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      <title>Costco cake | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Costco cake. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 14, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1153/cks-2007-11-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-14 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1153/cks-2007-11-14.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #433<br />
  Length: 28:35<br>
  Size: 19.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Post birthday wrap up<br>
No I won't read it . . . it is inappropriate<br>
What did you get me for my birthday?<br>
Love<br>
How do I put a photo of that up?<br>
Just a white space<br>
Your gift already expired<br>
It was an interesting birthday<br>
Was it like having a heel ground into your balls<br>
To know that your plasma just bought tickets to a movie and chocolate cake<br>
You came home with this cake<br>
It had one 3 of the 33<br>
I thought about using toothpaste to put the other on<br>
I saw this monster chocolate cake<br>
I have been shaving chocolate since 4 a.m.<br>
Granted, he'll know it's from Costco<br>
"All-American Chocolate Cake"<br>
My Black Keys poster is gone<br>
You blow out the candles<br>
It was like a car tire, not really<br>
My accent is like a cheesegrater on the edge of my words<br>
I chop up the cake<br>
Hand it out<br>
And everyone is like this is a great cake<br>
Elliot stands up straight<br>
"I NEED TO BE EXCUSED"<br>
He starts bouncing off the furniture<br>
My mom look up and her face it bright red<br>
Maggie starts freaking out too<br>
She is yelling about wanting to ride the dog<br>
Yeah, I ate four bites and had to stop<br>
Betsy, I think it is full of caffeine<br>
Loaded chocolate cake<br>
Who wants to do more cake?<br>
I am wired at this point<br>
I didn't have an iris left<br>
Just black eyes from open pupils<br>
I couldn't handle it<br>
You guys were right about the cake<br>
Mom just stands up all the sudden<br>
I gotta go to bed now<br>
Talking a mile a minute<br>
I go to get my phone out of the car<br>
Find some gummy bears<br>
I eat a handful of them<br>
My chest starts thumping<br>
My body tingles all over<br>
Was it going along with the beat of the music?<br>
I have never, ever felt that way in my life<br>
Felt good when you scratched you head though didn't it<br>
You know what will make you feel better?<br>
More cake<br>
That is like saying, I could use more diarrhea<br>
I need to find my worst enemy to share it with<br>
Scientists for chocolate experts look at that cake and tell us why<br>
That cake was pure baked cocaine<br>
I was still thinking about the cake today<br>
Why do I want more cake? It's 8 a.m.<br>
I do not fall into the stimulant category<br>
Thanks to Costco I will no longer eat chocolate cake<br>
You can turn off your emotions like a switch<br>
Kris's phone is blowing up<br>
Birthday wishes at 4 a.m.<br>
I need to invent an apparatus that allows you to smoke while sleep<br>
I'll be a quadrillionaire<br>
Smoking in your sleep is healthy<br>
Human mysters at 2 a.m.<br>
The deer just stood in the front yard<br>
Yeah, your dog will poop and eat it before it hits the ground<br>
Stuffed animals from Goodwill need to be washed, Betsy<br>
No they don't, they just need love
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Show: #433<br />
  Length: 28:35<br>
  Size: 19.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Post birthday wrap up<br>
No I won't read it . . . it is inappropriate<br>
What did you get me for my birthday?<br>
Love<br>
How do I put a photo of that up?<br>
Just a white space<br>
Your gift already expired<br>
It was an interesting birthday<br>
Was it like having a heel ground into your balls<br>
To know that your plasma just bought tickets to a movie and chocolate cake<br>
You came home with this cake<br>
It had one 3 of the 33<br>
I thought about using toothpaste to put the other on<br>
I saw this monster chocolate cake<br>
I have been shaving chocolate since 4 a.m.<br>
Granted, he'll know it's from Costco<br>
"All-American Chocolate Cake"<br>
My Black Keys poster is gone<br>
You blow out the candles<br>
It was like a car tire, not really<br>
My accent is like a cheesegrater on the edge of my words<br>
I chop up the cake<br>
Hand it out<br>
And everyone is like this is a great cake<br>
Elliot stands up straight<br>
"I NEED TO BE EXCUSED"<br>
He starts bouncing off the furniture<br>
My mom look up and her face it bright red<br>
Maggie starts freaking out too<br>
She is yelling about wanting to ride the dog<br>
Yeah, I ate four bites and had to stop<br>
Betsy, I think it is full of caffeine<br>
Loaded chocolate cake<br>
Who wants to do more cake?<br>
I am wired at this point<br>
I didn't have an iris left<br>
Just black eyes from open pupils<br>
I couldn't handle it<br>
You guys were right about the cake<br>
Mom just stands up all the sudden<br>
I gotta go to bed now<br>
Talking a mile a minute<br>
I go to get my phone out of the car<br>
Find some gummy bears<br>
I eat a handful of them<br>
My chest starts thumping<br>
My body tingles all over<br>
Was it going along with the beat of the music?<br>
I have never, ever felt that way in my life<br>
Felt good when you scratched you head though didn't it<br>
You know what will make you feel better?<br>
More cake<br>
That is like saying, I could use more diarrhea<br>
I need to find my worst enemy to share it with<br>
Scientists for chocolate experts look at that cake and tell us why<br>
That cake was pure baked cocaine<br>
I was still thinking about the cake today<br>
Why do I want more cake? It's 8 a.m.<br>
I do not fall into the stimulant category<br>
Thanks to Costco I will no longer eat chocolate cake<br>
You can turn off your emotions like a switch<br>
Kris's phone is blowing up<br>
Birthday wishes at 4 a.m.<br>
I need to invent an apparatus that allows you to smoke while sleep<br>
I'll be a quadrillionaire<br>
Smoking in your sleep is healthy<br>
Human mysters at 2 a.m.<br>
The deer just stood in the front yard<br>
Yeah, your dog will poop and eat it before it hits the ground<br>
Stuffed animals from Goodwill need to be washed, Betsy<br>
No they don't, they just need love
<br><br>
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