"Please welcome former vice-president Al Gore and Queen Latifa." Odd couple . . . fair enough it's the Grammys and they need spectacle.
But, oh my god, what the fuck Al Gore? What happened to your face!?!
Whether it was Botox or a nasty south of the border face lift, some doctor did you wrong and now all of us have to pay for it. But unlike your family I won't tell that you look 10 years younger. The fact that you will cry diamonds for the rest of life must feel nice though.
I will let this post stand as a reminder to myself that no matter how good it might seem at the time stretching my face to look like a balloon is a bad idea.