Jeanie | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Jeanie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for Jeanie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for Jeanie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg Jeanie | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Jeanie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1880/Season-20-Ep-25:-The-Audition-Whats-Next-Life-in-the-Can_iPhone_Life-in-the-Can.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-06-18 Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3
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Last time I have to listen to this!
You know you like my voice, Baby
I am surprised you are not crying
It's like a Hallmark Holiday
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows
Back in the day with the old gear
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?
Not really
Transitioning into something new
The new show is "Life in the Can"
You can get the new shows at www.lifeinthecan.com
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008
We're excited about the new show
It would be rad if you and I could work together
Getting paid to do the shows would be great
I went to Jeanie's house last night
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door
No crumpled up High Life cans
The Eden like backdrop
Deer walked right up
She had deer prints on her roof
Training ground Santa's deer
Getting them presents for the house
Populating her yard with beasts
Show up and build an Arc too
Betsy "Noah" Smith
I get wait to Zeus out there
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story
The Improv dinner theater audition
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris
What?
Where the auditions were being held
Ok
Where was it?
At Culver's
Oh, Baby
Did you get a milkshake afterward?
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant
It proves you want it
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it
I'm proud of you
Most people wouldn't have gone
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?
Listening to open mic night stories
We have no context for this
How did it make you feel?
Maybe she is a biker
Going out on a high note
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive
That would be funny
No it's not
Thanks for listening to everyone
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you
We've had a great time doing the show
The new show is, Life in the Can - www.lifeinthecan.com
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus
Thank you for letting us entertain you.

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Last time I have to listen to this!
You know you like my voice, Baby
I am surprised you are not crying
It's like a Hallmark Holiday
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows
Back in the day with the old gear
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?
Not really
Transitioning into something new
The new show is "Life in the Can"
You can get the new shows at www.lifeinthecan.com
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008
We're excited about the new show
It would be rad if you and I could work together
Getting paid to do the shows would be great
I went to Jeanie's house last night
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door
No crumpled up High Life cans
The Eden like backdrop
Deer walked right up
She had deer prints on her roof
Training ground Santa's deer
Getting them presents for the house
Populating her yard with beasts
Show up and build an Arc too
Betsy "Noah" Smith
I get wait to Zeus out there
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story
The Improv dinner theater audition
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris
What?
Where the auditions were being held
Ok
Where was it?
At Culver's
Oh, Baby
Did you get a milkshake afterward?
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant
It proves you want it
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it
I'm proud of you
Most people wouldn't have gone
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?
Listening to open mic night stories
We have no context for this
How did it make you feel?
Maybe she is a biker
Going out on a high note
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive
That would be funny
No it's not
Thanks for listening to everyone
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you
We've had a great time doing the show
The new show is, Life in the Can - www.lifeinthecan.com
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus
Thank you for letting us entertain you.

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Tags: iPhone Life in the Can LitC High Life Hallmark Holliday ]]> Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:03:55 -0500 29:13 tag:croncast.com,1880 Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3 Show: #500 Length: 29:13 Size: 20.1mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Last time I have to listen to this! You know you like my voice, Baby I am surprised you are not crying It's like a Hallmark Holiday I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows Back in the day with no iPhone, Life in the Can, LitC, High Life, Hallmark Holliday Season 20 Ep 19: San Francisco Part 2, The Meetup http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1804/Season-20-Ep-19:-San-Francisco-Part-2-The-Meetup_San-Francisco_Guerneville.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-06-04 Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3
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We're back for part two of San Francisco
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase
She kissed a diseased baby
Then she kissed me and now I am infected
Other than daddy just do
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation
Her encrusted nostril in photos
I could track back the vector of my illness
Yes, you are the carriers
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"
We rank with NPR shows in the post
How are we different than any other shows?
Funnier
Let the woman talk
No love for this man
I didn't get a party when I was there
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields
What if no one shows up?
People were bound to show up
Four people showed up
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine


The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie








David has been listening for a long time
A very long time
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show
Schlomo gave us the space
It was dark, with a kicked over chair
That is HoS
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it
This is where we made the mistake
We started drinking right away, heavily
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink
Mind you she is one third my size
We left the meetup to go dancing
More drinks
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab
Just drunk bitches we were
We gotta get to sleep
We have things to do the next day
We surface at 10 am
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations
Remember Chef Jeff?
Back in my skinny days
Now I'm chubby
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"
A little romantic music for you
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike
So the next day we rent a car
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people
They're like day of the dead zombies
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect
Are we on the road to Guerneville?
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister
A big coin receptacle
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"

