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      <title>MC Hammer | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for MC Hammer. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 10: Transvestite Mennonite, MC Hammer, Baby Spiders</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-30" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #485<br />
  Length: 28:03<br>
  Size: 19.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1682/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
I pulled a muscle in my back<br>
My spider bites<br>
It's a back wall injury<br>
Like in the Mist<br>
Where the privileged people are<br>
At the Intercontinental hotel<br>
I ordered my drink<br>
You need to try it<br>
Jaegermeister and Bailey's?<br>
It makes me want to cover my ears<br>
How much do they charge for that?<br>
It depends<br>
The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major<br>
How much do you want?<br>
Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's<br>
Well, we pour in ounces<br>
I don't care what pour, just fill it up<br>
When have you counted<br>
You are an asshole<br>
I'm not an asshole<br>
How many ounces would you like?<br>
What kind of question is that?<br>
I would have turned you into a zombie<br>
Was $30 a drink<br>
Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level<br>
She had already poured them<br>
A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol<br>
They should charge normally<br>
I need to carry my own stuff<br>
Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own<br>
You pay for the atmosphere<br>
But most have to leave early to get to a meeting<br>
$30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere<br>
Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby<br>
I missed it<br>
I was three feet from him<br>
He looked nothing like I would have expected<br>
Taller than I thought<br>
They have small man complex and work harder<br>
Shaped like a potato these days<br>
He would have showed all of his potato parts<br>
He has an internet startup<br>
It's like youtube but with dance videos<br>
There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill<br>
Who is it?<br>
I don't know his/her name<br>
What?<br>
It is a Transvestite Mennonite<br>
I had awkward pause seeking gender<br>
I blanked<br>
I needed to know boy or girl to return communication<br>
You should do a back bend
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MC Hammer">MC Hammer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MC Hammer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MC Hammer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the mist">the mist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the mist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the mist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/transvestite mennonite">transvestite mennonite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/transvestite mennonite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/transvestite mennonite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spider bite">spider bite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spider bite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spider bite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/jaegermeister and bailey's">jaegermeister and bailey's</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/jaegermeister and bailey's"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/jaegermeister and bailey's.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-30" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #485<br />
  Length: 28:03<br>
  Size: 19.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1682/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
I pulled a muscle in my back<br>
My spider bites<br>
It's a back wall injury<br>
Like in the Mist<br>
Where the privileged people are<br>
At the Intercontinental hotel<br>
I ordered my drink<br>
You need to try it<br>
Jaegermeister and Bailey's?<br>
It makes me want to cover my ears<br>
How much do they charge for that?<br>
It depends<br>
The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major<br>
How much do you want?<br>
Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's<br>
Well, we pour in ounces<br>
I don't care what pour, just fill it up<br>
When have you counted<br>
You are an asshole<br>
I'm not an asshole<br>
How many ounces would you like?<br>
What kind of question is that?<br>
I would have turned you into a zombie<br>
Was $30 a drink<br>
Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level<br>
She had already poured them<br>
A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol<br>
They should charge normally<br>
I need to carry my own stuff<br>
Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own<br>
You pay for the atmosphere<br>
But most have to leave early to get to a meeting<br>
$30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere<br>
Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby<br>
I missed it<br>
I was three feet from him<br>
He looked nothing like I would have expected<br>
Taller than I thought<br>
They have small man complex and work harder<br>
Shaped like a potato these days<br>
He would have showed all of his potato parts<br>
He has an internet startup<br>
It's like youtube but with dance videos<br>
There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill<br>
Who is it?<br>
I don't know his/her name<br>
What?<br>
It is a Transvestite Mennonite<br>
I had awkward pause seeking gender<br>
I blanked<br>
I needed to know boy or girl to return communication<br>
You should do a back bend
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MC Hammer">MC Hammer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MC Hammer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MC Hammer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the mist">the mist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the mist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the mist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/transvestite mennonite">transvestite mennonite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/transvestite mennonite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/transvestite mennonite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spider bite">spider bite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spider bite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spider bite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/jaegermeister and bailey's">jaegermeister and bailey's</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/jaegermeister and bailey's"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/jaegermeister and bailey's.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3
Show: #485
  Length: 28:03
  Size: 19.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

I pulled a muscle in my back
My</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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