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      <title>Deadwood | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Deadwood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

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		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for Deadwood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Deadwood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for Deadwood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 28, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/404/cks-2006-06-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-06-28" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/404/cks-2006-06-28.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-06-28.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #242<br />
  Length: 36:32<br />
  Size: 25.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris June 28, 2006</strong></p>

Betsy says she's depressed over pet urine contamination<br />
It is a multilayered issue<br />
Using the leftover laminate from the basement<br />
Put together by cheap labor in Cambodia<br />
Kris puts out a HBO television reference<br />
Then reminds himself that it is no different Star Trek Next Generation<br />
<a href="http://www.starterupsteve.com/video/Conan-Triumph-Star-Wars.html" target="_blank" id="tico">Video mocking Star Wars fans waiting for Episode III</a><br />
Shout out to <a href="http://resjudicata06.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" id="tico">Dave and Melissa</a><br />
Dave broke his thumb and is prepping for California Bar<br />
Betsy says the bar in CA is really tough<br />
She could walk in to a grocery store and they would give her money back<br />
Betsy speaks to CA living prices<br />
Living with 5 cousins in a 2 bedroom ranch for the same price<br />
Birds don't live birth babies<br />
Talking about the vacation stories<br />
Four hours later, does the story ever end?<br />
What does your brethren think about your pilaging of Goodwill for your profit?<br />
You left the price tag on it bitch. I know what you paid for it.<br />
<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet urine">pet urine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet urine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet urine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Deadwood">Deadwood</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Deadwood"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Deadwood.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Star Trek">Star Trek</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Star Trek"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Star Trek.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Res Judicata">Res Judicata</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Res Judicata"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Res Judicata.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/404/cks-2006-06-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-06-28" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/404/cks-2006-06-28.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-06-28.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #242<br />
  Length: 36:32<br />
  Size: 25.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris June 28, 2006</strong></p>

Betsy says she's depressed over pet urine contamination<br />
It is a multilayered issue<br />
Using the leftover laminate from the basement<br />
Put together by cheap labor in Cambodia<br />
Kris puts out a HBO television reference<br />
Then reminds himself that it is no different Star Trek Next Generation<br />
<a href="http://www.starterupsteve.com/video/Conan-Triumph-Star-Wars.html" target="_blank" id="tico">Video mocking Star Wars fans waiting for Episode III</a><br />
Shout out to <a href="http://resjudicata06.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" id="tico">Dave and Melissa</a><br />
Dave broke his thumb and is prepping for California Bar<br />
Betsy says the bar in CA is really tough<br />
She could walk in to a grocery store and they would give her money back<br />
Betsy speaks to CA living prices<br />
Living with 5 cousins in a 2 bedroom ranch for the same price<br />
Birds don't live birth babies<br />
Talking about the vacation stories<br />
Four hours later, does the story ever end?<br />
What does your brethren think about your pilaging of Goodwill for your profit?<br />
You left the price tag on it bitch. I know what you paid for it.<br />
<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet urine">pet urine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet urine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet urine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Deadwood">Deadwood</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Deadwood"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Deadwood.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Star Trek">Star Trek</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Star Trek"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Star Trek.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Res Judicata">Res Judicata</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Res Judicata"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Res Judicata.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-06-28.mp3
Show: #242
  Length: 36:32
  Size: 25.1 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris June 28, 2006

