Aldi\'s | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Aldi\'s. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for Aldi\'s. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for Aldi\'s. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg Aldi\'s | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Aldi\'s. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/787/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jun-08-2007_bad-suburbanites_IRS-agent.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-06-08 align= Croncast - 2007-06-08.mp3
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007

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July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th
That's your big intro?
Well, let me tell my big story Mr. B
I hope it is good after your last scripted one
I could have coached you through that reading
I would be real fan of this
What Kris boobs with ankles?
Fake boobs that look natural
Betsy, "What's the point of that?"
Hey, Kris a Mercedes that looks like a Ford
Maybe fake that look real isn't a good thing
IRS and the accountant give Betsy a ring
I'm trying to function only in the present
Sitting there eating fish sticks with Grandma and the phone rings
It's good, they are trying to take care of us
Now I've got to talk to someone
And your fish sticks are going to get cold
Good thing you were putting kids to bed so you couldn't hear the shit I was talking about you
IRS to Betsy, "This is quite a significant liability you have here."
Betsy, "Yes, yes."
IRS, "Can you tell me how you came upon having such a large liability? Is there something going on in your life?"
Betsy, "My husband is a retard. I told him to save money, mam. Also, I am sure that you can see that flag from before. I can't go out of the country."
IRS, "There goes that trip to Italy."
Betsy, "Doesn't matter, he spent all the money anyway."
The approach they take per month
Where do you cut from your budget to pay the IRS?
How do I figure out what is below Aldi's?
Dumpster diving for orange juice
Then I accidentally hung up on the IRS
Our luck with the IRS hasn't been so good
Are you crazy?
The IRS has really good to us
Don't know on this table, there isn't a drop of wood in it
It is from IKEA
This is the recycled sweat of Indian children
I'd have to write it on the underwear you are currently wearing
What was her dying act . . . she asked for her husbands underpants and a sharpie
The IRS agent calls back
I'm never going to hear the end of this
I'm working on the windfall
The live show wasn't supposed to be a windfall
I'm supposed to get discovered Mr. B
All we I care about is covering the venue
It's about having fun and hanging out with listeners
Betsy breaks down Kris's Tuesday/Wednesday travel day
Much funnier than his interpretation of it
You are sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher
Barb hires a cleaning company
And they show up unannounced for an assessment
The morning after spaghetti night is a mess
Whatever the dogs didn't eat is left over
Mom walks in everyday at 4
I clean the house everyday, she is my mother
It looks like we have 47 foster children and I think little deaf dog has been peeing on carpet
We're bad suburbanites

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Tags: bad suburbanites IRS agent Mercedes that looks like a Ford Aldi's IKEA table ]]>Croncast 2007-06-08 align= Croncast - 2007-06-08.mp3
Show: #373
Length: 33:33
Size: 23.0mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007

Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more

Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.

July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th
That's your big intro?
Well, let me tell my big story Mr. B
I hope it is good after your last scripted one
I could have coached you through that reading
I would be real fan of this
What Kris boobs with ankles?
Fake boobs that look natural
Betsy, "What's the point of that?"
Hey, Kris a Mercedes that looks like a Ford
Maybe fake that look real isn't a good thing
IRS and the accountant give Betsy a ring
I'm trying to function only in the present
Sitting there eating fish sticks with Grandma and the phone rings
It's good, they are trying to take care of us
Now I've got to talk to someone
And your fish sticks are going to get cold
Good thing you were putting kids to bed so you couldn't hear the shit I was talking about you
IRS to Betsy, "This is quite a significant liability you have here."
Betsy, "Yes, yes."
IRS, "Can you tell me how you came upon having such a large liability? Is there something going on in your life?"
Betsy, "My husband is a retard. I told him to save money, mam. Also, I am sure that you can see that flag from before. I can't go out of the country."
IRS, "There goes that trip to Italy."
Betsy, "Doesn't matter, he spent all the money anyway."
The approach they take per month
Where do you cut from your budget to pay the IRS?
How do I figure out what is below Aldi's?
Dumpster diving for orange juice
Then I accidentally hung up on the IRS
Our luck with the IRS hasn't been so good
Are you crazy?
The IRS has really good to us
Don't know on this table, there isn't a drop of wood in it
It is from IKEA
This is the recycled sweat of Indian children
I'd have to write it on the underwear you are currently wearing
What was her dying act . . . she asked for her husbands underpants and a sharpie
The IRS agent calls back
I'm never going to hear the end of this
I'm working on the windfall
The live show wasn't supposed to be a windfall
I'm supposed to get discovered Mr. B
All we I care about is covering the venue
It's about having fun and hanging out with listeners
Betsy breaks down Kris's Tuesday/Wednesday travel day
Much funnier than his interpretation of it
You are sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher
Barb hires a cleaning company
And they show up unannounced for an assessment
The morning after spaghetti night is a mess
Whatever the dogs didn't eat is left over
Mom walks in everyday at 4
I clean the house everyday, she is my mother
It looks like we have 47 foster children and I think little deaf dog has been peeing on carpet
We're bad suburbanites

