Show: #160
Length: 35:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 16.5 mb

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We are all set to do more shows!! Equipment issue fixed.

Betsy can't figure out how to vote at Rockstar INXS site
Thanks to Byron from the DNC ;-) for the $$
Can't tell some of Betsy's stories
The tear off for the abused man
Kids and pets are nearly the same
Evacuees will coming to a suburb near us, time to volunteer
Never use a black light on a teenage boys' room especially after they have moved out of your house
Betsy's mom's daily reminder that we smell
Drinking champagne from the toes
Kidapalooza makes sure you are old
The Betsy ear round-up: Kris got it wrong all week because he doesn't listen
Doggie door today?
Pump and dump the dye isn't going to cut it

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Show: #161
Length: 32:51
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 15.1 mb

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Send Betsy's email to thesmithmall[at]hotmail.com
Handi-Cat
The shitzu dog malfunctions - drainage
Kris wears his socks for 3 days and they smell?
Betsy tells the man she is in charge
Kris needs a posse of five year olds to tell him he's fly
We're getting divorced when we retire and Betsy is getting thin and dating, I will be making love with some computer device in 2030
Stay Puff chubby people
Elliot's school kindergarten parental hangout
Betsy is down on the man
Why credit doesnt' work for us
"Is it just me?" Nope.

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Show: #162
Length: 35:21
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 16.2 mb

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Kris starts cleaning up Betsy's eBay mess
Betsy DIY doggy hair cut - she is horrible dog groomer

Muffin's crazy horse look
Cat liposuction
Kris fixes some plumbing in the house but Betsy already knew it was broken and didn't ask me to fix it
Rome on HBO isn't all that great, lots of nudity though
What about a Croncast dinner at Goodwill?
Betsy's eBay blues continue with customer from hell
Booba says american dream is a farce
Donation from the Anonymous Foundation
I'm going to get my doctorate from a Honduran medical school
Bety's dad going to Costa Rica (hey paul!) and polygamy town AZ

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Show: #163
Length: 40:37
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 18.7 mb

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Kris loves George W
Just kidding
Update on Ebay customer from hell
Pubis Jumpitis
Betsy was right-
there are no polygamists in Utah
Mormons are not polygamists
Closet Binge
Rockstar INXS please Marty do not win
The most annoying song on earth
the tree song ugh
Kris' birthday is coming up and he as well as all my friends this year
are getting AARP cards
the saddest search we have ever had
DR PHIL comes to the mall with 1000 anorexics

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Show: #164
Length: 30:25
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.0 mb

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Betsy is tumor free!!! I can't tell you how happy I was this morning after we left Betsy's test and the damage in her ear is not a tumor.

No takers on Handicat- Come on People
Ear Update ABR experience
I do not have ear cancer
Tonight my life as a Bunco high roller begins
As long as I pumped enough bottles
Dave Miller shout out from the wild west days of podcasting
Kris is investigating masters programs
He needs a masters from a brick and mortar joint
See son thats where daddy went to school
George W pic from British news- Bush is a natural disaster
thanks to Alan Scullion
Carnivale is really cancelled unfortunately
1024 dog home alone to fend for self news at 11
predatory solicitation from the eastern block

Hope everyone is doing well- Want a shout out- email me at we will add it to the show and show notes
Dont forget to out my ebay crap on thesmithmall
Who can't use more crap?

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Show: #165
Length: 49:50
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 22.9 mb

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Welcome to the playroom
The wet bar basement fad
Amazon Rainforest shower head fad of today
Kris' body slaves are unsexy eunuchs
Betsy sets Kris straight on SCWF meaning
I am trying to make it Share Croncast With a Friend
Nerds with personal digital devices
Baptists on the front lawn
Betsy can't get anything straight when she tells me for the first time
No beliefs from youth
Kris thinks he is #1 Daddy
I've seen some pretty horrible things this week
Then Betsy reminds me of one of the worst things I've seen first hand
Fourth and Towne for the "muffin toppers", Betsy is on to something
Kris tries to start something with Betsy and she nullifies it
Shoe knowledge will never leave you if you have sold shoes
Handicat is a cat for single men
Vote for us at Podcast Alley

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Show: #166
Length: 48:12
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 22.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 125

Thanks to everyone who has voted at Podcast Alley (when you can get through). Keep'em coming!

