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      <title>400 | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for 400. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for 400. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Visit Sudan with Daniel Patterson</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I met <a href="http://danpatterson.creepysleepy.com/">Daniel</a> a few months ago and thought I would share video and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/creepysleepy/sets/72157604450734435/" target="_blank">links to some others from his globe trotting UN Tour</a>. This is a great set of videos.
<br><br>
A little background, Daniel is the Chief New York and United Nations Correspondent / Social Media Evangelist for Talk Radio News Service and a skilled podcaster.
<br><br>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/United Nations">United Nations</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/United Nations"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/United Nations.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Talk Radio News Service">Talk Radio News Service</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Talk Radio News Service"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Talk Radio News Service.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Daniel Patterson">Daniel Patterson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Daniel Patterson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Daniel Patterson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sudan">Sudan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sudan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sudan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/truck">truck</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/truck"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/truck.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I met <a href="http://danpatterson.creepysleepy.com/">Daniel</a> a few months ago and thought I would share video and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/creepysleepy/sets/72157604450734435/" target="_blank">links to some others from his globe trotting UN Tour</a>. This is a great set of videos.
<br><br>
A little background, Daniel is the Chief New York and United Nations Correspondent / Social Media Evangelist for Talk Radio News Service and a skilled podcaster.
<br><br>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/United Nations">United Nations</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/United Nations"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/United Nations.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Talk Radio News Service">Talk Radio News Service</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Talk Radio News Service"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Talk Radio News Service.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Daniel Patterson">Daniel Patterson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Daniel Patterson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Daniel Patterson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sudan">Sudan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sudan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sudan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/truck">truck</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/truck"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/truck.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:28:58 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1600</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>I met Daniel a few months ago and thought I would share video and links to some others from his globe trotting UN Tour. This is a great set of videos.

A little background, Daniel is the Chief New York and United Nations Correspondent / Social Media Evangelist for Talk Radio News Service and a skilled podcaster.

    

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         <title>A Cinch message for March 06, 2008 1:03 PM</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1413/A-Cinch-message-for-March-06-2008-1:03-PM_BlogTalkRadio_Cinch.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:03:52 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1413</guid>

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				<itunes:keywords>BlogTalkRadio, Cinch, Kris Smith, Croncast, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>There comes a time . . .</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1393/There-comes-a-time---_BlogTalkRadio_Cinch.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Yes, there does come a time when a man must leave his lair. Landing where else but a caffiene pushers store with free wifi for an hour. After that I'll hit the evdo.
<br><br>
The new 12+ hour workdays are making my little cubby less appealing. Need sunlight, though I still believe that the sun is out to get me. I need environment less conducive to sitting still.
<br><br>
Listen to quick Cinch that I did on my way to the coffee joint.
<br><br>


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<br><br>
The new 12+ hour workdays are making my little cubby less appealing. Need sunlight, though I still believe that the sun is out to get me. I need environment less conducive to sitting still.
<br><br>
Listen to quick Cinch that I did on my way to the coffee joint.
<br><br>


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         <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:15:53 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1393</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Yes, there does come a time when a man must leave his lair. Landing where else but a caffiene pushers store with free wifi for an hour. After that I&#039;ll hit the evdo.

The new 12+ hour workdays are making my little cubby less appealing. Need sunlight, though I still believe that the sun is out to get me. I need environment less conducive to</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>BlogTalkRadio, Cinch, Kris Smith, Croncast, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>A Cinch message for February 19, 2008 7:30 AM</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1380/A-Cinch-message-for-February-19-2008-7:30-AM_BlogTalkRadio_Cinch.php</link>
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	</object> <a href="http://btre.blogtalkradio.com/74_86157.mp3">Download</a> size: 561.79 KB<br><br><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cinch.rss" ><img src="images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cinch.rss" >My Cinch Feed</a><br><br><br><br><a href="http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/">Create your own Cinch feed</a>.<br>1. Call (646) 200-0000 and talk<br>2. Hang up<br>3. Subscribe, Share or use as API your RSS feed - http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/your_phone_# Ex. http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/3125558282<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/BlogTalkRadio">BlogTalkRadio</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/BlogTalkRadio"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/BlogTalkRadio.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Cinch">Cinch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Cinch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Cinch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0" width="17" 

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         <pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:30:02 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1380</guid>

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	 Download size: 561.79 KB  My Cinch FeedCreate your own Cinch feed.1. Call (646) 200-0000 and talk2. Hang up3. Subscribe, Share or use as API your RSS feed - http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/your_phone_# Ex. http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/3125558282</itunes:summary>
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         <title>A Cinch message for February 18, 2008 5:18 PM</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1378/A-Cinch-message-for-February-18-2008-5:18-PM_BlogTalkRadio_Cinch.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:18:24 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1378</guid>

