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      <title>Brown | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 21: John Adams, Hershey's Floor, Lock Picking Kit</title>
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Show: #468<br />
  Length: 30:01<br>
  Size: 20.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1492/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-17.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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It's been a couple weeks<br>
It's good to hear your voice baby<br>
Stasis soon, I said<br>
That was work<br>
Thanks to Josh Bancroft for the message<br>
Betsy was just attacked<br>
It is no one else's fault but yours<br>
You are to blame<br>
I was watching a show about John Adams on HBO<br>
Which is a sign your balls are reaching your knees<br>
What were you watching?<br>
Oprah's Big Give<br>
I heard it is horrible<br>
Yeah, it is pretty bad<br>
Mom decided to go to bed<br>
I thought I would pick up her old dog and carry it upstairs<br>
I am talking about my empathy for this cold hearted bitch<br>
I reach down to pick up the dog<br>
And what do I get<br>
That bitch attacked me with her one good tooth<br>
She inserted it viciously into the palm of my hand<br>
I got the hysterical laughs<br>
Don't make me put the dog to sleep<br>
She was laying on a piece of Zeus's bone<br>
That is why she bit<br>
I know<br>
This is on page one of your baby book<br>
Your mom tried to get your dad to do something he shouldn't<br>
You love chaos in your life<br>
Why else would I be married to you?<br>
You look at a situation that appears to be calm<br>
And you can find the chaos<br>
How can you disagree with me?<br>
I can't<br>
That brings me to a story Mr. B<br>
Jeanie is moving on up<br>
Up where<br>
Here you doofus<br>
You neglected to notice that your children aren't in school<br>
You have set precedence with this <br>
Yeah, I have dropped him off twice with no school<br>
Hello<br>
So we take Elliot with us to go and look at rental homes<br>
That is a good idea<br>
Jeanie calls up a property management company<br>
We have three houses lined up<br>
Is that foreshadowing? Is that what they call it in the biz?<br>
For $1100 a month what do you get?<br>
The lemon yellow peeling paint house<br>
It was made for a Model A<br>
If you kick out the stick it all would have fell down<br>
Couldn't tell where the house was<br>
How could you not?<br>
We saw it and the Psycho music played<br>
Jeanie is polite<br>
We went through with it<br>
Why?<br>
Maybe there is something fabulous here<br>
Gluttons for punishment you are<br>
I used to launch my He-Man action figure from the cloths line<br>
Nifty, I feel robbed<br>
If you only had one He-Man toy why did you treat him so bad?<br>
They would have changed my name to Poindexter<br>
You'll understand that when we open the side door<br>
It was a smelly out of Cops house<br>
The poor wife who was shackled to the bastard who owned<br>
I am going to laugh because I am scared<br>
Different paint in rooms<br>
Different borders<br>
This one looks like your mom put it up after a bottle of Smirnoff and Scope<br>
The boards on the floor didn't even touch<br>
No one sanded the floor they just painted it brown<br>
It was a Hershey's floor with gaps<br>
Slops of brown<br>
At the next house he can't find the key<br>
He busts out a lock picking kit<br>
The place looks beautiful<br>
But we see a ring around the walls<br>
It had flooded and they never cleaned it up<br>
I looked behind the wet bar<br>
There were mushrooms growing out of the baseboards
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/He Man">He Man</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/He Man"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/He Man.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie">Jeanie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lock picking kit">lock picking kit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lock picking kit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lock picking kit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rental house">rental house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rental house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rental house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Oprah's Big Give">Oprah's Big Give</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Oprah's Big Give"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Oprah's Big Give.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1492/cks-2008-03-17.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-17 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1492/cks-2008-03-17.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-17.mp3</a><br>
Show: #468<br />
  Length: 30:01<br>
  Size: 20.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1492/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-17.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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It's been a couple weeks<br>
It's good to hear your voice baby<br>
Stasis soon, I said<br>
That was work<br>
Thanks to Josh Bancroft for the message<br>
Betsy was just attacked<br>
It is no one else's fault but yours<br>
You are to blame<br>
I was watching a show about John Adams on HBO<br>
Which is a sign your balls are reaching your knees<br>
What were you watching?<br>
Oprah's Big Give<br>
I heard it is horrible<br>
Yeah, it is pretty bad<br>
Mom decided to go to bed<br>
I thought I would pick up her old dog and carry it upstairs<br>
I am talking about my empathy for this cold hearted bitch<br>
I reach down to pick up the dog<br>
And what do I get<br>
That bitch attacked me with her one good tooth<br>
She inserted it viciously into the palm of my hand<br>
I got the hysterical laughs<br>
Don't make me put the dog to sleep<br>
She was laying on a piece of Zeus's bone<br>
That is why she bit<br>
I know<br>
This is on page one of your baby book<br>
Your mom tried to get your dad to do something he shouldn't<br>
You love chaos in your life<br>
Why else would I be married to you?<br>
You look at a situation that appears to be calm<br>
And you can find the chaos<br>
How can you disagree with me?<br>
I can't<br>
That brings me to a story Mr. B<br>
Jeanie is moving on up<br>
Up where<br>
Here you doofus<br>
You neglected to notice that your children aren't in school<br>
You have set precedence with this <br>
Yeah, I have dropped him off twice with no school<br>
Hello<br>
So we take Elliot with us to go and look at rental homes<br>
That is a good idea<br>
Jeanie calls up a property management company<br>
We have three houses lined up<br>
Is that foreshadowing? Is that what they call it in the biz?<br>
For $1100 a month what do you get?<br>
The lemon yellow peeling paint house<br>
It was made for a Model A<br>
If you kick out the stick it all would have fell down<br>
Couldn't tell where the house was<br>
How could you not?<br>
We saw it and the Psycho music played<br>
Jeanie is polite<br>
We went through with it<br>
Why?<br>
Maybe there is something fabulous here<br>
Gluttons for punishment you are<br>
I used to launch my He-Man action figure from the cloths line<br>
Nifty, I feel robbed<br>
If you only had one He-Man toy why did you treat him so bad?<br>
They would have changed my name to Poindexter<br>
You'll understand that when we open the side door<br>
It was a smelly out of Cops house<br>
The poor wife who was shackled to the bastard who owned<br>
I am going to laugh because I am scared<br>
Different paint in rooms<br>
Different borders<br>
This one looks like your mom put it up after a bottle of Smirnoff and Scope<br>
The boards on the floor didn't even touch<br>
No one sanded the floor they just painted it brown<br>
It was a Hershey's floor with gaps<br>
Slops of brown<br>
At the next house he can't find the key<br>
He busts out a lock picking kit<br>
The place looks beautiful<br>
But we see a ring around the walls<br>
It had flooded and they never cleaned it up<br>
I looked behind the wet bar<br>
There were mushrooms growing out of the baseboards
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/He Man">He Man</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/He Man"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/He Man.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie">Jeanie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lock picking kit">lock picking kit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lock picking kit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lock picking kit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rental house">rental house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rental house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rental house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Oprah's Big Give">Oprah's Big Give</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Oprah's Big Give"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Oprah's Big Give.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:30:15 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:keywords>He Man, Jeanie, lock picking kit, rental house, Oprah's Big Give</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>welcome to denver</title>
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<p> mr brown and I have arrived.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
lunch first the a couple meetings.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/first">first</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/first"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/first.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/couple">couple</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/couple"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/couple.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meetings">meetings</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meetings"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meetings.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lunch">lunch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lunch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lunch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/arrived">arrived</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/arrived"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/arrived.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p> mr brown and I have arrived.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
lunch first the a couple meetings.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/first">first</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/first"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/first.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/couple">couple</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/couple"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/couple.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meetings">meetings</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meetings"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meetings.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lunch">lunch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lunch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lunch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/arrived">arrived</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/arrived"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/arrived.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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 mr brown and I have arrived.