Shake it like Shakira
Betsy likes to see Kris squirm
The danger of being a forest preserve officer
The cat ban, put it on a leash
Adult suburbanites shooting at our cat (what they thought was our cat) with a bb gun
Trying to fit in has been a lost cause
You only really need two friends
Kris finally listens to Howard Stern and likes it
Rockstar INXS J.D. vs Marty and the effeminate Mig
I will never live down taking podcasting so serious during Betsy's pregnancy
Selling driver's licenses to 14 year olds to make cash
Giving direction on the show
Second child needs to clap for themselves even at 6 months
Radiated Ball jars of mysterious things from Bobaks
Pickled asparagus vs. pickled squash
My Name is Earl - is really funny

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Show: #167
Length: 37:49
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 17.1 mb

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Old time radio for hurricane watch 2005
My mother bears down on Texas
Hurricane Betsy drink at Red Lobster
Redemption for Bush administration
Supporting voters after the storm
NPR has slipped and become simply depressing as they have begun to tell personal stories non-stop
It all started with Air America
We don't have supreme court
More of Betsy's us vs. you
Betsy is smarter than Fox News
One lesbian with a two string guitar
Jesus theater
Don't say FEMA uses your technology
Kate Moss posters on eBay
The explanation for our living situation
Podfeed.net listener comment - Ouch!
Sup with glib, though, you wanna go?!
Leave your feedback for us at Podfeed.net

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Show: #168
Length: 31:02
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 127

More voting? Really more voting? No way how can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast?

Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes!

How?

Click the green button at the bottom of this page.

New Contest!!

Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac-Man glasses that are near mint quality!

The contest ends on Friday October 7th and the winner will be announced on Monday October 10th. Good luck! Betsy will pick the winner.

Show Notes

Baby Maggie has it out for me
They say it is religion and politics? No. Politics and Municipal Ordinances
Everybody has a cat story
Thansk to everyone who posted a review over at Podfeed.net
Kris is on dead mouse patrol
Our interview with Tony Kahn, first time for Betsy
Host the Emmy's for a day?
Mary Kate you eating? I brought you a power shake.
The Contest - Send in your funniest story to betsy [at] croncast dot com
Truth in advertising
Why the laptop and wi-fi were invented (amazingly embarrassing and at the same time extremely funny)
No one needs to know this
I never should have put this show up (not a show note)
First birthday party nonsense
Smash cake
Instead of blowing them out we should teach Maggie to eat fire for her first birthday party
"F" is for . . . Daddy uses it all the time
Betsy super axe grinding
The daddy rock star welcome
Check out OneMan's post from September 20th
Thanks to OneMan
Vote at podcast-topsites
New Croncast logo

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Show: #169
Length: 27:14
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.4 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 128

Show Notes

Tom Davies' entry is going to be tough to beat
Sign of Aging when you use
"Guess what I read in Readers Digest today"
As a conversation starter
What kind of job Betsy could get if she started today?
Kris thinks I would be pulling animals off tin roofs in Lousiana
The secret lives of men
Kris believes he is completely controlled by women
Kris thinks I should start a shopping blog
Von Maur rocks
Rude people call at dinner
Though Kris won't just hang up
Further proof that he is controlled by women
Ashton Moore

More voting? Really more voting? No way.

How can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast?

Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes!

How?

Click the green button at the bottom of this page.

New Contest!!

Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac-Man glasses that are near mint quality!

The contest ends on Friday October 7th and the winner will be announced on Monday October 10th. Good luck! Betsy will pick the winner.

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Show: #170
Length: 28:01
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.8 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 129

Show Notes

The contest ends on October 7th
Winner chosen Monday the 10th after the first apprentice gets booted
Betsy's new reality show Mac truck vs. VW Beatle
Human perspective, moose size of shetland pony with antlers
Additional Alaskan goodness
Breaking Bonaduce, dude is a mess
Whitney has something on this cat
50 year old homeless men
The ghosts of the 80's with Members Only jackets with Larry Hagman Dallas style briefcases
Door to door knife salesmen
Rich dad poor dad bullshit makes me laugh
Betsy brings out the Land of Nod
An investment
The verb shabbed
Leaving rice in Kris's goatee
Booger out of Betsy's nose
Send in your story to Betsy

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Show: #171
Length: 26:42
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 130

