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      <title>Aquadots | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 26, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #438<br />
  Length: 32:06<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1208/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Your dad sent an email from India<br>
He wants to know what a 'post' is<br>
Any content that is in the site<br>
Kris commenting on Besty's cooking and sharing it with the world<br>
I want to talk about the convalescent home that you knocked over<br>
Where do you get clothes like that?<br>
Betsy's Thanksgiving redemption with turkey dinner number two<br>
Betsy role plays the judge at our divorce proceeding<br>
We didn't share that <br>
At Costco, because it is the only place I can shop<br>
What are we here for?<br>
I was in charge<br>
How about we do another turkey?<br>
Getting right back on the horse<br>
Betsy avoids conversation<br>
Somebody's gotta keep a cap on that stuff<br>
All berries are the same<br>
Not my Barry he's special<br>
I cannot stand watching love scenes on TV<br>
They all creep me out<br>
It's even worse when they are elderly<br>
Referencing the list<br>
Betsy is wound up<br>
Behold, this is what our listeners want, Kris<br>
Made by hand by Goodwill Industries employees<br>
Everyone could use them<br>
And we get to pick the scent<br>
How are the commuters going to hand that on the train?<br>
On the antanae of their Treo<br>
The nice thing about the air freshener is it keeps on giving<br>
Very interesting, I'll take it back to the committee<br>
Dino from improv university<br>
He can get them cheaper<br>
Brought to you by the people who brought you Aquadots<br>
I did a <a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">photo essay</a>, live blog or our Goodwill date<br>
<a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">Photos start here</a><br>
Watching you was like watching a manic woman<br>
It was an experience<br>
No one needs hot food<br>
It should all be warm<br>
I will own a restaurant someday called "Warm"<br>
We were being followed<br>
He was working downtown Naperville<br>
The guys was a thief<br>
Sure, Kris, he was just shopping<br>
Not so close behind me<br>
Maniacally stirring your hot chocolate to cool it down<br>
Sure, when Whole Foods opens<br>
More like Boulder every day<br>
The man was up to something<br>
He was undercover officer, Kris<br>
He was picking out people who didn't fit . . . and it was you<br>
Does his fleece say "North Face or REI?", no captain<br>
Follow that man<br>
Book nerds are the original nerds<br>
The Bolingbrook thing is ooking me out<br>
Yes, that Bolingbrook with Drew Peterson<br>
The missing Stacey Peterson<br>
In the last week I have gone by 3 groups of people looking for her in the woods<br>
It is strange, simple strange<br>
How your first memory impacts your entire life<br>
What is your first memory Betsy?<br>
Hitting strangers with a broom while they sat in circle<br>
You are crazy<br>
I poked my cousin in the head with a shovel once<br>
You played basketball in gravel
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Show: #438<br />
  Length: 32:06<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Your dad sent an email from India<br>
He wants to know what a 'post' is<br>
Any content that is in the site<br>
Kris commenting on Besty's cooking and sharing it with the world<br>
I want to talk about the convalescent home that you knocked over<br>
Where do you get clothes like that?<br>
Betsy's Thanksgiving redemption with turkey dinner number two<br>
Betsy role plays the judge at our divorce proceeding<br>
We didn't share that <br>
At Costco, because it is the only place I can shop<br>
What are we here for?<br>
I was in charge<br>
How about we do another turkey?<br>
Getting right back on the horse<br>
Betsy avoids conversation<br>
Somebody's gotta keep a cap on that stuff<br>
All berries are the same<br>
Not my Barry he's special<br>
I cannot stand watching love scenes on TV<br>
They all creep me out<br>
It's even worse when they are elderly<br>
Referencing the list<br>
Betsy is wound up<br>
Behold, this is what our listeners want, Kris<br>
Made by hand by Goodwill Industries employees<br>
Everyone could use them<br>
And we get to pick the scent<br>
How are the commuters going to hand that on the train?<br>
On the antanae of their Treo<br>
The nice thing about the air freshener is it keeps on giving<br>
Very interesting, I'll take it back to the committee<br>
Dino from improv university<br>
He can get them cheaper<br>
Brought to you by the people who brought you Aquadots<br>