lunch first the a couple meetings.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 5: Three Cheese Taco, Spinning Air, Juicy</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1310/Season-19-Ep-5:-Three-Cheese-Taco-Spinning-Air-Juicy_Wheel-of-Fortune_auditions.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1310/cks-2008-01-16.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-16 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1310/cks-2008-01-16.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-16.mp3</a><br>
Show: #451<br />
  Length: 29:24<br>
  Size: 20.2mb<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1310/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-16.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Stuffed nose and tinny voice<br>
Baby I love you<br>
Nobody wants to hear about you<br>
You smell delicious<br>
Like a three cheese taco<br>
You know how to butter me up<br>
I know how to sour creme you up<br>
It is all about me today<br>
Sure, we got to talk about your Wheel of Fortune contestant audition<br>
I got in 3 hours early<br>
You don't want to be late<br>
So I went to the greatest resale shop on the planet<br>
I hope Goodwill didn't hear that<br>
It's called the <a href="http://www.howardbrown.org/hb_brownelephant.asp">Brown Elephant</a><br>
The greatest mens clothing ever<br>
They are having a leather and sex toy day<br>
There are some lines in resale that must be drawn<br>
I would try to avoid that day<br>
Leather and sex toy day at the Brown Elephant<br>
Occasionally I find kids clothes<br>
They usually don't have them<br>
But I opened my eyes and there it was<br>
The greatest china set I've found yet<br>
Even if I don't get on The Wheel I have scored today<br>
You called me<br>
I love how you are trying to get in to my story<br>
The auditions were being held at the W hotel<br>
Nice joint<br>
Other people from middle of nowhere<br>
How do we get to 6th floor?<br>
Betsy, press the shiny button with a 6 on it<br>
So I start hanging out with this guy<br>
Having a good time<br>
We almost missed the auditions<br>
We got in just in time<br>
They had a projection of the stage set<br>
This was the first phase of auditions<br>
Easiest way to say no, "bankrupt"<br>
When it was my turn I jumped up like it was the Price is Right<br>
Total ham<br>
So my new friend solved his puzzle<br>
Some people weren't catching on<br>
Don't be dry<br>
They were giving stage direction<br>
People start falling by the wayside<br>
Then they throw round two at us with a written test<br>
Good thing you know how to write<br>
I made it to the third round<br>
I have to spin an invisible wheel<br>
Then we introduced ourselves<br>
"I'm a stay at home comedian"<br>
The whole room died laughing<br>
"I'm a very down to earth celebrity"<br>
I nailed it<br>
That is why I have made it all the way<br>
Thank you Mr B<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">Hire Kris</a> for your tagline too<br>
I told them that we do the podcast too<br>
Don't call a letter that has already been called<br>
Some people spun the invisible wheel the wrong way<br>
There were lots of stand out people<br>
We want 'juicy'<br>
Good thing that they didn't say that at the Brown Elephant<br>
They want the whole package<br>
Thanks for coming out<br>
Most likely all of you have made it<br>
You will find out by the end of the month if I made it<br>
They will send us letters for either the Chicago taping or a LA shoot<br>
Good thing I got miles for a trip if you need them<br>
I did the best that I could do<br>
That is all you need<br>
You've got a good shot
<br><br>
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Stuffed nose and tinny voice<br>
Baby I love you<br>
Nobody wants to hear about you<br>
You smell delicious<br>
Like a three cheese taco<br>
You know how to butter me up<br>
I know how to sour creme you up<br>
It is all about me today<br>
Sure, we got to talk about your Wheel of Fortune contestant audition<br>
I got in 3 hours early<br>
You don't want to be late<br>
So I went to the greatest resale shop on the planet<br>
I hope Goodwill didn't hear that<br>
It's called the <a href="http://www.howardbrown.org/hb_brownelephant.asp">Brown Elephant</a><br>
The greatest mens clothing ever<br>
They are having a leather and sex toy day<br>
There are some lines in resale that must be drawn<br>
I would try to avoid that day<br>
Leather and sex toy day at the Brown Elephant<br>
Occasionally I find kids clothes<br>
They usually don't have them<br>
But I opened my eyes and there it was<br>
The greatest china set I've found yet<br>
Even if I don't get on The Wheel I have scored today<br>
You called me<br>
I love how you are trying to get in to my story<br>
The auditions were being held at the W hotel<br>
Nice joint<br>
Other people from middle of nowhere<br>
How do we get to 6th floor?<br>
Betsy, press the shiny button with a 6 on it<br>
So I start hanging out with this guy<br>
Having a good time<br>
We almost missed the auditions<br>
We got in just in time<br>
They had a projection of the stage set<br>
This was the first phase of auditions<br>
Easiest way to say no, "bankrupt"<br>
When it was my turn I jumped up like it was the Price is Right<br>
Total ham<br>
So my new friend solved his puzzle<br>
Some people weren't catching on<br>
Don't be dry<br>
They were giving stage direction<br>
People start falling by the wayside<br>
Then they throw round two at us with a written test<br>
Good thing you know how to write<br>
I made it to the third round<br>
I have to spin an invisible wheel<br>
Then we introduced ourselves<br>
"I'm a stay at home comedian"<br>
The whole room died laughing<br>
"I'm a very down to earth celebrity"<br>
I nailed it<br>
That is why I have made it all the way<br>
Thank you Mr B<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">Hire Kris</a> for your tagline too<br>
I told them that we do the podcast too<br>
Don't call a letter that has already been called<br>
Some people spun the invisible wheel the wrong way<br>
There were lots of stand out people<br>
We want 'juicy'<br>
Good thing that they didn't say that at the Brown Elephant<br>
They want the whole package<br>
Thanks for coming out<br>
Most likely all of you have made it<br>
You will find out by the end of the month if I made it<br>
They will send us letters for either the Chicago taping or a LA shoot<br>
Good thing I got miles for a trip if you need them<br>
I did the best that I could do<br>
That is all you need<br>
You've got a good shot
<br><br>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007</title>
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Show: #444<br />
  Length: 30:08<br>
  Size: 20.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1242/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-12-10.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Betsy laughing during intro<br>
James Brown sang "It's a Man's World"<br>
But that's all wrong<br>
I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know<br>
It's a lipstick lesbians world<br>
No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV <br>
Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine<br>
My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass<br>
I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol<br>
What?<br>
That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island<br>
So I went to buy some wine at Costco<br>
You can't take kids in there<br>
You can take them in there<br>
No way, Costco is way to shishi<br>
They have to stand outside and scream<br>
Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze<br>
No way!<br>
Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled<br>
We would walk into the liquor department buy booze<br>
Then go back to pick up the prescriptions<br>
You need something to wash the pills down with<br>
My grape juice didn't have pulp, Betsy<br>
Listen to me retardo montoban<br>
Wine and grape juice are parallel in my brain<br>
You again agree with me<br>
After last week's shows . . . <br>
I won't apologize for shows anymore<br>
But they didn't have the full funny<br>
Elliot went on a trip with Betsy<br>
What would Grandma want for Christmas Elliot?<br>
Something for her 'Pitties'<br>
What?<br>
Those things that you ladies have that grow out of your armpits<br>
Do you mean breasts Elliot?<br>
Ummmmm . . . I don't know<br>
You guys got those weird undees things that go over your 'Pitties'<br>
Do you mean a bra?<br>
You can't buy your Grandma a bra for Christmas<br>
One day you start itching<br>
Then your Pitties come out<br>
Grandma bras on eBay<br>
Our kids won't be having kids<br>
Sure, Betsy<br>
Can Kris leave the house without returning with a story?<br>
Nope<br>
Did you leave the house this weekend?<br>
Yeah, I left last night<br>
Two nerds sitting in a bar next to one another<br>
Loud music, and communicate through twitter<br>
I saw my friends this morning at the Goodwill opening<br>
My video tape buyer shows up<br>
He is great<br>
He would be in a Thrift Score<br>
I mentioned that I was doing some new stuff<br>
He walked away from me<br>
I wasn't trying to hang<br>
I was trying to over do it<br>
The best time to sell 9 1/2 Weeks<br>
They will raid him and he is creepy<br>