Show Notes

Betsy wonders what bug to eat first
The crazy dime sized flies that in our basement
Big flies mean big maggots
Dryer exhaust vented into garage a carbon monxide sauna
Happy about airconditioning
Betsy is tracking them as the flies go by
It only takes one draft horse to tear down your house
Maybe we need to build like the Romans did
"They had scissors", thanks anthropologists and art history majors
The private dressed as a ferret
Betsy takes friend to Land of Nod sale
Then Betsy realizes she has mad sale skills
More fly tracking
Even the dead mice have been removed
Flyer says new items, returned and damaged
Betsy schools us in sale strategy
Byron nails it on the head with the politics thing and Croncast
More sale schoolage, is Betsy really evil?
Wemberly Worried is going to far
Kids with ADHD need their hero too
Next time I have a panic attack I am going to write a kids story
Reading makes Kris a huge narcissist
Growing up to become same sex partners

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Show: #172
Length: 26:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 131

Show Notes

No funny quip for Betsy
Eeyore moment for Kris "life is made of tissue paper"
Not devastating news
Kris thinks Karma is out to get him
That is the way that it works
Strawberry poptarts in the blueberry box
Betsy is a registered vendor at a school sale
Ebay = Febay and pushes Besty out into real world
Bobby pins for mullets
The Oughts, no good for Kris's hair
Betsy needs to be separated from her money
I didn't do it. It's Karma this time.
I'd do the three the years
Buying a meat tray
Traffic school is in Kris's future
Medical excuse for nursing baby
Goodwill Betsy strikes again
Leave your baby with strangers when given a $10/week choice?
The Ty beanie baby low down - junk bonds
Continued stuffed animal investments
Nationwide wi-fi
Kris gets car sick by reading in car
The boy with a hot bowl in his pants
The "What's up?" head shake
The contest for the PacMan glasses ends Friday.
Your Muffin, she throw up on the rug
Shows over, fly lands on Betsy

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Show: #173
Length: 1:15:54
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 34.7 mb

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This is an extra long show because Betsy and I read the stories that have been submitted so far for the contest to win the Pac Man glasses.

Show Notes

Betsy gives some garage sale tips
Someone from Kris's work listened to the show and now won't talk to him
Then we read stories, with commentary
Betsy and I speak to one of Betsy's most embarrassing moments . . . from the past month

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Show: #174
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 11.0 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 133

CONTEST WINNER IS: Jim Flanagan with "Blind Date".

Sorry to make everyone wait for the show today. You see it is Christopher Columbus day and we are strict observers of this national holiday.

Show Notes

Betsy is being disemboweled from the inside out by a virus
The evil Applebees carside to go not curbside
Drawing for the winner with lame sound effects
Jim with the "Blind Date" story
Kitty beds for the inner bestailist at valentines
No he is not a babillionaire
Cheap coffee comes from New Orleans
I profess the boom of Starbucks
Elliot says "I going to eat . . . "
"Mama don't put me in the trunk again"
They say the worst thing at the worst time
Filthy Rich Cattle drive

Yahoo gets on board with podcasting
Our spot at Yahoo leave some reviews!
The playing field begins to level again - thanks Yahoo (still not perfect though)
Betsy whines over intestinal pain
Betsy the Us Weekly junkie
She says we are just like Nick and Jessica, holding it together for the show
Weight Watcher is a Midwest deal
Maggie says her first word last week "Mama"
Betsy thinks Kris turning 31 in a month is funny
She will turn 17 according to her Mexican birth certificate
The stretch marks and her salty sailor hands will giver her away
Collagen and Botox for my hands
Kris's sharp shins and beautiful feet
Singles can figure out how to fix themselves by getting married

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Show: #175
Length: 32:15
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.7 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 134

Show Notes

Give us a review at Yahoo!

These are pseudo show notes due the fact that I am typing this as the show uploads because I said I would have it up at 7 CST . . . sweet.

This is your Thursday morning quickie
The show is late
Do married people even remember a quickie
Add kids and that is answer
Ignore the man ans he runs away
There's a party for you at the front of the store
He programs your car and that one is an attorney
Early morning garage picking by Betsy
Garage sale gloves and special pens
Muffin's crazy polar fleece
Kris looking at graduate school
No chip about it anymore
Life stories
I married the wrong one
One year of podcasting in a month

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Show: #176
Length: 32:29
Size: 22.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135