Betsy says she&#039;s depressed over pet urine contamination
It is a multilayered issue
Using the leftover laminate from the basement
Put together by cheap labor in Cambodia
Kris puts out a HBO television</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Goodwill, pet urine, Deadwood, Star Trek, Res Judicata</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/114/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-7-2006_muffin_dnr.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-07" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-07.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #212<br />
  Length: 38:18<br />
  Size: 26.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p>Gotta run to work.</p>
<p>We address "foreign accent syndrome" or disorder whatever it is<br />
  Speak to some more surgery<br />
  Betsy's household management position<br />
  "Why the hell did you marry him in the first place?"<br />
  Spinning dog blood at 3 a.m.<br />
  Doing a Disney vacation instead of Deadwood<br />
  No heroic measure . . . DNR for dog</p>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/muffin">muffin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/muffin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/muffin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dnr">dnr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dnr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dnr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/marriage">marriage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/marriage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/marriage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/household management">household management</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/household management"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/household management.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/foreign accent syndrome">foreign accent syndrome</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/foreign accent syndrome"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/foreign accent syndrome.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-07" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-07.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #212<br />
  Length: 38:18<br />
  Size: 26.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p>Gotta run to work.</p>
<p>We address "foreign accent syndrome" or disorder whatever it is<br />
  Speak to some more surgery<br />
  Betsy's household management position<br />
  "Why the hell did you marry him in the first place?"<br />
  Spinning dog blood at 3 a.m.<br />
  Doing a Disney vacation instead of Deadwood<br />
  No heroic measure . . . DNR for dog</p>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:16:09 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-04-07.mp3
Show: #212
  Length: 38:18
  Size: 26.3 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006
Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word!
Show Notes
Gotta run to work.
We address &quot;foreign accent syndrome&quot; or disorder whatever it is
  Speak to some more surgery
  Betsy&#039;s household</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>muffin, dnr, marriage, household management, foreign accent syndrome</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 5, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/108/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-5-2006_top-chef_swedish.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Show Notes for #211</strong></p>
<p>Length: 38:14<br />
  Size: 26.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/108/cks-2006-04-05.mp3" id="ticotres">Download Croncast - 2006-04-05.mp3</a><p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662" id="ticotres">Spread the word!</a></p></p>
<p>Betsy and I try to follow up Monday's show and feel the pressure. We talked  about it before the mics went on and well, you'll hear.</p>
<p>It is Wednesday right?<br />
It is top Chef Day on Bravo<br />
Betsy could watch any reality show<br />
A three bean chili to reference top shelf<br />
Lots of Kris coughing<br />
The reality show formula<br />
Good at the game because they are mediocre<br />
Not as terrible as the 17 year old girl<br />
Crabby 50 year old<br />
Kris says porn is reality based<br />
Betsy says, "Don't mess with my handy man fantasy"<br />
Muffin blows a gasket upstairs<br />
Mother-in-law wants to put the dog to sleep<br />
Princess Muffin's doggyness<br />
Doggyy boarding school 3 years ago . . . . $1800!<br />
This damn dog ruining the carpet<br />
She has to eat with the special dog gravy sauce<br />Who the hell whould buy dog gravy<br />
Dog gravy or Garlic Pretzels?<br />
Buying wierd snacks so no one eats them<br />
Placebo diet of "nothing to eat"<br />
No salty fingers here<br />
You have no idea<br />
The sweet, slow developmentally disable check out girl<br />
You don't need cash<br />
Dealers soon to take debit cards<br />
Trying PeaPod<br />
Kris needs to buy his own groceries<br />
Get a better job you can buy real Cheatos<br />
Can stand powder cheese and spaghettios<br />
OkeDoke popcorn<br />
The spaghettio taste and disgusting scent<br />
Swedish spaghetti derivitive prok grease and corn starch<br />
Who wants Betsy's Swedish Spaghetti recipe?<br />
Chicken wings and french fries<br />
Betsy's dream list<br />
How many puffalumps to sell for an extreme body makeover<br />
Armpits that look like asshole<br />
Sweeping up the shavings from the floor<br />
Getting an armlift<br />
Betsy flank steak<br />
Now you know what is really in bologna<br />
Betsy has the plastic surgeons ad floating on the counter for a week<br />
Betsy wants a tummy tuck, arm lift and my fav a breast do up<br />
Why? Had two kids and have lost over 110 lbs<br />
Metamorphic changes that need extreme home make over<br />
10 weeks in bed and $40,000 and what do you get?<br />
Bring on the fourth one<br />
I don't care what they fill them with<br />Look good and soft to my touch<br />
What surgery would Kris get?<br />
Fix my teeth and bore out one of my nostrils<br />
I can put a quarter width wise in my nose hole<br />
Maggie has a weird nose (probly from her real daddy)<br />
Comcast DVR is for bitches it is bad tech<br />
Betsy is now a Big Love fan<br />
Regret not doing the promos for HBO?<br />
Betsy refused to pimped us out for $5.00 (not the real amount)<br />
Is HBO worth it anymore?<br />
Vacation to Deadwood, S.D.<br />
Send your tricks for travleing with kids<br />
Marlin Perkins from Wild Kingdom had it right<br />
Send the kid running, dart them, wrap him in a net, blindfold him and then release him in the wild<br />
Betsy wants to take a small airplane to S.D.<br />
I'm not going camping<br />
North Country - the movie, Betsy gives ending away<br />
Aerosol spray butter</p>

