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	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for BYOT. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for BYOT. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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			<description><![CDATA[Episode: #625<br />
Length: 29:05<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-05-10.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Lumps of dirty clothes<br>
These are clean<br>
In a pile<br>
You failed my mother's day test<br>
Why are you testing me?<br>
You should have told me it was test<br>
People thinking ahead<br>
I just want to be in the zone<br>
As long as the number 13 stop following me around<br>
I had a rocking mother's day<br>
Other mommies are like, "we're going to brunch"<br>
It sounds painful<br>
Great for his birthday but not for mommies<br>
The financiers mating with mermaids<br>
Traditionally I spend the holiday alone<br>
I want to that too<br>
The Forenza<br>
Yeah and the OBR (Out Back Red)<br>
They yell<br>
No words for please or thank you<br>
BYOT (Bring Your Own Tarp) to Goodwill<br>
I can hear it all<br>
I know what is going on<br>
I could stage direct Goodwill<br>
So for Mother's Day you make me brownies<br>
I hate brownies<br>
How can you not know that?<br>
The brownie with sprinkle frosting<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jiffy Pop">Jiffy Pop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jiffy Pop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jiffy Pop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/financiers">financiers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/financiers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/financiers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mermaids">mermaids</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mermaids"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mermaids.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/brownies">brownies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/brownies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/brownies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/BYOT">BYOT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/BYOT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/BYOT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode: #625<br />
Length: 29:05<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-05-10.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Lumps of dirty clothes<br>
These are clean<br>
In a pile<br>
You failed my mother's day test<br>
Why are you testing me?<br>
You should have told me it was test<br>
People thinking ahead<br>
I just want to be in the zone<br>
As long as the number 13 stop following me around<br>
I had a rocking mother's day<br>
Other mommies are like, "we're going to brunch"<br>
It sounds painful<br>
Great for his birthday but not for mommies<br>
The financiers mating with mermaids<br>
Traditionally I spend the holiday alone<br>
I want to that too<br>
The Forenza<br>
Yeah and the OBR (Out Back Red)<br>
They yell<br>
No words for please or thank you<br>
BYOT (Bring Your Own Tarp) to Goodwill<br>
I can hear it all<br>
I know what is going on<br>
I could stage direct Goodwill<br>
So for Mother's Day you make me brownies<br>
I hate brownies<br>
How can you not know that?<br>
The brownie with sprinkle frosting<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jiffy Pop">Jiffy Pop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jiffy Pop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jiffy Pop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/financiers">financiers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/financiers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/financiers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mermaids">mermaids</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mermaids"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mermaids.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/brownies">brownies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/brownies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/brownies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/BYOT">BYOT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/BYOT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/BYOT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary>Episode: #625
Length: 29:05
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Lumps of dirty clothes
These are clean
In a pile
You failed my mother&#039;s day test
Why are you testing me?
You should have told me it was test
People thinking ahead
I just want to be in the zone
As long as the number 13 stop following</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Jiffy Pop, financiers, mermaids, brownies, BYOT</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 24 Episode 25: The Croncast Shorty</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Episode: #625 The Croncast Shorty<br />
Length: 4:18<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Lumps of dirty clothes<br>
These are clean<br>
In a pile<br>
You failed my mother's day test<br>
Why are you testing me?<br>
You should have told me it was test<br>
People thinking ahead<br>
I just want to be in the zone<br>
As long as the number 13 stop following me around<br>
I had a rocking mother's day<br>
Other mommies are like, "we're going to brunch"<br>
It sounds painful<br>
Great for his birthday but not for mommies<br>
The financiers mating with mermaids<br>
Traditionally I spend the holiday alone<br>
I want to that too<br>
The Forenza<br>
Yeah and the OBR (Out Back Red)<br>
They yell<br>
No words for please or thank you<br>
BYOT (Bring Your Own Tarp) to Goodwill<br>
I can hear it all<br>
I know what is going on<br>
I could stage direct Goodwill<br>
So for Mother's Day you make me brownies<br>
I hate brownies<br>
How can you not know that?<br>
The brownie with sprinkle frosting<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a>
<br><br>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mommies day">mommies day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mommies day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mommies day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/financiers">financiers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/financiers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/financiers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mermaids">mermaids</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mermaids"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mermaids.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/brownies">brownies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/brownies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/brownies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/BYOT">BYOT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/BYOT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/BYOT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode: #625 The Croncast Shorty<br />
Length: 4:18<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Lumps of dirty clothes<br>
These are clean<br>
In a pile<br>
You failed my mother's day test<br>
Why are you testing me?<br>
You should have told me it was test<br>
People thinking ahead<br>
I just want to be in the zone<br>
As long as the number 13 stop following me around<br>
I had a rocking mother's day<br>
Other mommies are like, "we're going to brunch"<br>
It sounds painful<br>
Great for his birthday but not for mommies<br>
The financiers mating with mermaids<br>
Traditionally I spend the holiday alone<br>
I want to that too<br>
The Forenza<br>
Yeah and the OBR (Out Back Red)<br>
They yell<br>
No words for please or thank you<br>
BYOT (Bring Your Own Tarp) to Goodwill<br>
I can hear it all<br>
I know what is going on<br>
I could stage direct Goodwill<br>
So for Mother's Day you make me brownies<br>
I hate brownies<br>
How can you not know that?<br>
The brownie with sprinkle frosting<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a>
<br><br>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mommies day">mommies day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mommies day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mommies day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/financiers">financiers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/financiers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/financiers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mermaids">mermaids</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mermaids"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mermaids.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/brownies">brownies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/brownies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/brownies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/BYOT">BYOT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/BYOT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/BYOT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 17:00:53 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Episode: #625 The Croncast Shorty
Length: 4:18
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Lumps of dirty clothes
These are clean
In a pile
You failed my mother&#039;s day test
Why are you testing me?
You should have told me it was test
People thinking ahead
I just want to be in the zone
As long as</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>mommies day, financiers, mermaids, brownies, BYOT</itunes:keywords> 
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