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      <title>1st grade | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for 1st grade. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 30, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/474/cks-2006-08-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-08-30" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/474/cks-2006-08-30.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-08-30.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #269<br />
  Length: 31:19<br />
  Size: 21.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 30, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.fireextinguisher.com/" target="_blank" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_box.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Betsy still working the intro<br />
As parents we got our asses kicked<br />
Not feeling the welcome<br />
Powerpoint needs to die when used by educators<br />
I don't want to look at dancing lunch meat<br />
Granola is off limits with chocolate<br />
There was a weird vibe between Elliot's teacher and Betsy<br />
Elliot is in back of room which looks like front of room<br />
He'll be carving his name in the desk soon<br />
There's nothing you can say but good stuff when 30 parents are all listening<br />
Eye contact has dipped to zero and she sized up Booba<br />
Elliot will suffer know because of it<br />
The tall child in front that everyone listens too<br />
He is struggling in all first grade things<br />
Camp to this has to be a hard transistion for him<br />
Working at home with Elliot is even on routine it fails<br />
Google how to put out the fire<br />
Slowsky didn't get an oil change before our vacation<br />
It stopped leaking oil . . . there was no more to leak<br />
Betsy is back at Goodwill<br />
Betsy is garbage picking from neighbors again<br />
She is assured that the neighbors hate her, more on Friday
300 by 300th
<br /><br />
<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br> 	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Barbie and Skipper">Barbie and Skipper</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Barbie and Skipper"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Barbie and Skipper.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/vintage">vintage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/vintage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/vintage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/1st grade">1st grade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/1st grade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/1st grade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elliot">Elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/474/cks-2006-08-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-08-30" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/474/cks-2006-08-30.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-08-30.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #269<br />
  Length: 31:19<br />
  Size: 21.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 30, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.fireextinguisher.com/" target="_blank" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_box.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Betsy still working the intro<br />
As parents we got our asses kicked<br />
Not feeling the welcome<br />
Powerpoint needs to die when used by educators<br />
I don't want to look at dancing lunch meat<br />
Granola is off limits with chocolate<br />
There was a weird vibe between Elliot's teacher and Betsy<br />
Elliot is in back of room which looks like front of room<br />
He'll be carving his name in the desk soon<br />
There's nothing you can say but good stuff when 30 parents are all listening<br />
Eye contact has dipped to zero and she sized up Booba<br />
Elliot will suffer know because of it<br />
The tall child in front that everyone listens too<br />
He is struggling in all first grade things<br />
Camp to this has to be a hard transistion for him<br />
Working at home with Elliot is even on routine it fails<br />
Google how to put out the fire<br />
Slowsky didn't get an oil change before our vacation<br />
It stopped leaking oil . . . there was no more to leak<br />
Betsy is back at Goodwill<br />
Betsy is garbage picking from neighbors again<br />
She is assured that the neighbors hate her, more on Friday
300 by 300th
<br /><br />
<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br> 	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Barbie and Skipper">Barbie and Skipper</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Barbie and Skipper"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Barbie and Skipper.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/vintage">vintage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/vintage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/vintage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/1st grade">1st grade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/1st grade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/1st grade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elliot">Elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:44:01 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-08-30.mp3
Show: #269
  Length: 31:19
  Size: 21.5 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris August 30, 2006


Betsy still working the intro
As parents we got our asses kicked
Not feeling the welcome
Powerpoint needs to die when used by educators
I don&#039;t want to look at dancing lunch meat
Granola is off limits</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Goodwill, Barbie and Skipper, vintage, 1st grade, Elliot</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 21, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/464/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-21-2006_The-Great-American-Yard-Sale_eBay.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/464/cks-2006-08-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-08-21" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/464/cks-2006-08-21.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-08-21.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #265<br />
  Length: 29:16<br />
  Size: 20.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 21, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>



The long intro with the email from the tab<br />
Betys won't look at me<br />
"Nobody likes your intro"<br />
More people like the chick voice<br />
I'll do it for you for a small fee<br />
Betsy did The Great American Yard Sale this weekend and we roll with it<br />
Having a puppy is like having four kids<br />
Betsy goes for gypsy blood<br />
"Look at her run"<br />
Rookies will tell you what they want<br />
Kris is going to have his man card revoked for saying "Pram"<br />
The big stuff doesn't fit<br />
Why do you have three "prams"?<br />
Sellin on eBay, the newbs "f" it up for Booba<br />
Distraction of the eye shadow<br />
Elliot's first day of school . . . 1st grade<br />
Daddy took him shopping for "new" stuff cause mommy wouldn't<br />
300 by 300th<br />


<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Great American Yard Sale">The Great American Yard Sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Great American Yard Sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Great American Yard Sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay">eBay</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gypsys">gypsys</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gypsys"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gypsys.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/puppy">puppy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/puppy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/puppy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Prams">Prams</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Prams"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Prams.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/464/cks-2006-08-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-08-21" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/464/cks-2006-08-21.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-08-21.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #265<br />
  Length: 29:16<br />
  Size: 20.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 21, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>



The long intro with the email from the tab<br />
Betys won't look at me<br />
"Nobody likes your intro"<br />
More people like the chick voice<br />
I'll do it for you for a small fee<br />
Betsy did The Great American Yard Sale this weekend and we roll with it<br />
Having a puppy is like having four kids<br />
Betsy goes for gypsy blood<br />
"Look at her run"<br />
Rookies will tell you what they want<br />
Kris is going to have his man card revoked for saying "Pram"<br />
The big stuff doesn't fit<br />
Why do you have three "prams"?<br />
Sellin on eBay, the newbs "f" it up for Booba<br />
Distraction of the eye shadow<br />
Elliot's first day of school . . . 1st grade<br />
Daddy took him shopping for "new" stuff cause mommy wouldn't<br />
300 by 300th<br />


<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Great American Yard Sale">The Great American Yard Sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Great American Yard Sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Great American Yard Sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay">eBay</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gypsys">gypsys</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gypsys"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gypsys.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/puppy">puppy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/puppy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/puppy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Prams">Prams</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Prams"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Prams.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:03:45 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,464</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-08-21.mp3
Show: #265
  Length: 29:16
  Size: 20.1 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris August 21, 2006

1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener  or Get a Handle
                          (current listener)
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a &quot;Handle&quot;) 
3)</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>The Great American Yard Sale, eBay, gypsys, puppy, Prams</itunes:keywords> 
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