His wife thinks he's crazy<br>
What are you doing wrong?<br>
We are soul mates, Kris<br>
Betsy's jealousy comes out<br>
We had a hard week last week<br>
Interviews are going great<br>
More this week and some follow ups
<br><br>
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Show: #444<br />
  Length: 30:08<br>
  Size: 20.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Betsy laughing during intro<br>
James Brown sang "It's a Man's World"<br>
But that's all wrong<br>
I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know<br>
It's a lipstick lesbians world<br>
No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV <br>
Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine<br>
My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass<br>
I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol<br>
What?<br>
That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island<br>
So I went to buy some wine at Costco<br>
You can't take kids in there<br>
You can take them in there<br>
No way, Costco is way to shishi<br>
They have to stand outside and scream<br>
Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze<br>
No way!<br>
Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled<br>
We would walk into the liquor department buy booze<br>
Then go back to pick up the prescriptions<br>
You need something to wash the pills down with<br>
My grape juice didn't have pulp, Betsy<br>
Listen to me retardo montoban<br>
Wine and grape juice are parallel in my brain<br>
You again agree with me<br>
After last week's shows . . . <br>
I won't apologize for shows anymore<br>
But they didn't have the full funny<br>
Elliot went on a trip with Betsy<br>
What would Grandma want for Christmas Elliot?<br>
Something for her 'Pitties'<br>
What?<br>
Those things that you ladies have that grow out of your armpits<br>
Do you mean breasts Elliot?<br>
Ummmmm . . . I don't know<br>
You guys got those weird undees things that go over your 'Pitties'<br>
Do you mean a bra?<br>
You can't buy your Grandma a bra for Christmas<br>
One day you start itching<br>
Then your Pitties come out<br>
Grandma bras on eBay<br>
Our kids won't be having kids<br>
Sure, Betsy<br>
Can Kris leave the house without returning with a story?<br>
Nope<br>
Did you leave the house this weekend?<br>
Yeah, I left last night<br>
Two nerds sitting in a bar next to one another<br>
Loud music, and communicate through twitter<br>
I saw my friends this morning at the Goodwill opening<br>
My video tape buyer shows up<br>
He is great<br>
He would be in a Thrift Score<br>
I mentioned that I was doing some new stuff<br>
He walked away from me<br>
I wasn't trying to hang<br>
I was trying to over do it<br>
The best time to sell 9 1/2 Weeks<br>
They will raid him and he is creepy<br>
His wife thinks he's crazy<br>
What are you doing wrong?<br>
We are soul mates, Kris<br>
Betsy's jealousy comes out<br>
We had a hard week last week<br>
Interviews are going great<br>
More this week and some follow ups
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:08:08 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 16, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1160/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-16-2007_Family-Ties_TechCocktail-6.php</link>
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Show: #434<br />
  Length: 27:43<br>
  Size: 19.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Short intro<br>
Why can't you do the intro, Betsy?<br>
I don't remember it<br>
To my reply, I've said it a lot<br>
Once you start going I know it<br>
The Family Ties thing would come on and i wouldn't know it<br>
Because you were too busy holding the bunny ears<br>
Maybe that is why you have premature balding<br>
I don't have premature balding, it happened at the right time<br>
When is the right time to bald, Kris?<br>
When you want to make the jump to senior management?<br>
Premature balding is in high school<br>
Kris, anytime to premature for ladies<br>
If you go bald postmortem it is too soon<br>
You could have comb over talk<br>
Golf becomes more interesting when you lose you hair<br>
No<br>
More and more forehead<br>
He looked like Tyra Banks?<br>
No<br>
My friends <br>
You were too exhausted from partying all night<br>
I have to scream at people because my voice is low<br>
That is why the intro was short<br>
Now you are thinking like me<br>
I was at TechCocktail 6 in Chicago<br>
Not much business talk<br>
Lots of nerds just drinking booze<br>
Hanging with friends was best part<br>
So shout out to Evan, Brian and Greg<br>
Tech in Chicago - I work at a oil refinery, I'm a tech recruiter for C++<br>
Exciting technology<br>
Does it get more exciting than Microsoft?<br>
Tech status quo is what it is<br>
Only the nerds get your joke, Kris<br>
Get my correspondence Masters Degree<br>
People got to be telling people about the show<br>
He said we are quality like Schmodcast<br>
We need a better name<br>
I asked you to bring it<br>
Three years now<br>
You need to bring it<br>
How about Bcast<br>
How about BetsyCast<br>
You been bringing the funny lately Mr. B<br>
The improv thing didn't work out well<br>
Let's talk about it<br>
You're unemployed, wanna arm wrestle<br>
All my fears about not getting the improv thing came true<br>
You auditioned for my love<br>
I won because I was only one in the room<br>
Toughest part was not having stage experience<br>
Yeah, I am funny but I don't have the range for accents and characters<br>
Maybe you need to be doing stand up<br>
I can sell shoes anywhere <br>
I've had some great conversations with people<br>
My people see my resume and say, looks solid, awesome<br>
Not quite sure what HR people think<br>
Evidently not a whole lot<br>
I have more conversations today<br>
You got ins Mr. B<br>
No, not "ins" I got leads<br>
I have thought about not recording<br>
This is part of the story that isn't that much fun to share<br>
They should hire you to Twitter from Goodwill<br>
There were ladies at TechCocktail<br>
There need to be more women in tech<br>
Serial killers get the three name treatment<br>
You know he's trying to figure out how to fit you into a taco<br>
People, you have to fill the gaps . . . and laughter works!
<br><br>
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Show: #434<br />
  Length: 27:43<br>
  Size: 19.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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<br>
Short intro<br>
Why can't you do the intro, Betsy?<br>
I don't remember it<br>
To my reply, I've said it a lot<br>
Once you start going I know it<br>
The Family Ties thing would come on and i wouldn't know it<br>
Because you were too busy holding the bunny ears<br>
Maybe that is why you have premature balding<br>
I don't have premature balding, it happened at the right time<br>
When is the right time to bald, Kris?<br>
When you want to make the jump to senior management?<br>
Premature balding is in high school<br>
Kris, anytime to premature for ladies<br>
If you go bald postmortem it is too soon<br>
You could have comb over talk<br>
Golf becomes more interesting when you lose you hair<br>
No<br>
More and more forehead<br>
He looked like Tyra Banks?<br>
No<br>
My friends <br>
You were too exhausted from partying all night<br>
I have to scream at people because my voice is low<br>
That is why the intro was short<br>
Now you are thinking like me<br>
I was at TechCocktail 6 in Chicago<br>
Not much business talk<br>
Lots of nerds just drinking booze<br>
Hanging with friends was best part<br>
So shout out to Evan, Brian and Greg<br>
Tech in Chicago - I work at a oil refinery, I'm a tech recruiter for C++<br>
Exciting technology<br>
Does it get more exciting than Microsoft?<br>
Tech status quo is what it is<br>
Only the nerds get your joke, Kris<br>
Get my correspondence Masters Degree<br>
People got to be telling people about the show<br>
He said we are quality like Schmodcast<br>
We need a better name<br>
I asked you to bring it<br>
Three years now<br>
You need to bring it<br>
How about Bcast<br>
How about BetsyCast<br>
You been bringing the funny lately Mr. B<br>
The improv thing didn't work out well<br>
Let's talk about it<br>
You're unemployed, wanna arm wrestle<br>
All my fears about not getting the improv thing came true<br>
You auditioned for my love<br>
I won because I was only one in the room<br>
Toughest part was not having stage experience<br>
Yeah, I am funny but I don't have the range for accents and characters<br>
Maybe you need to be doing stand up<br>
I can sell shoes anywhere <br>
I've had some great conversations with people<br>
My people see my resume and say, looks solid, awesome<br>
Not quite sure what HR people think<br>
Evidently not a whole lot<br>
I have more conversations today<br>
You got ins Mr. B<br>
No, not "ins" I got leads<br>
I have thought about not recording<br>
This is part of the story that isn't that much fun to share<br>
They should hire you to Twitter from Goodwill<br>
There were ladies at TechCocktail<br>
There need to be more women in tech<br>
Serial killers get the three name treatment<br>
You know he's trying to figure out how to fit you into a taco<br>
People, you have to fill the gaps . . . and laughter works!
