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Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 01, 2007

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:44:42 -0600

Croncast - 2007-01-01.mp3

Show: #321
Length: 34:26
Size: 23.6 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris January 01, 2007

Today's show is brought to you by Bernadette Bean.

Betsy yodels for Bernadette
Our 400th year of Croncast
I'm surprised this isn't an anniversary for you
the 4 millionth minute of Croncast
Any resolutions Beeboo?
I want everyone to be nicer to me . . . that's a wish
Shopping for clothes on December 31 is a great way to start
It'd be nice to wear a smaller size
Shaper things that are for post pregnancy
Is it stomach? Is it thighs? I don't know
Getting the pudding back through the funnel
It is the new age corset . . . Flexees
Nope my wings were still popping up over the top
Asking the sales lady for help
She was old and saggy, she was probably wearing Flexees she had to know her shit
I didn't throw a penny on the floor and ask her to pick it up
The first thing you do is get a full body suit
That is absolutely crazy
If you want extra control
You could sell be at Bobak's if I wore that
It's like an unnatural sausage casing
So goes Betsy so goes the family
Going to be looking for new pants
Kris used to be a size 34 two years ago
Jumped from the train and landed in the pudding
I won't wear a man Flexee
All I got were chubbies by the little Andre Agassi pant ends
That is absolutely horrible
It is rock bottom for the chubster
2006 was the year of excess for us
We did everything to limit this year and we did it with food too
Kris's lunches this year . . . way expensive
Gotta spend the business money
Then buy yourself something that is gonna last
I had to eat, I had to, to keep the tax man away
Kris will ratchet down his lifestyle
We're gonna eat chicken and vegetables everyday
I picked up a veal roast . . . walked around with it . . . thought about the baby in a box . . .and put it back
Can't get into lamb either
I've worked with those little sheep, they are not that cute
You just went cross-eyed what are you looking at?
The beasties that bust loose from your drop ceiling
Gerald Ford conspiracy is afoot
Not to diminish the passing of an individual
James Brown was buried is sparkley shoes . . . Amen
Let's make it a 4 day weekend
The carrots that I am given
Kris is a nocturnal rodent that is kept awake during the day and has to sleep at night
The troll Kris would be if he were single

Tags: Flexees full body Flexees Bernadette Bean Andre Agassi veal roast

Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 07, 2006

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:54:02 -0500

Croncast - 2006-08-07.mp3

Show: #259
Length: 37:08
Size: 25.5 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 07, 2006

After Friday we got like 0 email
The other sdie of Kris
Betsy is my anti-depressant
Sooooo much going on that we can't talk about . . . we apologize
Starting your own business has drama with it
Betsy says now I am ready for her confession
Something to do with Carl
Your pregnant and my vasectomy didn't work
No Kris I wouldn't break that on the show
Kris' voice is tight I know you can hear it
It made our dinner guests stressed too
"Is it is us? What did we do?"
It was supposed to be used for our anniversary
What am I getting? I t hought I already got it
Betsy says, oooooh a back-up server
Come on get on the Betsy train
Get on board to find out where it is going
Shit is bad when it starts out with "You know I love you"
Is there any respect left in the world, does anyone . . . karma has taken a dump on my face
Two ends of the spectrum
People let me know
So it is a dog
Betsy has been doing research
Kris's answer is know
Kris lists what is going on just with house and to-do list
I thought I had a good life until now
Betsy Buying an uncooked ham at Bobak's
The interpreter
Betsy stuffed animal blocked at Goodwill
Your friends need to be on your Goodwill playbook
The couple

Tags: Goodwill Bobak's Kris Smith Betsy Smith Dan Balzer Susan Manning

Betsy and her husband Kris May 05, 2006

Fri, 05 May 2006 06:41:18 -0500

Croncast - 2006-05-05.mp3

Show: #224
Length: 35:29
Size: 24.3 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 05, 2006

This is a production of Palegroove Studios
It's Cinco De Mayo
Celbrate your heritage if you're a honky (May Day)
Gatherings at Socialist Monuments in Milwaukee
I miss Milwaukee
One of these days and we'll cash in an move where it is warm
Parking the car in slush and then it freezes to ground, only in Milwaukee
We can only go where the bus goes
Tiny little Honda Accord
Small cars are chick cars
Backlash against the SUV
Ms. Kitty comes to visit
Driving the Scion xB
It looks like a toy in the garage
The Yaris (we call it he Yaro) makes the Scion look like and Expedition
Lach Walesa
We should have went to Bobak's
Bobak's is an authentic Polish grocery store
Food Network voted it best Deli in the world!
Chilean Sea Bass has a former name, changed it an now they are almost extinct
We gotta name another kid, not gonna happen, but giv'em a killer name
You just can't name your kid Sushi
What is on tap for the weekends
I watch a lot of TV because you hide in the basement
Listening to your baby cry
Wad the kid in a ball for safety like a hamster
Working all night and here we are doing the show
I need my car, autonomy baby
Friends? You've got to be kidding
Take your nerd to lunch
McDonald's central office down the road
Nothing tastes like school pizza
That Sodexho flavor
City wide garage size
Who calls a photo copy a Xerox? Someone who hasn't had a job in 7 years
The Honda Element
Ebay horror stories

Tags: Palegroove Studios Milwaukee Bobak's Sodexho Chilean Sea Bass