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      <title>IKEA table | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for IKEA table. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/787/cks-2007-06-08.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-08 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/787/cks-2007-06-08.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-08.mp3</a><br>
Show: #373<br />
  Length: 33:33<br />
  Size: 23.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th<br>
That's your big intro?<br>
Well, let me tell my big story Mr. B<br>
I hope it is good after your last scripted one<br>
I could have coached you through that reading<br>
I would be real fan of this<br>
What Kris boobs with ankles?<br>
Fake boobs that look natural<br>
Betsy, "What's the point of that?"<br>
Hey, Kris a Mercedes that looks like a Ford<br>
Maybe fake that look real isn't a good thing<br>
IRS and the accountant give Betsy a ring<br>
I'm trying to function only in the present<br>
Sitting there eating fish sticks with Grandma and the phone rings<br>
It's good, they are trying to take care of us<br>
Now I've got to talk to someone<br>
And your fish sticks are going to get cold<br>
Good thing you were putting kids to bed so you couldn't hear the shit I was talking about you<br>
IRS to Betsy, "This is quite a significant liability you have here."<br>
Betsy, "Yes, yes."<br>
IRS, "Can you tell me how you came upon having such a large liability? Is there something going on in your life?"<br>
Betsy, "My husband is a retard. I told him to save money, mam. Also, I am sure that you can see that flag from before. I can't go out of the country."<br>
IRS, "There goes that trip to Italy."<br>
Betsy, "Doesn't matter, he spent all the money anyway."<br>
The approach they take per month<br>
Where do you cut from your budget to pay the IRS?<br>
How do I figure out what is below Aldi's?<br>
Dumpster diving for orange juice<br>
Then I accidentally hung up on the IRS<br>
Our luck with the IRS hasn't been so good<br>
Are you crazy?<br>
The IRS has really good to us<br>
Don't know on this table, there isn't a drop of wood in it<br>
It is from IKEA<br>
This is the recycled sweat of Indian children<br>
I'd have to write it on the underwear you are currently wearing<br>
What was her dying act . . . she asked for her husbands underpants and a sharpie<br>
The IRS agent calls back<br>
I'm never going to hear the end of this<br>
I'm working on the windfall<br>
The live show wasn't supposed to be a windfall<br>
I'm supposed to get discovered Mr. B<br>
All we I care about is covering the venue<br>
It's about having fun and hanging out with listeners<br>
Betsy breaks down Kris's Tuesday/Wednesday travel day<br>
Much funnier than his interpretation of it<br>
You are sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher<br>
Barb hires a cleaning company<br>
And they show up unannounced for an assessment<br>
The morning after spaghetti night is a mess<br>
Whatever the dogs didn't eat is left over<br>
Mom walks in everyday at 4<br>
I clean the house everyday, she is my mother<br>
It looks like we have 47 foster children and I think little deaf dog has been peeing on carpet<br>
We're bad suburbanites
<br><br>
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Show: #373<br />
  Length: 33:33<br />
  Size: 23.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 08, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
July 8th, live show, must get 20 peeps in seats by June 15th<br>
That's your big intro?<br>
Well, let me tell my big story Mr. B<br>
I hope it is good after your last scripted one<br>
I could have coached you through that reading<br>
I would be real fan of this<br>
What Kris boobs with ankles?<br>
Fake boobs that look natural<br>
Betsy, "What's the point of that?"<br>
Hey, Kris a Mercedes that looks like a Ford<br>
Maybe fake that look real isn't a good thing<br>
IRS and the accountant give Betsy a ring<br>
I'm trying to function only in the present<br>
Sitting there eating fish sticks with Grandma and the phone rings<br>
It's good, they are trying to take care of us<br>
Now I've got to talk to someone<br>
And your fish sticks are going to get cold<br>
Good thing you were putting kids to bed so you couldn't hear the shit I was talking about you<br>
IRS to Betsy, "This is quite a significant liability you have here."<br>
Betsy, "Yes, yes."<br>
IRS, "Can you tell me how you came upon having such a large liability? Is there something going on in your life?"<br>
Betsy, "My husband is a retard. I told him to save money, mam. Also, I am sure that you can see that flag from before. I can't go out of the country."<br>
IRS, "There goes that trip to Italy."<br>
Betsy, "Doesn't matter, he spent all the money anyway."<br>
The approach they take per month<br>
Where do you cut from your budget to pay the IRS?<br>
How do I figure out what is below Aldi's?<br>
Dumpster diving for orange juice<br>
Then I accidentally hung up on the IRS<br>
Our luck with the IRS hasn't been so good<br>
Are you crazy?<br>
The IRS has really good to us<br>
Don't know on this table, there isn't a drop of wood in it<br>
It is from IKEA<br>
This is the recycled sweat of Indian children<br>
I'd have to write it on the underwear you are currently wearing<br>
What was her dying act . . . she asked for her husbands underpants and a sharpie<br>
The IRS agent calls back<br>
I'm never going to hear the end of this<br>
I'm working on the windfall<br>
The live show wasn't supposed to be a windfall<br>
I'm supposed to get discovered Mr. B<br>
All we I care about is covering the venue<br>
It's about having fun and hanging out with listeners<br>
Betsy breaks down Kris's Tuesday/Wednesday travel day<br>
Much funnier than his interpretation of it<br>
You are sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher<br>
Barb hires a cleaning company<br>
And they show up unannounced for an assessment<br>
The morning after spaghetti night is a mess<br>
Whatever the dogs didn't eat is left over<br>
Mom walks in everyday at 4<br>
I clean the house everyday, she is my mother<br>
It looks like we have 47 foster children and I think little deaf dog has been peeing on carpet<br>
We're bad suburbanites
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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