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:10:06 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>27:43</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:keywords>Family Ties, TechCocktail 6, Evan Brown, Greg Cnagialosi, Brian Beatty</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1095/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-24-2007_the-Secret_Led-Zeppelin-iTunes.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-24 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-24.mp3</a><br>
Show: #424<br />
  Length: 26:23<br>
  Size: 18.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
Here we come for Wednesday<br>
You can check us out at C-R-O-N-C-A-S-T dot com<br>
You are just being a sensitive nerd<br>
Well, since I said I was leaving Room 214<br>
Sure people can read between the lines<br>
People do<br>
Yeah, and that isn't a bad thing in this case<br>
That's your life not mine Mr B<br>
I don't care if you are not happy, because I am<br>
I know your life plan isn't going all that well<br>
Karma and me are on a date called my life plan<br>
I wrote down my goals and passed them to the Secret<br>
Some things . . . My religion is a mix of Universalist Unitarian and the Secret<br>
I'm halfway through my list, step back<br>
I called Empire Carpet<br>
You did that already<br>
That is what I am saying<br>
Further down on my list<br>
I have it on every life goal list<br>
If I didn't know you I would think you live near an abandoned rock quarry in a trailer<br>
Tell the people what it is<br>
I want to be a contestant on The Wheel of Fortune<br>
And they are coming to Chicago this weekend<br>
Oh, baby<br>
People, send me some good vibes!<br>
It works for cocktail party small talk<br>
I don't think so<br>
They'll just remember you from the convenient store scratching tickets<br>
The prizes are good today<br>
In the past they weren't all that good<br>
They ran out of ceramic dogs in 1986<br>
Vanna has it going on <br>
You have something for Vanna?<br>
No<br>
Either way that is disturbing<br>
She looks like a Bratz Doll<br>
Now you went and messed with Karma<br>
You are blushing<br>
Apologies to all who have email, commented<br>
Things have been crazy here<br>
Chicago has millions of people and more than one convention center<br>
On my life list from last year I had wheel of fortune<br>
You can't invite more people<br>
What if they get on and you don't?<br>
At least I will know someone who is on the Wheel<br>
Congratulations to the Browns who welcomed their second child today<br>
So what do you want for Christmas Kris?<br>
iTunes is going to get Led Zeppelin<br>
Pshhhhhhht, I can get you 35 CD's at Goodwill for $35 forget iTunes<br>
The computer wants to capitalize the word internet<br>
It was a special place in the sky like Itasca
<br><br>
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Here we come for Wednesday<br>
You can check us out at C-R-O-N-C-A-S-T dot com<br>
You are just being a sensitive nerd<br>
Well, since I said I was leaving Room 214<br>
Sure people can read between the lines<br>
People do<br>
Yeah, and that isn't a bad thing in this case<br>
That's your life not mine Mr B<br>
I don't care if you are not happy, because I am<br>
I know your life plan isn't going all that well<br>
Karma and me are on a date called my life plan<br>
I wrote down my goals and passed them to the Secret<br>
Some things . . . My religion is a mix of Universalist Unitarian and the Secret<br>
I'm halfway through my list, step back<br>
I called Empire Carpet<br>
You did that already<br>
That is what I am saying<br>
Further down on my list<br>
I have it on every life goal list<br>
If I didn't know you I would think you live near an abandoned rock quarry in a trailer<br>
Tell the people what it is<br>
I want to be a contestant on The Wheel of Fortune<br>
And they are coming to Chicago this weekend<br>
Oh, baby<br>
People, send me some good vibes!<br>
It works for cocktail party small talk<br>
I don't think so<br>
They'll just remember you from the convenient store scratching tickets<br>
The prizes are good today<br>
In the past they weren't all that good<br>
They ran out of ceramic dogs in 1986<br>
Vanna has it going on <br>
You have something for Vanna?<br>
No<br>
Either way that is disturbing<br>
She looks like a Bratz Doll<br>
Now you went and messed with Karma<br>
You are blushing<br>
Apologies to all who have email, commented<br>
Things have been crazy here<br>
Chicago has millions of people and more than one convention center<br>
On my life list from last year I had wheel of fortune<br>
You can't invite more people<br>
What if they get on and you don't?<br>
At least I will know someone who is on the Wheel<br>
Congratulations to the Browns who welcomed their second child today<br>
So what do you want for Christmas Kris?<br>
iTunes is going to get Led Zeppelin<br>
Pshhhhhhht, I can get you 35 CD's at Goodwill for $35 forget iTunes<br>
The computer wants to capitalize the word internet<br>
It was a special place in the sky like Itasca
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 01, 2007</title>
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We've made it into the month of August<br>
You've now crossed into <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="http://www.valhallashootingclub.com/">Valhalla Shooting Club</a><br>
Sure you don't want to bitch about Boulder some more?<br>
I like Boulder, there are just some things I don't<br>
We roll up and there is a guard tower<br>
Was he standing there with a rifle?<br>
No, Mr B<br>
It is a gorgeous view<br>
Flanked by beauty<br>
The guard comes ambling up to the Volvo<br>
Your names ladies?<br>
We give them, remember this<br>
"Do you ladies have any firearms with you?"<br>
No firearms in this Volvo<br>
This wagon is clear<br>
He gives us directions<br>
We roll on up<br>
Elk Mountain Resort is beautiful<br>
The valet pulls it four feet away and parks<br>
The woman on hotels.com just kept complaining about it<br>
She is nuts<br>
Jeannie says the place is like Annie<br>
Everyone stands to greet you as you walk in<br>
Then there was Santa Claus<br>
A dude with a white beard and red suit?<br>
No, he had a uniform and a "I love my job smile"<br>
He's got hot towels on a silver platter<br>
He looks at me and says, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
He looks at Jeannie, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
Shit, the deal is sealed, we are the dykes<br>
Welcome to first class<br>
It took us 9 hours from Boulder<br>
We'll make everything guided for you<br>
What time would you ladies like dinner?<br>
This Mrs. Smith would like to eat before 7:30<br>
Mrs. Smith and I would like to eat in 45 minutes<br>
Santa has an ear piece and a chest mic<br>
He talks into it and poof the bell hop appears<br>
We get to our room and the view is gorgeous<br>
If you don't like it dial "0"<br>
The bed looks like a cloud from heaven<br>
I got Wal-Mart sheets<br>
Jeanie, "We have robes!"<br>
Hers and hers robes would have been nice<br>
So we get dressed for dinner<br>
It was intimidating, we felt like we didn't fit<br>
Then I bust out the gift certificate<br>
We wanted to play it cool<br>
Sure, you want to fit in<br>
They were nicer than your grandma who hasn't see you in three years<br>
Every time you walk in the door the staff stands<br>
Oh, are you ladies here for dinner?<br>
I'll announce you, then he speaks into his lapel, "The Smiths are here for dinner."<br>
You haven't told them yet?<br>
No I was waiting for Jeannie<br>
Who's the man, the big footed one with a bad perm<br>
Are there any other guests at the resort?<br>
Two other men not talking<br>
There were 10 total guests at the resort<br>
We order our dinner and they ask for drinks<br>
My mom always orders the house wine, the cheap stuff<br>
I'll have a Mountain Dew won't go over well<br>
Jeannie hates red wine but follows Betsy's lead<br>
Hi, I'm Chef Jeff, which house wine is best for you?<br>
They start bringing out bread baskets and baked stuff<br>
Chef Jeff is like, "Fuck dude! I worked on that all day and you can't say it."<br>
I look at Jeannie, I can tell she doesn't like it<br>
Been there and done that<br>
Jeannie is woofing it down<br>
I have to eat at least half of it<br>
The two men eating alone are now joined by someone I recognize<br>
The owner that I had seen on The Daily Show<br>
Kris if you kick it up a notch we can do this every weekend<br>
He comes over to the table<br>
Asks what activities we are going to do<br>
ATV's and shooting<br>
We are the only resort in the entire world to have access for ATV's<br>
Jeannie, "I love the outdoors but I can't go up high"<br>
Our ATV's are automatic<br>
They've thought of everything<br>
Yes, everything<br>
On the ride you will come to a place called Top of the World<br>
So high that airplanes will fly below<br>
Then he launches in to the special lights<br>
These are based on the biologic make up of a lobster's eye<br>
They are used to melt the snow to make an ice tunnel<br>
Mr. Foreman continues to talk about the press they have gotten<br>
A book on the NYT Best Sellers list is based at Elk Mountain Resort<br>
He had me sold . . . I wanted to kiss a bear and drive to the top of the world<br>
Why would you think that you couldn't do something?<br>
Tom Foreman makes you believe that you can do anything<br>
Enter the rest of the guests<br>
Three sets of couples that look like my neighbors<br>
Fit soccer moms?<br>