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Tags: bad suburbanites IRS agent Mercedes that looks like a Ford Aldi's IKEA table ]]> Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:44:10 -0500 33:33 tag:croncast.com,787 no bad suburbanites, IRS agent, Mercedes that looks like a Ford, Aldi's, IKEA table Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/227/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-91_kris_dells.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-06-20 Croncast - 2005-06-20.mp3

Show: #132
Length: 34:17
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 15.7 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91

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We are back from the Wisconsin Dells and in this episode Kris calls a fight between marines, babysits a stripper's kids and watches the police arrest an out of hand mommy all while wearing his tacky father's day gift.

Kris reminisces about the days prior to the invention of Nair and bikini line shaving, I advise him both Nair and bikini line shaving have been around for years, but they didnt practice pubic hair removal in his neck of the woods- go figure. Kris also tries to draw comparisons between Tijuana and the Dells, though I point out that he has never been to Tijuana and never during my entire stay in the Dells was I offered Chiclets from a homeless scabby toddler.

Kris attempts to explain the origins of the phrase Git R Dun and I still don't get it or git it I guess.

Check out the screen shots of Kris and I on TV we are stars! Not really I don't think stars shop at Aldi's- except maybe Rachel Hunter before the smash hit Dancing with the Stars which is on my must watch this week. Rachel has probably upgraded to Albertsons store brands now that things are looking up.

Screen shots from the video.


Bird's eye view from Elliot's spot in the basement.


Guess who?


Who could this be?

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Tags: kris dells croncast stars git ]]>Croncast 2005-06-20 Croncast - 2005-06-20.mp3

Show: #132
Length: 34:17
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 15.7 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91

Watch The Video!

We are back from the Wisconsin Dells and in this episode Kris calls a fight between marines, babysits a stripper's kids and watches the police arrest an out of hand mommy all while wearing his tacky father's day gift.

Kris reminisces about the days prior to the invention of Nair and bikini line shaving, I advise him both Nair and bikini line shaving have been around for years, but they didnt practice pubic hair removal in his neck of the woods- go figure. Kris also tries to draw comparisons between Tijuana and the Dells, though I point out that he has never been to Tijuana and never during my entire stay in the Dells was I offered Chiclets from a homeless scabby toddler.

Kris attempts to explain the origins of the phrase Git R Dun and I still don't get it or git it I guess.

Check out the screen shots of Kris and I on TV we are stars! Not really I don't think stars shop at Aldi's- except maybe Rachel Hunter before the smash hit Dancing with the Stars which is on my must watch this week. Rachel has probably upgraded to Albertsons store brands now that things are looking up.

Screen shots from the video.


Bird's eye view from Elliot's spot in the basement.


Guess who?


Who could this be?

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Tags: kris dells croncast stars git ]]> Mon, 20 Jun 2005 05:57:54 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,227 Croncast - 2005-06-20.mp3 Show: #132 Length: 34:17 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91 Watch The Video! We are back from the Wisconsin Dells and in this episode Kris calls a fight between marines, babysits a stripper's kids and watches the police arrest an out of hand mommy all while no kris, dells, croncast, stars, git Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/313/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-19_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-01-05 Croncast - 2005-01-05.mp3

Show: #46
Length: 35:28
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 16.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19

Today's show is what I consider one of the best that Betsy and I have done.

Today's Show

Intro
I said "shoot us" an email
Kris doesn't have a non-nerdy alter ego
Shane is MIP (Missing In Podcasting)
MixCast - it is beta - first podcasting killer app
Betsy's birthday is in 4 days
Is there an after life?
Make a card or something
Betsy tells Kris not to buy her a gift
$10 dollar spending limit
Betsy is excessive
The "playdate" in the suburbs
My doggy went crazy
Birthday suggesstions for Betsy-
1) $10 gift certificate to Goodwill
2) $10 in make-up from dollar store
3) $10 for Aldi's
Betsy asks if we've been married for 10 years - Answer: 9
What am I going to get Betsy?
Nicole Simon - http://useful-sounds.de/
Kris abducted Betsy as a teenager
Oops, look what you did to me
Don't tell people that they are hormonally crazy or about to be
12 hour erection or 12 hour boner?
Penis enhancement surgery
Kinsey - I hurt even typing it in
It's snowing in Chicagoland
Do the suburban school's have snow days?
Special THANK YOU to our listeners!!!!
Vote for Croncast at Podcastalley.com a vote of confidence
The baby can live outside now
Tell your friends about the show
All about the planchette
The baby goes nuts
Betsy asks Kris, if he knows what it is like to be pregnant?
The creepy creature in your abdomen
An obese squirrel in the abdomen
Betsy asks Kris if he knows what it is like to give birth?
"You feel like you're gonna die"
No Diet Coke but the heroine is OK in labor
Who's gonna get fixed, Kris or Betsy?
Laparoscopy is the word
The Man's MRI at 2 1/2 years old
Pumping him full of dope
The more he got the more pissed off he got
Our PSA for calming your medically challenged kid - Robot Arm
He's been seizure free for a year
Now he knows the "F" word
Kris was raised by stray cats and wolves
They are Peti Mal
Who's next?
Kris really wants to interview Jeff Bridges