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	 Download size: 561.79 KB  My Cinch FeedCreate your own Cinch feed.1. Call (646) 200-0000 and talk2. Hang up3. Subscribe, Share or use as API your RSS feed - http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/your_phone_# Ex. http://cinch.blogtalkradio.com/3125558282</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>BlogTalkRadio, Cinch, Kris Smith, Croncast, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Gnomedex 2007 podcasts: these are my people</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1204/Gnomedex-2007-podcasts:-these-are-my-people_New-media_emerging-media.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[This morning I put a new post over at my seldomly active <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">kristophersmith.com</a> blog about <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">the podcasts</a> that I recorded at Gnomedex this year. <br><br>No need to rehash the post here but I wanted to point out that if you are interested in new media, emerging media that this set of 14 podcasts is a great starting point.<br><br>And for good measure, <a href="http://www.thetrendjunkie.com">Greg Cangialosi</a> shot some great video of about 4 of the podcasts. You can watch my not so secret show intro laugh that I usually cut from every show.
<br><br>
Here's a sample (<a href="http://blip.tv/file/336108">if you can't see the video click here</a>):
<br><br>
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<br><br>
Here's a sample (<a href="http://blip.tv/file/336108">if you can't see the video click here</a>):
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:19:05 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1204</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>This morning I put a new post over at my seldomly active kristophersmith.com blog about the podcasts that I recorded at Gnomedex this year. No need to rehash the post here but I wanted to point out that if you are interested in new media, emerging media that this set of 14 podcasts is a great starting point.And for good measure, Greg Cangialosi</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>New media, emerging media, Greg Cangialosi, Stan James, Chris Heuer</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Kris Smith - New Media, RSS and Podcast Expert</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1130/Kris-Smith---New-Media-RSS-and-Podcast-Expert_RSS-guru_Podcasting-professional.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p align="center" ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Kristopher Smith<br>
</b></font></font><font ><u><a HREF="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" TARGET="_blank"><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>http://linkedin.com/in/ksmith<br>
</b></span></font></font></a></u></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Naperville, IL 60565</b></span></font></font>
<font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>(630) 445-1719  </b></span></font></font></font><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>&#9679;</b></span></font></font></font><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b></b></span></font></font></font><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b> kris[at]palegroove.com</b></span></font></font></font></p>
<p><br>
</p>
<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Career Objective</b></font></font><br>
</p>
<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>A leadership position with a company interested in benefiting from the opportunities presented by leading edge new media technologies where a commitment to innovative ideas and entrepreneurial spirit is recognized and rewarded.<br>
</font></font><br>
</p>
<p><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Qualifications Summary:</b></span></font></font></font><br>
</p>
<ul>
  <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Accomplished entrepreneur and strategist  with a demonstrated history of success integrating new media technologies into existing platforms and campaigns for Fortune 500 companies.</font></font>
  <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Combined expertise in RSS and podcast development with an extended network of relationships with independent, corporate and mainstream media.</font></font>
  <li>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span>Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform that enables users to manage large libraries of content and maintain statistics privately.</span></font></font>
	<br>
	<br>
</li></li></li></ul>
<p><font SIZE=2><b>Professional Experience</b></font><br>
<br>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><strong>Room 214, Boulder, Colorado <font SIZE=2><b>&#9679;</b></font> 1/2007-11/2007</strong></font></font></p>
<p>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Vice President, New Media </b></font></font>
</p>
<ul>
	<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Leadership force for product development within an organization that integrates new media, public relations efforts, web marketing methodologies and technologies under cohesive systems that drive measurable calls to action via the Internet. Company services were solicited from some of the most recognized PR firms and creative agencies to positively impact corporate sales, brand awareness and communications.</font></font></p>
  <p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Major Contributions:</b></font></font></p>
  <ul>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Developed moderated media RSS feeds (mmRSS) for episodic and archived content delivery via RSS</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span>Orchestrated product development and integration of emerging technologies such as Twitter and other social media API's into Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform</span></font></font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Created and delivered new products from the Castlock code base, RSSignite and Episodr</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Spearheaded integration of new media including podcasting and RSS into new client product offerings and marketing campaigns</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Invigorated existing client marketing campaigns with new media elements </font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Directed digital media production from concept to final deliverable</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Initiated research and development for RSS strategies and effective RSS search engine optimization</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Served as company spokesperson at industry and new media events around the country</font></font><br></li></ul>
      <font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b><br>
      Career Note: </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>As</span></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span> a representative of Room 214 and respected authority in the new media field I delivered the following presentations:<br>
        <br>
        </span></font></font></font>
  <ul>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Podcast & New Media Expo (Sept. 2007) Ontario, CA."Compression Killed the Video Star" </font></font>   
      </li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>PodCamp NYC (Apr. 2007) New York, New York. Panel "Podcast Open Metrics Initiative."</font></font>
        
