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      <title>Barf detergent | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Barf detergent. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 20, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/556/cks-2006-11-20.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-20 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/556/cks-2006-11-20.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-20.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #304<br />
  Length: 29:42<br />
  Size: 20.4 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061120.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

It's a comments show thanks to Nick T.<br>
Is Nick T. real?<br>
Kris doesn't think so<br>
Not gonna break down that wall<br>
Betsy is gonna read the email<br>
Turns out she reads it in a Tiny Tim voice<br>
"Nick . . . our kids are in bed. It's my time to be an adult"<br>
"What is compelling about our show to a 10 year old"<br>
Nick is Kris from the future<br>
The allure of 30 year olds hanging out on the cul de sac<br>
Did Nick's parents put him up to it?<br>
Betsy says she swears a lot for an adult<br>
Betsy, "My life revolves around sippy cups and wiping people."<br>
If it is real I am all for it<br>
I new I was never going to get a job in the FBI<br>
What would I do if the kids were awake<br>
Elliot knows the Goodwill employees by name and length of employment<br>
Do you think we should stop swearing?<br>
No<br>
Kris lays down the documentation of what we documented when we started the podcast<br>
Betsy wants to stop selling junk and sell cars<br>
She could take smoking up again and drink on the job<br>
In 2006 with the Pomade in the hair . . . creepy<br>
Her male co-workers would be in for it<br>
The man really make all the big decisions<br>
Man soap and deodorant<br>
Too much hygienic responsibility for one man to take<br>
High fa luting tooth brushes for the bear<br>
It's too easy not gonna turn that one around on you<br>
Being repossessed with your car<br>
Ben's "Barf" comment<br>
Barf means snow<br>
<br><br>
<img src="https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/blumnfld/www/Dmanisi%202002%20album/slides/BARF%20detergent%20powder.jpg">
<br><br>
When you gave that presentation in 5th grade did you show photo<br>
Let me tell you about my dad's Nova<br>
It was a grass killer, worm farm starter and plant holder<br>
The old school steering wheel<br>
The back seat was plywood with foam on top covered in denim<br>
Did you wear a seat belt or bungee cord?<br>
I was free range<br>
Stuck my leg in the door and got leg closed in door<br>
And Kris puked immediately<br>
It hurt like the "dickens" . . . just for Nick T.<br>
Mustache of grass 10 inches high<br>
What happened to the Nova?<br>
It eventually was removed upon municipal ordinance<br>
It was the beginning of my worm farm days<br>
Running the hose under the car at dusk to come and collect night -crawlers<br>
The microphone comment and email . . . this is special<br>
Congratulations to Dave and to Dave and Melissa<br>
I'm sure he became more attractive after he opened the envelope<br>
Kris would be a malpractice lawyer for patients suing cosmetic surgeons<br>
Words of advice from Kris, go after Dr. 90210<br>
Betsy can relate<br>
"We need a hot cameraman," Betsy <br>
PodCampWest talk on Wednesday


<br><br>
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<p>Show: #304<br />
  Length: 29:42<br />
  Size: 20.4 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061120.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

It's a comments show thanks to Nick T.<br>
Is Nick T. real?<br>
Kris doesn't think so<br>
Not gonna break down that wall<br>
Betsy is gonna read the email<br>
Turns out she reads it in a Tiny Tim voice<br>
"Nick . . . our kids are in bed. It's my time to be an adult"<br>
"What is compelling about our show to a 10 year old"<br>
Nick is Kris from the future<br>
The allure of 30 year olds hanging out on the cul de sac<br>
Did Nick's parents put him up to it?<br>
Betsy says she swears a lot for an adult<br>
Betsy, "My life revolves around sippy cups and wiping people."<br>
If it is real I am all for it<br>
I new I was never going to get a job in the FBI<br>
What would I do if the kids were awake<br>
Elliot knows the Goodwill employees by name and length of employment<br>
Do you think we should stop swearing?<br>
No<br>
Kris lays down the documentation of what we documented when we started the podcast<br>
Betsy wants to stop selling junk and sell cars<br>
She could take smoking up again and drink on the job<br>
In 2006 with the Pomade in the hair . . . creepy<br>
Her male co-workers would be in for it<br>
The man really make all the big decisions<br>
Man soap and deodorant<br>
Too much hygienic responsibility for one man to take<br>
High fa luting tooth brushes for the bear<br>
It's too easy not gonna turn that one around on you<br>
Being repossessed with your car<br>
Ben's "Barf" comment<br>
Barf means snow<br>
<br><br>
<img src="https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/blumnfld/www/Dmanisi%202002%20album/slides/BARF%20detergent%20powder.jpg">
<br><br>
When you gave that presentation in 5th grade did you show photo<br>
Let me tell you about my dad's Nova<br>
It was a grass killer, worm farm starter and plant holder<br>
The old school steering wheel<br>
The back seat was plywood with foam on top covered in denim<br>
Did you wear a seat belt or bungee cord?<br>
I was free range<br>
Stuck my leg in the door and got leg closed in door<br>
And Kris puked immediately<br>
It hurt like the "dickens" . . . just for Nick T.<br>
Mustache of grass 10 inches high<br>
What happened to the Nova?<br>
It eventually was removed upon municipal ordinance<br>
It was the beginning of my worm farm days<br>
Running the hose under the car at dusk to come and collect night -crawlers<br>
The microphone comment and email . . . this is special<br>
Congratulations to Dave and to Dave and Melissa<br>
I'm sure he became more attractive after he opened the envelope<br>
Kris would be a malpractice lawyer for patients suing cosmetic surgeons<br>
Words of advice from Kris, go after Dr. 90210<br>
Betsy can relate<br>
"We need a hot cameraman," Betsy <br>
PodCampWest talk on Wednesday


<br><br>
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