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      <title>Lincoln | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Lincoln. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Lincoln. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>abe, the lincoln, holding it down on e 88th</title>
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<p></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/th">th</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/th"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/th.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/e">e</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/e"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/e.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/holding">holding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/holding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/holding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/abe">abe</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/abe"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/abe.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[			
	
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<p></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/th">th</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/th"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/th.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/e">e</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/e"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/e.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/holding">holding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/holding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/holding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/abe">abe</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/abe"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/abe.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 21:31:09 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4913</guid>

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         <title>Season 21 Ep 07: We've got three, Manternity clothes, Old Spice Pirate</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1923/Season-21-Ep-07:-Weve-got-three-Manternity-clothes-Old-Spice-Pirate_Lincoln-Town-Car_Manternity.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1923/cks-2009-02-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-02-02" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1923/cks-2009-02-02.mp3">Croncast - 2009-02-02.mp3</a><br>
Show: #507<br />
  Length: 27:28<br>
  Size: 25.7 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1923/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-02-02.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Betsy starting her own line of manternity clothes<br />
You need to try harder baby<br />
I have never worn Old Spice<br />
But I keep looking over my shoulder for a sailor<br />
Tell us your thoughts on eliminating our car loan debt<br />
To do so properly get the skinny from the last 5 minutes of the show<br /><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> 
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln Town Car">Lincoln Town Car</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln Town Car"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln Town Car.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Manternity">Manternity</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Manternity"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Manternity.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dairysnake">dairysnake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dairysnake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dairysnake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Old Spice Pirate">Old Spice Pirate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Old Spice Pirate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Old Spice Pirate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1923/cks-2009-02-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-02-02" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1923/cks-2009-02-02.mp3">Croncast - 2009-02-02.mp3</a><br>
Show: #507<br />
  Length: 27:28<br>
  Size: 25.7 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1923/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-02-02.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Betsy starting her own line of manternity clothes<br />
You need to try harder baby<br />
I have never worn Old Spice<br />
But I keep looking over my shoulder for a sailor<br />
Tell us your thoughts on eliminating our car loan debt<br />
To do so properly get the skinny from the last 5 minutes of the show<br /><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> 
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln Town Car">Lincoln Town Car</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln Town Car"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln Town Car.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Manternity">Manternity</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Manternity"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Manternity.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dairysnake">dairysnake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dairysnake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dairysnake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Old Spice Pirate">Old Spice Pirate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Old Spice Pirate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Old Spice Pirate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:31:16 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2009-02-02.mp3
Show: #507
  Length: 27:28
  Size: 25.7 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

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Betsy starting her own line of manternity clothes
You need to try harder baby
I have never worn Old Spice
But I keep looking over my shoulder for a</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>Lincoln Town Car, Manternity, dairysnake, Old Spice Pirate, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>florasonic</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1750/florasonic_florasonic_lincoln-park-conservatory.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2502466107/" title="florasonic"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3205/2502466107_0810bc88bb.jpg"   alt="florasonic" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the lincoln park conservatory has a sound recordings event going on called florasonic now through july 6th.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
right now not many of the plants are blooming so i don't think it was as exciting as it is supposed to be. not sure if exciting is the right word, but i think some more colors would make it more interesting.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/florasonic">florasonic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/florasonic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/florasonic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln park conservatory">lincoln park conservatory</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln park conservatory"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln park conservatory.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blooming">blooming</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blooming"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blooming.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2502466107/" title="florasonic"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3205/2502466107_0810bc88bb.jpg"   alt="florasonic" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the lincoln park conservatory has a sound recordings event going on called florasonic now through july 6th.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
right now not many of the plants are blooming so i don't think it was as exciting as it is supposed to be. not sure if exciting is the right word, but i think some more colors would make it more interesting.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/florasonic">florasonic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/florasonic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/florasonic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln park conservatory">lincoln park conservatory</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln park conservatory"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln park conservatory.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blooming">blooming</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blooming"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blooming.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 15:32:06 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1750</guid>

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the lincoln park conservatory has a sound recordings event going on called florasonic now through july 6th.

right now not many of the plants are blooming so i don&#039;t think it was as exciting as it is supposed to be. not sure if exciting is the right word, but i think some more colors would make it more interesting.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>florasonic, lincoln park conservatory, blooming, , </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 15: KGB Training, Easy Women, The Long Haul</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1349/Season-19-Ep-15:-KGB-Training-Easy-Women-The-Long-Haul_Homer-Simpson_Bar-Louie.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-11 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #461<br />
  Length: 33:28<br>
  Size: 22.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1349/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Pick post any post<br>
Tell me what kind of man I am<br>
What kind of dirty man<br>
What kind of wife walks around slovenly<br>
You've fixed it<br>
You look like Theo on The Cosby Show<br>
The shirt is crazy<br>
Right and I love it<br>
My mom bought it from home shopping network<br>
It is designed for a pin<br>
It looks like a bank secretary<br>
When these comments come in<br>
Yeah, they come from new listeners<br>
Do you remember the Lincoln?<br>
Having to slide out of it shotgun style<br>
It was always falling apart<br>
Passing money out the door at McDonald's because window is broken<br>
There was a lot of tension in the house early on<br>
Years worth of tension<br>
But the shows got better<br>
Our lives got better<br>
I am surprised anyone listened<br>
I love you but my friend hates you guys<br>
You gotta work with me people<br>
We've gotten a lot better at telling stories<br>
We like to deliver a good show<br>
Hence, the word 'show'<br>
I don't sparkle when I move<br>
On that tip, we've been cranking out the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen</a><br>
Catch up now<br>
It's a show about topics<br>
Not nothingness<br>
Buy it used on eBay NIP<br>
My improv show this week<br>
This is your big shot<br>
A career option<br>
Some might call me gifted<br>
I don't know who those people are<br>
At a party with Betsy<br>
She shares this all the time, "yes, I skipped a grade"<br>
That is one of the first things people tell you<br>
Technically what we are doing here is illegal<br>
No money changed hands<br>
Thank for easy women<br>
I wouldn't have been married if it weren't for easy women<br>
You wouldn't have been born if it weren't for easy women<br>
There is a woman at the class who REALLY likes me<br>
She tried to undress me during a scene<br>
Does it make you feel good?<br>
So we got Bar Louie and now this woman<br>
What are you learning at improv?<br>
First rule is to be supportive<br>
Second is don't undress anybody<br>
Maybe it is you<br>
Are you sending the vibe?<br>
No, no, no, no, noooooooo<br>
She pulled my shirt up in front of a room of people<br>
Audience was like ewww<br>
Nobody wants to see my baby tummy<br>
It looks like I was attacked by a bear<br>
80 members?<br>
That is not a  home owner's association<br>
I respectfully decline to go down this road<br>
I battled with the Russian chick again<br>
Shopping with the kids is like having a wild raccoon duct taped to your back<br>
You get to see everyone's ankle bracelets<br>
She took my plates<br>
It's her KGB training<br>
You crossed the line and should have never done it
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Homer Simpson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Homer Simpson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bar Louie">Bar Louie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bar Louie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bar Louie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Russian women">Russian women</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Russian women"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Russian women.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wild raccoon">wild raccoon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wild raccoon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wild raccoon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-11 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #461<br />
  Length: 33:28<br>
  Size: 22.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Pick post any post<br>
Tell me what kind of man I am<br>
What kind of dirty man<br>
What kind of wife walks around slovenly<br>
You've fixed it<br>
You look like Theo on The Cosby Show<br>
The shirt is crazy<br>
Right and I love it<br>
My mom bought it from home shopping network<br>
It is designed for a pin<br>
It looks like a bank secretary<br>
When these comments come in<br>
Yeah, they come from new listeners<br>
Do you remember the Lincoln?<br>
Having to slide out of it shotgun style<br>
It was always falling apart<br>
Passing money out the door at McDonald's because window is broken<br>
There was a lot of tension in the house early on<br>
Years worth of tension<br>
But the shows got better<br>
Our lives got better<br>
I am surprised anyone listened<br>
I love you but my friend hates you guys<br>
You gotta work with me people<br>
We've gotten a lot better at telling stories<br>
We like to deliver a good show<br>
Hence, the word 'show'<br>
I don't sparkle when I move<br>
On that tip, we've been cranking out the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen</a><br>
Catch up now<br>
It's a show about topics<br>
Not nothingness<br>
Buy it used on eBay NIP<br>
My improv show this week<br>
This is your big shot<br>
A career option<br>
Some might call me gifted<br>
I don't know who those people are<br>
At a party with Betsy<br>
She shares this all the time, "yes, I skipped a grade"<br>
That is one of the first things people tell you<br>
Technically what we are doing here is illegal<br>
No money changed hands<br>
Thank for easy women<br>
I wouldn't have been married if it weren't for easy women<br>
You wouldn't have been born if it weren't for easy women<br>
There is a woman at the class who REALLY likes me<br>
She tried to undress me during a scene<br>
Does it make you feel good?<br>
So we got Bar Louie and now this woman<br>
What are you learning at improv?<br>
First rule is to be supportive<br>
Second is don't undress anybody<br>
Maybe it is you<br>
Are you sending the vibe?<br>
No, no, no, no, noooooooo<br>
She pulled my shirt up in front of a room of people<br>
Audience was like ewww<br>
Nobody wants to see my baby tummy<br>
It looks like I was attacked by a bear<br>
80 members?<br>
That is not a  home owner's association<br>
I respectfully decline to go down this road<br>
I battled with the Russian chick again<br>
Shopping with the kids is like having a wild raccoon duct taped to your back<br>
You get to see everyone's ankle bracelets<br>
She took my plates<br>
It's her KGB training<br>
You crossed the line and should have never done it
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Homer Simpson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Homer Simpson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bar Louie">Bar Louie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bar Louie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bar Louie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Russian women">Russian women</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Russian women"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Russian women.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wild raccoon">wild raccoon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wild raccoon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wild raccoon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:07:51 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>33:28</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:keywords>Homer Simpson, Bar Louie, Russian women, Resale Queen, wild raccoon</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 10: Rough Stop, Danger Here, Mongoose Chow</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1328/Season-19-Ep-10:-Rough-Stop-Danger-Here-Mongoose-Chow_mongoose_Lincoln-Park-Zoo.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #456<br />
  Length: 25:57<br>
  Size: 17.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1328/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
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<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
<br>
Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mongoose">mongoose</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mongoose"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mongoose.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln Park Zoo">Lincoln Park Zoo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln Park Zoo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln Park Zoo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby chicks">baby chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caution tape">caution tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caution tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caution tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hep c">hep c</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hep c"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hep c.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #456<br />
  Length: 25:57<br>
  Size: 17.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1328/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
<br>
Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mongoose">mongoose</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mongoose"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mongoose.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln Park Zoo">Lincoln Park Zoo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln Park Zoo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln Park Zoo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby chicks">baby chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caution tape">caution tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caution tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caution tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hep c">hep c</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hep c"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hep c.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:03:20 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>25:57</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>mongoose, Lincoln Park Zoo, baby chicks, caution tape, hep c</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Four years and 80 lbs ago</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1176/Four-years-and-80-lbs-ago_park_lincoln.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2055663462/" title="Four years and 80 lbs ago"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2089/2055663462_8c2bb600f2.jpg"   alt="Four years and 80 lbs ago" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Needed a test image for a script. I had to get on computer today!<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
This is from Lincoln Park Zoo Christmas of 2003 night of lights.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/park">park</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/park"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/park.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/zoo">zoo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/zoo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/zoo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/christmas">christmas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/christmas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/christmas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lights">lights</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lights"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lights.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2055663462/" title="Four years and 80 lbs ago"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2089/2055663462_8c2bb600f2.jpg"   alt="Four years and 80 lbs ago" border=0 /></a></p>

