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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 05, 2007

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:48:02 -0600

Croncast - 2007-12-05.mp3
Show: #442
Length: 31:04
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For starters, we're sorry for the late show. We've got a lot going on around here.

And along those lines I will have to get back to show notes later. Sorry for the inconvenience but just keep in mind that the shows make you laugh regardless of what the show notes say.

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Betsy and her husband Kris May 07, 2007

Mon, 07 May 2007 08:28:32 -0500

Croncast - 2007-05-07.mp3
Show: #359
Length: 26:58
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 07, 2007

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Croncast is now Twitterified
Betsy wants to add it to her Resale Queen blog
She's afraid of blogging
Mother's Day is coming
Betsy has her own present lined up
If that doesn't work out she wants time . . . alone
Betsy is leaving the house on Mother's Day weekend
You're the only one for me
Avoiding holidays is our schtick
Maybe it is time for a divorce
The Build a Bear box tagline . . . "Where best friends are made."
That should be the tagline for the Bunny Ranch show on HBO
The Moonlight Bunny Ranch show . . . I can't even watch the preview
Strippers who couldn't jiggle their hips end up on the ranch
They are nasty, women who give boobs a bad name
I am not going to argue with my husband about why prostitutes are valued people
I am glad that you don't like prostitutes Kris
They need the tagline to help tell their story
Currently there is no story other than what you see . . . johns and hos
You're dad has been on Montell and I have met Geraldo, we're holding it down
Betsy has no judgment for the ladies
I want the story
Kris! I'm guessing some rape, beating, some low self-esteem
From hookers to kids
Elliot is cracking us up
Dad you need to be 18 to oder it . . . can you call for me
Aqua dots are made from chemicals, bro. They will kill your sister
Kris says no way to going to help the stray dog
Betsy takes much offense
If it will happen to anyone it will happen to Kris
I schlepped from McMansion to McMansion all weekend
The kids are slowing me down
I tricked you Mr B and got you in the car to garage sale
Yep, I was with you but I didn't get out of the car

We are going to do a live show here in Naperville . . . hopefully in July. We'd like to get about 40 people to come out so we can have the joint for about 2 hours. That means you need to get your friends to come out too. Let us know if you can swing it.

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Spam that makes me laugh

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:11:33 -0500

Last night I got a spam message to one of my palegroove accounts that was way too familiar. I give it a closer read and realize that it is a all stuff from our show notes, blog posts and listener comments.

Who knows, maybe it is a way to promote the show . . . let Russian spam hounds scrape the site and then send it out to millions of people who are just dying to get the next tramadol email.Instead, they get to find out about Geraldo tattoos, Slowsky stories and Goodwill.

This one is just too close to my heart to delete.

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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 09, 2007

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:44:32 -0500

Croncast - 2007-04-09.mp3
Show: #347
Length: 33:23
Size: 22.9mb
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Betsy and her husband Kris April 9, 2007

Kris is back from New York
Betsy starts drawing pictures of my forhead
Elliot, "Do you remember what happened after you had Maggie and you had beans in your arm?"
Lima beans in hosiery
It's April 9th . . . shouldn't the Unitarians be out burning something?
It's that time of year the fertility time
Unitarians have three open arms
The variety is what scares me
I like knowing that I can travel nearly 1000 miles from home
Look out my window and see McDonalds, Starbucks and a Friday's
Beyond the pavement
Town after town after town
Mr B, you're getting to be a worldly dude
I knew I was going to get yelled at
Everyday, I knew it was growing
No there was nothing going on Sunday
I should have left Saturday night
I had a really awesome time
Some people get to see Times Square . . . Croncast style I get to meet Geraldo
The News Corp Walk of fame
Big shout out to Jodi! Thank you so much for the tour. It was great to meet you!
I saw Bill O'reilly people getting Bill O'Reilly-ish
The nameplates, check these out
After the nameplates I come upon the General Lee of broadcasting
Check out the tattoos
They're not prison quality there old school
Right, your grandfather didn't have tattoos?
Not my side of the family, well mine did
So what did they look like?
Bill O'reilly on Anna Nicole's body?
No I'm sure he's going out to get that one later that day
Hey Nike listener's were calling you on the tour if you're down for August
Yeah these tours are cool, not the bus tour style
It's really cool to get these opportunities
Our listeners are really interesting folks
Have to say this . . . the people at Fox were great
Betsy was impressed by Jodi's purse
Coming to Seattle at the beginning of August
Mommy's depressed and daddy is out having fun
We're going to Atlanta in late August also
Let me tell you about my little General Lee
Betsy fills out the adopt-the-doggie-app
"One old lady should take care of another"
That sounds like a lesbian love ad
It doesn't sound like adopt a schnauzer?
The Red Hat Society, no sex . . . movies and chocolate
The doggies adopt out lady is the alpha dog
You're going to force me into buying one from a puppy mill
I need to see your two year old and the dog interact in a cage match
Elliot was a little gentleman
This woman is screening my children

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Pics from my Fox News tour

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 13:30:31 -0500

Again, thanks to long-time listener Jodi who hooked me up with this personal tour today. I had a great time!

