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      <title>Guerneville | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Guerneville. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 19: San Francisco Part 2, The Meetup</title>
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Show: #494<br />
  Length: 41:59<br>
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<br><br>
We're back for part two of San Francisco<br>
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase<br>
She kissed a diseased baby <br>
Then she kissed me and now I am infected<br>
Other than daddy just do<br>
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation<br>
Her encrusted nostril in photos<br>
I could track back the vector of my illness<br>
Yes, you are the carriers<br>
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"<br>
We rank with NPR shows in the post<br>
How are we different than any other shows?<br>
Funnier<br>
Let the woman talk <br>
No love for this man<br>
I didn't get a party when I was there<br>
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields<br>
What if no one shows up?<br>
People were bound to show up<br>
Four people showed up<br>
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way<br>
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/01_sf.jpg"><br>
The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/02_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/03_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/04_sf.jpg"><br>
<br><br>
David has been listening for a long time<br>
A very long time<br>
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney<br>
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show<br>
Schlomo gave us the space<br>
It was dark, with a kicked over chair<br>
That is HoS<br>
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it<br>
This is where we made the mistake<br>
We started drinking right away, heavily<br>
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink<br>
Mind you she is one third my size<br>
We left the meetup to go dancing<br>
More drinks<br>
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe<br>
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab<br>
Just drunk bitches we were<br>
We gotta get to sleep<br>
We have things to do the next day<br>
We surface at 10 am<br>
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3<br>
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations<br>
Remember Chef Jeff?<br>
Back in my skinny days<br>
Now I'm chubby<br>
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks<br>
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise<br>
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"<br>
A little romantic music for you<br>
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike<br>
So the next day we rent a car<br>
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people<br>
They're like day of the dead zombies<br>
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life<br>
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window<br>
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect<br>
Are we on the road to Guerneville?<br>
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister<br>
A big coin receptacle<br>
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Guerneville">Guerneville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Guerneville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Guerneville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie Bowen">Jeanie Bowen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie Bowen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie Bowen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meetup">meetup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meetup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meetup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-04" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3</a><br>
Show: #494<br />
  Length: 41:59<br>
  Size: 28.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1804/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-04.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
We're back for part two of San Francisco<br>
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase<br>
She kissed a diseased baby <br>
Then she kissed me and now I am infected<br>
Other than daddy just do<br>
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation<br>
Her encrusted nostril in photos<br>
I could track back the vector of my illness<br>
Yes, you are the carriers<br>
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"<br>
We rank with NPR shows in the post<br>
How are we different than any other shows?<br>
Funnier<br>
Let the woman talk <br>
No love for this man<br>
I didn't get a party when I was there<br>
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields<br>
What if no one shows up?<br>
People were bound to show up<br>
Four people showed up<br>
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way<br>
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/01_sf.jpg"><br>
The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/02_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/03_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/04_sf.jpg"><br>
<br><br>
David has been listening for a long time<br>
A very long time<br>
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney<br>
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show<br>
Schlomo gave us the space<br>
It was dark, with a kicked over chair<br>
That is HoS<br>
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it<br>
This is where we made the mistake<br>
We started drinking right away, heavily<br>
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink<br>
Mind you she is one third my size<br>
We left the meetup to go dancing<br>
More drinks<br>
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe<br>
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab<br>
Just drunk bitches we were<br>
We gotta get to sleep<br>
We have things to do the next day<br>
We surface at 10 am<br>
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3<br>
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations<br>
Remember Chef Jeff?<br>
Back in my skinny days<br>
Now I'm chubby<br>
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks<br>
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise<br>
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"<br>
A little romantic music for you<br>
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike<br>
So the next day we rent a car<br>
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people<br>
They're like day of the dead zombies<br>
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life<br>
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window<br>
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect<br>
Are we on the road to Guerneville?<br>
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister<br>
A big coin receptacle<br>
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Guerneville">Guerneville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Guerneville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Guerneville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie Bowen">Jeanie Bowen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie Bowen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie Bowen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meetup">meetup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meetup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meetup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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Show: #494
  Length: 41:59
  Size: 28.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

We&#039;re back for part two of San Francisco
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase
She kissed a diseased baby 
Then she kissed me and now I am infected
Other than daddy just do
I can blame it</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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