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/856/cks-2007-07-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-07-27 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/856/cks-2007-07-27.mp3">Croncast - 2007-07-27.mp3</a><br>
Show: #390<br />
  Length: 32:29<br>
  Size: 22.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
It's been a while since we've done a show<br>
The worst part is I can't tell anyone the story<br>
It will ruin the show<br>
We have to tell everyone we'll tell you later<br>
I did see some of the photos baby<br>
Jeanie and I laughed<br>
Don't start there Bears<br>
This is not the typical Croncast, Kris and Betsy story<br>
Sure I have been supplanted by Jeanie<br>
Mr B would have done this anyway<br>
Do you want to tell your story?<br>
Can I give you some hints to telling a story<br>
We are going to start our story from the very beginning<br>
Jeanie rolls up to my house<br>
We have to go to my sister's kids party<br>
My mom and my dad in the same building, stress<br>
The last time was like 10 years since they were in same room<br>
I had nightmares about how bad this trip was going to be<br>
Epiphany was to dope them out with DVD's<br>
Misgivings? Why? Last year was not enough?<br>
So I strap in the DVD player and monitors<br>
We surprise the kids with it<br>
Strap in the kids and pull away<br>
The power adapter pops in, out, in, out<br>
Elliot,"It's on, It's off. It's on. It's off."<br>
With a former truck driver by your side I shouldn't have been worried<br>
Jeanie took a class in map reading<br>
"Betsy, where is the map?"<br>
"I don't have one."<br>
Simply a print out from mapquest<br>
With the kids I figured it out<br>
Take the group home approach, catch them being good<br>
What does Maggie get?<br>
Green dry erase markers <br>
45 minutes later Jeanie says you've got look at Maggie<br>
The scariest site ever<br>
Maggie colored herself green and put chocolate in her hair<br>
She was laughing maniacally<br>
"I funny. I funny."<br>
So we pull over at a truck stop<br>
I walk in with Gigi<br>
Everyone stops, turns and stares at us<br>
She had lifted her dress and colored all the way to her diaper<br>
That woman is totally talking to Betsy<br>
Dry erase markers come off very easy<br>
Where are you at this point?<br>
Western Illinois<br>
Jeanie wanted to hit the world's largest truck stop<br>
Betsy, "Didn't you listen to last year's vacation show?"<br>
Another thing that we learned last year was to get a hotel room<br>
Jeanie was rolling up in the driveway when you booked it<br>
You didn't remember it<br>
Kris, shut up, this is my show<br>
No map Betsy doesn't know where she is<br>
Elliot and Maggie hit the hotel and want to sleep with mama<br>
Elliot has had it and is ready to sleep in the car<br>
Little Kris was in the backseat complaining<br>
Now he reads numbers he made sure to point out we were speeding<br>
I don't recommend the Super 8 in Lincoln, Nebraska<br>
Isn't there something in Lincoln like a university<br>
Jeanie brings the good trip karma with her<br>
The scary omens of the open road<br>
I had apologized to Jeanie<br>
You have got to heed the signs<br>
Every mile marker was a Slowsky moment<br>
I was amazed that we rolled into Denver/Boulder area<br>
The kids have started to melt down<br>
Hey, you've won another Pokeman card<br>
Jeanie, can I have another car<br>
Honey, Mommy is going 90 mph you need to sit still<br>
They waited until we were in traffic to act up<br>
Every parent knows that you kids don't need anything from you until you are merging onto the interstate<br>
We were behind a Prius<br>
It had a blue hair in it, double whammy<br>
Did the exhaust smell like broccoli or cooked carrots?<br>
When you ride with Betsy you are junk coordinator<br>
Fast food dumped in your lap and Betsy sipping on her diet coke<br>
Give me that grilled chicken bitch<br>
I know you, Booba<br>
Speeder! I won't get in to it<br>
Kris has speeding story to tell<br>
My great Denver court room story<br>
We have been here for 12 minutes into the immaculate clean house where we are staying kids flip out<br>
So we leave the house<br>
Where did you go?<br>
Pearl Street<br>
Do you want to stand on a clogged street in 88 degree heat with hippies<br>
Elliot's hippie story, guy's sign said, "need money for a shirt," but I watched him take off his shirt and stick it under a rock<br>
Sounds like Pearl Street to me<br>
Henry is putting up a mark on the chalkboard right now<br>
I know who your favorite hippie is<br>
Jeanie called Evan to tell him that they were going to see the hippies<br>
"My ship has sunk. I need cash"<br>
I told you it was the pirate<br>
Very herbal<br>
They're all playing guitars and wait for you<br>
No judgment, eh Kris?<br>
Pete the pirate<br>
You could start a fish stick line with his name for $6 <br>
I have to stand there and tell my son that this stuff is normal<br>
We saw Goth grandma<br>
She doesn't care anymore<br>
You get passed 70 and start tripping on your titties<br>
The point of this story that children work on 15 minute cycles<br>
Jeanie sees the<br>
Here's the reason the hippies bother me<br>
They are balanced out by smug trust fund babies<br>
Betsy, "I only pan handled once. That is a story for another day."<br>
The next day when you came home from San Francisco I made sure we got home right away<br>
Elliot saves family in the mountains<br>
Give him a hard time, you can't mess with the man<br>
We stopped someplace in between<br>
The place where you buy gas in a bucket<br>
We roll into Rocky Mountain National Park<br>
The kids are watching Scoobie Doo at full blast<br>
We are excited about a fox with dead animals in its mouth<br>
Elliot, "Shush, there is a boy named Elliot in this episode"<br>
Momma, I just saw a squid<br>
Momma, I just saw an alligator<br>
Not even close to being in a forest<br>
It's not funny when you are their mother<br>
He got it from a book you bought him<br>
A book about future animals 10,000 years from now with illustrations<br>
I forgot my cell phone<br>
That is what I do Mr. B<br>
So we start going up the mountain<br>
Jeanie is gripping the OSHA car handle<br>
The blood vessels are popping out from between her fingers<br>
She has gone pale<br>
Maggie, "no up. No up. No up."<br>
Betsy talks Jeanie down<br>
Look I'm driving with no hands<br>
Maggie's sense is I'm strapped in<br>
Shut up guys, Scoobie is on<br>
Wrap the show . . . coming back down the mountain<br>
Maybe a little Elk Mountain Resort, Valhalla on Monday, Wednesday
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Show: #390<br />
  Length: 32:29<br>
  Size: 22.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
It's been a while since we've done a show<br>
The worst part is I can't tell anyone the story<br>
It will ruin the show<br>
We have to tell everyone we'll tell you later<br>
I did see some of the photos baby<br>
Jeanie and I laughed<br>
Don't start there Bears<br>
This is not the typical Croncast, Kris and Betsy story<br>
Sure I have been supplanted by Jeanie<br>
Mr B would have done this anyway<br>
Do you want to tell your story?<br>
Can I give you some hints to telling a story<br>
We are going to start our story from the very beginning<br>
Jeanie rolls up to my house<br>
We have to go to my sister's kids party<br>
My mom and my dad in the same building, stress<br>
The last time was like 10 years since they were in same room<br>
I had nightmares about how bad this trip was going to be<br>
Epiphany was to dope them out with DVD's<br>
Misgivings? Why? Last year was not enough?<br>
So I strap in the DVD player and monitors<br>
We surprise the kids with it<br>
Strap in the kids and pull away<br>
The power adapter pops in, out, in, out<br>
Elliot,"It's on, It's off. It's on. It's off."<br>
With a former truck driver by your side I shouldn't have been worried<br>
Jeanie took a class in map reading<br>
"Betsy, where is the map?"<br>
"I don't have one."<br>
Simply a print out from mapquest<br>
With the kids I figured it out<br>
Take the group home approach, catch them being good<br>
What does Maggie get?<br>
Green dry erase markers <br>
45 minutes later Jeanie says you've got look at Maggie<br>
The scariest site ever<br>
Maggie colored herself green and put chocolate in her hair<br>
She was laughing maniacally<br>
"I funny. I funny."<br>
So we pull over at a truck stop<br>
I walk in with Gigi<br>
Everyone stops, turns and stares at us<br>
She had lifted her dress and colored all the way to her diaper<br>
That woman is totally talking to Betsy<br>
Dry erase markers come off very easy<br>
Where are you at this point?<br>
Western Illinois<br>
Jeanie wanted to hit the world's largest truck stop<br>
Betsy, "Didn't you listen to last year's vacation show?"<br>
Another thing that we learned last year was to get a hotel room<br>
Jeanie was rolling up in the driveway when you booked it<br>
You didn't remember it<br>
Kris, shut up, this is my show<br>
No map Betsy doesn't know where she is<br>
Elliot and Maggie hit the hotel and want to sleep with mama<br>
Elliot has had it and is ready to sleep in the car<br>
Little Kris was in the backseat complaining<br>
Now he reads numbers he made sure to point out we were speeding<br>
I don't recommend the Super 8 in Lincoln, Nebraska<br>
Isn't there something in Lincoln like a university<br>
Jeanie brings the good trip karma with her<br>
The scary omens of the open road<br>
I had apologized to Jeanie<br>
You have got to heed the signs<br>
Every mile marker was a Slowsky moment<br>
I was amazed that we rolled into Denver/Boulder area<br>
The kids have started to melt down<br>
Hey, you've won another Pokeman card<br>
Jeanie, can I have another car<br>
Honey, Mommy is going 90 mph you need to sit still<br>
They waited until we were in traffic to act up<br>
Every parent knows that you kids don't need anything from you until you are merging onto the interstate<br>
We were behind a Prius<br>
It had a blue hair in it, double whammy<br>
Did the exhaust smell like broccoli or cooked carrots?<br>
When you ride with Betsy you are junk coordinator<br>
Fast food dumped in your lap and Betsy sipping on her diet coke<br>
Give me that grilled chicken bitch<br>
I know you, Booba<br>
Speeder! I won't get in to it<br>
Kris has speeding story to tell<br>
My great Denver court room story<br>