Yes, Kris<br>
I just drove 4 states over to get away from them<br>
Now they are going to spoil my mountain view<br>
Mr. Foreman goes over to the new couples<br>
The super sweet firebox<br>
Then our food comes<br>
Every time there was another opportunity to be put in our place<br>
We were still really awkward<br>
Betsy has a bowl of puss and I get a bowl of noodles<br>
It was couscous Jeannie<br>
Jeannie starts to panic, all I get are these noodles<br>
Campbell's has everything including broth<br>
Then they bring the broth<br>
After that they bring out dinner<br>
The whole thing was terrific<br>
Except that we were both completely terrified<br>
To get over the petrification of being treated so well and Elk Mountain Resort  stay more nights<br>
Kris you are the king of upgrade<br>
So after dinner Santa jumps up<br>
We get our bill after dinner<br>
Betsy goes white<br>
Shut up Jeannie, I'll tell you later<br>
The one thing you can't return is food<br>
What I was freaking out about was that our house wine turned out to be $18 a glass<br>
From their perspective, the lesbians aren't satisfied<br>
Chef Jeff asks if dinner was to their liking<br>
Then Thomas comes over and asks<br>
After that the waitress comes up<br>
Sure, they are trained like the CIA to read unhappiness<br>
What would you ladies like to do?<br>
We would like a jacuzzi?<br>
Our eyes meet and we realize . . . they aren't out to get us . . . they are out to spoil us<br>
Drinking our sangria in the hot tub<br>
The cheap wine was awesome<br>
Betsy took 100 pics of the tops of trees<br>
At the Boulder art fair there was a dude with aspen photos<br>
So we retire to the room and Jeannie puts on a robe<br>
Sliding into the bed of heaven<br>
Mrs. Smith, this is going to be the greatest night of my life<br>
The greatest part of this is that I have no kids to wake me up<br>
Betsy wakes up at 6:01 for coffee and viewing birds that were probably released for my pleasure<br>
Do you know how much this is costing per minute? Get up Jeannie<br>
We decide to take a hike<br>
We start to walk by workers that gardening<br>
When they see you they stop, stand, smile and ask you if you need anything<br>
Landscapers saw us, they froze like deer<br>
When we went by them they commenced working again<br>
Tom has thought of everything<br>
When a crossed eyed man in golf cart tells you "good luck" heed his warning<br>
People are freezing along the trail "I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree"<br>
Maybe the trail was made for someone who came one time<br>
Betsy, they did not release cows into the national forest for you to view<br>
Queue the cattle<br>
Someone left it on the comment card no doubt<br>
Gotta watch out for the feral cows<br>
Jeannie was petrified of them<br>
Now you know why he told you good luck<br>
That guy used to not be cross eyed till a cow incident<br>
We can hear them shrieking and yelling<br>
There they are . . . the soccer moms on the zip line<br>
Whew, my Nike sports bra is twisted<br>
We are on our way back<br>
Jeannie freezes as we stand on 
Have you told anyone that you are not Mrs. Smith?<br>
I see two brown ears rising out of this draining ditch<br>
Out jumps a giant mule deer<br>
Betsy chases it to take it's photo<br>
The lesbians are crazy!<br>
What are the lesbians doing now?<br>
Time for lunch on the patio<br>
We need some cigarettes and an ashtray<br>
"Can I have an ashtray?"<br>
She speaks into her cleavage mic<br>
Around the corner, "I'm on it"<br>
I know it is fun to play spies but this is weird<br>
It was awesome though, instant ashtray<br>
Lesbians are on porch, queue deer<br>
Queue the geese<br>
Then the soccer moms come bouncing back fit and tan<br>
"Where are you guys from?"<br>
Bloomington. "We are going to drive through there."<br>
Their husbands, reserved and uptight<br>
Screw it, this is all about me<br>
I am going to make the soccer moms laugh<br>
She swore that she was thirsty and all the sudden water showed up<br>
"Guess how many kids we have?"<br>
I don't know this is a game?<br>
We have 10 combined?<br>
How many are girls?<br>
One<br>
Then they struck a bad ass soccer mom pose<br>
They brought things like running shoes<br>
Betsy brought Crocs and sandals<br>
Perfect lesbian gear<br>
The soccer moms told us that the ATV's were awesome<br>
We get ready to go and Misha shows up<br>
I have done this ride 500 times and not lost 1 person yet<br>
She takes out these top gun flight suits<br>
I brought you the biggest ones we have<br>
Betsy, "Of course mine won't zip up"<br>
Jeannie, "neither will mine"<br>
Jeannie you rock!<br>
This could be customer service boot camp<br>
Their motto must be "we are not going to tell you no"<br>
They actually import vans from Europe to fit through their gates<br>
Probably because it is more aesthetically pleasing<br>
This is my new motto, "It is all about me"<br>
Betsy gives me the thumbs up and then hits a tree<br>
So we're going up the mountain<br>
Jeannie is flying behind Misha<br>
Betsy is stuck<br>
I look down and my left hand has the brake so tight that I won't move<br>
When you got on the quad the Unitarian in you took over<br>
It was trying to save you<br>
Oh, I'm sorry when was the last time you drove an ATV up a mountain<br>
Betsy is trying to avoid the sticks<br>
"Mam, that is an all terrain vehicle. Run over the sticks."<br>
Hitting trees really hurts<br>
Right before we get to The Top of the World<br>
I look up and it is all Aspens and cattle<br>
Jeannie starts to freak<br>
Get me past that cow so fast<br>
I am getting away from that cow so fast<br>
Kris, we got to the top of mountain<br>
You can see Utah, three mountain ranges at 9000 ft<br>
We both had brown mustaches<br>
It added to the lesbianism<br>
Every time Betsy talks to the staff it is about her husbands and kids<br>
Talk into your chest, the lesbians are not lesbians<br>
These people are awesome<br>
Misha ran a camp for bad ass kids<br>
Like outward bound? Way scarier<br>
Working at Elk Mountain Resort is top of the food chain<br>
You have got to put in your time<br>
John of course is an ex-Navy Seal<br>
He is bad ass<br>
You feel amazingly comfortable and slightly scared<br>
I love men like that. Don't you Jeannie<br>
Sure, he was handsome too<br>
OK, time for this podcast to end<br>
We ended on the ATV's and it was time to drink<br>
Don't hand the truck driver the bottle<br>
Four or five inches of vodka<br>
Kris, we almost drank an entire bottle of vodka<br>
Jeannie is naked in a robe and slippers<br>
We are ripped<br>
You are so awesome . . . No, you are so awesome<br>
I look at clock and it is 9:00 p.m. and we haven't eaten<br>
We dial "0" and they tell us that the dining room is still open for us<br>
We arrive and there are flames to the ceiling<br>
Chef Jeff is making bananas foster<br>
The soccer moms start to speak to us<br>
Betsy with her vodka mouth<br>
"Are we going to be on your webcast?", soccer moms<br>
Jeannie loves it when I get out of control<br>
"We should introduce ourselves"<br>
No that is OK, I already have a name for you, "The bad ass soccer moms"<br>
It could go either way<br>
Then the leader dies laughing<br>
Right, there has to be an Alpha mom in the group<br>
Yes, the one with the longest Escalade, the EXT<br>
So Chef Jeff comes over<br>
Betsy, "A-1 Jeff we're trashed. Can I call you Chef Jeff from now on"<br>
That's not chatting it up that is drunk babble<br>
Chef Jeff really made it<br>
We don't go to gourmet restaurants and have the chef talk to us for 40 minutes<br>
It was entirely phenomenal<br>
Kris, I know we have talked about how I challenged the Russian to a vodka drinking contest<br>
Can I take it back when you order the most expensive item on the menu?<br>
And I was on the urge of vomiting<br>
Kobe beef times 2 with bananas foster<br>
Betsy looks at me like you better eat that bitch<br>
Chef Jeff is buying us drinks<br>
And I have to deny him because now I can't see him<br>
I don't know where I am at<br>
We stumble back to our room<br>
There is that point, where you realize that I am done my man<br>
Jeannie deals with Betsy, I am sick<br>
I will lay in the bed of heaven<br>
Betsy has the her cigarettes and the camera around her neck<br>
You ticked me off<br>
You don't like me anymore?<br>
I'll like you tomorrow<br>
You just ripped my underwear and are out of control<br>
I proceed to go to the most beautiful bathroom in the states<br>
And I don't even have to use my muscles<br>
I have an exorcism of the most expensive meal I have ever ate<br>
More babbling from Betsy<br>
Typical Betsy move, "I made myself throw up"<br>
This is the best planned bathroom of all time<br>
6 feet from toilet to wall on a slate floor<br>
Betsy made a bed right there with a Turkish robe<br>
And I fell asleep on that cold stone slate floor and it felt so good<br>
As I was falling asleep I thought to myself . . . <br>
I love John, Misha, Chef Jeff and I love Tom the most<br>
Why? Because he was smart enough to put a twin bed in the water closet<br>
I don't know what we were thinking by drinking so much<br>
I have nicotine and alcohol poisoning . . . I need to dial "0"<br>
We have to do another show for Valhalla<br>
It was the most emotional day of Jeannie's life<br>
Sorry about your underwear dude<br>
I'll get you a Target gift certificate<br>
These were Victoria Secret<br>
Do you know how much stuff I will have to find and sell from Goodwill?<br>
Final installment of Elk Mountain Resort and Valhalla comes your way tomorrow!
