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      <title>Alligators | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris May 17, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/371/cks-2006-05-17.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-05-17" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/371/cks-2006-05-17.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-05-17.mp3</a></p>
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  Length: 31:42<br />
  Size: 21.7 mb<br />
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris May 17, 2006</strong></p>

I'm recovering<br />
I have children that need to be distracted with sharp, dangerous objects<br />
Betsy parents like Britney Spears<br />
Letting strangers raise you child<br />
Squadron of papparazi following you<br />
Betsy is my squadron<br />
Punishment arguements<br />
Interceding with bareness<br />
He cannot change his focus once he starts to focus<br />
Hey buddy syndrome<br />
The craziest lion analogy you have ever heard<br />
No problem with the punishment<br />
You just want to be his friend<br />
You're mom is out of hand<br />
Parenting differently than the other parent<br />
Barb starts running around the house<br />
Sleeping on the floor is weird<br />
What battles you choose as a parent<br />
Playing video games for better hand eye cordination for sports, Kyle?<br />
Kris can't beleive that Betsy remembers that<br />
Betsy says my PSP will end up on eBay<br /><br />
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/gigi_house.jpg"><br />Cats suck.<br /><br />
I am giving Betsy a ticket to Florida . . . to be eaten by an Alligator<br />
Flooding in the North East<br />
The clip of the same guy on his roof waving<br />
People are being eaten everyday in Florida<br />
I blame the pimps<br />
If I was a pimp<br />
Kris's ladies would play PSP all day<br />
Betsy channels her dad with a "big wide world"<br />
Laughing hurts Kris's body<br />
To all my homies, wear the jock<br />
The beauty of the black jock strap<br />
Henry forgot to mention that the Doc was a conservative<br />
I was hoodwinked<br />
Honduran plastic surgery next<br />
I will agree with anyone who has needles and thread down there<br />
Colony on guam with my seed, you bet<br />
Sterilizing a liberal<br />
Notching up for each one<br />
Chicago politics<br />
"They" inlcudes you now too<br />
Seeing the light<br />
Betsy needs to provide for herself<br />
Kris breaks it down for Betsy<br />
Betsy admits that Kris was right and couldn't believe that I called her on it<br />
Our vacation is plans are on hold until later today<br />
The Gigi evil face<br />

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  Length: 31:42<br />
  Size: 21.7 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris May 17, 2006</strong></p>

I'm recovering<br />
I have children that need to be distracted with sharp, dangerous objects<br />
Betsy parents like Britney Spears<br />
Letting strangers raise you child<br />
Squadron of papparazi following you<br />
Betsy is my squadron<br />
Punishment arguements<br />
Interceding with bareness<br />
He cannot change his focus once he starts to focus<br />
Hey buddy syndrome<br />
The craziest lion analogy you have ever heard<br />
No problem with the punishment<br />
You just want to be his friend<br />
You're mom is out of hand<br />
Parenting differently than the other parent<br />
Barb starts running around the house<br />
Sleeping on the floor is weird<br />
What battles you choose as a parent<br />
Playing video games for better hand eye cordination for sports, Kyle?<br />
Kris can't beleive that Betsy remembers that<br />
Betsy says my PSP will end up on eBay<br /><br />
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/gigi_house.jpg"><br />Cats suck.<br /><br />
I am giving Betsy a ticket to Florida . . . to be eaten by an Alligator<br />
Flooding in the North East<br />
The clip of the same guy on his roof waving<br />
People are being eaten everyday in Florida<br />
I blame the pimps<br />
If I was a pimp<br />
Kris's ladies would play PSP all day<br />
Betsy channels her dad with a "big wide world"<br />
Laughing hurts Kris's body<br />
To all my homies, wear the jock<br />
The beauty of the black jock strap<br />
Henry forgot to mention that the Doc was a conservative<br />
I was hoodwinked<br />
Honduran plastic surgery next<br />
I will agree with anyone who has needles and thread down there<br />
Colony on guam with my seed, you bet<br />
Sterilizing a liberal<br />
Notching up for each one<br />
Chicago politics<br />
"They" inlcudes you now too<br />
Seeing the light<br />
Betsy needs to provide for herself<br />
Kris breaks it down for Betsy<br />
Betsy admits that Kris was right and couldn't believe that I called her on it<br />
Our vacation is plans are on hold until later today<br />
The Gigi evil face<br />

<br /><br />

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Show: #228
  Length: 31:42
  Size: 21.7 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris May 17, 2006

I&#039;m recovering
I have children that need to be distracted with sharp, dangerous objects
Betsy parents like Britney Spears
Letting strangers raise you child
Squadron of papparazi following you
Betsy is my</itunes:summary>
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