We have been here for 12 minutes into the immaculate clean house where we are staying kids flip out<br>
So we leave the house<br>
Where did you go?<br>
Pearl Street<br>
Do you want to stand on a clogged street in 88 degree heat with hippies<br>
Elliot's hippie story, guy's sign said, "need money for a shirt," but I watched him take off his shirt and stick it under a rock<br>
Sounds like Pearl Street to me<br>
Henry is putting up a mark on the chalkboard right now<br>
I know who your favorite hippie is<br>
Jeanie called Evan to tell him that they were going to see the hippies<br>
"My ship has sunk. I need cash"<br>
I told you it was the pirate<br>
Very herbal<br>
They're all playing guitars and wait for you<br>
No judgment, eh Kris?<br>
Pete the pirate<br>
You could start a fish stick line with his name for $6 <br>
I have to stand there and tell my son that this stuff is normal<br>
We saw Goth grandma<br>
She doesn't care anymore<br>
You get passed 70 and start tripping on your titties<br>
The point of this story that children work on 15 minute cycles<br>
Jeanie sees the<br>
Here's the reason the hippies bother me<br>
They are balanced out by smug trust fund babies<br>
Betsy, "I only pan handled once. That is a story for another day."<br>
The next day when you came home from San Francisco I made sure we got home right away<br>
Elliot saves family in the mountains<br>
Give him a hard time, you can't mess with the man<br>
We stopped someplace in between<br>
The place where you buy gas in a bucket<br>
We roll into Rocky Mountain National Park<br>
The kids are watching Scoobie Doo at full blast<br>
We are excited about a fox with dead animals in its mouth<br>
Elliot, "Shush, there is a boy named Elliot in this episode"<br>
Momma, I just saw a squid<br>
Momma, I just saw an alligator<br>
Not even close to being in a forest<br>
It's not funny when you are their mother<br>
He got it from a book you bought him<br>
A book about future animals 10,000 years from now with illustrations<br>
I forgot my cell phone<br>
That is what I do Mr. B<br>
So we start going up the mountain<br>
Jeanie is gripping the OSHA car handle<br>
The blood vessels are popping out from between her fingers<br>
She has gone pale<br>
Maggie, "no up. No up. No up."<br>
Betsy talks Jeanie down<br>
Look I'm driving with no hands<br>
Maggie's sense is I'm strapped in<br>
Shut up guys, Scoobie is on<br>
Wrap the show . . . coming back down the mountain<br>
Maybe a little Elk Mountain Resort, Valhalla on Monday, Wednesday
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 18, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/800/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jun-18-2007_Rainbow-swingset_Entourage.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/800/cks-2007-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-18 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/800/cks-2007-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #377<br />
  Length: 33:05<br />
  Size: 22.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 18, 2007</strong></p>
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After Friday's show you deserve this show. I haven't laughed this hard listening to one of our shows when doing up show notes ever.<br><br>
Switched up the intro and Betsy gets lost<br>
I finally get to tell my Entourage show intro beef because the fixed<br>
What was the issue, flipped text<br>
I don't think HBO gave the show a shot because the intro was jacked up<br>
Bless you baby<br>
Season 4 of <a href="http://www.hbo.com/entourage/?ntrack_para1=leftnav_category0_show3">Entourage</a> they fixed the "Pizza" thing, sweet<br>
<a href="http://www.hbo.com/conchords/index.html">Flight of the Conchords</a> isn't on my watch list<br>
Not a fan of the musical in any format<br>
The Tudors dude is short and that ruined it for me<br>
Tom Cruise wears flats, Tudors man should<br>
Kris puts a ban nationwide on hummus<br>
God damn, there is so much bad breath in this country because of it<br>
The effort and strain that it takes to be married to Kris<br>
It was like 105 degrees up there?<br>
Did you put on some sunscreen?<br>
No<br>
That's not the point<br>
Did you drink water?<br>
That's not he point<br>
Did you wear a hat?<br>
That's not the point<br>
Self-care skills are nil in your case, Mr. B<br>
I understand that being healthy is important<br>
The playset used to be log cabin<br>
They can't destroy it because Abraham Lincoln might have slept in it<br>
Yeah, the other daddies sleep with their lawnmower in their bedroom<br>
He hasn't mowed his lawn longer than me<br>
All I have to say is . . . <br>
A big well of pity<br>
Happy father's day Mr B.<br>
That'll teach him . . . should have worn sunscreen<br>
Look at the nice swing set with Abraham Lincoln wood<br>
It is now a shiny beacon of play land for kids<br>
Abe would be proud<br>
I knew it would be done<br>
The neighbors got the Rainbow Swing set<br>
900 fat men could sit on it an not break it<br>
I accidentally set myself up in a Betsy joke<br>
So he says it to daddy and it's on<br>
He should have been saying it to you<br>
Man, Booba you are just full the Mr. B hate<br>
You did a good job Mr B<br>
I didn't know you knew how to use those tools<br>
Back to the banning of hummus<br>
Sweating out every last bit of water in body<br>
Betsy hanging out breastfeeding and eating hummus<br>
The interior of the house doesn't smell like dogs, cats or baby poop<br>
It smells like Betsy's hummus death<br>
It all came to me in a flash<br>
I was embarrassed when your friends came over<br>
Betsy's throat hummus fills the entire house<br>
The real problem is that all the toothpaste in the world is poison<br>
But, Jesus, the <a href="http://www.tomsofmaine.com/toms/dept.asp?dept0.000000id=450">Tom's Natural Toothpaste</a> is horrible<br>
Elliot, "You can't eat the toothpaste. If you do it taste like you swallowed a plant."<br>
Hippies shouldn't make anything that goes in your mouth<br>
Neighbors cutting down trees again<br>
We plant a tree, they cut down three<br>
Now it is on our driveway as mulch<br>
We debated for a long time, but the tree was going to fall down<br>
Right, and your kids will die too<br>
Was the tree sick?<br>
The tree care guy said it had a patch of fungus that could grow<br>
What sort of fear mongers must the tree care specialists be?<br>
Trees will kill you in your sleep in the middle of the night<br>
It is their favorite time to fall over and crush you<br>
So what did I find in the river?<br>
Here's crazy shit #997 that happens to me and Kris<br>
I'll finish it on Wednesday's show
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After Friday's show you deserve this show. I haven't laughed this hard listening to one of our shows when doing up show notes ever.<br><br>
Switched up the intro and Betsy gets lost<br>
I finally get to tell my Entourage show intro beef because the fixed<br>
What was the issue, flipped text<br>
I don't think HBO gave the show a shot because the intro was jacked up<br>
Bless you baby<br>
Season 4 of <a href="http://www.hbo.com/entourage/?ntrack_para1=leftnav_category0_show3">Entourage</a> they fixed the "Pizza" thing, sweet<br>
<a href="http://www.hbo.com/conchords/index.html">Flight of the Conchords</a> isn't on my watch list<br>
Not a fan of the musical in any format<br>
The Tudors dude is short and that ruined it for me<br>
Tom Cruise wears flats, Tudors man should<br>
Kris puts a ban nationwide on hummus<br>
God damn, there is so much bad breath in this country because of it<br>
The effort and strain that it takes to be married to Kris<br>
It was like 105 degrees up there?<br>
Did you put on some sunscreen?<br>
No<br>
That's not the point<br>
Did you drink water?<br>
That's not he point<br>
Did you wear a hat?<br>
That's not the point<br>
Self-care skills are nil in your case, Mr. B<br>
I understand that being healthy is important<br>
The playset used to be log cabin<br>
They can't destroy it because Abraham Lincoln might have slept in it<br>
Yeah, the other daddies sleep with their lawnmower in their bedroom<br>
He hasn't mowed his lawn longer than me<br>
All I have to say is . . . <br>
A big well of pity<br>
Happy father's day Mr B.<br>
That'll teach him . . . should have worn sunscreen<br>
Look at the nice swing set with Abraham Lincoln wood<br>
It is now a shiny beacon of play land for kids<br>
Abe would be proud<br>
I knew it would be done<br>
The neighbors got the Rainbow Swing set<br>
900 fat men could sit on it an not break it<br>
I accidentally set myself up in a Betsy joke<br>
So he says it to daddy and it's on<br>
He should have been saying it to you<br>
Man, Booba you are just full the Mr. B hate<br>
You did a good job Mr B<br>
I didn't know you knew how to use those tools<br>
Back to the banning of hummus<br>
Sweating out every last bit of water in body<br>
Betsy hanging out breastfeeding and eating hummus<br>
The interior of the house doesn't smell like dogs, cats or baby poop<br>
It smells like Betsy's hummus death<br>
It all came to me in a flash<br>
I was embarrassed when your friends came over<br>
Betsy's throat hummus fills the entire house<br>
The real problem is that all the toothpaste in the world is poison<br>
But, Jesus, the <a href="http://www.tomsofmaine.com/toms/dept.asp?dept0.000000id=450">Tom's Natural Toothpaste</a> is horrible<br>
Elliot, "You can't eat the toothpaste. If you do it taste like you swallowed a plant."<br>
Hippies shouldn't make anything that goes in your mouth<br>
Neighbors cutting down trees again<br>
We plant a tree, they cut down three<br>
Now it is on our driveway as mulch<br>
We debated for a long time, but the tree was going to fall down<br>
Right, and your kids will die too<br>
Was the tree sick?<br>
The tree care guy said it had a patch of fungus that could grow<br>
What sort of fear mongers must the tree care specialists be?<br>
Trees will kill you in your sleep in the middle of the night<br>
It is their favorite time to fall over and crush you<br>
So what did I find in the river?<br>
Here's crazy shit #997 that happens to me and Kris<br>
I'll finish it on Wednesday's show
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<p>Show: #260<br />
  Length: 29:40<br />
  Size: 20.3 mb<br />
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 09, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_zeus.jpg"></p>