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  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 01, 2007</strong></p>
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We've made it into the month of August<br>
You've now crossed into <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="http://www.valhallashootingclub.com/">Valhalla Shooting Club</a><br>
Sure you don't want to bitch about Boulder some more?<br>
I like Boulder, there are just some things I don't<br>
We roll up and there is a guard tower<br>
Was he standing there with a rifle?<br>
No, Mr B<br>
It is a gorgeous view<br>
Flanked by beauty<br>
The guard comes ambling up to the Volvo<br>
Your names ladies?<br>
We give them, remember this<br>
"Do you ladies have any firearms with you?"<br>
No firearms in this Volvo<br>
This wagon is clear<br>
He gives us directions<br>
We roll on up<br>
Elk Mountain Resort is beautiful<br>
The valet pulls it four feet away and parks<br>
The woman on hotels.com just kept complaining about it<br>
She is nuts<br>
Jeannie says the place is like Annie<br>
Everyone stands to greet you as you walk in<br>
Then there was Santa Claus<br>
A dude with a white beard and red suit?<br>
No, he had a uniform and a "I love my job smile"<br>
He's got hot towels on a silver platter<br>
He looks at me and says, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
He looks at Jeannie, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
Shit, the deal is sealed, we are the dykes<br>
Welcome to first class<br>
It took us 9 hours from Boulder<br>
We'll make everything guided for you<br>
What time would you ladies like dinner?<br>
This Mrs. Smith would like to eat before 7:30<br>
Mrs. Smith and I would like to eat in 45 minutes<br>
Santa has an ear piece and a chest mic<br>
He talks into it and poof the bell hop appears<br>
We get to our room and the view is gorgeous<br>
If you don't like it dial "0"<br>
The bed looks like a cloud from heaven<br>
I got Wal-Mart sheets<br>
Jeanie, "We have robes!"<br>
Hers and hers robes would have been nice<br>
So we get dressed for dinner<br>
It was intimidating, we felt like we didn't fit<br>
Then I bust out the gift certificate<br>
We wanted to play it cool<br>
Sure, you want to fit in<br>
They were nicer than your grandma who hasn't see you in three years<br>
Every time you walk in the door the staff stands<br>
Oh, are you ladies here for dinner?<br>
I'll announce you, then he speaks into his lapel, "The Smiths are here for dinner."<br>
You haven't told them yet?<br>
No I was waiting for Jeannie<br>
Who's the man, the big footed one with a bad perm<br>
Are there any other guests at the resort?<br>
Two other men not talking<br>
There were 10 total guests at the resort<br>
We order our dinner and they ask for drinks<br>
My mom always orders the house wine, the cheap stuff<br>
I'll have a Mountain Dew won't go over well<br>
Jeannie hates red wine but follows Betsy's lead<br>
Hi, I'm Chef Jeff, which house wine is best for you?<br>
They start bringing out bread baskets and baked stuff<br>
Chef Jeff is like, "Fuck dude! I worked on that all day and you can't say it."<br>
I look at Jeannie, I can tell she doesn't like it<br>
Been there and done that<br>
Jeannie is woofing it down<br>
I have to eat at least half of it<br>
The two men eating alone are now joined by someone I recognize<br>
The owner that I had seen on The Daily Show<br>
Kris if you kick it up a notch we can do this every weekend<br>
He comes over to the table<br>
Asks what activities we are going to do<br>
ATV's and shooting<br>
We are the only resort in the entire world to have access for ATV's<br>
Jeannie, "I love the outdoors but I can't go up high"<br>
Our ATV's are automatic<br>
They've thought of everything<br>
Yes, everything<br>
On the ride you will come to a place called Top of the World<br>
So high that airplanes will fly below<br>
Then he launches in to the special lights<br>
These are based on the biologic make up of a lobster's eye<br>
They are used to melt the snow to make an ice tunnel<br>
Mr. Foreman continues to talk about the press they have gotten<br>
A book on the NYT Best Sellers list is based at Elk Mountain Resort<br>
He had me sold . . . I wanted to kiss a bear and drive to the top of the world<br>
Why would you think that you couldn't do something?<br>
Tom Foreman makes you believe that you can do anything<br>
Enter the rest of the guests<br>
Three sets of couples that look like my neighbors<br>
Fit soccer moms?<br>
Yes, Kris<br>
I just drove 4 states over to get away from them<br>
Now they are going to spoil my mountain view<br>
Mr. Foreman goes over to the new couples<br>
The super sweet firebox<br>
Then our food comes<br>
Every time there was another opportunity to be put in our place<br>
We were still really awkward<br>
Betsy has a bowl of puss and I get a bowl of noodles<br>
It was couscous Jeannie<br>
Jeannie starts to panic, all I get are these noodles<br>
Campbell's has everything including broth<br>
Then they bring the broth<br>
After that they bring out dinner<br>
The whole thing was terrific<br>
Except that we were both completely terrified<br>
To get over the petrification of being treated so well and Elk Mountain Resort  stay more nights<br>
Kris you are the king of upgrade<br>
So after dinner Santa jumps up<br>
We get our bill after dinner<br>
Betsy goes white<br>
Shut up Jeannie, I'll tell you later<br>
The one thing you can't return is food<br>
What I was freaking out about was that our house wine turned out to be $18 a glass<br>
From their perspective, the lesbians aren't satisfied<br>
Chef Jeff asks if dinner was to their liking<br>
Then Thomas comes over and asks<br>
After that the waitress comes up<br>
Sure, they are trained like the CIA to read unhappiness<br>
What would you ladies like to do?<br>
We would like a jacuzzi?<br>
Our eyes meet and we realize . . . they aren't out to get us . . . they are out to spoil us<br>
Drinking our sangria in the hot tub<br>
The cheap wine was awesome<br>
Betsy took 100 pics of the tops of trees<br>
At the Boulder art fair there was a dude with aspen photos<br>
So we retire to the room and Jeannie puts on a robe<br>
Sliding into the bed of heaven<br>
Mrs. Smith, this is going to be the greatest night of my life<br>
The greatest part of this is that I have no kids to wake me up<br>
Betsy wakes up at 6:01 for coffee and viewing birds that were probably released for my pleasure<br>
Do you know how much this is costing per minute? Get up Jeannie<br>
We decide to take a hike<br>
We start to walk by workers that gardening<br>
When they see you they stop, stand, smile and ask you if you need anything<br>
Landscapers saw us, they froze like deer<br>
When we went by them they commenced working again<br>
Tom has thought of everything<br>
When a crossed eyed man in golf cart tells you "good luck" heed his warning<br>
People are freezing along the trail "I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree"<br>
Maybe the trail was made for someone who came one time<br>
Betsy, they did not release cows into the national forest for you to view<br>
Queue the cattle<br>
Someone left it on the comment card no doubt<br>
Gotta watch out for the feral cows<br>
Jeannie was petrified of them<br>
Now you know why he told you good luck<br>
That guy used to not be cross eyed till a cow incident<br>
We can hear them shrieking and yelling<br>
There they are . . . the soccer moms on the zip line<br>
Whew, my Nike sports bra is twisted<br>
We are on our way back<br>
Jeannie freezes as we stand on 
Have you told anyone that you are not Mrs. Smith?<br>
I see two brown ears rising out of this draining ditch<br>
Out jumps a giant mule deer<br>
Betsy chases it to take it's photo<br>
The lesbians are crazy!<br>
What are the lesbians doing now?<br>
Time for lunch on the patio<br>
We need some cigarettes and an ashtray<br>
"Can I have an ashtray?"<br>
She speaks into her cleavage mic<br>
Around the corner, "I'm on it"<br>
I know it is fun to play spies but this is weird<br>
It was awesome though, instant ashtray<br>
Lesbians are on porch, queue deer<br>
Queue the geese<br>
Then the soccer moms come bouncing back fit and tan<br>
"Where are you guys from?"<br>
Bloomington. "We are going to drive through there."<br>
Their husbands, reserved and uptight<br>
Screw it, this is all about me<br>
I am going to make the soccer moms laugh<br>
She swore that she was thirsty and all the sudden water showed up<br>
"Guess how many kids we have?"<br>
I don't know this is a game?<br>
We have 10 combined?<br>
How many are girls?<br>
One<br>
Then they struck a bad ass soccer mom pose<br>
They brought things like running shoes<br>
Betsy brought Crocs and sandals<br>
Perfect lesbian gear<br>
The soccer moms told us that the ATV's were awesome<br>
We get ready to go and Misha shows up<br>
I have done this ride 500 times and not lost 1 person yet<br>
She takes out these top gun flight suits<br>
I brought you the biggest ones we have<br>
Betsy, "Of course mine won't zip up"<br>
Jeannie, "neither will mine"<br>
Jeannie you rock!<br>
This could be customer service boot camp<br>
Their motto must be "we are not going to tell you no"<br>
They actually import vans from Europe to fit through their gates<br>
Probably because it is more aesthetically pleasing<br>
This is my new motto, "It is all about me"<br>
Betsy gives me the thumbs up and then hits a tree<br>
So we're going up the mountain<br>
Jeannie is flying behind Misha<br>
Betsy is stuck<br>
I look down and my left hand has the brake so tight that I won't move<br>
When you got on the quad the Unitarian in you took over<br>
It was trying to save you<br>
Oh, I'm sorry when was the last time you drove an ATV up a mountain<br>
Betsy is trying to avoid the sticks<br>
"Mam, that is an all terrain vehicle. Run over the sticks."<br>
Hitting trees really hurts<br>
Right before we get to The Top of the World<br>
I look up and it is all Aspens and cattle<br>
Jeannie starts to freak<br>
Get me past that cow so fast<br>
I am getting away from that cow so fast<br>
Kris, we got to the top of mountain<br>
You can see Utah, three mountain ranges at 9000 ft<br>
We both had brown mustaches<br>
It added to the lesbianism<br>