      </li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>eLearning 2007 (Mar. 2007) Chicago, IL. "Using RSS Feeds, Podcasts to Deliver Distance Education"</font></font>
      </li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Podcast Academy 5 (Feb. 2007) Duke University. "Understanding Authenticated & Personalized RSS Feeds"</font></font>       
      </li>
  </ul>
</ul>
<p>
<font FACE="Tahoma, sans-serif"><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Joint Commission Resources/Joint Commission, Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois  </b></font><font SIZE=2><b>&#9679;</b></font><font SIZE=2><b> 5/2005-12/2006 </b></font></font>
          </font>
</p>
<p>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Associate Director, eLearning</b></font></font></p>
<ul>
	<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Promoted to direct eLearning digital product development for Joint Commission Resources. Led innovations in delivery of information required to comply with the accreditation standards of the Joint Commission on Accredited Healthcare Organizations (JCAHO). JCAHO accreditation and certification is the standard of excellence in health care organizations.</font></font></p>
	<p></p>
	<p>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Major Contributions:</b></font></font></p>
    <ul>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Identified opportunities for new revenue streams utilizing innovative content delivery systems</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Evangelized blogging and podcast initiatives to integrate new media technologies within the enterprise</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Directed a division to develop digital products and manage legacy products focusing on increasing sales</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Engineered courseware implementation, software, coding and course development for field cadre and central office employees</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Disseminated educational training information to 400 global field staff via a custom RSS application<br>
        <br>
        </font></font>    </li>
  </ul>
</ul>
<p>
<font FACE="Tahoma, sans-serif"><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span STYLE="font-style: normal"><b>Palegroove Studios, Naperville, Illinois  </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span STYLE="font-style: normal"><b>&#9679;</b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span STYLE="font-style: normal"><b> 2/2005-Present</b></span></font></font></font>
        </font>
</p>
<p>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Founder/CEO</b></font></font></p>
<ul>
	<p>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Pioneered the start-up and development of the world's first podcast production company. Advised Fortune 500 clients on utilizing this medium to extend their brands.  Developed podcasts from conception to deliverables which includes consulting with client on: show content, format, script writing, transcripts and creation of royalty free musical intros,outros and sweepers. Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform. Produced over 700 podcasts since 2005.</font></font></p>
	<p>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Podcasts Produced:</b></font></font></p>
    <ul>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>MasterCard, The Home Depot, Abbot Laboratories (2007)</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Nascar Alltel Racing Podcast (2006 & 2007) produced podcasts in conjunction with XM Satellite Radio</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>NFL Alltel My Circle Podcast (2006 season) produced with nationally recognized radio talent from official team media outlets </font></font>      </li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Nascar Coors Light Racing Podcast for Coors Light (2006) </font></font>      </li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Fab 5 Summer '05 Podcasts produced for MTV Networks Affiliate Marketing (2005) </font></font>      </li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Developed and independently produced Croncast (2004-Present) delivered 3 times a week since November of 2004 and recognized by a number of media outlets including: The New York Times, Detroit Free Press, FOX News, and NBC (Chicago)</font></font></li>
    </ul>
	<p>    </p>
	<p><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Career Note:</b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>
As a successful entrepreneur and recognized expert in the podcast industry I delivered the following presentations: </span></span></font></font></font>	</p>
    <ul>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>PodCamp West (Nov. 2006) San Francisco, CA. Keynote panel "The Future of New Media"</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Portable Media Expo (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Podcasting Consultant"</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Podcast Academy 4  (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Web Design for Corporate Podcasting"</font></font></li>
    </ul>
</ul>
<p><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>&#9679; </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>5/2000-5/2005<br>
	<br>
	Distance Learning Technical Support Specialist</b></span></font></font></font><br>
</p>
  <ul>
    <ul>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Trained and supported university and college faculty throughout Illinois on the integration of technology into the classroom as part of ILLCO, a state funded initiative</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Designed and developed all graphics, wrote code, recorded, edited and encoded all audio for a Flash virtual tour of the college campus for use online, CD-ROM and hybrid DVD</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Recognized as innovator within organization promoted four times in five years</font></font></li>
    </ul>
  </ul>
  <p>
          <font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b><br>Languages</b></span></font></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>PHP, MySQL, </span></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>RSS, XML, HTML</span></span></font></font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Audio/Video</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Sound Forge, Acid Pro, WaveLab, </font></font>	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Vegas, Waves, Fruity Loops</font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Blogware/Podcasting</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Castlock and WordPress</font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Design/Interactive</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Flash, Dreamweaver, Fireworks, </font></font>	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator</font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Courseware </b></font></font> </p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>WebCT, aTutor, Scenario Studio, and HorizonLive<br>
              <br>
              <br>
            </font></font></p>
      <p><p> </p>


            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Education</b></font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>BFA Visual Communication with an emphasis in Digital Design 2005</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>American InterContinental University, Hoffman Estates, Illinois<br>
              <br>
            </font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Associates of Arts Degree December 2000</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois<br>
              <br>
            </font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>August 1993 - December 1994</font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Bradley University, Peoria, Illinois</font></font></p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS guru">RSS guru</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS guru"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS guru.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Podcasting professional">Podcasting professional</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Podcasting professional"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Podcasting professional.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PHP">PHP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PHP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PHP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Castlock">Castlock</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Castlock"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Castlock.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New Media expert">New Media expert</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New Media expert"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New Media expert.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS expert">RSS expert</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS expert"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS expert.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center" ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Kristopher Smith<br>
</b></font></font><font ><u><a HREF="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" TARGET="_blank"><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>http://linkedin.com/in/ksmith<br>
</b></span></font></font></a></u></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Naperville, IL 60565</b></span></font></font>
<font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>(630) 445-1719  </b></span></font></font></font><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>&#9679;</b></span></font></font></font><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b></b></span></font></font></font><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b> kris[at]palegroove.com</b></span></font></font></font></p>
<p><br>
</p>
<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Career Objective</b></font></font><br>
</p>
<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>A leadership position with a company interested in benefiting from the opportunities presented by leading edge new media technologies where a commitment to innovative ideas and entrepreneurial spirit is recognized and rewarded.<br>
</font></font><br>
</p>
<p><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Qualifications Summary:</b></span></font></font></font><br>
</p>
<ul>
  <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Accomplished entrepreneur and strategist  with a demonstrated history of success integrating new media technologies into existing platforms and campaigns for Fortune 500 companies.</font></font>
  <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Combined expertise in RSS and podcast development with an extended network of relationships with independent, corporate and mainstream media.</font></font>
  <li>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span>Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform that enables users to manage large libraries of content and maintain statistics privately.</span></font></font>
	<br>
	<br>
</li></li></li></ul>
<p><font SIZE=2><b>Professional Experience</b></font><br>
<br>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><strong>Room 214, Boulder, Colorado <font SIZE=2><b>&#9679;</b></font> 1/2007-11/2007</strong></font></font></p>
<p>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Vice President, New Media </b></font></font>
</p>
<ul>
	<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Leadership force for product development within an organization that integrates new media, public relations efforts, web marketing methodologies and technologies under cohesive systems that drive measurable calls to action via the Internet. Company services were solicited from some of the most recognized PR firms and creative agencies to positively impact corporate sales, brand awareness and communications.</font></font></p>
  <p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Major Contributions:</b></font></font></p>
  <ul>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Developed moderated media RSS feeds (mmRSS) for episodic and archived content delivery via RSS</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span>Orchestrated product development and integration of emerging technologies such as Twitter and other social media API's into Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform</span></font></font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Created and delivered new products from the Castlock code base, RSSignite and Episodr</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Spearheaded integration of new media including podcasting and RSS into new client product offerings and marketing campaigns</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Invigorated existing client marketing campaigns with new media elements </font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Directed digital media production from concept to final deliverable</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Initiated research and development for RSS strategies and effective RSS search engine optimization</font></font>    </li>
    <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Served as company spokesperson at industry and new media events around the country</font></font><br></li></ul>
      <font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b><br>
      Career Note: </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>As</span></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span> a representative of Room 214 and respected authority in the new media field I delivered the following presentations:<br>
        <br>
        </span></font></font></font>
  <ul>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Podcast & New Media Expo (Sept. 2007) Ontario, CA."Compression Killed the Video Star" </font></font>   
      </li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>PodCamp NYC (Apr. 2007) New York, New York. Panel "Podcast Open Metrics Initiative."</font></font>
        