Happy anniversary, though it really isn't today<br>
Betsy's sister has ruined the magic by telling us when it really is<br>
"We can have a lovefest for days, right?"<br>
"Are you kidding . . . we have kids"<br>
Betsy and her sister having snacks<br>
We are going to pretend that it is the 20th<br>
Figuring out what day it is by using a calendar online<br>
Computers have taken the mystery out of almost everything<br>
No excuse for blissful ignorance<br>
Betsy kidnapped me and car jacked me<br>
On way to Verizon store and Betsy detours<br>
Time to get Booba a new phone<br>
Kris: manipulated again into letting Betsy take charge<br>
Kris has a great day today<br>
Sean says I have right to bew grumpy and Betsy should put up with it<br>
I'm a bear that has to hibernate<br>
Anniversary is coming I have no clue where Betsy is takin me<br>
I thought it would be something nice<br>
It turns out that God spelled backwards and put Patch after it and that is where I ended up<br>
See the image above<br>
They don't sell puppy mill dogs . . . sure<br>
The internet has taken joy out of looking for a dog<br>
Betsy extolls the great virtue of <a href="http://www.petfinder.com" target="_blank" id="tico">Petfinder.com</a><br>
Is it owned by FriendFinder (notice no link)<br>
Betsy is way to into this dog thing . . . I am having hard time fighting it<br>
Giving up good dogs to keep the bad ones because they will get dirt nap<br>
Taking the kids on her doggie rebound trip<br>
I don't think it is fair to the kids<br>
10 years of marriage<br>
Deployed in WI for 3 years writing wills for soldiers<br>
I really question Betsy taking the kids with her<br>
It is shopping . . . not just lookinig at dogs<br>
Am I alright? You are not going to turn this around on me<br>
She's setting up the kids with the dog business<br>
They understand more than she thinks and gives him credit for<br>
This is shopping for a dog, not looking period<br>
He knows when you go to stores you buy things<br>
Kris is not a dog hater, Zeus is a good dog, however I have rationalized not needing a new dog<br>
The old ass cats as old as Abe Lincoln's bones<br>
Betsy's need to bring havoc into our lives<br>
Doggy proofing already . . . I can't win<br>
So what does it mean to be married for 10 years at our ages 31 and 30?<br>
Obviously, it could have been very bad<br>
You got married young<br>
At older age you have way of running your own life and set in your way<br>
We have the same ways<br>
"That is really annoying about Kris I can't believe that you put up with that"<br>
"Who says that"<br>
That doesn't gel with my life<br>
I don't care your ticks don't bother<br>
It doesn't feel like 10 years to me it feels like a year<br>
Our marriage has gotten better in the last 10 years<br>
Ball and chain? Not really<br>
Kris goes off on some bizarre tangent that makes no sense at all<br>
All I can say is thanks Mr. B for giving me room to do what I want to do<br>
In the basement like a pile of pudding<br>
Kris is keeping secrets<br>
Betsy could have gotten the dog tonight if she had done one thing . . . <br>