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We're back for part two of San Francisco
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase
She kissed a diseased baby
Then she kissed me and now I am infected
Other than daddy just do
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation
Her encrusted nostril in photos
I could track back the vector of my illness
Yes, you are the carriers
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"
We rank with NPR shows in the post
How are we different than any other shows?
Funnier
Let the woman talk
No love for this man
I didn't get a party when I was there
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields
What if no one shows up?
People were bound to show up
Four people showed up
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine


The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie








David has been listening for a long time
A very long time
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show
Schlomo gave us the space
It was dark, with a kicked over chair
That is HoS
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it
This is where we made the mistake
We started drinking right away, heavily
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink
Mind you she is one third my size
We left the meetup to go dancing
More drinks
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab
Just drunk bitches we were
We gotta get to sleep
We have things to do the next day
We surface at 10 am
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations
Remember Chef Jeff?
Back in my skinny days
Now I'm chubby
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"
A little romantic music for you
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike
So the next day we rent a car
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people
They're like day of the dead zombies
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect
Are we on the road to Guerneville?
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister
A big coin receptacle
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"

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Tags: San Francisco Guerneville Betsy Smith Jeanie Bowen meetup ]]> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:25:08 -0500 41:59 tag:croncast.com,1804 Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3 Show: #494 Length: 41:59 Size: 28.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We're back for part two of San Francisco The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase She kissed a diseased baby Then she kissed me and now I am infected Other than daddy just do I can blame it no San Francisco, Guerneville, Betsy Smith, Jeanie Bowen, meetup Season 20 Ep 18: You know, you don't have to call her your friend anymore. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1789/Season-20-Ep-18:-You-know-you-dont-have-to-call-her-your-friend-anymore_San-Francisco_Tea-House.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-28 Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3
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Size: 19.5 mb
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Good grief we are back
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick
She's checking me out
Of course she is
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"
"I'm here with my friend."
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."
The spandex blend is alive and well
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa
The smell of Dubuque jumps off
The hills and the highway
I drive better than those taxi drivers
Don't look forward
You check carry on bags?
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders
The vacation schedule
The romantic cruise
We just wanted crab
The Russians followed me from Goodwill
Our waiter wanted to argue
Today, today it is my first day
Crab comes with nothing?
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad
Dungeness crab is a mud spider
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese
We end up at a tea shop in China town
White hippie chick running it
In sweeps hippie number one
She's totally a trust fund baby
Character after character after character
You can make tea from anything
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?
Mr B, this is my town though
I knew it once I stepped off the plane

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Good grief we are back
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick
She's checking me out
Of course she is
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"
"I'm here with my friend."
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."
The spandex blend is alive and well
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa
The smell of Dubuque jumps off
The hills and the highway
I drive better than those taxi drivers
Don't look forward
You check carry on bags?
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders
The vacation schedule
The romantic cruise
We just wanted crab
The Russians followed me from Goodwill
Our waiter wanted to argue
Today, today it is my first day
Crab comes with nothing?
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad
Dungeness crab is a mud spider
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese
We end up at a tea shop in China town
White hippie chick running it
In sweeps hippie number one
She's totally a trust fund baby
Character after character after character
You can make tea from anything
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?
Mr B, this is my town though
I knew it once I stepped off the plane

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Tags: San Francisco Tea House dungeness crab wrangler pants ]]> Wed, 28 May 2008 12:43:20 -0500 28:21 tag:croncast.com,1789 Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3 Show: #493 Length: 28:21 Size: 19.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Good grief we are back Thanks to Betsy for showing back up You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick She's checking me out Of course she no San Francisco, Tea House, dungeness crab, wrangler pants, Back for the Wednesday Show http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1788/Back-for-the-Wednesday-Show_Betsy-Smith_Jeanie-Bowen.php Blog
So, now that Betsy's back after a week long west coast tour with Jeanie and her jet lag is wearing off, we'll be back on schedule with MWF till the well runs dry.

