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      <title>Abraham | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Abraham. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for Abraham. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Abraham. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Presidentologists do it better (late show today)</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[President's Day is a really big day for us. We usually celebrate it by throwing a party for our friends and other President worshipers. We've never told anyone this before but we are Presidentologists.
<br><br>
Yes, it is true.
<br><br>
One day Abraham L. will come back for us in his wooden, beaver pelt powered spaceship. He will take with him only the believers.
<br><br>
If I drive by an auto accident, I can look at it and know that myself and the other Presidentologists are the only people who can truly help those injured in it.
<br><br>
For these reasons the today's show will be later this afternoon. We've got some rituals to finish at the water park.

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/president's day">president's day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/president's day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/president's day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/presidentology">presidentology</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/presidentology"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/presidentology.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/religion of the people">religion of the people</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/religion of the people"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/religion of the people.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/water park">water park</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/water park"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/water park.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[President's Day is a really big day for us. We usually celebrate it by throwing a party for our friends and other President worshipers. We've never told anyone this before but we are Presidentologists.
<br><br>
Yes, it is true.
<br><br>
One day Abraham L. will come back for us in his wooden, beaver pelt powered spaceship. He will take with him only the believers.
<br><br>
If I drive by an auto accident, I can look at it and know that myself and the other Presidentologists are the only people who can truly help those injured in it.
<br><br>
For these reasons the today's show will be later this afternoon. We've got some rituals to finish at the water park.

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/president's day">president's day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/president's day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/president's day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/presidentology">presidentology</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/presidentology"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/presidentology.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/religion of the people">religion of the people</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/religion of the people"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/religion of the people.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/water park">water park</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/water park"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/water park.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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				<itunes:summary>President&#039;s Day is a really big day for us. We usually celebrate it by throwing a party for our friends and other President worshipers. We&#039;ve never told anyone this before but we are Presidentologists.

Yes, it is true.