I did a <a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">photo essay</a>, live blog or our Goodwill date<br>
<a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">Photos start here</a><br>
Watching you was like watching a manic woman<br>
It was an experience<br>
No one needs hot food<br>
It should all be warm<br>
I will own a restaurant someday called "Warm"<br>
We were being followed<br>
He was working downtown Naperville<br>
The guys was a thief<br>
Sure, Kris, he was just shopping<br>
Not so close behind me<br>
Maniacally stirring your hot chocolate to cool it down<br>
Sure, when Whole Foods opens<br>
More like Boulder every day<br>
The man was up to something<br>
He was undercover officer, Kris<br>
He was picking out people who didn't fit . . . and it was you<br>
Does his fleece say "North Face or REI?", no captain<br>
Follow that man<br>
Book nerds are the original nerds<br>
The Bolingbrook thing is ooking me out<br>
Yes, that Bolingbrook with Drew Peterson<br>
The missing Stacey Peterson<br>
In the last week I have gone by 3 groups of people looking for her in the woods<br>
It is strange, simple strange<br>
How your first memory impacts your entire life<br>
What is your first memory Betsy?<br>
Hitting strangers with a broom while they sat in circle<br>
You are crazy<br>
I poked my cousin in the head with a shovel once<br>
You played basketball in gravel
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1141/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-09-2007_iPod_ZZ-Top.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1141/cks-2007-11-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-09 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1141/cks-2007-11-09.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #431<br />
  Length: 34:07<br>
  Size: 23.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</strong></p>
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Croncast been holding it down for 3 Years<br>
431 podcasts as of today<br>
You got 3 years from us . . . leave us 3 sentences in the comments<br>
You should play some of the old interviews<br>
No<br>
People can still download them, but I'm not playing them<br>
Your kilted friend<br>
That was an awkward situation<br>
Oh, the Renn faire . . . what goes on there?<br>
Can you create chemistry<br>
I did the snowmobile show<br>
It was the number one show in the world for a while<br>
Then it disappeared<br>
Yeah, Nick decided it was over . . . no moolah<br>
Betsy, I got in your proximity<br>
I feel sorry for your microphone<br>
You need to brush your teeth<br>
What is that crap you are eating<br>
The humus<br>
Not quite as bad as the Aquadots<br>
I told you they were poison<br>
Yeah, but you say every toy is poison<br>
Any item is actually life threatening<br>
I look at the world in the form of 'If I needed to defend myself in prison<br>
Hey, I'm a producer<br>
You could take over anything with a hot cup of coffee<br>
Maybe I'll get my iPod back finally<br>
Rock on Cronast<br>
Do you know who this iPod begins long?<br>
No more Samsonite luggage picking guys<br>
Who the hell has an iPod full of ZZ Top<br>
Speaking of things we talk about that offend people<br>
Online degrees<br>
Yes, Kris has one<br>
And an AA from a junior college<br>
I'm on the inside, I can make that joke<br>
I worked in higher ed for 5 years<br>
I watched the growth into online learning<br>
We got no respect for it<br>
Even from anyone in other distance education modes<br>
I would still be representing as Captain Pizza making fine Italian pies<br>
Working at a gas station is more of a psychographic read<br>
I worked with a lottery winner<br>
She won a couple million bucks<br>
Just because she won the lottery doesn't make her interesting<br>
I got lucky picking numbers<br>
It isn't about how you won money, that isn't interesting<br>
What happened with the money is interesting<br>
Talked to a guy in Boston and he was like I made some loot<br>
Then I left the country for 16 years<br>
Don't remember it all<br>
If I hadn't married you, I was this guy<br>
It was like looking at myself at 65<br>
Did your souls slip out and kiss<br>
And minor nerve damage<br>
Maybe he was eating Aquadots<br>
There is something so unnatural about adding water to anything and making super glue<br> 
Seeing as how your body is 98 percent water someone should have caught that<br>
Well, guys<br>
Betsy is a mess<br>
You broke down two minutes in<br>
I am deep fried on the KFC scale<br>
It's the job thing, the improv thing, eBay stuff and then class<br>
You got to get on that<br>
People need to just tell you what do<br>