      </li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>eLearning 2007 (Mar. 2007) Chicago, IL. "Using RSS Feeds, Podcasts to Deliver Distance Education"</font></font>
      </li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Podcast Academy 5 (Feb. 2007) Duke University. "Understanding Authenticated & Personalized RSS Feeds"</font></font>       
      </li>
  </ul>
</ul>
<p>
<font FACE="Tahoma, sans-serif"><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Joint Commission Resources/Joint Commission, Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois  </b></font><font SIZE=2><b>&#9679;</b></font><font SIZE=2><b> 5/2005-12/2006 </b></font></font>
          </font>
</p>
<p>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Associate Director, eLearning</b></font></font></p>
<ul>
	<p><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Promoted to direct eLearning digital product development for Joint Commission Resources. Led innovations in delivery of information required to comply with the accreditation standards of the Joint Commission on Accredited Healthcare Organizations (JCAHO). JCAHO accreditation and certification is the standard of excellence in health care organizations.</font></font></p>
	<p></p>
	<p>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Major Contributions:</b></font></font></p>
    <ul>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Identified opportunities for new revenue streams utilizing innovative content delivery systems</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Evangelized blogging and podcast initiatives to integrate new media technologies within the enterprise</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Directed a division to develop digital products and manage legacy products focusing on increasing sales</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Engineered courseware implementation, software, coding and course development for field cadre and central office employees</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Disseminated educational training information to 400 global field staff via a custom RSS application<br>
        <br>
        </font></font>    </li>
  </ul>
</ul>
<p>
<font FACE="Tahoma, sans-serif"><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span STYLE="font-style: normal"><b>Palegroove Studios, Naperville, Illinois  </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span STYLE="font-style: normal"><b>&#9679;</b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span STYLE="font-style: normal"><b> 2/2005-Present</b></span></font></font></font>
        </font>
</p>
<p>
<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Founder/CEO</b></font></font></p>
<ul>
	<p>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Pioneered the start-up and development of the world's first podcast production company. Advised Fortune 500 clients on utilizing this medium to extend their brands.  Developed podcasts from conception to deliverables which includes consulting with client on: show content, format, script writing, transcripts and creation of royalty free musical intros,outros and sweepers. Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform. Produced over 700 podcasts since 2005.</font></font></p>
	<p>
	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Podcasts Produced:</b></font></font></p>
    <ul>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>MasterCard, The Home Depot, Abbot Laboratories (2007)</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Nascar Alltel Racing Podcast (2006 & 2007) produced podcasts in conjunction with XM Satellite Radio</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>NFL Alltel My Circle Podcast (2006 season) produced with nationally recognized radio talent from official team media outlets </font></font>      </li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Nascar Coors Light Racing Podcast for Coors Light (2006) </font></font>      </li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Fab 5 Summer '05 Podcasts produced for MTV Networks Affiliate Marketing (2005) </font></font>      </li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Developed and independently produced Croncast (2004-Present) delivered 3 times a week since November of 2004 and recognized by a number of media outlets including: The New York Times, Detroit Free Press, FOX News, and NBC (Chicago)</font></font></li>
    </ul>
	<p>    </p>
	<p><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Career Note:</b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>
As a successful entrepreneur and recognized expert in the podcast industry I delivered the following presentations: </span></span></font></font></font>	</p>
    <ul>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>PodCamp West (Nov. 2006) San Francisco, CA. Keynote panel "The Future of New Media"</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Portable Media Expo (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Podcasting Consultant"</font></font></li>
      <li>
        <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Podcast Academy 4  (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Web Design for Corporate Podcasting"</font></font></li>
    </ul>
</ul>
<p><font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>&#9679; </b></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b>5/2000-5/2005<br>
	<br>
	Distance Learning Technical Support Specialist</b></span></font></font></font><br>
</p>
  <ul>
    <ul>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Trained and supported university and college faculty throughout Illinois on the integration of technology into the classroom as part of ILLCO, a state funded initiative</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Designed and developed all graphics, wrote code, recorded, edited and encoded all audio for a Flash virtual tour of the college campus for use online, CD-ROM and hybrid DVD</font></font></li>
      <li><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Recognized as innovator within organization promoted four times in five years</font></font></li>
    </ul>
  </ul>
  <p>
          <font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><b><br>Languages</b></span></font></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font ><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>PHP, MySQL, </span></span></font></font><font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><span><span>RSS, XML, HTML</span></span></font></font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Audio/Video</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Sound Forge, Acid Pro, WaveLab, </font></font>	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Vegas, Waves, Fruity Loops</font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Blogware/Podcasting</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Castlock and WordPress</font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Design/Interactive</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Flash, Dreamweaver, Fireworks, </font></font>	<font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator</font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Courseware </b></font></font> </p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>WebCT, aTutor, Scenario Studio, and HorizonLive<br>
              <br>
              <br>
            </font></font></p>
      <p><p> </p>