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<p>Show: #260<br />
  Length: 29:40<br />
  Size: 20.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 09, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_zeus.jpg"></p>

Happy anniversary, though it really isn't today<br>
Betsy's sister has ruined the magic by telling us when it really is<br>
"We can have a lovefest for days, right?"<br>
"Are you kidding . . . we have kids"<br>
Betsy and her sister having snacks<br>
We are going to pretend that it is the 20th<br>
Figuring out what day it is by using a calendar online<br>
Computers have taken the mystery out of almost everything<br>
No excuse for blissful ignorance<br>
Betsy kidnapped me and car jacked me<br>
On way to Verizon store and Betsy detours<br>
Time to get Booba a new phone<br>
Kris: manipulated again into letting Betsy take charge<br>
Kris has a great day today<br>
Sean says I have right to bew grumpy and Betsy should put up with it<br>
I'm a bear that has to hibernate<br>
Anniversary is coming I have no clue where Betsy is takin me<br>
I thought it would be something nice<br>
It turns out that God spelled backwards and put Patch after it and that is where I ended up<br>
See the image above<br>
They don't sell puppy mill dogs . . . sure<br>
The internet has taken joy out of looking for a dog<br>
Betsy extolls the great virtue of <a href="http://www.petfinder.com" target="_blank" id="tico">Petfinder.com</a><br>
Is it owned by FriendFinder (notice no link)<br>
Betsy is way to into this dog thing . . . I am having hard time fighting it<br>
Giving up good dogs to keep the bad ones because they will get dirt nap<br>
Taking the kids on her doggie rebound trip<br>
I don't think it is fair to the kids<br>
10 years of marriage<br>
Deployed in WI for 3 years writing wills for soldiers<br>
I really question Betsy taking the kids with her<br>
It is shopping . . . not just lookinig at dogs<br>
Am I alright? You are not going to turn this around on me<br>
She's setting up the kids with the dog business<br>
They understand more than she thinks and gives him credit for<br>
This is shopping for a dog, not looking period<br>
He knows when you go to stores you buy things<br>
Kris is not a dog hater, Zeus is a good dog, however I have rationalized not needing a new dog<br>
The old ass cats as old as Abe Lincoln's bones<br>
Betsy's need to bring havoc into our lives<br>
Doggy proofing already . . . I can't win<br>
So what does it mean to be married for 10 years at our ages 31 and 30?<br>
Obviously, it could have been very bad<br>
You got married young<br>
At older age you have way of running your own life and set in your way<br>
We have the same ways<br>
"That is really annoying about Kris I can't believe that you put up with that"<br>
"Who says that"<br>
That doesn't gel with my life<br>
I don't care your ticks don't bother<br>
It doesn't feel like 10 years to me it feels like a year<br>
Our marriage has gotten better in the last 10 years<br>
Ball and chain? Not really<br>
Kris goes off on some bizarre tangent that makes no sense at all<br>
All I can say is thanks Mr. B for giving me room to do what I want to do<br>
In the basement like a pile of pudding<br>
Kris is keeping secrets<br>
Betsy could have gotten the dog tonight if she had done one thing . . . <br>

<br /><br />

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Show: #260
  Length: 29:40
  Size: 20.3 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris August 09, 2006


Happy anniversary, though it really isn&#039;t today
Betsy&#039;s sister has ruined the magic by telling us when it really is
&quot;We can have a lovefest for days, right?&quot;
&quot;Are you kidding . . . we</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>dog, Pet Finder, marriage, anniversary, Dog Patch</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 02, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/383/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jun-02-2006_Target_shorts.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/383/cks-2006-06-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-06-02" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/383/cks-2006-06-02.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-06-02.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #234<br />
  Length: 20:09<br />
  Size: 13.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris June 02, 2006</strong></p>

<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/dragon.jpg"><br><br>

The long, feel good intro<br />
Lots-o-email been coming in<br />
Too many to respond to in a personal way<br />
How does Aberaham Lincoln taste<br />
Buying shorts at Target<br />
Everything is designed for 18 year old boys<br />
The perma wrinkle shorts<br />
Say hello to Lands End kris<br />
Kris is on diet and losing weight<br />
"I'm not going to weigh myself"<br />
Bagels are actually really bad<br />
Food cessation at this point<br />
Hey I'm going to go shoppng in the JR's department<br />
For the portly over 30 set<br />
What's athletic fit? Damn it! The shirts don't fit either in XXL!!<br />
10 years ago it would have worked<br />
Designed for the six pack now you got a two-liter<br />
None of them fit they are filled with lycra and youth juice<br />
I can't go anywhere without seeing the Milwaukee guys stuff<br />
Beer merchandise everywhere<br />
Their stuff is on TV like twice a day<br />
I did find some perma-wrinkle cargo shorts<br />
Short and pant leg length rant<br />
If I can see my socks there is a problem<br />
Losing site of little Kris<br />
Turning myself into veal<br />
Congratulations to Nick Guarracino and his wife on the birth of their son George!!<br />
I got mics, plenty<br />
Betsy shuts down the idea of recording on vacation<br />
We can record crossing Iowa<br />
Slowsky's shape for the trip<br />
Kris can't wear the old man shorts or coaches short, only options<br />
Even the lesbian gym teachers wear coaches shorts<br />
The debate over what is more pathetic<br />
<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>   	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Target">Target</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Target"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Target.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shorts">shorts</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shorts"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shorts.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/vacation">vacation</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/vacation"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/vacation.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Slowsky">Slowsky</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Slowsky"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Slowsky.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/383/cks-2006-06-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-06-02" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/383/cks-2006-06-02.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-06-02.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #234<br />
  Length: 20:09<br />
  Size: 13.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris June 02, 2006</strong></p>

<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/dragon.jpg"><br><br>

The long, feel good intro<br />
Lots-o-email been coming in<br />
Too many to respond to in a personal way<br />
How does Aberaham Lincoln taste<br />
Buying shorts at Target<br />
Everything is designed for 18 year old boys<br />
The perma wrinkle shorts<br />
Say hello to Lands End kris<br />
Kris is on diet and losing weight<br />
"I'm not going to weigh myself"<br />
Bagels are actually really bad<br />
Food cessation at this point<br />
Hey I'm going to go shoppng in the JR's department<br />
For the portly over 30 set<br />
What's athletic fit? Damn it! The shirts don't fit either in XXL!!<br />
10 years ago it would have worked<br />
Designed for the six pack now you got a two-liter<br />
None of them fit they are filled with lycra and youth juice<br />
I can't go anywhere without seeing the Milwaukee guys stuff<br />
Beer merchandise everywhere<br />
Their stuff is on TV like twice a day<br />
I did find some perma-wrinkle cargo shorts<br />
Short and pant leg length rant<br />
If I can see my socks there is a problem<br />
Losing site of little Kris<br />
Turning myself into veal<br />
Congratulations to Nick Guarracino and his wife on the birth of their son George!!<br />
I got mics, plenty<br />
Betsy shuts down the idea of recording on vacation<br />
We can record crossing Iowa<br />
Slowsky's shape for the trip<br />
Kris can't wear the old man shorts or coaches short, only options<br />
Even the lesbian gym teachers wear coaches shorts<br />
The debate over what is more pathetic<br />
<br /><br />