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So, now that Betsy's back after a week long west coast tour with Jeanie and her jet lag is wearing off, we'll be back on schedule with MWF till the well runs dry.

Tags: Betsy Smith Jeanie Bowen Croncast New Show ]]> Tue, 27 May 2008 08:13:23 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1788 We'll be back for tomorrow's show and the rest of the final 8 Croncasts in a row without interruption. Eight more, that's it! We've got some changes coming with the new show and are eager to get to. So, now that Betsy's back after a week long west coast tour with Jeanie and her jet lag is wearing off, we'll be back no Betsy Smith, Jeanie Bowen, Croncast, New Show, fill it up http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1768/fill-it-up_heading_photos.php Blog fill it up

i had to get some gas and kill some time on my way to pick up betsy and jeanie. so, i decided to stop downtown and take some photos before heading off to the airport. this set is a result of the shots that turned out.



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i had to get some gas and kill some time on my way to pick up betsy and jeanie. so, i decided to stop downtown and take some photos before heading off to the airport. this set is a result of the shots that turned out.



Tags: heading photos airport result turned ]]> Sun, 25 May 2008 14:56:13 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1768 i had to get some gas and kill some time on my way to pick up betsy and jeanie. so, i decided to stop downtown and take some photos before heading off to the airport. this set is a result of the shots that turned out. no heading, photos, airport, result, turned day 3 without my lady - via twitter http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1758/-day-3-without-my-lady---via-twitter_i-luv-betsy_i-need-u.php Blog



Tags: i luv betsy i need u ]]>



Tags: i luv betsy i need u ]]> Thu, 22 May 2008 23:10:12 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1758 yes, she's having fun with jeanie in sf, but i miss my baby. see you sunday mrs. smith. xoxoxo no i luv betsy, i need u, , , Season 20 Ep 17: The Mc Mansion Haul, Rottlador, Schnorgie http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1756/Season-20-Ep-17:-The-Mc-Mansion-Haul-Rottlador-Schnorgie_Mc-Mansion_schnorgie.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-19 Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3
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Length: 17.5
Size: 25:32 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Short show notes
Sorry for the no show on Friday
Betsy scores at a Mc Mansion
Well, I'm not sure the lamp above is a score, but . . .
Gucci the schnorgie (Schnauzer and Corgi cross)
Betsy and Jeanie in San Francisco starting tomorrow
Hang with them on Wednesday, see the link about for House of Shields get together

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Short show notes
Sorry for the no show on Friday
Betsy scores at a Mc Mansion
Well, I'm not sure the lamp above is a score, but . . .
Gucci the schnorgie (Schnauzer and Corgi cross)
Betsy and Jeanie in San Francisco starting tomorrow
Hang with them on Wednesday, see the link about for House of Shields get together

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Tags: Mc Mansion schnorgie rottlador san francisco ]]> Mon, 19 May 2008 15:16:40 -0500 25:32 tag:croncast.com,1756 Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3 Show: #492 Length: 17.5 Size: 25:32 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short show notes Sorry for the no no Mc Mansion, schnorgie, rottlador, san francisco, Season 20 Ep 16: Sellers Hate Hoarders, not the Game, Golf Stance http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1731/Season-20-Ep-16:-Sellers-Hate-Hoarders-not-the-Game-Golf-Stance_silly-putty_classified-ads.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-14 Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3
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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith
That is your new name
You're like silly putty
Let me see your palm
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?
Nope
Did I sleep on a floor for you?
Mr B I am going to kick your ass
I don't want to hit golf balls
Then I win by default
You are very competitive
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls
I thought it would be like a coffee machine
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle
The second of the idiots is now here
They should put up a sign
There was a sign I am sure
Based on how you played it should be bright pink
You are so full of crap
I couldn't put my arms around you
Resting in your schwetty palms
A boy at the disco
You missed the ball completely
Then I got it dialed in
I was the winner no doubt
The driving range isn't on my to do list
If you had one we would have been doing the next
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet
The divets on my head were too much
I won't make you sleep on the floor
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith
This is my super bowl weekend
Where is the sale this weekend?
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once
They have a consortium of sub divisions?
Yes
Betsy now reads the classifieds
Leaving your boxes on the driveway
Somebody is going to steal them
UPS picked them up
Are you sure?
What are the rules?
You show up first and the item is your's
They might share a bag Gardetto's
You have done this to her
Bird Lady I am going to get you
I am going to walk around with

