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      <title>Jason Calacanis | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 14, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/961/cks-2007-09-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-09-14 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/961/cks-2007-09-14.mp3">Croncast - 2007-09-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #410<br />
  Length: 34:42<br>
  Size: 23.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 14, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Early insert for TFF - Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Go out and tell a friend about Croncast<br>
We now have a way for you to even tell strangers<br>
STICKERS! They'll be here on Tuesday<br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
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<br><br>
Now to the show notes<br>
Trescadecaphobes yesterday was the day<br>
Today it is safe it is the 14th<br>
It was a good 13th for me<br>
You are on a nerd high Mr. B . . . I'm gonna let you roll<br>
Yeah, I am stoked<br>
I saw in Google Reader that <a href="http://www.techcrunch40.com">TechCrunch 40</a> had 5 press/blogger passes available<br>
Sent <a href="http://www.calacanis.com/">Jason Calacanis</a> a message<br>
Hour and a half later I was good to go<br>
So thanks to Jason  . . . I am really looking forward to the event<br>
I'll crank out some podcasts<br>
Thanks to <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick</a> and Robin for putting me up next week<br>
I'll get to see the solar panels<br>
We should buy carbon credits from them<br>
It's good to be all in Mr B<br>
Like I said, you've got to strike while the iron is hot<br>
Can I now tell my story, Kris<br>
I had a creepy thing happen to me last night<br>
I gotta thank people<br>
I don't tell people thank you enough<br>
You don't<br>
I know baby<br>
I had the best lesson taught to me by my uncle<br>
He sent me a thank you note<br>
Then on the back it said, "This is what a thank you not looks like."<br>
He told you!<br>
Betsy's problem is she buys them and writes them but just doesn't follow through<br>
The only person that always gets them in neighbor . . . I can walk them over<br>
So what happened on your dark night<br>
Yeah, your creepy story . . . sorry that I asked<br>
Get off the stage bitch<br>
I don't have to work with anyone<br>
I reallize that I left my purse in the bar<br>
The drunk bouncer stops me and cuts me off<br>
He's a drunk frat boy<br>
Where them diet chocolate shakes at<br>
He gets all up in my face<br>
Sucking in my oxygen, that close<br>
Listen, I am as old as dirt<br>
We get into this battle of the wits<br>
My she is fabulous . . . she is so witty<br>
Do you know what he did?<br>
Started crying<br>
No, he kissed me<br>
Silence<br>
The most disgusting moment of my life<br>
I know you stepped back into his personal space<br>
So he kissed you . . . where?<br>
My lips<br>
I was shocked<br>
I can't believe you are telling me now, not last night<br>
You didn't seem to mention it<br>
Yeah, I'm running away with the bouncer<br>
Takes a certain type of dude to handle a lady like you<br>
Don't take that personally<br>
Your behavior can be interpreted different ways<br>
I did not invade this man's space<br>
Think of the sweet alley action he gets<br>
I gotta tell you not a big fan of improv night or Bar Louie<br>
I didn't expect to hear this<br>
No, I don't find it alright to deal with<br>
The most competent individual you can hire for $6<br>
The score is 1 me, you 0<br>
The reason that I have an issue with it is that I would have rumbled<br>
I would have hit him<br>
Really?<br>
Notice how I said I would have hit him, not kicked his ass<br>
Oh, Mr. B<br>
Improv class might not be my thing<br>
Betsy tells us all about improv<br>
You are milking that imaginary cow all wrong<br>
Oh, no, no . . . I was in FFA I know how to milk a cow city man
<br><br>
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Show: #410<br />
  Length: 34:42<br>
  Size: 23.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 14, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Early insert for TFF - Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Go out and tell a friend about Croncast<br>
We now have a way for you to even tell strangers<br>
STICKERS! They'll be here on Tuesday<br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br>
Now to the show notes<br>
Trescadecaphobes yesterday was the day<br>
Today it is safe it is the 14th<br>
It was a good 13th for me<br>
You are on a nerd high Mr. B . . . I'm gonna let you roll<br>
Yeah, I am stoked<br>
I saw in Google Reader that <a href="http://www.techcrunch40.com">TechCrunch 40</a> had 5 press/blogger passes available<br>
Sent <a href="http://www.calacanis.com/">Jason Calacanis</a> a message<br>
Hour and a half later I was good to go<br>
So thanks to Jason  . . . I am really looking forward to the event<br>
I'll crank out some podcasts<br>
Thanks to <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick</a> and Robin for putting me up next week<br>
I'll get to see the solar panels<br>
We should buy carbon credits from them<br>
It's good to be all in Mr B<br>
Like I said, you've got to strike while the iron is hot<br>
Can I now tell my story, Kris<br>
I had a creepy thing happen to me last night<br>
I gotta thank people<br>
I don't tell people thank you enough<br>
You don't<br>
I know baby<br>
I had the best lesson taught to me by my uncle<br>
He sent me a thank you note<br>
Then on the back it said, "This is what a thank you not looks like."<br>
He told you!<br>
Betsy's problem is she buys them and writes them but just doesn't follow through<br>
The only person that always gets them in neighbor . . . I can walk them over<br>
So what happened on your dark night<br>
Yeah, your creepy story . . . sorry that I asked<br>
Get off the stage bitch<br>
I don't have to work with anyone<br>
I reallize that I left my purse in the bar<br>
The drunk bouncer stops me and cuts me off<br>
He's a drunk frat boy<br>
Where them diet chocolate shakes at<br>
He gets all up in my face<br>
Sucking in my oxygen, that close<br>
Listen, I am as old as dirt<br>
We get into this battle of the wits<br>
My she is fabulous . . . she is so witty<br>
Do you know what he did?<br>
Started crying<br>
No, he kissed me<br>
Silence<br>
The most disgusting moment of my life<br>
I know you stepped back into his personal space<br>
So he kissed you . . . where?<br>
My lips<br>
I was shocked<br>
I can't believe you are telling me now, not last night<br>
You didn't seem to mention it<br>
Yeah, I'm running away with the bouncer<br>
Takes a certain type of dude to handle a lady like you<br>
Don't take that personally<br>
Your behavior can be interpreted different ways<br>
I did not invade this man's space<br>
Think of the sweet alley action he gets<br>
I gotta tell you not a big fan of improv night or Bar Louie<br>
I didn't expect to hear this<br>
No, I don't find it alright to deal with<br>
The most competent individual you can hire for $6<br>
The score is 1 me, you 0<br>
The reason that I have an issue with it is that I would have rumbled<br>
I would have hit him<br>
Really?<br>
Notice how I said I would have hit him, not kicked his ass<br>
Oh, Mr. B<br>
Improv class might not be my thing<br>
Betsy tells us all about improv<br>
You are milking that imaginary cow all wrong<br>
Oh, no, no . . . I was in FFA I know how to milk a cow city man
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/27022/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&utm_medium=badge&utm_content=bestpodcast" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/images/bca_badges/bca_badge_bestpodcast.gif" border="0" alt="My site was nominated for Best Podcast!"></a>
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