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         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:08:29 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-06-02.mp3
Show: #234
  Length: 20:09
  Size: 13.8 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris June 02, 2006



The long, feel good intro
Lots-o-email been coming in
Too many to respond to in a personal way
How does Aberaham Lincoln taste
Buying shorts at Target
Everything is designed for 18 year old boys
The perma</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Target, shorts, vacation, Slowsky, Betsy Smith</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Mar. 27, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/117/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Mar-27-2006_msi-chicago_original-cheesehead.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/117/cks-2006-03-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-03-27" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/117/cks-2006-03-27.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-03-27.mp3</a></p>
  <p>Show: #208<br />
    Length: 29:28<br />
    Size: 20.2mb<br />
    Format: mp3</p>
  <p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 164</strong></p>
  <p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
  <p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
  <p>Betsy says I gotta listen . . . to her<br />
    Marked as important, yet ignored<br />
    Kris spent the weekend with the family<br />
    We rocked it out at the museum - <a href="http://www.msichicago.org" target="_blank" id="tico">www.msichicago.org</a></p>
  <p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/msi_2006_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
  <p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/msi_2006_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
  <p>You get free coffee<br />
    Booba likes field museum better<br />
    The man considers it his museum<br />
    He acts like he owns the place<br />
    Mommies are restrictive<br />
    My lack of parenting is making him stronger<br />
    News from the lips of the babe<br />
    We sold the Lincoln!!<br />
    It is in better hands<br />
    Negotiable on the price<br />
    You bet how does $0 sound?<br />
    There was no hissy fit<br />
    Like a Golden Gloves prize fight with the Lincoln as the grand prize<br />
    He was a big guy . . . bigger than me<br />
    The buyer had a plan<br />
    Here's what is broken<br />
    Checking it out around the corner<br />
    Dealership auto jerks<br />
    Emotionally invested in selling the car<br />
    It was a great deal at the first price cut<br />
    Conferencing with Betsy<br />
    Now Betsy can fill the garage up with crap<br />
    Stuff all around the Lincoln . . . no more<br />
    eBay - thesmithmall (get your puffalumps)<br />
    I'll throw in a lifesize Barbie if you buy it today partner<br />
    Scam, scam, scam - thanks Lisa and Joe for the information!!<br />
    It sucks to be taken in<br />
    Kris tells way too long story about con man experience<br />
    Smelling the copy paper<br />
    This is a really crappy story Kris<br />
    Possibility that he stole our identities<br />
    Phone call from cops not cops<br />
    Original cheesehead guy and the knock-off cheesehead guy<br />
    The postcard mafia<br />
    Refresh your postcards for you<br />
    Betsy will throw down the Geraldo story on Wednesday<br />
    <a href="http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/sunpub/naper/business/n24podcast.htm" target="_blank" id="tico">Kris was in suburban newspapers</a><br />
    Spend time with me so I can see the front of your face</p>
  <p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0" /></a></p>
  <p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0" /></a> </p>	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/msi chicago">msi chicago</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/msi chicago"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/msi chicago.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/original cheesehead">original cheesehead</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/original cheesehead"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/original cheesehead.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Geraldo">Geraldo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Geraldo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Geraldo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stolen identity">stolen identity</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stolen identity"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stolen identity.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/117/cks-2006-03-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-03-27" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/117/cks-2006-03-27.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-03-27.mp3</a></p>
  <p>Show: #208<br />
    Length: 29:28<br />
    Size: 20.2mb<br />
    Format: mp3</p>
  <p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 164</strong></p>
  <p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
  <p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
  <p>Betsy says I gotta listen . . . to her<br />
    Marked as important, yet ignored<br />
    Kris spent the weekend with the family<br />
    We rocked it out at the museum - <a href="http://www.msichicago.org" target="_blank" id="tico">www.msichicago.org</a></p>
  <p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/msi_2006_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
  <p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/msi_2006_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
  <p>You get free coffee<br />
    Booba likes field museum better<br />
    The man considers it his museum<br />
    He acts like he owns the place<br />
    Mommies are restrictive<br />
    My lack of parenting is making him stronger<br />
    News from the lips of the babe<br />
    We sold the Lincoln!!<br />
    It is in better hands<br />
    Negotiable on the price<br />
    You bet how does $0 sound?<br />
    There was no hissy fit<br />
    Like a Golden Gloves prize fight with the Lincoln as the grand prize<br />
    He was a big guy . . . bigger than me<br />
    The buyer had a plan<br />
    Here's what is broken<br />
    Checking it out around the corner<br />
    Dealership auto jerks<br />
    Emotionally invested in selling the car<br />
    It was a great deal at the first price cut<br />
    Conferencing with Betsy<br />
    Now Betsy can fill the garage up with crap<br />
    Stuff all around the Lincoln . . . no more<br />
    eBay - thesmithmall (get your puffalumps)<br />
    I'll throw in a lifesize Barbie if you buy it today partner<br />
    Scam, scam, scam - thanks Lisa and Joe for the information!!<br />
    It sucks to be taken in<br />
    Kris tells way too long story about con man experience<br />
    Smelling the copy paper<br />
    This is a really crappy story Kris<br />
    Possibility that he stole our identities<br />
    Phone call from cops not cops<br />
    Original cheesehead guy and the knock-off cheesehead guy<br />
    The postcard mafia<br />
    Refresh your postcards for you<br />
    Betsy will throw down the Geraldo story on Wednesday<br />
    <a href="http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/sunpub/naper/business/n24podcast.htm" target="_blank" id="tico">Kris was in suburban newspapers</a><br />
    Spend time with me so I can see the front of your face</p>
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  <p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0" /></a> </p>	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/msi chicago">msi chicago</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/msi chicago"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/msi chicago.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/original cheesehead">original cheesehead</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/original cheesehead"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/original cheesehead.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Geraldo">Geraldo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Geraldo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Geraldo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stolen identity">stolen identity</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stolen identity"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stolen identity.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:46:07 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary>  Croncast - 2006-03-27.mp3
  Show: #208
    Length: 29:28
    Size: 20.2mb
    Format: mp3
  Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 164
  Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word!
  Show Notes
  Betsy says I gotta listen . . . to her
    Marked as important, yet ignored
    Kris spent the weekend with the family
    We</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>msi chicago, original cheesehead, Geraldo, lincoln, stolen identity</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/139/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-159_Gigi_bedazzled.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/139/cks-2006-03-15.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-03-15" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/139/cks-2006-03-15.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3</a><br /><br />

Show: #203<br />
Length: 36:39<br />
Size: 25.6 mb<br />
Format: mp3<br /><br />

<strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159</strong><br><br />

If you have a moment and iTunes <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave a comment</a> - this will help to spread the word about the show!<br /><br />

<strong>Show Notes</strong><br /><br />

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.<br />
Bedazzled like a peacok<br />
He was in to that sort of thing<br />
Be my wife<br />
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."<br />
Mean from day one<br />
We can party but not get married<br />
The large amount of earings in my head<br />
The head peircing<br />
My brother head hole is full of more holes<br />
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs<br />
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else<br />
The old folding doors were us<br />
We just don't take care of anything<br />
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home<br />
Ben is making Kris look really bad<br />
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling<br />
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.<br />
Baby stomach shorr off<br />
Putting Ben on staff<br />
What 30 year old needs a PSP?<br />
I do!<br />
The faucet<br />
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are<br />
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now<br />
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet<br />
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art<br />
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.<br />
The garbage man hates us<br />
Betsy watches him out the window, even today<br />
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."<br />
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.<br />
No faucet without Kris.<br /><br />
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<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gigi">Gigi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gigi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gigi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bedazzled">bedazzled</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bedazzled"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bedazzled.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PSP">PSP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PSP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PSP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln">Lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/faucet">faucet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/faucet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/faucet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/139/cks-2006-03-15.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-03-15" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/139/cks-2006-03-15.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3</a><br /><br />

Show: #203<br />
Length: 36:39<br />
Size: 25.6 mb<br />
Format: mp3<br /><br />

<strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159</strong><br><br />

If you have a moment and iTunes <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave a comment</a> - this will help to spread the word about the show!<br /><br />

<strong>Show Notes</strong><br /><br />

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.<br />
Bedazzled like a peacok<br />
He was in to that sort of thing<br />
Be my wife<br />
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."<br />
Mean from day one<br />
We can party but not get married<br />
The large amount of earings in my head<br />
The head peircing<br />
My brother head hole is full of more holes<br />
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs<br />
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else<br />
The old folding doors were us<br />
We just don't take care of anything<br />
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home<br />
Ben is making Kris look really bad<br />
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling<br />
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.<br />
Baby stomach shorr off<br />
Putting Ben on staff<br />
What 30 year old needs a PSP?<br />
I do!<br />
The faucet<br />
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are<br />
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now<br />
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet<br />
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art<br />
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.<br />
The garbage man hates us<br />
Betsy watches him out the window, even today<br />
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."<br />
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.<br />
No faucet without Kris.<br /><br />
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         <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:26:12 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,139</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>  Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3

Show: #203
Length: 36:39
Size: 25.6 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159

If you have a moment and iTunes Leave a comment - this will help to spread the word about the show!