Every time Betsy talks to the staff it is about her husbands and kids<br>
Talk into your chest, the lesbians are not lesbians<br>
These people are awesome<br>
Misha ran a camp for bad ass kids<br>
Like outward bound? Way scarier<br>
Working at Elk Mountain Resort is top of the food chain<br>
You have got to put in your time<br>
John of course is an ex-Navy Seal<br>
He is bad ass<br>
You feel amazingly comfortable and slightly scared<br>
I love men like that. Don't you Jeannie<br>
Sure, he was handsome too<br>
OK, time for this podcast to end<br>
We ended on the ATV's and it was time to drink<br>
Don't hand the truck driver the bottle<br>
Four or five inches of vodka<br>
Kris, we almost drank an entire bottle of vodka<br>
Jeannie is naked in a robe and slippers<br>
We are ripped<br>
You are so awesome . . . No, you are so awesome<br>
I look at clock and it is 9:00 p.m. and we haven't eaten<br>
We dial "0" and they tell us that the dining room is still open for us<br>
We arrive and there are flames to the ceiling<br>
Chef Jeff is making bananas foster<br>
The soccer moms start to speak to us<br>
Betsy with her vodka mouth<br>
"Are we going to be on your webcast?", soccer moms<br>
Jeannie loves it when I get out of control<br>
"We should introduce ourselves"<br>
No that is OK, I already have a name for you, "The bad ass soccer moms"<br>
It could go either way<br>
Then the leader dies laughing<br>
Right, there has to be an Alpha mom in the group<br>
Yes, the one with the longest Escalade, the EXT<br>
So Chef Jeff comes over<br>
Betsy, "A-1 Jeff we're trashed. Can I call you Chef Jeff from now on"<br>
That's not chatting it up that is drunk babble<br>
Chef Jeff really made it<br>
We don't go to gourmet restaurants and have the chef talk to us for 40 minutes<br>
It was entirely phenomenal<br>
Kris, I know we have talked about how I challenged the Russian to a vodka drinking contest<br>
Can I take it back when you order the most expensive item on the menu?<br>
And I was on the urge of vomiting<br>
Kobe beef times 2 with bananas foster<br>
Betsy looks at me like you better eat that bitch<br>
Chef Jeff is buying us drinks<br>
And I have to deny him because now I can't see him<br>
I don't know where I am at<br>
We stumble back to our room<br>
There is that point, where you realize that I am done my man<br>
Jeannie deals with Betsy, I am sick<br>
I will lay in the bed of heaven<br>
Betsy has the her cigarettes and the camera around her neck<br>
You ticked me off<br>
You don't like me anymore?<br>
I'll like you tomorrow<br>
You just ripped my underwear and are out of control<br>
I proceed to go to the most beautiful bathroom in the states<br>
And I don't even have to use my muscles<br>
I have an exorcism of the most expensive meal I have ever ate<br>
More babbling from Betsy<br>
Typical Betsy move, "I made myself throw up"<br>
This is the best planned bathroom of all time<br>
6 feet from toilet to wall on a slate floor<br>
Betsy made a bed right there with a Turkish robe<br>
And I fell asleep on that cold stone slate floor and it felt so good<br>
As I was falling asleep I thought to myself . . . <br>
I love John, Misha, Chef Jeff and I love Tom the most<br>
Why? Because he was smart enough to put a twin bed in the water closet<br>
I don't know what we were thinking by drinking so much<br>
I have nicotine and alcohol poisoning . . . I need to dial "0"<br>
We have to do another show for Valhalla<br>
It was the most emotional day of Jeannie's life<br>
Sorry about your underwear dude<br>
I'll get you a Target gift certificate<br>
These were Victoria Secret<br>
Do you know how much stuff I will have to find and sell from Goodwill?<br>
Final installment of Elk Mountain Resort and Valhalla comes your way tomorrow!
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kobe beef">kobe beef</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kobe beef"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kobe beef.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bananas foster">bananas foster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bananas foster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bananas foster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elk Mountain Resort">Elk Mountain Resort</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elk Mountain Resort"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elk Mountain Resort.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Valhalla Shooting Club">Valhalla Shooting Club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Valhalla Shooting Club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Valhalla Shooting Club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chef Jeff">Chef Jeff</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chef Jeff"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chef Jeff.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bad ass soccer moms">bad ass soccer moms</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bad ass soccer moms"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bad ass soccer moms.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:42:30 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:keywords>kobe beef, bananas foster, Elk Mountain Resort, Valhalla Shooting Club, Chef Jeff</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Thanks to everyone</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/830/Thanks-to-everyone_Croncat-live_Naperville-podcast.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Well, the live show is history and things can go back to normal . . . as normal as they get around here.<br><br>On a serious note, we want to thank everyone, not just those who were able to attend the show last night, but EVERYONE who has listened to the show, listens to the show and has made producing the show so much fun. I'm sure we'd still be cranking these things out if no one were listening but we might not be sharing them. So thank you for lending us your time and ears.<br><br>Video from the show will be coming in the next few days thanks to <a href="http://marusin.com/">Mike Marusin</a> and <a href="http://internetcases.com/">Evan Brown</a>. For now you can listen to the show and see some flickr streams from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/marusin/sets/72157600724779020/">Mike</a> and <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bcbeatty/sets/72157600724463568/">Brian Beatty</a>.<br><br><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1344/758470149_f1f9909af9.jpg"><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncat live">Croncat live</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncat live"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncat live.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville podcast">Naperville podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mike Marusin">Mike Marusin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mike Marusin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mike Marusin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Brian Beatty">Brian Beatty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Brian Beatty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Brian Beatty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Evan Brown">Evan Brown</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Evan Brown"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Evan Brown.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Well, the live show is history and things can go back to normal . . . as normal as they get around here.<br><br>On a serious note, we want to thank everyone, not just those who were able to attend the show last night, but EVERYONE who has listened to the show, listens to the show and has made producing the show so much fun. I'm sure we'd still be cranking these things out if no one were listening but we might not be sharing them. So thank you for lending us your time and ears.<br><br>Video from the show will be coming in the next few days thanks to <a href="http://marusin.com/">Mike Marusin</a> and <a href="http://internetcases.com/">Evan Brown</a>. For now you can listen to the show and see some flickr streams from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/marusin/sets/72157600724779020/">Mike</a> and <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bcbeatty/sets/72157600724463568/">Brian Beatty</a>.<br><br><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1344/758470149_f1f9909af9.jpg"><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncat live">Croncat live</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncat live"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncat live.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville podcast">Naperville podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mike Marusin">Mike Marusin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mike Marusin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mike Marusin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Brian Beatty">Brian Beatty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Brian Beatty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Brian Beatty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Evan Brown">Evan Brown</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Evan Brown"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Evan Brown.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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				<itunes:summary>Well, the live show is history and things can go back to normal . . . as normal as they get around here.On a serious note, we want to thank everyone, not just those who were able to attend the show last night, but EVERYONE who has listened to the show, listens to the show and has made producing the show so much fun. I&#039;m sure we&#039;d still be</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Croncast Live Naperville Jul 09, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/829/Croncast-Live-Naperville-Jul-09-2007_The-Comedy-Shrine_Terry-Horton.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/829/cks-2007-07-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-07-09 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/829/cks-2007-07-09.mp3">Croncast - 2007-07-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #384<br />