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Length: 19.7
Size: 28:40 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith
That is your new name
You're like silly putty
Let me see your palm
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?
Nope
Did I sleep on a floor for you?
Mr B I am going to kick your ass
I don't want to hit golf balls
Then I win by default
You are very competitive
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls
I thought it would be like a coffee machine
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle
The second of the idiots is now here
They should put up a sign
There was a sign I am sure
Based on how you played it should be bright pink
You are so full of crap
I couldn't put my arms around you
Resting in your schwetty palms
A boy at the disco
You missed the ball completely
Then I got it dialed in
I was the winner no doubt
The driving range isn't on my to do list
If you had one we would have been doing the next
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet
The divets on my head were too much
I won't make you sleep on the floor
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith
This is my super bowl weekend
Where is the sale this weekend?
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once
They have a consortium of sub divisions?
Yes
Betsy now reads the classifieds
Leaving your boxes on the driveway
Somebody is going to steal them
UPS picked them up
Are you sure?
What are the rules?
You show up first and the item is your's
They might share a bag Gardetto's
You have done this to her
Bird Lady I am going to get you
I am going to walk around with

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Tags: silly putty classified ads sub division consortium ]]> Wed, 14 May 2008 07:20:58 -0500 28:40 tag:croncast.com,1731 Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3 Show: #491 Length: 19.7 Size: 28:40 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy "Classified Ads" no silly putty, classified ads, sub division, consortium, Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1730/Season-20-Ep-15:-Dumpster-Golf-Penny-Drop-Fancy-Hood_Titleist_gold-club.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-12 Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
Length: 19.6
Size: 28:32 mb
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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy likes the amens to her sermons
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn
We are way more boring than the show
The picture in her head of you was repulsive
Good thing she didn't see a real picture
I despise this time of year the most
Why?
The grass grows
I hate the mowing
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood
I have been honing my skills without you
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox
Not the Billy Squire stroke
A body bag full of bubble wrap
A body bag?
I tried to do a Penny Drop
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics
Tetanus shot for junking license
I had to have the bubble wrap
So I went to Goodwill
Fast like a bunny
I bought a Titleist
Golf club
We playing gold today mommy?
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf
Your Titleist for dumpster diving
Your like a gorilla in the mist
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor
Mine were smarter and more motivated
Now, I bring home the bananas
It's all about who brings home the bacon
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster
We found your wife, sir.
Behind what store?
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker
It is a services
I'm not going to mess with these women
They are serious
Treating things better
Betsy flattens a tire on my car
I'm driving slow on your rim
You were right next to the car dealership
Why didn't you just go there?
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him
Sorry to be so vaginal
I just gave up
Why is he trying to change the tire?
Does he know how to change a tire?
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too

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Tags: Titleist gold club the bacon penny drop gymnastics ]]>Croncast 2008-05-12 Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
Length: 19.6
Size: 28:32 mb
Format: mp3

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Betsy likes the amens to her sermons
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn
We are way more boring than the show
The picture in her head of you was repulsive
Good thing she didn't see a real picture
I despise this time of year the most
Why?
The grass grows
I hate the mowing
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood
I have been honing my skills without you
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox
Not the Billy Squire stroke
A body bag full of bubble wrap
A body bag?
I tried to do a Penny Drop
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics
Tetanus shot for junking license
I had to have the bubble wrap
So I went to Goodwill
Fast like a bunny
I bought a Titleist
Golf club
We playing gold today mommy?
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf
Your Titleist for dumpster diving
Your like a gorilla in the mist
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor
Mine were smarter and more motivated
Now, I bring home the bananas
It's all about who brings home the bacon
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster
We found your wife, sir.
Behind what store?
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker
It is a services
I'm not going to mess with these women
They are serious
Treating things better
Betsy flattens a tire on my car
I'm driving slow on your rim
You were right next to the car dealership
Why didn't you just go there?
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him
Sorry to be so vaginal
I just gave up
Why is he trying to change the tire?
Does he know how to change a tire?
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too