            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Education</b></font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>BFA Visual Communication with an emphasis in Digital Design 2005</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>American InterContinental University, Hoffman Estates, Illinois<br>
              <br>
            </font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2><b>Associates of Arts Degree December 2000</b></font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois<br>
              <br>
            </font></font>	</p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>August 1993 - December 1994</font></font></p>
      <p>
            <font FACE="Arial, sans-serif"><font SIZE=2>Bradley University, Peoria, Illinois</font></font></p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS guru">RSS guru</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS guru"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS guru.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Podcasting professional">Podcasting professional</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Podcasting professional"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Podcasting professional.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PHP">PHP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PHP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PHP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Castlock">Castlock</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Castlock"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Castlock.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New Media expert">New Media expert</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New Media expert"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New Media expert.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS expert">RSS expert</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS expert"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS expert.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:43:14 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1130</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Kristopher Smith
http://linkedin.com/in/ksmith
Naperville, IL 60565
(630) 445-1719  &amp;#9679; kris[at]palegroove.com


Career Objective

A leadership position with a company interested in benefiting from the opportunities presented by leading edge new media technologies where a commitment to innovative ideas and entrepreneurial spirit is</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS guru, Podcasting professional, PHP, Castlock, New Media expert</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 22, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/881/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-22-2007_Steve-Carell_400-podcasts.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/881/cks-2007-08-22.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-08-22 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/881/cks-2007-08-22.mp3">Croncast - 2007-08-22.mp3</a><br>
Show: #400<br />
  Length: 35:37<br>
  Size: 24.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 22, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/aug-2007-08-22.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
The banner says #400 and it is correct<br>
Betsy wants cards now<br>
I am 50 percent of this show sucka!<br>
You treat me like your cousin with a pick-up truck<br>
"Don't ask me to help you move"<br>
Put a sticker on my Volvo<br>
"Don't ask me to help you podcast"<br>
Suburban drama for you Kris<br>
I have been hiding it all day<br>
Bait and switch, You're like a dog Mr. B<br>
Looked into the mailbox<br>
And apparently some of our garbage blew into a neighbors yard<br>
A ton of wet garbage was in it<br>
There was orange stuff like I made it<br>
If it had been out there a week why didn't you pick it up?<br>
I haven't walked by it for a week<br>
Since these people like grass so much<br>
I am going to stuff their mail boxes with grass clippings<br>
The 70 year old moms with college age kids here<br>
One mommy walking on the other side of the street<br>
I should segue back to when we first started the show<br>
Bear you got to try<br>
What has happened over time?<br>
You started out positive . . . now look at you<br>
I started out negative with no expectation for happiness in the burbs . . . now look at me<br>
Yeah, I never leave the house<br>
You keep driving my car<br>
I have driven it 60 miles in the last 6 weeks<br>
The last 800 have come from you<br>
I feel tacky riding around with no hood ornament<br>
What goes around comes around<br>
Before we left for Seattle I was supposed to tell the traffic ticket story<br>
Well, the court story from Denver<br>
I didn't lie to you . . . I just didn't tell you<br>
I knew better than to tell you<br>
I was in a little Scion<br>
Sure I was driving too fast<br>
Has road food so swelled your man cleavage that you can't see the speedometer?<br>
Speed limit should have been 65<br>
Would Mr. Michael Scott please stand up?<br>
This woman stands up<br>
Judge asks 3 times if the person standing is Mr. Michael Scott<br>
I'm thinking Steve Carell from the Office<br>
People at my meeting told me it was speed trap<br>
Made jokes that Colorado is out to get me<br>
I knew on my way to the meeting that I wasn't going to tell<br>
30 minutes of you yelling at me on the show<br>
You would have told me that I was going to end up in jail<br>
Mr. Michael Scott turns out to be a trucker<br>
Betsy says, being pulled over while being tranny<br>
<br><br>We made it to #400! Thanks for letting us be a part of your life and allowing us to make you laugh. Yes, life is show prep and full of Croncast moments.<br><br>
Thanks to Bernadette for <a href="http://podcastfanatic.wordpress.com/2007/08/05/episode-of-the-week-15-croncast-392-and-393/">this review and write up</a>!
<br><br>
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Show: #400<br />
  Length: 35:37<br>
  Size: 24.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 22, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/aug-2007-08-22.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
The banner says #400 and it is correct<br>
Betsy wants cards now<br>
I am 50 percent of this show sucka!<br>
You treat me like your cousin with a pick-up truck<br>
"Don't ask me to help you move"<br>
Put a sticker on my Volvo<br>
"Don't ask me to help you podcast"<br>
Suburban drama for you Kris<br>
I have been hiding it all day<br>
Bait and switch, You're like a dog Mr. B<br>
Looked into the mailbox<br>
And apparently some of our garbage blew into a neighbors yard<br>
A ton of wet garbage was in it<br>
There was orange stuff like I made it<br>
If it had been out there a week why didn't you pick it up?<br>
I haven't walked by it for a week<br>
Since these people like grass so much<br>
I am going to stuff their mail boxes with grass clippings<br>
The 70 year old moms with college age kids here<br>
One mommy walking on the other side of the street<br>
I should segue back to when we first started the show<br>
Bear you got to try<br>
What has happened over time?<br>
You started out positive . . . now look at you<br>
I started out negative with no expectation for happiness in the burbs . . . now look at me<br>
Yeah, I never leave the house<br>
You keep driving my car<br>
I have driven it 60 miles in the last 6 weeks<br>
The last 800 have come from you<br>
I feel tacky riding around with no hood ornament<br>
What goes around comes around<br>
Before we left for Seattle I was supposed to tell the traffic ticket story<br>
Well, the court story from Denver<br>
I didn't lie to you . . . I just didn't tell you<br>
I knew better than to tell you<br>
I was in a little Scion<br>
Sure I was driving too fast<br>
Has road food so swelled your man cleavage that you can't see the speedometer?<br>
Speed limit should have been 65<br>
Would Mr. Michael Scott please stand up?<br>
This woman stands up<br>
Judge asks 3 times if the person standing is Mr. Michael Scott<br>
I'm thinking Steve Carell from the Office<br>
People at my meeting told me it was speed trap<br>
Made jokes that Colorado is out to get me<br>
I knew on my way to the meeting that I wasn't going to tell<br>
30 minutes of you yelling at me on the show<br>
You would have told me that I was going to end up in jail<br>
Mr. Michael Scott turns out to be a trucker<br>
Betsy says, being pulled over while being tranny<br>
<br><br>We made it to #400! Thanks for letting us be a part of your life and allowing us to make you laugh. Yes, life is show prep and full of Croncast moments.<br><br>
Thanks to Bernadette for <a href="http://podcastfanatic.wordpress.com/2007/08/05/episode-of-the-week-15-croncast-392-and-393/">this review and write up</a>!
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:22:02 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>35:37</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Steve Carell, 400 podcasts, Croncast, grass clippings, Denver moving violations</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 20, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/879/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-20-2007_Great-American-Yard-Sale_Sonny-and-Cher.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/879/cks-2007-08-20.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-08-20 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/879/cks-2007-08-20.mp3">Croncast - 2007-08-20.mp3</a><br>
Show: #399<br />
  Length: 27:34<br>
  Size: 18.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 20, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/aug-2007-08-20.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
Short on the show notes for today. Sorry, but I got to get to what pays the bills.<br><br>The Great American Yard Sale<br>Sonny and Cher<br>Rosanne<br>Letting the ResaleQueen price items at the sale<br>Flea bites<br>Don't put that in the show notes.<br><br>The 400th Croncast coming on Wednesday, hoorah!<br><br>