There's one shot here specifically for Betsy. Guess which one it is?

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The beard and the stache NYC style

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:36:40 -0500

Many thanks to Jodi for the tour (it was really cool), Mr. Rivera for leaving his office door open and Mike Straka for talking digital shop.

For more photos check this post.

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Geraldo Rivera joins our family

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:12:59 -0500

The newest member to our family arrived last week thanks to a stork named Jodi. She brought us an 11 inch long .02 ounces shiny lamenate Geraldo Rivera promotional photo to be loved and cared for.

Here's a peek at our new joy:

Don't you just want to tug on that stache?

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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 21, 2006

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:45:45 -0500

Croncast - 2006-04-21.mp3

Show: #218
Length: 46:20
Size: 31.8 mb
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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 21, 2006

Sorry for the popping throughout the show. Some part of our recording setup is dying and causing an electrical pop. I should have this sorted out by Monday, hopefully.

Our fabled podcast
Betsy starts off telling a lie
We have good News
A new addition to our family
It will be double matted
Geraldo Rivera joins the Smith family

Jodi hooks Betsy up
Just to touch what he touched
He will bless us while we podcast
Betsy's junk pile is taking over the basement again
Over 100 Dr. Suess books that aren't for your own kids?
Well it ain't for you kid
Scholastic books can't hold a flame to the Dr. Suess flow
Betsy is now going to talk about RSS feeds
Here comes the Kris went to the doctor story
Testicular dissection
The iMac does some pretty stuff
Betsy holds back and says just go
Psychosomatic phantom pain
My first dash of colostrum
For other people I am all about it
Forgetting when and where your appointment is
If you left it up to men to schedule their own vasectomy appointment this procedure wouldn't exist
Old female nurses
Urologist was me and a bunch of women
They weren't there for a vasectomy
Bisected body posters and plastic pieces
"I wasn't looking at the poster."
Battered women posters and brochures
If it happens then I know all about it
Check my pulse
Penile periodicles
Croncast voice for - "No sweatie . . . not today."
Nothing erection causing on the cover
Perks of some things
The drawing of the whole process, you were right Henry
The blow torch near my balls
The entire process of making me sterile
I prefer the euphemisms
Then it all gets worse
This entire subject makes me very nervous
Doc says I may want to store some sperm
My sperm are doing push ups right now in tube repair preparation
We do the quick exam
When do I need to start coming in for a regular exam
I did not have that on my schedule today
Stranger's finger in my anus today? No not today. I'm not prepared for this.
I'm getting fixed like a cat that won't cause anymore trouble for anyone
"Sterilization" bad
Spontaneous reversal odf the procedure
Leave the item
Plastic food . . . people love it
More Swedish spaghetti
No pregnant garage sale partners, they're slow
Thanks to Hilary Burnett

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Betsy and her husband Kris Mar. 27, 2006

Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:46:07 -0600

Croncast - 2006-03-27.mp3

Show: #208
Length: 29:28
Size: 20.2mb
Format: mp3

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Show Notes

Betsy says I gotta listen . . . to her
Marked as important, yet ignored
Kris spent the weekend with the family
We rocked it out at the museum - www.msichicago.org

You get free coffee
Booba likes field museum better
The man considers it his museum
He acts like he owns the place
Mommies are restrictive
My lack of parenting is making him stronger
News from the lips of the babe
We sold the Lincoln!!
It is in better hands
Negotiable on the price
You bet how does $0 sound?
There was no hissy fit
Like a Golden Gloves prize fight with the Lincoln as the grand prize
He was a big guy . . . bigger than me
The buyer had a plan
Here's what is broken
Checking it out around the corner
Dealership auto jerks
Emotionally invested in selling the car
It was a great deal at the first price cut
Conferencing with Betsy
Now Betsy can fill the garage up with crap
Stuff all around the Lincoln . . . no more
eBay - thesmithmall (get your puffalumps)
I'll throw in a lifesize Barbie if you buy it today partner
Scam, scam, scam - thanks Lisa and Joe for the information!!
It sucks to be taken in
Kris tells way too long story about con man experience
Smelling the copy paper
This is a really crappy story Kris
Possibility that he stole our identities
Phone call from cops not cops
Original cheesehead guy and the knock-off cheesehead guy
The postcard mafia
Refresh your postcards for you
Betsy will throw down the Geraldo story on Wednesday
Kris was in suburban newspapers
Spend time with me so I can see the front of your face

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