One day Abraham L. will come back for us in his wooden, beaver pelt powered spaceship. He will take with him only</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 18, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/800/cks-2007-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-18 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/800/cks-2007-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #377<br />
  Length: 33:05<br />
  Size: 22.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 18, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
After Friday's show you deserve this show. I haven't laughed this hard listening to one of our shows when doing up show notes ever.<br><br>
Switched up the intro and Betsy gets lost<br>
I finally get to tell my Entourage show intro beef because the fixed<br>
What was the issue, flipped text<br>
I don't think HBO gave the show a shot because the intro was jacked up<br>
Bless you baby<br>
Season 4 of <a href="http://www.hbo.com/entourage/?ntrack_para1=leftnav_category0_show3">Entourage</a> they fixed the "Pizza" thing, sweet<br>
<a href="http://www.hbo.com/conchords/index.html">Flight of the Conchords</a> isn't on my watch list<br>
Not a fan of the musical in any format<br>
The Tudors dude is short and that ruined it for me<br>
Tom Cruise wears flats, Tudors man should<br>
Kris puts a ban nationwide on hummus<br>
God damn, there is so much bad breath in this country because of it<br>
The effort and strain that it takes to be married to Kris<br>
It was like 105 degrees up there?<br>
Did you put on some sunscreen?<br>
No<br>
That's not the point<br>
Did you drink water?<br>
That's not he point<br>
Did you wear a hat?<br>
That's not the point<br>
Self-care skills are nil in your case, Mr. B<br>
I understand that being healthy is important<br>
The playset used to be log cabin<br>
They can't destroy it because Abraham Lincoln might have slept in it<br>
Yeah, the other daddies sleep with their lawnmower in their bedroom<br>
He hasn't mowed his lawn longer than me<br>
All I have to say is . . . <br>
A big well of pity<br>
Happy father's day Mr B.<br>
That'll teach him . . . should have worn sunscreen<br>
Look at the nice swing set with Abraham Lincoln wood<br>
It is now a shiny beacon of play land for kids<br>
Abe would be proud<br>
I knew it would be done<br>
The neighbors got the Rainbow Swing set<br>
900 fat men could sit on it an not break it<br>
I accidentally set myself up in a Betsy joke<br>
So he says it to daddy and it's on<br>
He should have been saying it to you<br>
Man, Booba you are just full the Mr. B hate<br>
You did a good job Mr B<br>
I didn't know you knew how to use those tools<br>
Back to the banning of hummus<br>
Sweating out every last bit of water in body<br>
Betsy hanging out breastfeeding and eating hummus<br>
The interior of the house doesn't smell like dogs, cats or baby poop<br>
It smells like Betsy's hummus death<br>
It all came to me in a flash<br>
I was embarrassed when your friends came over<br>
Betsy's throat hummus fills the entire house<br>
The real problem is that all the toothpaste in the world is poison<br>
But, Jesus, the <a href="http://www.tomsofmaine.com/toms/dept.asp?dept0.000000id=450">Tom's Natural Toothpaste</a> is horrible<br>
Elliot, "You can't eat the toothpaste. If you do it taste like you swallowed a plant."<br>
Hippies shouldn't make anything that goes in your mouth<br>
Neighbors cutting down trees again<br>
We plant a tree, they cut down three<br>
Now it is on our driveway as mulch<br>
We debated for a long time, but the tree was going to fall down<br>
Right, and your kids will die too<br>
Was the tree sick?<br>
The tree care guy said it had a patch of fungus that could grow<br>
What sort of fear mongers must the tree care specialists be?<br>
Trees will kill you in your sleep in the middle of the night<br>
It is their favorite time to fall over and crush you<br>
So what did I find in the river?<br>
Here's crazy shit #997 that happens to me and Kris<br>
I'll finish it on Wednesday's show
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rainbow swingset">Rainbow swingset</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rainbow swingset"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rainbow swingset.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Entourage">Entourage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Entourage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Entourage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Flight of the Conchords">Flight of the Conchords</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Flight of the Conchords"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Flight of the Conchords.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Abraham Lincoln cabin">Abraham Lincoln cabin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Abraham Lincoln cabin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Abraham Lincoln cabin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hummus death">hummus death</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hummus death"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hummus death.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/800/cks-2007-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-18 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/800/cks-2007-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #377<br />
  Length: 33:05<br />
  Size: 22.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 18, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
After Friday's show you deserve this show. I haven't laughed this hard listening to one of our shows when doing up show notes ever.<br><br>
Switched up the intro and Betsy gets lost<br>
I finally get to tell my Entourage show intro beef because the fixed<br>
What was the issue, flipped text<br>
I don't think HBO gave the show a shot because the intro was jacked up<br>
Bless you baby<br>
Season 4 of <a href="http://www.hbo.com/entourage/?ntrack_para1=leftnav_category0_show3">Entourage</a> they fixed the "Pizza" thing, sweet<br>
<a href="http://www.hbo.com/conchords/index.html">Flight of the Conchords</a> isn't on my watch list<br>
Not a fan of the musical in any format<br>
The Tudors dude is short and that ruined it for me<br>
Tom Cruise wears flats, Tudors man should<br>
Kris puts a ban nationwide on hummus<br>
God damn, there is so much bad breath in this country because of it<br>
The effort and strain that it takes to be married to Kris<br>
It was like 105 degrees up there?<br>
Did you put on some sunscreen?<br>
No<br>
That's not the point<br>
Did you drink water?<br>
That's not he point<br>
Did you wear a hat?<br>
That's not the point<br>
Self-care skills are nil in your case, Mr. B<br>
I understand that being healthy is important<br>
The playset used to be log cabin<br>
They can't destroy it because Abraham Lincoln might have slept in it<br>
Yeah, the other daddies sleep with their lawnmower in their bedroom<br>
He hasn't mowed his lawn longer than me<br>
All I have to say is . . . <br>
A big well of pity<br>
Happy father's day Mr B.<br>
That'll teach him . . . should have worn sunscreen<br>
Look at the nice swing set with Abraham Lincoln wood<br>
It is now a shiny beacon of play land for kids<br>
Abe would be proud<br>
I knew it would be done<br>
The neighbors got the Rainbow Swing set<br>
900 fat men could sit on it an not break it<br>
I accidentally set myself up in a Betsy joke<br>
So he says it to daddy and it's on<br>
He should have been saying it to you<br>
Man, Booba you are just full the Mr. B hate<br>
You did a good job Mr B<br>
I didn't know you knew how to use those tools<br>
Back to the banning of hummus<br>
Sweating out every last bit of water in body<br>
Betsy hanging out breastfeeding and eating hummus<br>
The interior of the house doesn't smell like dogs, cats or baby poop<br>
It smells like Betsy's hummus death<br>
It all came to me in a flash<br>
I was embarrassed when your friends came over<br>
Betsy's throat hummus fills the entire house<br>
The real problem is that all the toothpaste in the world is poison<br>
But, Jesus, the <a href="http://www.tomsofmaine.com/toms/dept.asp?dept0.000000id=450">Tom's Natural Toothpaste</a> is horrible<br>
Elliot, "You can't eat the toothpaste. If you do it taste like you swallowed a plant."<br>
Hippies shouldn't make anything that goes in your mouth<br>
Neighbors cutting down trees again<br>
We plant a tree, they cut down three<br>
Now it is on our driveway as mulch<br>
We debated for a long time, but the tree was going to fall down<br>
Right, and your kids will die too<br>
Was the tree sick?<br>
The tree care guy said it had a patch of fungus that could grow<br>
What sort of fear mongers must the tree care specialists be?<br>
Trees will kill you in your sleep in the middle of the night<br>
It is their favorite time to fall over and crush you<br>
So what did I find in the river?<br>
Here's crazy shit #997 that happens to me and Kris<br>
I'll finish it on Wednesday's show
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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