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<p>Betsy and I try to follow up Monday's show and feel the pressure. We talked  about it before the mics went on and well, you'll hear.</p>
<p>It is Wednesday right?<br />
It is top Chef Day on Bravo<br />
Betsy could watch any reality show<br />
A three bean chili to reference top shelf<br />
Lots of Kris coughing<br />
The reality show formula<br />
Good at the game because they are mediocre<br />
Not as terrible as the 17 year old girl<br />
Crabby 50 year old<br />
Kris says porn is reality based<br />
Betsy says, "Don't mess with my handy man fantasy"<br />
Muffin blows a gasket upstairs<br />
Mother-in-law wants to put the dog to sleep<br />
Princess Muffin's doggyness<br />
Doggyy boarding school 3 years ago . . . . $1800!<br />
This damn dog ruining the carpet<br />
She has to eat with the special dog gravy sauce<br />Who the hell whould buy dog gravy<br />
Dog gravy or Garlic Pretzels?<br />
Buying wierd snacks so no one eats them<br />
Placebo diet of "nothing to eat"<br />
No salty fingers here<br />
You have no idea<br />
The sweet, slow developmentally disable check out girl<br />
You don't need cash<br />
Dealers soon to take debit cards<br />
Trying PeaPod<br />
Kris needs to buy his own groceries<br />
Get a better job you can buy real Cheatos<br />
Can stand powder cheese and spaghettios<br />
OkeDoke popcorn<br />
The spaghettio taste and disgusting scent<br />
Swedish spaghetti derivitive prok grease and corn starch<br />
Who wants Betsy's Swedish Spaghetti recipe?<br />
Chicken wings and french fries<br />
Betsy's dream list<br />
How many puffalumps to sell for an extreme body makeover<br />
Armpits that look like asshole<br />
Sweeping up the shavings from the floor<br />
Getting an armlift<br />
Betsy flank steak<br />
Now you know what is really in bologna<br />
Betsy has the plastic surgeons ad floating on the counter for a week<br />
Betsy wants a tummy tuck, arm lift and my fav a breast do up<br />
Why? Had two kids and have lost over 110 lbs<br />
Metamorphic changes that need extreme home make over<br />
10 weeks in bed and $40,000 and what do you get?<br />
Bring on the fourth one<br />
I don't care what they fill them with<br />Look good and soft to my touch<br />
What surgery would Kris get?<br />
Fix my teeth and bore out one of my nostrils<br />
I can put a quarter width wise in my nose hole<br />
Maggie has a weird nose (probly from her real daddy)<br />
Comcast DVR is for bitches it is bad tech<br />
Betsy is now a Big Love fan<br />
Regret not doing the promos for HBO?<br />
Betsy refused to pimped us out for $5.00 (not the real amount)<br />
Is HBO worth it anymore?<br />
Vacation to Deadwood, S.D.<br />
Send your tricks for travleing with kids<br />
Marlin Perkins from Wild Kingdom had it right<br />
Send the kid running, dart them, wrap him in a net, blindfold him and then release him in the wild<br />
Betsy wants to take a small airplane to S.D.<br />
I'm not going camping<br />
North Country - the movie, Betsy gives ending away<br />
Aerosol spray butter</p>

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				<itunes:summary>Show Notes for #211
Length: 38:14
  Size: 26.2 mb
  Format: mp3
Download Croncast - 2006-04-05.mp3Listen with iTunes? Spread the word!
Betsy and I try to follow up Monday&#039;s show and feel the pressure. We talked  about it before the mics went on and well, you&#039;ll hear.
It is Wednesday right?
It is top Chef Day on Bravo
Betsy could</itunes:summary>
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