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      <title>Corian | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Corian. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Corian. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 03, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/894/cks-2007-09-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-09-03 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/894/cks-2007-09-03.mp3">Croncast - 2007-09-03.mp3</a><br>
Show: #405<br />
  Length: 33:11<br>
  Size: 21.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
<strong>Short show notes:</strong>
<br>
Betsy can't handle not mocking me during<br>
How can I now mock you?<br>
Kris had to do the intro 27 times<br>
No way<br>
August melted like a warm pat of butter in the sun straight into September<br>
Celebrating a laborless birthday<br>
I can't handle it<br>
The worst joke that Betsy ever attempted<br>
Wow did that bomb<br>
Been a crazy weekend around here<br>
We're broke<br>
Thankfully we live in Pleasantville<br>
Oh my god the cup is so half empty for you<br>
What else do you want?<br>
The park public bathrooms have Corian<br>
The man tells me he is good at that point<br>
Those games cost money . . . who wants to pet goats?<br>
I wanna go on this ride . . . suck it up<br>
Daddy doesn't make enough money<br>
It's character building Mr. B<br>
The photos like this chicken riding a llama<br>
This chicken sees your soul<br><br>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1305325207/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1379/1305325207_5a298b8d2f.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Chicken on back of Llama" border="0" /></a><br><br>
Maggie was super excited to ride the ponies<br>
The chicken on the llama . . . she never thought of that<br>
The 8 by 8 portable animal corral<br>
Filled with animals<br>
Pigs are doing figure 8's around the llama's feet<br>
It wasn't a petting zoo it was a petting corral<br>
Same thing happened with Elliot at Lake Holiday<br>
The kids get on to the sand pile<br>
The super farmer, Farmer Rollo, comes walking to his truck<br>
Farmers look like retired Floridians they are so tan<br>
Silver hoop earing . . . a pirate farmer<br>
That man is an owner operator<br>
I run this joint, that's my 8 by 8 pen bitch<br>
It was funny when he came sauntering by with blood spurting from his face<br>
He's hustling to his truck<br>
Applying pressure to his face<br>
What's wrong with you?<br>
The pig bit me<br>
The thing about the pigs is they were 10 weeks old<br>
They go vicious<br>
Thought of his probiscus as a teet<br>
He wants the Jaycees contract for next year<br>
Maybe some more horses next year<br>
The animals were all in good shape<br>
Eventually he stops the bleeding<br>
He tried everything he could in his truck<br>
He was trying to be casual about it<br>
One of those things that was interesting to watch<br>
OSHA would have take him to task<br>
That pig should have been at least 12 inches from your face<br>
I won't tell you what they do to the runts<br>
Speaking of death<br>
We watched the Mount Everest thing on NBC<br>
They left the guy behind<br>
Poked him in the eye to make sure he was dead<br>
Next day . . . he's awake and talking to new climbers<br>
Can I talk to you about improv class?<br>
Sure you can lay it out for me<br>
He's a professional extra<br>
The goal is to succeed as a team<br>
Right, they aren't supposed to be laughing at one of you<br>
Betsy, you have to hold it back<br>
Am I sassy? No<br>
Am I hyper? No<br>
Am I a bossy bitch? Yes<br>
You have to stop steam rolling over everyone<br>
You need to remember that you run over people<br>
I am glad you are having someone point this out to you<br>
We are an ensemble and the rest of your life should be that way<br>
I hear people laughing all day in my head
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Show: #405<br />
  Length: 33:11<br>
  Size: 21.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
<strong>Short show notes:</strong>
<br>
Betsy can't handle not mocking me during<br>
How can I now mock you?<br>
Kris had to do the intro 27 times<br>
No way<br>
August melted like a warm pat of butter in the sun straight into September<br>
Celebrating a laborless birthday<br>
I can't handle it<br>
The worst joke that Betsy ever attempted<br>
Wow did that bomb<br>
Been a crazy weekend around here<br>
We're broke<br>
Thankfully we live in Pleasantville<br>
Oh my god the cup is so half empty for you<br>
What else do you want?<br>
The park public bathrooms have Corian<br>
The man tells me he is good at that point<br>
Those games cost money . . . who wants to pet goats?<br>
I wanna go on this ride . . . suck it up<br>
Daddy doesn't make enough money<br>
It's character building Mr. B<br>
The photos like this chicken riding a llama<br>
This chicken sees your soul<br><br>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1305325207/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1379/1305325207_5a298b8d2f.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Chicken on back of Llama" border="0" /></a><br><br>
Maggie was super excited to ride the ponies<br>
The chicken on the llama . . . she never thought of that<br>
The 8 by 8 portable animal corral<br>
Filled with animals<br>
Pigs are doing figure 8's around the llama's feet<br>
It wasn't a petting zoo it was a petting corral<br>
Same thing happened with Elliot at Lake Holiday<br>
The kids get on to the sand pile<br>
The super farmer, Farmer Rollo, comes walking to his truck<br>
Farmers look like retired Floridians they are so tan<br>
Silver hoop earing . . . a pirate farmer<br>
That man is an owner operator<br>
I run this joint, that's my 8 by 8 pen bitch<br>
It was funny when he came sauntering by with blood spurting from his face<br>
He's hustling to his truck<br>
Applying pressure to his face<br>
What's wrong with you?<br>
The pig bit me<br>
The thing about the pigs is they were 10 weeks old<br>
They go vicious<br>
Thought of his probiscus as a teet<br>
He wants the Jaycees contract for next year<br>
Maybe some more horses next year<br>
The animals were all in good shape<br>
Eventually he stops the bleeding<br>
He tried everything he could in his truck<br>
He was trying to be casual about it<br>
One of those things that was interesting to watch<br>
OSHA would have take him to task<br>
That pig should have been at least 12 inches from your face<br>
I won't tell you what they do to the runts<br>
Speaking of death<br>
We watched the Mount Everest thing on NBC<br>
They left the guy behind<br>
Poked him in the eye to make sure he was dead<br>
Next day . . . he's awake and talking to new climbers<br>
Can I talk to you about improv class?<br>
Sure you can lay it out for me<br>
He's a professional extra<br>
The goal is to succeed as a team<br>
Right, they aren't supposed to be laughing at one of you<br>
Betsy, you have to hold it back<br>
Am I sassy? No<br>
Am I hyper? No<br>
Am I a bossy bitch? Yes<br>
You have to stop steam rolling over everyone<br>
You need to remember that you run over people<br>
I am glad you are having someone point this out to you<br>
We are an ensemble and the rest of your life should be that way<br>
I hear people laughing all day in my head
<br><br>
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