Thanks to Bernadette for <a href="http://podcastfanatic.wordpress.com/2007/08/05/episode-of-the-week-15-croncast-392-and-393/">this review and write up</a>!
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Show: #399<br />
  Length: 27:34<br>
  Size: 18.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 20, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/aug-2007-08-20.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
Short on the show notes for today. Sorry, but I got to get to what pays the bills.<br><br>The Great American Yard Sale<br>Sonny and Cher<br>Rosanne<br>Letting the ResaleQueen price items at the sale<br>Flea bites<br>Don't put that in the show notes.<br><br>The 400th Croncast coming on Wednesday, hoorah!<br><br>



Thanks to Bernadette for <a href="http://podcastfanatic.wordpress.com/2007/08/05/episode-of-the-week-15-croncast-392-and-393/">this review and write up</a>!
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         <title>Some video from WordCamp 2007 last weekend</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/858/Some-video-from-WordCamp-2007-last-weekend_wordcamp2007_John-C-Dvorak.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Adam from Podshow (not that Adam) told me that he would have the video up from the pre-WordCamp lunch that was hosted by <a href="http://www.wordpresspodcast.org">Charles Stricklin and Aaron Brazell</a> from the WordPress Podcast.<br><br>That would be your's truly; bald, blue and goateed sitting next to John C. Dvorak. It was a good get together. All the dudes next to Matt are from <a href="http://www.automattic.com">Automattic</a>.<br><br><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0" align="middle" height="400" width="500"><param name="quality" value="best"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="wmode" value="opaque"><param name="movie" value="http://podshow.com/mc/videos/flash/player/fleapit.swf?conf=http%3A%2F%2Fpodshow.com%2Fmc%2Fvideos%2Fscripts%2FmplayerXML2.php%3Fguid%3D34410d8c000456c9337fe3eb4f4198f6"><embed wmode="opaque" classname="video-player-embed" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://podshow.com/mc/videos/flash/player/fleapit.swf?conf=http%3A%2F%2Fpodshow.com%2Fmc%2Fvideos%2Fscripts%2FmplayerXML2.php%3Fguid%3D34410d8c000456c9337fe3eb4f4198f6" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="best" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" height="400" width="500"></object><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wordcamp2007">wordcamp2007</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wordcamp2007"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wordcamp2007.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/John C. 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         <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 20:16:19 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,858</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Adam from Podshow (not that Adam) told me that he would have the video up from the pre-WordCamp lunch that was hosted by Charles Stricklin and Aaron Brazell from the WordPress Podcast.That would be your&#039;s truly; bald, blue and goateed sitting next to John C. Dvorak. It was a good get together. All the dudes next to Matt are from Automattic.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy video at the comedy club</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/701/Betsy-video-at-the-comedy-club_The-Comedy-Shrine-Naperville_Croncast.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[Here's the video from the comedy club, "The Comedy Shrine" in Naperville where Betsy is being asked about Croncast.<br><br>
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</object><br>Don't see the video? <a href="http://www.croncast.com/betsy_comedy_club.mp4">Download it here</a>.<br><br>
Thanks to Robin Klau for shooting this and <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick</a> for posting it so I could get it up here.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Comedy Shrine Naperville">The Comedy Shrine Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Comedy Shrine Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Comedy Shrine Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Robin Klau">Robin Klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Robin Klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Robin Klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rick Klau">Rick Klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rick Klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rick Klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Spew">The Spew</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Spew"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Spew.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Here's the video from the comedy club, "The Comedy Shrine" in Naperville where Betsy is being asked about Croncast.<br><br>
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</object><br>Don't see the video? <a href="http://www.croncast.com/betsy_comedy_club.mp4">Download it here</a>.<br><br>
Thanks to Robin Klau for shooting this and <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick</a> for posting it so I could get it up here.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Comedy Shrine Naperville">The Comedy Shrine Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Comedy Shrine Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Comedy Shrine Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Robin Klau">Robin Klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Robin Klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Robin Klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rick Klau">Rick Klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rick Klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rick Klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Spew">The Spew</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Spew"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Spew.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:08:29 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,701</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Here&#039;s the video from the comedy club, &quot;The Comedy Shrine&quot; in Naperville where Betsy is being asked about Croncast.