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Show Notes

Betsy wants to garage sale all night long
Bad garage sale karma
Documentary of Betsy's addiction
More than $6 for apparel? Not this house
Don't ask don't tell garage sale policy - smoking
Toddler treadmills
Cartoons for reward
Tiny folks
FedEx Kinkos vs. Pizza Hut
Garage saling cut short
Tenements of the highly mobile $600,000 middle management homes
Raining toilet water on our stuff
Curbside wardrobe boxes
Screaming baby and garbage picking makes Betsy uncomfortable
Give her some of our table scraps
Kris will go back to Kinkos
Now Betsy's wrist is acting up, all the cul de sacs
Lloyd's of London for Betsy's eBay wrist
Maggie face-butts the cushioned chair and lives, laughs and says mama
Candle party vs. sex party
Should be subsidized by school district
Telling way too much about your lives . . . hmmmmm
Lengua for Betsy is too gross for Kris
Chef Betsy
iPod video will reign for porn and 14 year old boys
Kris's Marlboro iPod
The last name thing, for women as property?
Kris at femanine alliance to watch chicks make out
Habitat for Humanity for Betsy
Nick (hosty of SledHead Radio) house burned down
"Kris, I burned down the house. Apologize to me", Betsy
Kris would would take the computer first
Susan this inappropriate story is for you
Maternity belts for men

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Show: #177
Length: 35:36
Size: 24.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 136

Jeanie and Betsy

Show Notes

Short show notes this morning . . .

Welcome to Croncast, Jeanie, the first female truck driver to ever be on the show
Everything you ever wanted to know about trucking
Getting "commercial", many trucking euphemisms
Jeanie's super CB handle, "small fry"
Jeanie's most embarrasing moment ever involes kitty litter and a hot guy

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Show: #178
Length: 22:24
Size: 15.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 137

Show Notes

Even shorter show notes.

Show goes like this . . . Kris is sick.

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Show: #179
Length: 20:31
Size: 14.1 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 138

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Show Notes

Betsy is packing the pork in too (the bacon, some slices)
Kris it still sick, just a little
Paying homage to Betsy and her stair cleaning ability
Yeah I never got it
"Cursed with a vagina"
She's got big lady junk
Men walking with exaggerated packages after the age of 13
Unless you like big packages
Kris' upcoming birthday
Elliot tells me what I'm getting, bunny sweater
The great sub-division chili cook off of 2005 in our garage
72 people and Kris wants to cry
Betsy volunteers for the cook off
Fall out - repairing the house
The cycle
Filthy cubes
Watching baby Maggie while Betsy paints
Don't paint over wallpaper border
Dime size pieces
The Overstock.com spokesperson lady - whore
Betsy gives secret of value shopping
Off to a meeting about master degree program
Control freak Betsy is going to have me put my talking points on my hand
Getting to finally meet Tony Kahn today
Two for one BuffaloWings
Criminal endangerment
Stomach flu or food poisoning has been great for Kris' figure
Body wrap to loose water wait fast
They could help my non-alcoholic beer beer gut
Captain Pizza - my job 5 years ago making pizzas in a gas station
Walking to the job
Have a good weekend!

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Show: #180
Length: 26:54
Size: 18.5 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 139

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Show Notes

Betsy's got wandering eyes
Bar hopping with baby Maggie
Betsy wants to go out because Kris added a fun item to life
Kris is not a social superstar
University of Chicago CS Master's program
Dinner for Kris with Tony Kahn, producer of Morning Stories
Will Kris swing that way
Madonna is Kabalish
Tony's just a podcaster to me
He said lots of nice stuff about us over the past year
The fuel to keep Kris going in podcasting
The Third Coast Audio Festival was going on
Kris gets picked up by a stranger, Elinoar
She invites Kris to a party at Chicago Public Radio and he says, "Yes"
The Beck remix CD party with baby seats?
Kris did inform her that he is socially inept and she's cool with it
The way in is to stand on the street and wait for strangers to invite you to public radio stations
Baby Maggie is tired of the carnage
For Kris one thing is just one thing
Hanging in WBEZ's editing room
Look at this hapless schmuck
"I'm married" - Kris' quote without Betsy as social lubricant
The neighborhood chili cook-off nothing like you would expect
Do what the IRS says, "Don't leave the country."
Big shout out to Steve Ladd starter of the great Croncast barbecue
It's like finding out your parents have sex

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Show: #181
Length: 23:34
Size: 16.2 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 140