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Tags: Titleist gold club the bacon penny drop gymnastics ]]> Mon, 12 May 2008 13:54:32 -0500 28:32 tag:croncast.com,1730 Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3 Show: #490 Length: 19.6 Size: 28:32 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy likes the amens to her no Titleist, gold club, the bacon, penny drop, gymnastics Season 20 Ep 14: Hoe To The Head, Classmates, Comments http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1719/Season-20-Ep-14:-Hoe-To-The-Head-Classmates-Comments_gardening_classmates.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-09 Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3
Show: #489
Length: 20.5
Size: 29:52 mb
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Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes
Thanks for the comments of late
They do mean a lot to me
Elliot taking one on the head
Life coming back
Former classmates
Spoiled doesn't mean success in life

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Tags: gardening classmates landing strip emergency room staples ]]>Croncast 2008-05-09 Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3
Show: #489
Length: 20.5
Size: 29:52 mb
Format: mp3

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Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes
Thanks for the comments of late
They do mean a lot to me
Elliot taking one on the head
Life coming back
Former classmates
Spoiled doesn't mean success in life

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Tags: gardening classmates landing strip emergency room staples ]]> Fri, 09 May 2008 12:15:46 -0500 29:52 tag:croncast.com,1719 Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3 Show: #489 Length: 20.5 Size: 29:52 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Gotta rock it out people, sorry no gardening, classmates, landing strip, emergency room, staples Season 20 Ep 13: Episode 13? No wonder. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1712/Season-20-Ep-13:-Episode-13-No-wonder_iPhone_croncast.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-07 Croncast - 2008-05-07.mp3
Show: #488
Length: 10:45
Size: 7.41 mb
Format: mp3

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Short short show
Not much else to say.
Some laughs await but we return you to your regularly scheduled life sooner than normal.

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Tags: iPhone croncast late show betsy hut ]]>Croncast 2008-05-07 Croncast - 2008-05-07.mp3
Show: #488
Length: 10:45
Size: 7.41 mb
Format: mp3

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Short short show
Not much else to say.
Some laughs await but we return you to your regularly scheduled life sooner than normal.

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Tags: iPhone croncast late show betsy hut ]]> Wed, 07 May 2008 16:35:26 -0500 10:45 tag:croncast.com,1712 Croncast - 2008-05-07.mp3 Show: #488 Length: 10:45 Size: 7.41 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short short showNot much else to no iPhone, croncast, late show, betsy hut, Season 20 Ep 12: New Hag, Betsy in Boystown, Cut to the Chase http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1701/Season-20-Ep-12:-New-Hag-Betsy-in-Boystown-Cut-to-the-Chase_Chicago_girly-drink.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-05 Croncast - 2008-05-05.mp3
Show: #487
Length: 29:40
Size: 20.4 mb
Format: mp3

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Cinco de Mayo
The drink comments spilled over
Work with me
Comment on the proper post and subject
You should be embarrassed to drink that in front of other people
It's a weird girly drink
If it's the only drink you are going to drink for the night
One tumbler
You just took the story to a whole new level
Oh, bears
I feel really good about closing out Croncast and moving on
There are legal concerns with letting listeners choose
Everything is an impeding legal issue
I can't even say v$deo pr0fe$$or anymore
My sister wanted to come to Karl's with me
Your sister needs to cut to the chase
You can thank me later when you wake up in your own vomit
Sometimes threesomes are weird
Half the audience just said, "Why, yes they are"
Not that kind!
My friend is super
Maybe they were looking for a new hag
Did you wear open toe shoes?
That might have confused him
Becoming a stripper at 33
That is wrong
It is time to retire at 33 for most strippers
You have a glamorous view of strippers
You are nuts
There is nothing glamorous about stripping as a career
I don't dread these things
What you can and can't comment on

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Tags: Chicago girly drink new hag boystown careers ]]>Croncast 2008-05-05 Croncast - 2008-05-05.mp3
Show: #487
Length: 29:40
Size: 20.4 mb
Format: mp3

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Cinco de Mayo
The drink comments spilled over
Work with me
Comment on the proper post and subject
You should be embarrassed to drink that in front of other people
It's a weird girly drink
If it's the only drink you are going to drink for the night
One tumbler
You just took the story to a whole new level
Oh, bears
I feel really good about closing out Croncast and moving on
There are legal concerns with letting listeners choose
Everything is an impeding legal issue
I can't even say v$deo pr0fe$$or anymore
My sister wanted to come to Karl's with me
Your sister needs to cut to the chase
You can thank me later when you wake up in your own vomit
Sometimes threesomes are weird
Half the audience just said, "Why, yes they are"
Not that kind!
My friend is super
Maybe they were looking for a new hag
Did you wear open toe shoes?
That might have confused him
Becoming a stripper at 33
That is wrong
It is time to retire at 33 for most strippers
You have a glamorous view of strippers
You are nuts
There is nothing glamorous about stripping as a career
I don't dread these things
What you can and can't comment on

