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      <title>GI Joe | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for GI Joe. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/780/cks-2007-06-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-01 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/780/cks-2007-06-01.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-01.mp3</a><br>
Show: #370<br />
  Length: 31:57<br />
  Size: 21.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
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<br> 
Mr. B it has been a tough week out there in the garage sale trenches<br>
She wouldn't look me in the eye<br>
Hey, you invited me here!<br>
You put up a sign and told me to come to your garage<br>
You don't treat an invited guest like this<br>
I'm going to give you my two dollars, bitch<br>
You're husband gives you money and you do a lot more for him . . . come on<br>
Oh, baby<br>
A moving box full of GI Joe and little boy crap<br>
It's a perfect box for the man<br>
How about $5?<br>
Doesn't look at me and says, "I haven't even gone through that one yet"<br>
Is there gold in the bottom of that box?<br>
I know there isn't some Barbie from the 60's in there<br>
Hold on a second, "Timmy ,Tommy you come sort your crap."<br>
The kids run up the cobble stone driveway<br>
Elliot comes bounding up the driveway<br>
And his white t-shirt is covered snacks, markers and ketchup<br>
It looks like he was rolled in grade school good times<br>
He's excited to see all the toys in the box<br>
Then the boys started making fun of him<br>
It's one thing to make fun of me, but my child<br>
Baby, I am not condoning them making fun of Elliot<br>
Here we, go, this might upset you<br>
They made fun of him because the way he left the house<br>
It's ok for you to do the things you do<br>
But when applied to the kids . . . just make sure they are clean when they leave<br>
The boy's dirty feet<br>
Just get'em clean baby<br>
"Dad I need a toothpick to clean [my toes]"<br>
I understand that you needed to get out of the house<br>
Just clean them up<br>
Mr. B, I have areas of weakness and strengths<br>
And as co-parent it is your duty to step it up or shut up<br>
Our kids are not show prep<br>
If you're gonna take them places just clean them up<br>
Yeah, Kris, you run Daddy salon<br>
They look to you Betsy . . . for hygiene, things like band aids<br>
Those kids were from the mouth of hell . . . definitely not Unitarians<br>
I scored an American Girl Illumaroom<br>
It was $5 day for you<br>
Betsy is going to be making the garage saler year book<br>
If I were a more meticulous entrepreneur<br>
I would save the subdivision maps<br>
The divisions in our personalities<br>
Small town and a little bit city in Kris<br>
If Brad Paisley and Brad Pitt had a baby<br>
Junking and class fighting it out in Betsy<br>
I think that is why so many interesting things happen to us, Kris<br>
I never thought of my small town as out of the norm<br>
Sentimentalism is not cheese Booba<br>
It's just where I grew up<br>
They're survival skills baby<br>
I think we are missing a comfort zone Mr. B<br>
We're just restless<br>
Goes to your workaholism<br>
We need to get comfortable where we are<br>
We can try<br>
Wish me luck, I'm going back out there tomorrow<br>
The broken iPod is up to $70 something bucks<br>
They go on sale when they change the diaper packaging<br>
He was in there<br>
"You gotta do it, Hi"<br>
I did it for you baby<br>
One of our Raising Arizona moments of yore<br>
I'm going to Boulder next week<br>
No you are not starting a business flipping dogs

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Show: #370<br />
  Length: 31:57<br />
  Size: 21.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 01, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br> 
Mr. B it has been a tough week out there in the garage sale trenches<br>
She wouldn't look me in the eye<br>
Hey, you invited me here!<br>
You put up a sign and told me to come to your garage<br>
You don't treat an invited guest like this<br>
I'm going to give you my two dollars, bitch<br>
You're husband gives you money and you do a lot more for him . . . come on<br>
Oh, baby<br>
A moving box full of GI Joe and little boy crap<br>
It's a perfect box for the man<br>
How about $5?<br>
Doesn't look at me and says, "I haven't even gone through that one yet"<br>
Is there gold in the bottom of that box?<br>
I know there isn't some Barbie from the 60's in there<br>
Hold on a second, "Timmy ,Tommy you come sort your crap."<br>
The kids run up the cobble stone driveway<br>
Elliot comes bounding up the driveway<br>
And his white t-shirt is covered snacks, markers and ketchup<br>
It looks like he was rolled in grade school good times<br>
He's excited to see all the toys in the box<br>
Then the boys started making fun of him<br>
It's one thing to make fun of me, but my child<br>
Baby, I am not condoning them making fun of Elliot<br>
Here we, go, this might upset you<br>
They made fun of him because the way he left the house<br>
It's ok for you to do the things you do<br>
But when applied to the kids . . . just make sure they are clean when they leave<br>
The boy's dirty feet<br>
Just get'em clean baby<br>
"Dad I need a toothpick to clean [my toes]"<br>
I understand that you needed to get out of the house<br>
Just clean them up<br>
Mr. B, I have areas of weakness and strengths<br>
And as co-parent it is your duty to step it up or shut up<br>
Our kids are not show prep<br>
If you're gonna take them places just clean them up<br>
Yeah, Kris, you run Daddy salon<br>
They look to you Betsy . . . for hygiene, things like band aids<br>
Those kids were from the mouth of hell . . . definitely not Unitarians<br>
I scored an American Girl Illumaroom<br>
It was $5 day for you<br>
Betsy is going to be making the garage saler year book<br>
If I were a more meticulous entrepreneur<br>
I would save the subdivision maps<br>
The divisions in our personalities<br>
Small town and a little bit city in Kris<br>
If Brad Paisley and Brad Pitt had a baby<br>
Junking and class fighting it out in Betsy<br>
I think that is why so many interesting things happen to us, Kris<br>
I never thought of my small town as out of the norm<br>
Sentimentalism is not cheese Booba<br>
It's just where I grew up<br>
They're survival skills baby<br>
I think we are missing a comfort zone Mr. B<br>
We're just restless<br>
Goes to your workaholism<br>
We need to get comfortable where we are<br>
We can try<br>
Wish me luck, I'm going back out there tomorrow<br>
The broken iPod is up to $70 something bucks<br>
They go on sale when they change the diaper packaging<br>
He was in there<br>
"You gotta do it, Hi"<br>
I did it for you baby<br>
One of our Raising Arizona moments of yore<br>
I'm going to Boulder next week<br>
No you are not starting a business flipping dogs

<br><br>
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