Betsy quit taking things dirty<br>
What the hell is a safe word?<br>
Yeah I know what it is<br>
No one knows, I'm a deviant<br>
I know what it is, that is what I was saying<br>
No one at improv knew<br>
Your audience won't know<br>
The hell they won't, my audience will<br>
WTF?<br>
I have more respect with my audience than to talk down to them<br>
I don't think I made it<br>
You got to let it go<br>
This is a good experience<br>
You are learning from it<br>
You are taking it off the deep end<br>
You tried out for the local, yes local<br>
They are here . . . not NY or LA<br>
You just need more experience<br>
Call them on it<br>
Don't let it continue on<br>
Deal with it and get an answer<br>
Going to the DMV<br>
They had the wrong soc # for me<br>
They also had Slowsky still in the computer as being owned by you
<br><br>
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Show: #431<br />
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  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</strong></p>
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Croncast been holding it down for 3 Years<br>
431 podcasts as of today<br>
You got 3 years from us . . . leave us 3 sentences in the comments<br>
You should play some of the old interviews<br>
No<br>
People can still download them, but I'm not playing them<br>
Your kilted friend<br>
That was an awkward situation<br>
Oh, the Renn faire . . . what goes on there?<br>
Can you create chemistry<br>
I did the snowmobile show<br>
It was the number one show in the world for a while<br>
Then it disappeared<br>
Yeah, Nick decided it was over . . . no moolah<br>
Betsy, I got in your proximity<br>
I feel sorry for your microphone<br>
You need to brush your teeth<br>
What is that crap you are eating<br>
The humus<br>
Not quite as bad as the Aquadots<br>
I told you they were poison<br>
Yeah, but you say every toy is poison<br>
Any item is actually life threatening<br>
I look at the world in the form of 'If I needed to defend myself in prison<br>
Hey, I'm a producer<br>
You could take over anything with a hot cup of coffee<br>
Maybe I'll get my iPod back finally<br>
Rock on Cronast<br>
Do you know who this iPod begins long?<br>
No more Samsonite luggage picking guys<br>
Who the hell has an iPod full of ZZ Top<br>
Speaking of things we talk about that offend people<br>
Online degrees<br>
Yes, Kris has one<br>
And an AA from a junior college<br>
I'm on the inside, I can make that joke<br>
I worked in higher ed for 5 years<br>
I watched the growth into online learning<br>
We got no respect for it<br>
Even from anyone in other distance education modes<br>
I would still be representing as Captain Pizza making fine Italian pies<br>
Working at a gas station is more of a psychographic read<br>
I worked with a lottery winner<br>
She won a couple million bucks<br>
Just because she won the lottery doesn't make her interesting<br>
I got lucky picking numbers<br>
It isn't about how you won money, that isn't interesting<br>
What happened with the money is interesting<br>
Talked to a guy in Boston and he was like I made some loot<br>
Then I left the country for 16 years<br>
Don't remember it all<br>
If I hadn't married you, I was this guy<br>
It was like looking at myself at 65<br>
Did your souls slip out and kiss<br>
And minor nerve damage<br>
Maybe he was eating Aquadots<br>
There is something so unnatural about adding water to anything and making super glue<br> 
Seeing as how your body is 98 percent water someone should have caught that<br>
Well, guys<br>
Betsy is a mess<br>
You broke down two minutes in<br>
I am deep fried on the KFC scale<br>
It's the job thing, the improv thing, eBay stuff and then class<br>
You got to get on that<br>
People need to just tell you what do<br>
Betsy quit taking things dirty<br>
What the hell is a safe word?<br>
Yeah I know what it is<br>
No one knows, I'm a deviant<br>
I know what it is, that is what I was saying<br>
No one at improv knew<br>
Your audience won't know<br>
The hell they won't, my audience will<br>
WTF?<br>
I have more respect with my audience than to talk down to them<br>
I don't think I made it<br>
You got to let it go<br>
This is a good experience<br>
You are learning from it<br>
You are taking it off the deep end<br>
You tried out for the local, yes local<br>
They are here . . . not NY or LA<br>
You just need more experience<br>
Call them on it<br>
Don't let it continue on<br>
Deal with it and get an answer<br>
Going to the DMV<br>
They had the wrong soc # for me<br>
They also had Slowsky still in the computer as being owned by you
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