  Length: 32:56<br>
  Size: 22.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 06, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/july07-2007-07-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
First of all we need to thank everyone who came out to the show last night! Thanks to everyone who attended and those who become Croncast roadies in the process to help me wrangle gear and toys that littered the stage.<br><br>Turns out that we were both a little nervous and it comes through on the show but it was a ton of fun to do. More practice, more better.<br><br>So for those of you who couldn't make it out we've got today's show for you recorded from The Comedy Shrine. In the very near future, thanks to videographers <a href="http://marusin.com/">Mike Marusin</a> and <a href="http://internetcases.com/">Evan Brown</a> we should have some video to share. For now you can check out these Flikr photos from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/marusin/sets/72157600724779020/">Mike</a> and <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bcbeatty/sets/72157600724463568/">Brian Beatty</a>.<br><br>Special thanks needs to go out to Betsy's dad for helping to make this happen and to Dallas and Rachel Blair for driving out from the East Coast to come and listen to some strangers get down about their suburban platitudes. Time for some show notes.<br><br>
Kris blows the intro but leaves it in because this is what happens nearly every show<br>
Maybe there needs to be less light for you Kris<br>
More basement like and it would work for you<br>
You look warm<br>
I had to get puffy cuffed<br>
You guys get the full on puffy cuff<br>
The intro happens again<br>
Rolls right in to Mike's comment<br>
Betsy takes it to task<br>
What me go out and get a job?<br>
I've have awesome stuff happen<br>
Bring home cockroaches in my purse<br>
Well, if I continued my current line of work<br>
People have been doing it for ever<br>
Sort of like prostitution<br>
I'll buy it as a favor to you<br>
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0487092/usercomments">Teri Horton</a>, Who the Fuck is Jackson Pollack?<br>
It's all about the fucking provenance<br>
People are trying to take advantage of her<br>
They show her sitting around the VFW hanging out<br>
You can hear the live audience<br>
We've been pretty excited<br>
But most you  haven't (listen to hear the tone it is a joke)<br>
We work hard for you<br>
This is show #384<br>
I'm just kidding!<br>
Sure it is passive aggressive but it <br>
We have a lot more fans in the Pacific Northwest and New York, New Jersey areas<br>
Yeah we could have filled two more tables<br>
Betsy put together an outline for the show<br>
Betsy and Jeanie going on the "greatest road trip ever"<br>
Jeanie is all about the free drive<br>
I still can't believe you are going<br>
I've got one with adhd and a toddler who bites<br>
Don't you remember Slowsky?<br>
The Volvo is Slowsky reincarnate<br>
The Valhalla middle class outreach program<br>
Here comes Jeanie<br>
She doesn't look like a truck driver does she?<br>
I can't believe that you didn't carry a gun in your semi<br>
Betsy on a zip line<br>
You are going to die<br>
We've all been honest with you<br>
Jeanie, now you know I am going to put my fat ass on a zip line<br>
Yes, Betsy I will shoot a gun from a Hummer for you<br>
This is our basement . . . nearly<br>
Just shooting targets<br>
Maybe kill a deer remotely<br>
Betsy rationalizes it as thinning the heard<br>
I'll take the kids to hang out at John Elway Dodge <br>
Jeanie was thinking a massage but now it's guns<br>
The only place that I think I could shoot off a machine gun in peace in solutude would be my dads backyard<br>
Need an inexpensive divorce in Illinois or fast bankruptcy?<br>
If so visit <a href="http://www.gshiltslaw.com">www.gshiltslaw.com</a><br>
Thanks to Gary for making the show happen<br>
Jeanie tells the story of her dad finding a body<br>
Attendee off the street A.J. also found a floater at Niagra falls<br>
Betsy gets her dad going about the trips<br>
Gary sets it straight with Sleazers butcher shop<br>
What about the zebra steaks?<br>
Betsy shows off her sweet scores of the week<br>
Her Gucci bowling bag<br>
The fisher price teddy bear<br>
Well what the hell is wrong with a used bathing suit?<br>
That's going to do it for us<br>
Behind the scenes outro

<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Comedy Shrine">The Comedy Shrine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Comedy Shrine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Comedy Shrine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Terry Horton">Terry Horton</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Terry Horton"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Terry Horton.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gary Shilts">Gary Shilts</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gary Shilts"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gary Shilts.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Valhalla vacation">Valhalla vacation</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Valhalla vacation"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Valhalla vacation.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie">Jeanie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/829/cks-2007-07-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-07-09 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/829/cks-2007-07-09.mp3">Croncast - 2007-07-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #384<br />
  Length: 32:56<br>
  Size: 22.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 06, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/july07-2007-07-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
First of all we need to thank everyone who came out to the show last night! Thanks to everyone who attended and those who become Croncast roadies in the process to help me wrangle gear and toys that littered the stage.<br><br>Turns out that we were both a little nervous and it comes through on the show but it was a ton of fun to do. More practice, more better.<br><br>So for those of you who couldn't make it out we've got today's show for you recorded from The Comedy Shrine. In the very near future, thanks to videographers <a href="http://marusin.com/">Mike Marusin</a> and <a href="http://internetcases.com/">Evan Brown</a> we should have some video to share. For now you can check out these Flikr photos from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/marusin/sets/72157600724779020/">Mike</a> and <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bcbeatty/sets/72157600724463568/">Brian Beatty</a>.<br><br>Special thanks needs to go out to Betsy's dad for helping to make this happen and to Dallas and Rachel Blair for driving out from the East Coast to come and listen to some strangers get down about their suburban platitudes. Time for some show notes.<br><br>
Kris blows the intro but leaves it in because this is what happens nearly every show<br>
Maybe there needs to be less light for you Kris<br>
More basement like and it would work for you<br>
You look warm<br>
I had to get puffy cuffed<br>
You guys get the full on puffy cuff<br>
The intro happens again<br>
Rolls right in to Mike's comment<br>
Betsy takes it to task<br>
What me go out and get a job?<br>
I've have awesome stuff happen<br>
Bring home cockroaches in my purse<br>
Well, if I continued my current line of work<br>
People have been doing it for ever<br>
Sort of like prostitution<br>
I'll buy it as a favor to you<br>
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0487092/usercomments">Teri Horton</a>, Who the Fuck is Jackson Pollack?<br>
It's all about the fucking provenance<br>
People are trying to take advantage of her<br>
They show her sitting around the VFW hanging out<br>
You can hear the live audience<br>
We've been pretty excited<br>
But most you  haven't (listen to hear the tone it is a joke)<br>
We work hard for you<br>
This is show #384<br>
I'm just kidding!<br>
Sure it is passive aggressive but it <br>
We have a lot more fans in the Pacific Northwest and New York, New Jersey areas<br>
Yeah we could have filled two more tables<br>
Betsy put together an outline for the show<br>
Betsy and Jeanie going on the "greatest road trip ever"<br>
Jeanie is all about the free drive<br>
I still can't believe you are going<br>
I've got one with adhd and a toddler who bites<br>
Don't you remember Slowsky?<br>
The Volvo is Slowsky reincarnate<br>
The Valhalla middle class outreach program<br>
Here comes Jeanie<br>
She doesn't look like a truck driver does she?<br>
I can't believe that you didn't carry a gun in your semi<br>
Betsy on a zip line<br>
You are going to die<br>
We've all been honest with you<br>
Jeanie, now you know I am going to put my fat ass on a zip line<br>
Yes, Betsy I will shoot a gun from a Hummer for you<br>
This is our basement . . . nearly<br>
Just shooting targets<br>
Maybe kill a deer remotely<br>
Betsy rationalizes it as thinning the heard<br>
I'll take the kids to hang out at John Elway Dodge <br>
Jeanie was thinking a massage but now it's guns<br>
The only place that I think I could shoot off a machine gun in peace in solutude would be my dads backyard<br>
Need an inexpensive divorce in Illinois or fast bankruptcy?<br>
If so visit <a href="http://www.gshiltslaw.com">www.gshiltslaw.com</a><br>
Thanks to Gary for making the show happen<br>
Jeanie tells the story of her dad finding a body<br>
Attendee off the street A.J. also found a floater at Niagra falls<br>
Betsy gets her dad going about the trips<br>
Gary sets it straight with Sleazers butcher shop<br>
What about the zebra steaks?<br>
Betsy shows off her sweet scores of the week<br>
Her Gucci bowling bag<br>
The fisher price teddy bear<br>
Well what the hell is wrong with a used bathing suit?<br>
That's going to do it for us<br>
Behind the scenes outro

<br><br>
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Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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