Show Notes

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>Gigi, bedazzled, PSP, Lincoln, faucet</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 88</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/230/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-88_back_betsy.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-06-13" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2005-06-13.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #129<br />
Length: 36:36<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 16.7 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 88</strong></p>
	<p>So my voice is coming back, slowly, got a bit of my laugh back and . . . I got a new car, a Scion xB. I am going to take some photos and I'll be right back.</p>
	<p>Here they are with a couple of reflections of the Lincoln.</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_7.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_3.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_4.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_5.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p>Thirty with bald spots on top and a bass tube and neon lights illuminating the inside, I will travel the suburbs frontin' as a 20 year old with his first gig. We talk about my rejection letter from WBEZ in Chicago, at least they were still thinking of me.</p>
	<p>We also get into buying the car and how if they knew us they probably wouldn't loan us the money because our payment history with them is not indicative of our bill paying habits, what Kris could go without if we no money, Betsy inheriting the Lincoln, the subdivision block party which marks the one year anniversary for us in this house, buying children.</p>
	<p>And then we get into Betsy telling me that camping isn't waking up in the back of a truck bed in a cornfield but is Wolfgang Puck Latte's in a personal cup, we do the show shout outs, special one for Timothy Vojta for a generous donation, my childhood viewing of Miami Vice (I never wanted to be Tubbs).</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/buying">buying</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/buying"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/buying.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-06-13" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2005-06-13.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #129<br />
Length: 36:36<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 16.7 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 88</strong></p>
	<p>So my voice is coming back, slowly, got a bit of my laugh back and . . . I got a new car, a Scion xB. I am going to take some photos and I'll be right back.</p>
	<p>Here they are with a couple of reflections of the Lincoln.</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_7.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_3.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_4.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_5.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/scion_xb_6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
	<p>Thirty with bald spots on top and a bass tube and neon lights illuminating the inside, I will travel the suburbs frontin' as a 20 year old with his first gig. We talk about my rejection letter from WBEZ in Chicago, at least they were still thinking of me.</p>
	<p>We also get into buying the car and how if they knew us they probably wouldn't loan us the money because our payment history with them is not indicative of our bill paying habits, what Kris could go without if we no money, Betsy inheriting the Lincoln, the subdivision block party which marks the one year anniversary for us in this house, buying children.</p>
	<p>And then we get into Betsy telling me that camping isn't waking up in the back of a truck bed in a cornfield but is Wolfgang Puck Latte's in a personal cup, we do the show shout outs, special one for Timothy Vojta for a generous donation, my childhood viewing of Miami Vice (I never wanted to be Tubbs).</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/buying">buying</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/buying"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/buying.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 05:29:35 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,230</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-06-13.mp3
	Show: #129
Length: 36:36
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 16.7 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 88
	So my voice is coming back, slowly, got a bit of my laugh back and . . . I got a new car, a Scion xB. I am going to take some photos and I&#039;ll be right back.
	Here they are with a couple of reflections</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>back, betsy, croncast, kris, buying</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband kris Ep. 38</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/284/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-kris-Ep-38_croncast_betsy.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-02-16" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-02-16.mp3">Croncast - 2005-02-16.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #75<br />
Length: 35:26<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 16.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 38</strong></p>
	<p align="center"><strong>TODAY IS SHOW NUMBER 75!!!!</strong></p>
	<p>So as unceremoniously as usual Betsy and I forget the fact that we got some press today and talk on about how she backed the van into my Lincoln and broke off the mirror, the wobbly-eyed nurse from the last time we had a baby, who's getting fixed and how.</p>
	<p>Last but not least we also talk about the launch of <a href="http://www.palegroove.com">Palegroove Studios</a> and how the site still isn't finished or ready to go but enough procrastinating about the word is out. </p>
	<p>Links to the discussion about Palegroove Studios:</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.blogherald.com/2005/02/16/first-podcasting-studio-opens/">Blog Herald</a><br />
<a href="http://socialtwister.com/archives/000491.html">Social Twister</a> - Gregory Narain (fellow podcaster)</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/talk">talk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/talk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/talk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/studios">studios</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/studios"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/studios.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/palegroove">palegroove</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/palegroove"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/palegroove.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-02-16" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-02-16.mp3">Croncast - 2005-02-16.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #75<br />
Length: 35:26<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 16.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 38</strong></p>
	<p align="center"><strong>TODAY IS SHOW NUMBER 75!!!!</strong></p>
	<p>So as unceremoniously as usual Betsy and I forget the fact that we got some press today and talk on about how she backed the van into my Lincoln and broke off the mirror, the wobbly-eyed nurse from the last time we had a baby, who's getting fixed and how.</p>
	<p>Last but not least we also talk about the launch of <a href="http://www.palegroove.com">Palegroove Studios</a> and how the site still isn't finished or ready to go but enough procrastinating about the word is out. </p>
	<p>Links to the discussion about Palegroove Studios:</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.blogherald.com/2005/02/16/first-podcasting-studio-opens/">Blog Herald</a><br />
<a href="http://socialtwister.com/archives/000491.html">Social Twister</a> - Gregory Narain (fellow podcaster)</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/talk">talk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/talk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/talk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/studios">studios</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/studios"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/studios.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/palegroove">palegroove</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/palegroove"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/palegroove.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 10:58:08 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-02-16.mp3
	Show: #75
Length: 35:26
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 16.2 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 38
	TODAY IS SHOW NUMBER 75!!!!
	So as unceremoniously as usual Betsy and I forget the fact that we got some press today and talk on about how she backed the van into my Lincoln and broke off the mirror, the</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 29</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/296/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-29_croncast_repair.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-01-28" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2005-01-28.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #63<br />
Length: 38:28<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 17.6 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 29</strong></p>
	<p>Well, on my way into the city about 1 1/2 hours ago my baby Lincoln decided to have some massive electrical issues. So no meeting and no fun!</p>
	<p>I am going to put up today's show and then take the car to Pep Boys for repair . . . hopeful repair and for not a whole lot of dough either but I am estimating that this will $500 or more to fix. Wish us luck.</p>
	<p>Maybe the Lincoln is pissed off because I didn't do another show from it today.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Show notes soon.</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/repair">repair</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/repair"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/repair.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ep">ep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-01-28" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2005-01-28.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #63<br />
Length: 38:28<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 17.6 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 29</strong></p>
	<p>Well, on my way into the city about 1 1/2 hours ago my baby Lincoln decided to have some massive electrical issues. So no meeting and no fun!</p>
	<p>I am going to put up today's show and then take the car to Pep Boys for repair . . . hopeful repair and for not a whole lot of dough either but I am estimating that this will $500 or more to fix. Wish us luck.</p>
	<p>Maybe the Lincoln is pissed off because I didn't do another show from it today.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Show notes soon.</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/repair">repair</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/repair"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/repair.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ep">ep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 11:48:04 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-01-28.mp3
	Show: #63
Length: 38:28
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 17.6 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 29
	Well, on my way into the city about 1 1/2 hours ago my baby Lincoln decided to have some massive electrical issues. So no meeting and no fun!