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Tags: Chicago girly drink new hag boystown careers ]]> Mon, 05 May 2008 13:05:52 -0500 29:40 tag:croncast.com,1701 Croncast - 2008-05-05.mp3 Show: #487 Length: 29:40 Size: 20.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Cinco de Mayo The drink comments no Chicago, girly drink, new hag, boystown, careers Season 20 Ep 11: Eyeless dolls, Bolex at Goodwill, How did you know? http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1691/Season-20-Ep-11:-Eyeless-dolls-Bolex-at-Goodwill-How-did-you-know_Bolex_video-camera.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-02 Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3
Show: #486
Length: 31:00
Size: 21.3 mb
Format: mp3

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Short show notes, sorry
The greatest goodwill find of all time
Sure it is
So was the Kirby vacuum
It's a Bolex Video Camera
Spooky stuff on this show
"How did you know?"
I can see you there with two hand fulls of dirt
What about the eyeless dolls?

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Tags: Bolex video camera Kirby Vacuum eyeless dolls spooky ]]>Croncast 2008-05-02 Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3
Show: #486
Length: 31:00
Size: 21.3 mb
Format: mp3

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Short show notes, sorry
The greatest goodwill find of all time
Sure it is
So was the Kirby vacuum
It's a Bolex Video Camera
Spooky stuff on this show
"How did you know?"
I can see you there with two hand fulls of dirt
What about the eyeless dolls?

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Tags: Bolex video camera Kirby Vacuum eyeless dolls spooky ]]> Fri, 02 May 2008 11:20:55 -0500 31:00 tag:croncast.com,1691 Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3 Show: #486 Length: 31:00 Size: 21.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short show notes, sorry The no Bolex, video camera, Kirby Vacuum, eyeless dolls, spooky Season 20 Ep 10: Transvestite Mennonite, MC Hammer, Baby Spiders http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1682/Season-20-Ep-10:-Transvestite-Mennonite-MC-Hammer-Baby-Spiders_MC-Hammer_the-mist.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-04-30 Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3
Show: #485
Length: 28:03
Size: 19.8 mb
Format: mp3

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I pulled a muscle in my back
My spider bites
It's a back wall injury
Like in the Mist
Where the privileged people are
At the Intercontinental hotel
I ordered my drink
You need to try it
Jaegermeister and Bailey's?
It makes me want to cover my ears
How much do they charge for that?
It depends
The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major
How much do you want?
Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's
Well, we pour in ounces
I don't care what pour, just fill it up
When have you counted
You are an asshole
I'm not an asshole
How many ounces would you like?
What kind of question is that?
I would have turned you into a zombie
Was $30 a drink
Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level
She had already poured them
A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol
They should charge normally
I need to carry my own stuff
Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own
You pay for the atmosphere
But most have to leave early to get to a meeting
$30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere
Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby
I missed it
I was three feet from him
He looked nothing like I would have expected
Taller than I thought
They have small man complex and work harder
Shaped like a potato these days
He would have showed all of his potato parts
He has an internet startup
It's like youtube but with dance videos
There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill
Who is it?
I don't know his/her name
What?
It is a Transvestite Mennonite
I had awkward pause seeking gender
I blanked
I needed to know boy or girl to return communication
You should do a back bend

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Tags: MC Hammer the mist transvestite mennonite spider bite jaegermeister and bailey's ]]>Croncast 2008-04-30 Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3
Show: #485
Length: 28:03
Size: 19.8 mb
Format: mp3