Don&#039;t see the video? Download it here.
Thanks to Robin Klau for shooting this and Rick for posting it so I could get it up here.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 01, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/597/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jan-01-2007_Flexees_full-body-Flexees.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/597/cks-2007-01-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-01-01 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/597/cks-2007-01-01.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-01-01.mp3</a>
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 01, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070101.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Bernadette Bean.<br><br>
Betsy yodels for Bernadette<br>
Our 400th year of Croncast<br>
I'm surprised this isn't an anniversary for you<br>
the 4 millionth minute of Croncast<br>
Any resolutions Beeboo?<br>
I want everyone to be nicer to me . . . that's a wish<br>
Shopping for clothes on December 31 is a great way to start<br>
It'd be nice to wear a smaller size<br>
Shaper things that are for post pregnancy<br>
Is it stomach? Is it thighs? I don't know<br>
Getting the pudding back through the funnel<br>
It is the new age corset . . . <a href="http://www.maidenform.com/catalog/category.jsp?categoryId=3&gcid=S14723X001-brand&KEYWORD=flexees" id="tico">Flexees</a><br>
Nope my wings were still popping up over the top<br>
Asking the sales lady for help<br>
She was old and saggy, she was probably wearing Flexees she had to know her shit<br>
I didn't throw a penny on the floor and ask her to pick it up <br>
The first thing you do is get a full body suit<br>
That is absolutely crazy<br>
If you want extra control<br>
You could sell be at Bobak's if I wore that<br>
It's like an unnatural sausage casing<br>
So goes Betsy so goes the family<br>
Going to be looking for new pants<br>
Kris used to be a size 34 two years ago<br>
Jumped from the train and landed in the pudding<br>
I won't wear a man Flexee<br>
All I got were chubbies by the little Andre Agassi pant ends<br>
That is absolutely horrible<br>
It is rock bottom for the chubster<br>
2006 was the year of excess for us<br>
We did everything to limit this year and we did it with food too<br>
Kris's lunches this year . . . way expensive<br>
Gotta spend the business money<br>
Then buy yourself something that is gonna last<br>
I had to eat, I had to, to keep the tax man away<br>
Kris will ratchet down his lifestyle<br>
We're gonna eat chicken and vegetables everyday<br>
I picked up a veal roast . . . walked around with it . . . thought about the baby in a box . . .and put it back<br>
Can't get into lamb either<br>
I've worked with those little sheep, they are not that cute<br>
You just went cross-eyed what are you looking at?<br>
The beasties that bust loose from your drop ceiling<br>
Gerald Ford conspiracy is afoot<br>
Not to diminish the passing of an individual<br>
James Brown was buried is sparkley shoes . . . Amen<br>
Let's make it a 4 day weekend<br>
The carrots that I am given<br>
Kris is a nocturnal rodent that is kept awake during the day and has to sleep at night<br>
The troll Kris would be if he were single
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 01, 2007</strong></p>
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Today's show is brought to you by Bernadette Bean.<br><br>
Betsy yodels for Bernadette<br>
Our 400th year of Croncast<br>
I'm surprised this isn't an anniversary for you<br>
the 4 millionth minute of Croncast<br>
Any resolutions Beeboo?<br>
I want everyone to be nicer to me . . . that's a wish<br>
Shopping for clothes on December 31 is a great way to start<br>
It'd be nice to wear a smaller size<br>
Shaper things that are for post pregnancy<br>
Is it stomach? Is it thighs? I don't know<br>
Getting the pudding back through the funnel<br>
It is the new age corset . . . <a href="http://www.maidenform.com/catalog/category.jsp?categoryId=3&gcid=S14723X001-brand&KEYWORD=flexees" id="tico">Flexees</a><br>
Nope my wings were still popping up over the top<br>
Asking the sales lady for help<br>
She was old and saggy, she was probably wearing Flexees she had to know her shit<br>
I didn't throw a penny on the floor and ask her to pick it up <br>
The first thing you do is get a full body suit<br>
That is absolutely crazy<br>
If you want extra control<br>
You could sell be at Bobak's if I wore that<br>
It's like an unnatural sausage casing<br>
So goes Betsy so goes the family<br>
Going to be looking for new pants<br>
Kris used to be a size 34 two years ago<br>
Jumped from the train and landed in the pudding<br>
I won't wear a man Flexee<br>
All I got were chubbies by the little Andre Agassi pant ends<br>
That is absolutely horrible<br>
It is rock bottom for the chubster<br>
2006 was the year of excess for us<br>
We did everything to limit this year and we did it with food too<br>
Kris's lunches this year . . . way expensive<br>
Gotta spend the business money<br>
Then buy yourself something that is gonna last<br>
I had to eat, I had to, to keep the tax man away<br>
Kris will ratchet down his lifestyle<br>
We're gonna eat chicken and vegetables everyday<br>
I picked up a veal roast . . . walked around with it . . . thought about the baby in a box . . .and put it back<br>
Can't get into lamb either<br>
I've worked with those little sheep, they are not that cute<br>
You just went cross-eyed what are you looking at?<br>
The beasties that bust loose from your drop ceiling<br>
Gerald Ford conspiracy is afoot<br>
Not to diminish the passing of an individual<br>
James Brown was buried is sparkley shoes . . . Amen<br>
Let's make it a 4 day weekend<br>
The carrots that I am given<br>
Kris is a nocturnal rodent that is kept awake during the day and has to sleep at night<br>
The troll Kris would be if he were single
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<p>Show: #316<br />
  Length: 33:01<br />
  Size: 20.6 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061220.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jason Corbett<br>
Looking across at Betsy<br>
She looks like she is 5 minutes from rehab<br>
She's wearing a black wife-beater with no bra<br>
Baby, are you ready to party?<br>
I'm back from the battlefront<br>
I'm not sure what volumizing foam is<br>
I was off to be the world's best slightly damaged reseller<br>
Formulating a plan with her apprentice Vicky<br>
What do they go for on eBay?<br>
The hooker references run thin<br>
The day started off on a bad foot<br>
Maggie wanted to know why she's not in a cart<br>
Who are these well behaved babies?<br>
Kate Spade garden tool holders<br>
Dooney was the next stop<br>
I was prepared, I had done the research<br>
I have never seen you look like this . . . beyond disheveled<br>
Trying to look like a mommy<br>
Isn't professional shopping illegal?<br>
Every woman on the face of the earth is technically a professional shopper<br>
They know people do this . . . they sell more units<br>
Maggie looks around and lets out a primal scream<br>
Carry the baby out in a duffel<br>
It appears that someone stuffed my baby in a duffel bag<br>
Pacifying the child with treats<br>
Goodwill experience is that all the items are for play, not Dooney<br>
Maggie loves purses, pink and tacky pink Dooney's do it for her<br>
Cookie in a bag<br>
We have this plan<br>
Do you think that grandma would like this wristlet<br>
It's day one and Kris gets to say I told you so<br>
Everything that was there that was good is gone<br>
Yep I get to say I told you so<br>
Out of Dooney and over to Coach cause the plan is failing already<br>
Whole store 20% off<br>
But the items sell in store for the eBay price<br>
Coach purse creed<br>
Fakers usually don't bother<br>
Betsy changes the subject to the Wii<br>
I am sore from the Wii, Betsy<br>
The tennis is really awesome, I'm halfway to pro and I haven't left the basement<br>
Who else get's you to do something three times a week<br>
I some domains . . . I forgot this on the show, thanks to Craig's idea<br>
Here's the video<br><br>

