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      <title>Kindle | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid</title>
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Show: #502<br />
  Length: 35:56<br>
  Size: 33.0mb<br />
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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?<br>
You got me this<br>
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale<br>
From hefty to hot<br>
Not hot in my heft?<br>
These are some things we need to discuss<br>
I checked out this cardigan<br>
Then I brought it home to you<br>
Then you put it on<br>
That was four months ago<br>
You haven't taken it off since<br>
It's my man cardigan<br>
I always wear my gear<br>
My wardrobe is devolving<br>
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look<br>
I know that i don't have enough hair<br>
This shirt comes in with built in boobies<br>
A flannel bra in my case might work<br>
Jammy bras<br>
The people want to hear about Oprah<br>
Sure they do<br>
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio<br>
I could get a Kindle<br>
We drive to Harpo Studios<br>
Based on Grammy's address advice<br>
It's gonna cost to park here<br>
Too much snow this year<br>
Everyone's gone back to the old country<br>
It's 4:30 a.m.<br>
Where's Harpo Studios?<br>
Huh?<br>
Turns out we were 10 blocks off<br>
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue<br>
I thought it was on south Michigan<br>
It's far away from where you are<br>
They don't put up with anything<br>
The Oprah rules<br>
Handheld facial scanners<br>
They make sure you can't get in again<br>
Drama just getting there<br>
The warm up chick shows up<br>
She's lame<br>
I could have killed it<br>
So I got the opporutnity to speak<br>
It was my shot to get my mom on the show<br>
I love this<br>
I made them go wild in warm up<br>
They brought me a boom mic<br>
Held by a girl named Boom Mic<br>
4 minutes to show<br>
This woman in the front row starts puking<br>
Oprah went all diva after her first segment<br>
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?<br>
Damn!<br>
That reminds of me of my trip last month<br>
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac<br>
Stuck in a snow drift<br>
Feeling dirty<br>
Why would you stalk a serial killer?<br>
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris<br>
What?<br>
You would have went with me if you knew<br>
No<br>
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck<br>
<br>
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Show: #502<br />
  Length: 35:56<br>
  Size: 33.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?<br>
You got me this<br>
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale<br>
From hefty to hot<br>
Not hot in my heft?<br>
These are some things we need to discuss<br>
I checked out this cardigan<br>
Then I brought it home to you<br>
Then you put it on<br>
That was four months ago<br>
You haven't taken it off since<br>
It's my man cardigan<br>
I always wear my gear<br>
My wardrobe is devolving<br>
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look<br>
I know that i don't have enough hair<br>
This shirt comes in with built in boobies<br>
A flannel bra in my case might work<br>
Jammy bras<br>
The people want to hear about Oprah<br>
Sure they do<br>
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio<br>
I could get a Kindle<br>
We drive to Harpo Studios<br>
Based on Grammy's address advice<br>
It's gonna cost to park here<br>
Too much snow this year<br>
Everyone's gone back to the old country<br>
It's 4:30 a.m.<br>
Where's Harpo Studios?<br>
Huh?<br>
Turns out we were 10 blocks off<br>
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue<br>
I thought it was on south Michigan<br>
It's far away from where you are<br>
They don't put up with anything<br>
The Oprah rules<br>
Handheld facial scanners<br>
They make sure you can't get in again<br>
Drama just getting there<br>
The warm up chick shows up<br>
She's lame<br>
I could have killed it<br>
So I got the opporutnity to speak<br>
It was my shot to get my mom on the show<br>
I love this<br>
I made them go wild in warm up<br>
They brought me a boom mic<br>
Held by a girl named Boom Mic<br>
4 minutes to show<br>
This woman in the front row starts puking<br>
Oprah went all diva after her first segment<br>
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?<br>
Damn!<br>
That reminds of me of my trip last month<br>
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac<br>
Stuck in a snow drift<br>
Feeling dirty<br>
Why would you stalk a serial killer?<br>
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris<br>
What?<br>
You would have went with me if you knew<br>
No<br>
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck<br>
<br>
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Show: #502
  Length: 35:56
  Size: 33.0mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com
Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?
You got me this
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale
From hefty to hot
Not hot in my heft?
These are</itunes:summary>
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