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I pulled a muscle in my back
My spider bites
It's a back wall injury
Like in the Mist
Where the privileged people are
At the Intercontinental hotel
I ordered my drink
You need to try it
Jaegermeister and Bailey's?
It makes me want to cover my ears
How much do they charge for that?
It depends
The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major
How much do you want?
Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's
Well, we pour in ounces
I don't care what pour, just fill it up
When have you counted
You are an asshole
I'm not an asshole
How many ounces would you like?
What kind of question is that?
I would have turned you into a zombie
Was $30 a drink
Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level
She had already poured them
A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol
They should charge normally
I need to carry my own stuff
Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own
You pay for the atmosphere
But most have to leave early to get to a meeting
$30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere
Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby
I missed it
I was three feet from him
He looked nothing like I would have expected
Taller than I thought
They have small man complex and work harder
Shaped like a potato these days
He would have showed all of his potato parts
He has an internet startup
It's like youtube but with dance videos
There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill
Who is it?
I don't know his/her name
What?
It is a Transvestite Mennonite
I had awkward pause seeking gender
I blanked
I needed to know boy or girl to return communication
You should do a back bend

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Tags: MC Hammer the mist transvestite mennonite spider bite jaegermeister and bailey's ]]> Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:58:26 -0500 28:03 tag:croncast.com,1682 Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3 Show: #485 Length: 28:03 Size: 19.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! I pulled a muscle in my back My no MC Hammer, the mist, transvestite mennonite, spider bite, jaegermeister and bailey's Season 20 Ep 9: Improv Betsy, Four Seasons Alley, Run Kris, Run http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1679/Season-20-Ep-9:-Improv-Betsy-Four-Seasons-Alley-Run-Kris-Run_San-Francisco_homeless.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-04-28 Croncast - 2008-04-28.mp3
Show: #484
Length: 31:49
Size: 21.8 mb
Format: mp3

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This is a great show, filled with drama, suspense, horror and . . . Kris lacking any common sense.

Nada on the show notes as Monday is getting very busy already. But like the last time, loud shout out to anyone who throws down and sends them in.

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Tags: San Francisco homeless walgreens flashing lights witching hour ]]>Croncast 2008-04-28 Croncast - 2008-04-28.mp3
Show: #484
Length: 31:49
Size: 21.8 mb
Format: mp3

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This is a great show, filled with drama, suspense, horror and . . . Kris lacking any common sense.

Nada on the show notes as Monday is getting very busy already. But like the last time, loud shout out to anyone who throws down and sends them in.

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Tags: San Francisco homeless walgreens flashing lights witching hour ]]> Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:10:44 -0500 31:49 tag:croncast.com,1679 Croncast - 2008-04-28.mp3 Show: #484 Length: 31:49 Size: 21.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! This is a great show, filled with no San Francisco, homeless, walgreens, flashing lights, witching hour Season 20 Ep 8: Husband in the Bubble, Carbon Dioxide Vampires, Nock http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1646/Season-20-Ep-8:-Husband-in-the-Bubble-Carbon-Dioxide-Vampires-Nock_Longaberger_suffering-pandas.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-04-21 Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3
Show: #483
Length: 38:15
Size: 26.3 mb
Format: mp3

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One day to Earth Day
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas
Which was causing them not to have babies
He asked me if I knew what trees were
He's so much like his mom
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"
I told him that would be a great band name
He didn't get it
Two worlds collided
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill
At a garage sale
Well, it came from out of the house
Husband in a bubble
Whatever you had taught him was wrong
Proper badminton form
Let me show you
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?
I can't believe you tried to describe this
What the hell are you talking about?
Your boy cannot do overheard
Oh, baby
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills
It's good he's not you, Kris
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him
You're a like a lion in the grass
Look at that birdie fly
He can't hit it back and forth
I wanted to work with him
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid
You're a NOCK
He'll have flash backs
Badminton is where business gets done
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes
Don't send the hate mail
I get it
I need to engage with him on another level
He's going through a growth spurt
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing
Sensitive to barometric pressure
Taking the kids to lunch
Ted's Montana Grill
Ted's Buffalo Hut
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming
What are you saying? Twice as much methane
Maggie is all about it
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut
Looks left and says, I just want Subway
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"
Wanted to do something a bit special
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."
Half the time he is working on bits
What's 10 minus 8?
I think you owe me $2, Mom
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house
Ring the door bell
The laundry basket was longaberger
It was like you designed the house
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom
He wanted $1,800 for it
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."
They make excellent copies of this at Menards
Then, Mr B, there it was
I became the sucker
Do you like the table?
It happens
How much do you want for the table?
Well . . .
I paid $12,000 for it
This is a garage sale
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300
Can you grab me something ou