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Tags: betsy kris croncast asks knows ]]>Croncast 2005-01-05 Croncast - 2005-01-05.mp3

Show: #46
Length: 35:28
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 16.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19

Today's show is what I consider one of the best that Betsy and I have done.

Today's Show

Intro
I said "shoot us" an email
Kris doesn't have a non-nerdy alter ego
Shane is MIP (Missing In Podcasting)
MixCast - it is beta - first podcasting killer app
Betsy's birthday is in 4 days
Is there an after life?
Make a card or something
Betsy tells Kris not to buy her a gift
$10 dollar spending limit
Betsy is excessive
The "playdate" in the suburbs
My doggy went crazy
Birthday suggesstions for Betsy-
1) $10 gift certificate to Goodwill
2) $10 in make-up from dollar store
3) $10 for Aldi's
Betsy asks if we've been married for 10 years - Answer: 9
What am I going to get Betsy?
Nicole Simon - http://useful-sounds.de/
Kris abducted Betsy as a teenager
Oops, look what you did to me
Don't tell people that they are hormonally crazy or about to be
12 hour erection or 12 hour boner?
Penis enhancement surgery
Kinsey - I hurt even typing it in
It's snowing in Chicagoland
Do the suburban school's have snow days?
Special THANK YOU to our listeners!!!!
Vote for Croncast at Podcastalley.com a vote of confidence
The baby can live outside now
Tell your friends about the show
All about the planchette
The baby goes nuts
Betsy asks Kris, if he knows what it is like to be pregnant?
The creepy creature in your abdomen
An obese squirrel in the abdomen
Betsy asks Kris if he knows what it is like to give birth?
"You feel like you're gonna die"
No Diet Coke but the heroine is OK in labor
Who's gonna get fixed, Kris or Betsy?
Laparoscopy is the word
The Man's MRI at 2 1/2 years old
Pumping him full of dope
The more he got the more pissed off he got
Our PSA for calming your medically challenged kid - Robot Arm
He's been seizure free for a year
Now he knows the "F" word
Kris was raised by stray cats and wolves
They are Peti Mal
Who's next?
Kris really wants to interview Jeff Bridges

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Tags: betsy kris croncast asks knows ]]> Wed, 05 Jan 2005 12:43:23 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,313 Croncast - 2005-01-05.mp3 Show: #46 Length: 35:28 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19 Today's show is what I consider one of the best that Betsy and I have done. Today's Show Intro I said "shoot us" an email Kris doesn't have a non-nerdy alter ego Shane is MIP no betsy, kris, croncast, asks, knows Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris http://www.croncast.com/rssk/350/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris_kris_wal.php Podcasts Podcast 2004-11-17 Croncast-2004-11-17.mp3 16.9 mb 36:58 64k

Today's Show

Changing name of show - shout out to Shane
New shitty mics
Hot audio
Maternity pants for men
Texas cross dresser
Kris's domain names
Her husband Kris Show
Maybe first commercial
Son's hair
Lazy
God Damn Wal-Mart to Hell
Stop with the politics
Aldi's
Shout out to Jeanie (I propably spelled this wrong)
TKK
Drunks
Wal-Mart again
Betsy's monkey toes

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Tags: kris wal mart shout croncast ]]>Podcast 2004-11-17 Croncast-2004-11-17.mp3 16.9 mb 36:58 64k

Today's Show

Changing name of show - shout out to Shane
New shitty mics
Hot audio
Maternity pants for men
Texas cross dresser
Kris's domain names
Her husband Kris Show
Maybe first commercial
Son's hair
Lazy
God Damn Wal-Mart to Hell
Stop with the politics
Aldi's
Shout out to Jeanie (I propably spelled this wrong)
TKK
Drunks
Wal-Mart again
Betsy's monkey toes

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Tags: kris wal mart shout croncast ]]> Wed, 17 Nov 2004 22:55:07 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,350 Croncast-2004-11-17.mp3 16.9 mb 36:58 64k Today's Show Changing name of show - shout out to Shane New shitty mics Hot audio Maternity pants for men Texas cross dresser Kris's domain names Her husband Kris Show Maybe first commercial Son's hair Lazy God Damn Wal-Mart to Hell Stop with the politics Aldi's Shout out to no kris, wal, mart, shout, croncast