	I am going to put up today&#039;s show and then take the car to</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>croncast, repair, lincoln, ep, betsy</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Croncast - Kris and his love the Lincoln Ep. 1</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/297/Croncast---Kris-and-his-love-the-Lincoln-Ep-1_bit_lincoln.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-01-27" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-01-27.mp3">Croncast - 2005-01-27.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #62<br />
Length: 31:00<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 14.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Kris and his love the Lincoln Ep. 1</strong></p>
	<p>Sorry that the show is late  . . . I had a really busy day. It won't happen again ;-) . . . yeah right.</p>
	<p>Kris does it up in his Lincoln on the way to work, the only time I had to record the show. So hang out with me on my way to work today. It's a bit of sound seeing, a bit about podcasting, a bit about my marriage and the recording device.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Show notes soon.</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bit">bit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/work">work</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/work"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/work.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-01-27" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-01-27.mp3">Croncast - 2005-01-27.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #62<br />
Length: 31:00<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 14.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Kris and his love the Lincoln Ep. 1</strong></p>
	<p>Sorry that the show is late  . . . I had a really busy day. It won't happen again ;-) . . . yeah right.</p>
	<p>Kris does it up in his Lincoln on the way to work, the only time I had to record the show. So hang out with me on my way to work today. It's a bit of sound seeing, a bit about podcasting, a bit about my marriage and the recording device.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Show notes soon.</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bit">bit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lincoln">lincoln</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lincoln"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lincoln.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/work">work</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/work"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/work.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:01:12 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-01-27.mp3
	Show: #62
Length: 31:00
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.2 mb
	Croncast - Kris and his love the Lincoln Ep. 1
	Sorry that the show is late  . . . I had a really busy day. It won&#039;t happen again ;-) . . . yeah right.
	Kris does it up in his Lincoln on the way to work, the only time I had to record the show. So</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>bit, lincoln, croncast, kris, work</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/303/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-24_betsy_kris.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-01-19" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-01-19.mp3">Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #56<br />
Length: 23:59<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 10.9  mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24</strong></p>
	<p>On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Intro<br />
My co-pilot in life - Elizabeth Smith<br />
It's show and tell day, where's the man's<br />
The crotch of the Lincoln<br />
Thanks <a href="http://www.techntunes.blogspot.com/">Tech-N-Tunes</a><br />
Techie's need to Unionize!!!!!<br />
Shiny and white<br />
Baby doctor this morning<br />
Insist on weighing pregnant women<br />
Expecting a bigger baby . . . 6 lbs ain't right<br />
What is a snowmobile . . . Ben knows<br />
Premiere of Sled Head Radio - <a href="http://www.sledheadradio.com">www.sledheadradio.com</a><br />
Sites go down and I lose it<br />
I would marry Betsy all over again<br />
Where isn't the internet<br />
If Kris makes $5 million he's divorcing Betsy<br />
Marlboro catalog and coolers<br />
Caffeine junkies need NoDoz suppositories<br />
Betsy isn't going to nurse as long<br />
The man can eat and he is growing like boom<br />
The destruction of our pluralistic culture . . . polo shirts or computers<br />
Waste management guy with roses<br />
Betsy takes on chat room nerds<br />
Take the energy out of it<br />
Betsy is evil today<br />
The discussion board that Betsy belongs to exists because of sex<br />
Everyone will agree with Kris<br />
There is one guy on this list for strollers<br />
Betsy can't take it<br />
Living the suburbs is rough for puppies<br />
No fires in the burbs</p>
	<p>Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at <a href="http://www.sledheadradio.com">www.sledheadradio.com</a> tonight by 6 p.m. CST . I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting.</p>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sled">sled</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sled"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sled.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/premiere">premiere</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/premiere"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/premiere.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-01-19" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-01-19.mp3">Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #56<br />
Length: 23:59<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 10.9  mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24</strong></p>
	<p>On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Intro<br />
My co-pilot in life - Elizabeth Smith<br />
It's show and tell day, where's the man's<br />
The crotch of the Lincoln<br />
Thanks <a href="http://www.techntunes.blogspot.com/">Tech-N-Tunes</a><br />
Techie's need to Unionize!!!!!<br />
Shiny and white<br />
Baby doctor this morning<br />
Insist on weighing pregnant women<br />
Expecting a bigger baby . . . 6 lbs ain't right<br />
What is a snowmobile . . . Ben knows<br />
Premiere of Sled Head Radio - <a href="http://www.sledheadradio.com">www.sledheadradio.com</a><br />
Sites go down and I lose it<br />
I would marry Betsy all over again<br />
Where isn't the internet<br />
If Kris makes $5 million he's divorcing Betsy<br />
Marlboro catalog and coolers<br />
Caffeine junkies need NoDoz suppositories<br />
Betsy isn't going to nurse as long<br />
The man can eat and he is growing like boom<br />
The destruction of our pluralistic culture . . . polo shirts or computers<br />
Waste management guy with roses<br />
Betsy takes on chat room nerds<br />
Take the energy out of it<br />
Betsy is evil today<br />
The discussion board that Betsy belongs to exists because of sex<br />
Everyone will agree with Kris<br />
There is one guy on this list for strollers<br />
Betsy can't take it<br />
Living the suburbs is rough for puppies<br />
No fires in the burbs</p>
	<p>Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at <a href="http://www.sledheadradio.com">www.sledheadradio.com</a> tonight by 6 p.m. CST . I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting.</p>
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	Show: #56
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 10.9  mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24
	On today&#039;s show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don&#039;t know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do.
	Today&#039;s Show
	Intro
My co-pilot</itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2004-12-31" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2004-12-31.mp3">Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #43<br />
Length: 37:38<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64k<br />
Size: 17.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17</strong></p>
	<p>Today show is co-hosted with Betsy. </p>
	<p><em><strong>WE NAMED THE BABY!</strong></em></p>
	<p>Well, the baby named herself. You're going to have to listen to find out what it is.</p>
	<p>Have a happy new year and have a great weekend.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Intro<br />
Happy New Year<br />
Hope 2005 doesn't suck!<br />
Space alien listeners<br />
That's Betsy<br />
Check us out at <a href="http://www.croncast.com">www.croncast.com</a><br />
Betsy asks, "What is an RSS feed?"<br />
I open the program<br />
Stroller collection websites<br />
Barbie jeep for stroller?<br />
Captain America<br />
Muffin can out run the Lincoln<br />
WE NAMED THE BABY!<br />
The name isn't Pearl<br />
More email to Ms. Kris Smith<br />
Betsy wouldn't have conceded<br />
The man wants to be a window washer<br />
More parenting issues involving Kris<br />
Betsy tells the man he can't vote republican<br />
Colin and Jeb<br />
It's all about the bureaucracy<br />
Germans and Canadians in Cuba<br />
Betsy isn't going to send her sister<br />
Reading Bushwacked<br />
Goodwill rules of conduct<br />
The Goodwill podumentary<br />
Play date business cards<br />
Thanks to all guests and other shout outs<br />
Today is show 41<br />
Happy New Year!</p>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby">baby</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/year">year</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/year"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/year.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2004-12-31" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2004-12-31.mp3">Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #43<br />
Length: 37:38<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64k<br />
Size: 17.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17</strong></p>
	<p>Today show is co-hosted with Betsy. </p>
	<p><em><strong>WE NAMED THE BABY!</strong></em></p>
	<p>Well, the baby named herself. You're going to have to listen to find out what it is.</p>
	<p>Have a happy new year and have a great weekend.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Intro<br />
Happy New Year<br />
Hope 2005 doesn't suck!<br />
Space alien listeners<br />
That's Betsy<br />
Check us out at <a href="http://www.croncast.com">www.croncast.com</a><br />
Betsy asks, "What is an RSS feed?"<br />
I open the program<br />
Stroller collection websites<br />
Barbie jeep for stroller?<br />
Captain America<br />
Muffin can out run the Lincoln<br />
WE NAMED THE BABY!<br />
The name isn't Pearl<br />
More email to Ms. Kris Smith<br />
Betsy wouldn't have conceded<br />
The man wants to be a window washer<br />
More parenting issues involving Kris<br />
Betsy tells the man he can't vote republican<br />
Colin and Jeb<br />
It's all about the bureaucracy<br />
Germans and Canadians in Cuba<br />
Betsy isn't going to send her sister<br />
Reading Bushwacked<br />
Goodwill rules of conduct<br />
The Goodwill podumentary<br />
Play date business cards<br />
Thanks to all guests and other shout outs<br />
Today is show 41<br />
Happy New Year!</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby">baby</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/year">year</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/year"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/year.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:51:01 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3
	Show: #43
Length: 37:38
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 17.2 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17
	Today show is co-hosted with Betsy. 
	WE NAMED THE BABY!
	Well, the baby named herself. You&#039;re going to have to listen to find out what it is.
	Have a happy new year and have a great</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>betsy, kris, croncast, baby, year</itunes:keywords> 
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