Show Notes

Reading this book right here
The poverty symposium
She know poor people
With the middle name of Wayne I am screwed
Kris Bob instead
Jorge Joe instead
Cat vs. neighbors round 3 - not our cat
I forgot her name
Making the routine
Of course I was upset I was making love to my microphones
Forgetting names in a time of need
She was listening
Jorge to the rescue to save his own hide
But she still keeps going after being proven wrong
She got nothing, walk away
You don't eat in your yard, you don't sleep in your yard animals poop in it
Aggressive to mush but mumbling
It's not my fucking cat
Such a player he needs a body double
He can be called with the sound of a can opener
The poverty book
We learn that we can survive in poverty with no problem
Living the plush lifestyle
The book was supposed to be all about me then . . .
"I know where all the best rummage sales and church sales are in town."
Old Navy cardboard day, if we need we can eat it, high in fiber and low in fat
Grandma in jail when Elliot was born
Kris keeps checking off the items on the list
What would it be like to be Paris Hilton? Oh I am hungry.
The kind of car that we would be
Betsy calls it vacation for a day
Kris is going to San Francisco for the the day
Betsy doesn't get the reimbursement process - poverty
Piecing together a meal with McDonalds Monopoly game pieces
Meeting new people
My afraidness (yes I know not a real word) of the aeroplane
Parking old planes in pending natural disaster areas for insurance money
The Yucatan

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Show: #182
Length: 39:56
Size: 27.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141

Show Notes

The mime
Calling each other 47 times a day
Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races
The Geriatric games
More chest hair than head hair
The digital camera fiasco
Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do
We're not buying today
Prints only from the camera store
He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx
Kris' rats nest hair
Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair
My hair looks like a pelt
I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore
Detriment in Chicago during winter
Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet
Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch
There is a podcast voice
Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line
Well, okay der bear
It is pledge and donation time again
Cyclical with NPR
Server money is needed
Betsy says $4 per month doesn't make sense, $5 a month or $9.95 is better
The kids aren't yours
The one year anniversary of Croncast is coming
Doing the show 3 times a week is difficult
Kris has other projects to work on podcasting and not
Croncast will be moving to one day a week starting November 14
Send your audio or email of your Croncast memories
Harriet Mier, "liberals will rue the day that she didn't get the job"
New segment, "Goodwill Tonight" Betsy does sound effects
Visual a steam sterilizer and a triple stroller
I'm taking it to Goodwill to teach you a lesson
Screaming serpent roller coaster and rippin rocket
Betsy takes on an 11 year old girl at Goodwill
Someone took her on, she was the home team
First born kids are sibling slappers
Kris apologizes to his brother who is ripped
The hariest, largest woman in Goodwill
Time to scurry away with the baby
Dart them and take their stuff?
Betsy decides to stalk the family
Applies social work principles to get what she wants
Situation assessment for procurement
Lowlights of the old days
Why people don't want to remember the worst times
People work through it and move on and react out of fear
If you look behind you feel like it can happen again
A lack of empathy
Falling back on family if it is an option
Social service programs
How did Betsy make this political
A bit too harsh

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Show: #183
Length: 30:28
Size: 20.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142

Show Notes

Special Note: If you have made a donation and requested not shout out, you're in business. If you didn't I will be contacting you today to ask for your choice.

Happy Halloween!
Watch this
Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them
We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO
Edit points for resale to TBS
20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses
duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill
She lives on Michael Jackson's street
Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps
White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way
Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble
The Cub Scout tribe sale
The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash
Parents couldn't do the math
Taking advantage of the den parents
Betsy filled the mini van
Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you.
They need the money to rub sticks together in the woods
It was like a half price sale at a garage sale
Buy it and sell it right away
Kris will be sent to FedEx
Standing with jockey man
Let's talk about that
The first car we've owned that has been produced in the same decade
Betsy's boxing skills
Betsy gives more tips for how to navigate the post office
She lets Kris know that he is retarded because he can't fill out form
Approached by the ultimate pyramid scam - all the sellers except the sex people left out
Betsy is going to go and promote eBay and tell them start with no investment
Selling off Elliot's stuff
Crushing the man, however he usually doesn't notice because something else shiny will get his attention
The drum of Legos
Surrounded by bright color plastic
Kris needs to learn to ask questions
Betsy says Kris is a self centered jerk
She is my own personal doctor Phil
Elliot get's a psychic reading
Put grandma's Toshiba down
The psychic didn't get a good a reading because I didn't ask questions hmmmm
Every question you can think of is a leading question
Todd's Halloween party was cool
We care about Elliot's future, hence the reading
Sylvia Brown psychic lady for $1000 a seat or $70 a question
I'm in the wrong line of work
Betsy says mediums exist, not just in the plethora that do business
"I knew he was here"
The pledge drive continues
We understand people being upset
3 ten minute shows a week

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Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Show Notes

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Betsy's eBay listings link

TheSmithMall

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Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
Croncast has the best listeners
Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
Female donations

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