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<br><br>
Fat people listen to me, a fellow fat person<br>
Seeing the side profile in a mirror<br>
Rick was almost knocked out with my man wings<br>
We're going to try to lose some weight<br>
You just called me fat<br>
Here's the doman . . . www.wiiarefat.com (ready saturday)<br>
You're tricking me into blogging again Kris<br>
I love your plan, small favor I expect payment<br>
Betsy wants a nanny<br>
Kris, you can pick the nanny<br>
You might be the only woman on the planet who tells her husband you pick the nanny<br>
Yep, pick a hot one I don't care<br>
Seeking one nanny willing to get implants, paying minimum wage<br>
Do you trust the minimum wage sitter?<br>
Terrible parenting, I'm not going to talk about it (not our parenting)<br>
She can talc down my man wings<br>
They are man lumps<br>
Kris reads the inch comment email that came in<br>
You gain an inch for every 30 pounds, this lady is happy<br>
Special meaning to pinch an inch<br>
Two people are enjoying those extra inches<br>
<br>
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061220.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jason Corbett<br>
Looking across at Betsy<br>
She looks like she is 5 minutes from rehab<br>
She's wearing a black wife-beater with no bra<br>
Baby, are you ready to party?<br>
I'm back from the battlefront<br>
I'm not sure what volumizing foam is<br>
I was off to be the world's best slightly damaged reseller<br>
Formulating a plan with her apprentice Vicky<br>
What do they go for on eBay?<br>
The hooker references run thin<br>
The day started off on a bad foot<br>
Maggie wanted to know why she's not in a cart<br>
Who are these well behaved babies?<br>
Kate Spade garden tool holders<br>
Dooney was the next stop<br>
I was prepared, I had done the research<br>
I have never seen you look like this . . . beyond disheveled<br>
Trying to look like a mommy<br>
Isn't professional shopping illegal?<br>
Every woman on the face of the earth is technically a professional shopper<br>
They know people do this . . . they sell more units<br>
Maggie looks around and lets out a primal scream<br>
Carry the baby out in a duffel<br>
It appears that someone stuffed my baby in a duffel bag<br>
Pacifying the child with treats<br>
Goodwill experience is that all the items are for play, not Dooney<br>
Maggie loves purses, pink and tacky pink Dooney's do it for her<br>
Cookie in a bag<br>
We have this plan<br>
Do you think that grandma would like this wristlet<br>
It's day one and Kris gets to say I told you so<br>
Everything that was there that was good is gone<br>
Yep I get to say I told you so<br>
Out of Dooney and over to Coach cause the plan is failing already<br>
Whole store 20% off<br>
But the items sell in store for the eBay price<br>
Coach purse creed<br>
Fakers usually don't bother<br>
Betsy changes the subject to the Wii<br>
I am sore from the Wii, Betsy<br>
The tennis is really awesome, I'm halfway to pro and I haven't left the basement<br>
Who else get's you to do something three times a week<br>
I some domains . . . I forgot this on the show, thanks to Craig's idea<br>
Here's the video<br><br>

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