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      <title>Jelly Shoes | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Jelly Shoes. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 2: Tijuana Jellies, Rent a Goat, Living Through Kids</title>
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Show: #477<br />
  Length: 33:02<br>
  Size: 22.7 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1595/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-07.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
 
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two!
<br><br>
It's like having naked people on web site<br>
Sure, it is nerd porn<br>
If you had a math site<br>
You could put up a really hot formula<br>
Don't open your eyes it will make it real<br>
Big weekend and Betsy alone time<br>
I found out alone time is overrated<br>
I love the kids but I didn't miss them<br>
Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky<br>
That means you are not alone<br>
You guys spend too much time together<br>
Something like that<br>
Betsy you watch Vicky<br>
Security has your picture up on the wall<br>
Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped?<br>
No, you never have<br>
But it explains a lot about your relationship<br>
Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia<br>
That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada<br>
"I have a goat in Virginia"<br>
Rent a goat<br>
Yeah, they call them petting zoos<br>
I just want a goat petting zoo<br>
Tell me about the kidnapping story<br>
Was my mom baby sitting you?<br>
Vicky was in the cart<br>
I was cramped and pushed in underneath<br>
I looked like a giraffe in a VW<br>
She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2<br>
This woman grabs Vicky<br>
But she is stuck<br>
You know how kids get stuck in carts<br>
Sure maneuvering them out<br>
She was panicking and pulling<br>
My mom lost her mind<br>
What are you doing the whole time<br>
I was like whatever<br>
The woman runs out of the store <br>
My mom's first reaction was to yell at me<br>
Not call the cops<br>
I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal<br>
I don't know what it is<br>
Get the hell over it<br>
You are crazy<br>
Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like<br>
Divorced with two kids<br>
Lifetime movie moments<br>
Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up<br>
Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!"<br>
I lied about my size them<br>
It was expensive in California<br>
I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small<br>
I begged my mom at a dollar store<br>
Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals<br>
There are times when you can't afford shit<br>
Standing in line at the Louisiana post office<br>
So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box<br>
They arrived not alive
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jelly Shoes">Jelly Shoes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jelly Shoes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jelly Shoes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mexico">Mexico</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mexico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mexico.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rent a goat">rent a goat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rent a goat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rent a goat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/parental reaction">parental reaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/parental reaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/parental reaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pup pup">pup pup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pup pup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pup pup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1595/cks-2008-04-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-07" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1595/cks-2008-04-07.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3</a><br>
Show: #477<br />
  Length: 33:02<br>
  Size: 22.7 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1595/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-07.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
 
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two!
<br><br>
It's like having naked people on web site<br>
Sure, it is nerd porn<br>
If you had a math site<br>
You could put up a really hot formula<br>
Don't open your eyes it will make it real<br>
Big weekend and Betsy alone time<br>
I found out alone time is overrated<br>
I love the kids but I didn't miss them<br>
Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky<br>
That means you are not alone<br>
You guys spend too much time together<br>
Something like that<br>
Betsy you watch Vicky<br>
Security has your picture up on the wall<br>
Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped?<br>
No, you never have<br>
But it explains a lot about your relationship<br>
Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia<br>
That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada<br>
"I have a goat in Virginia"<br>
Rent a goat<br>
Yeah, they call them petting zoos<br>
I just want a goat petting zoo<br>
Tell me about the kidnapping story<br>
Was my mom baby sitting you?<br>
Vicky was in the cart<br>
I was cramped and pushed in underneath<br>
I looked like a giraffe in a VW<br>
She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2<br>
This woman grabs Vicky<br>
But she is stuck<br>
You know how kids get stuck in carts<br>
Sure maneuvering them out<br>
She was panicking and pulling<br>
My mom lost her mind<br>
What are you doing the whole time<br>
I was like whatever<br>
The woman runs out of the store <br>
My mom's first reaction was to yell at me<br>
Not call the cops<br>
I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal<br>
I don't know what it is<br>
Get the hell over it<br>
You are crazy<br>
Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like<br>
Divorced with two kids<br>
Lifetime movie moments<br>
Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up<br>
Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!"<br>
I lied about my size them<br>
It was expensive in California<br>
I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small<br>
I begged my mom at a dollar store<br>
Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals<br>
There are times when you can't afford shit<br>
Standing in line at the Louisiana post office<br>
So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box<br>
They arrived not alive
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jelly Shoes">Jelly Shoes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jelly Shoes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jelly Shoes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mexico">Mexico</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mexico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mexico.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rent a goat">rent a goat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rent a goat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rent a goat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/parental reaction">parental reaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/parental reaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/parental reaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pup pup">pup pup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pup pup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pup pup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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Show: #477
  Length: 33:02
  Size: 22.7 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
 
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two!

It&#039;s like having naked</itunes:summary>
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