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      <title>Marisa | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Marisa. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  <copyright>Palegroove Studios 2004-2008</copyright>
	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for Marisa. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Marisa. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 30, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1220/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-30-2007_Costco_Gorievers.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1220/cks-2007-11-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-30 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1220/cks-2007-11-30.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #440<br />
  Length: 25:32<br>
  Size: 17.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1220/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Short short notes today. If you listen you'll know why.<br>
It's Tell a Friend Friday!<br>
Get out there and tell somebody<br>
Even my son points out that I am allergic to lady bugs<br>
I have to stop saying the word seriously<br>
Costco salmon with dill<br>
I can't take it anymore<br>
Shout out for support to Marisa and Jason!!<br>
Check out Jason at <a href="http://www.ncnpodcast.com">NCN Podcast</a>
Thank you guys so much . . . you rock!<br>
Betsy will be breeding goats and golden retrievers<br>
Horned and it eats all your stuff<br>
Goriever products to follow soon<br>
Folicular drift
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Costco">Costco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Costco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Costco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gorievers">Gorievers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gorievers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gorievers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat eyes">goat eyes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat eyes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat eyes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Marisa">Marisa</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Marisa"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Marisa.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NCN Podcast">NCN Podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NCN Podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NCN Podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1220/cks-2007-11-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-30 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1220/cks-2007-11-30.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #440<br />
  Length: 25:32<br>
  Size: 17.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1220/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Short short notes today. If you listen you'll know why.<br>
It's Tell a Friend Friday!<br>
Get out there and tell somebody<br>
Even my son points out that I am allergic to lady bugs<br>
I have to stop saying the word seriously<br>
Costco salmon with dill<br>
I can't take it anymore<br>
Shout out for support to Marisa and Jason!!<br>
Check out Jason at <a href="http://www.ncnpodcast.com">NCN Podcast</a>
Thank you guys so much . . . you rock!<br>
Betsy will be breeding goats and golden retrievers<br>
Horned and it eats all your stuff<br>
Goriever products to follow soon<br>
Folicular drift
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:30:13 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>25:32</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Costco, Gorievers, goat eyes, Marisa, NCN Podcast</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 21, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1171/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-21-2007_ceramic-tube_gem-shows.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1171/cks-2007-11-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-21 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1171/cks-2007-11-21.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-21.mp3</a><br>
Show: #436<br />
  Length: 29:38<br>
  Size: 20.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1171/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
This is a rocking show today<br>
I forgot to give a shout out to Marisa on the show for her support!!<br>
Friday's show . . . brought to you by Marisa<br>
Leaving comments on any post<br>
I think we've been putting out too many shows<br>
Everybody tells me that they are behind<br>
Maybe we should do fewer shows?<br>
Folks got a little time and they ask, "What are Kris and Betsy up to these days?"<br>
People as things as if they weren't true<br>
"Was the cake really that bad?"<br>
Yes<br>
You can't make up a cake like that<br>
Our stories are spit-shined not made up<br>
Betsy got a nice comment today<br>
"you're the best. the number one on the planet"<br>
The number 1 hussy<br>
The number 1 reverse mullet wearer<br>
Living in a ceramic tube by the river<br>
Great art from dead junkie clothing crazy patched quilts<br>
I can't go there with you, Kris<br>
Yeah, I heard every bit of bitching<br>
She starts talking to me like I am the friend in the wheelchair<br>
Wow, I can't go there with you, Betsy<br>
Off to the gem stones and stamp show<br>
He pulls in to a handicap spot<br>
Goes to the trunk and pulls out a wheelchair<br>
A rental<br>
Made of vinyl and sticky from last guys sweat<br>
It's like me at Goodwill<br>
A dent from the colostomy bag<br>
You're dad had this planned<br>
Re-gifted Chinese made products are fine<br>
It was an ugly shirt<br>
There is a fine line between gay and gangster<br>
If you think I am dressing gay, then I am dressing good<br>
Karma would be a drag queen in my world<br>
Wouldn't she?<br>
Betsy gets shot down by ChildServ for a job<br>
I got the group home skills<br>
"The children need stability"<br>
What?<br>
Teaching improv to juvenile offenders
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ceramic tube">ceramic tube</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ceramic tube"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ceramic tube.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gem shows">gem shows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gem shows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gem shows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wheelchair rental">wheelchair rental</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wheelchair rental"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wheelchair rental.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dressing gay">dressing gay</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dressing gay"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dressing gay.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/juvenile offenders">juvenile offenders</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/juvenile offenders"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/juvenile offenders.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1171/cks-2007-11-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-21 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1171/cks-2007-11-21.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-21.mp3</a><br>
Show: #436<br />
  Length: 29:38<br>
  Size: 20.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1171/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
This is a rocking show today<br>
I forgot to give a shout out to Marisa on the show for her support!!<br>
Friday's show . . . brought to you by Marisa<br>
Leaving comments on any post<br>
I think we've been putting out too many shows<br>
Everybody tells me that they are behind<br>
Maybe we should do fewer shows?<br>
Folks got a little time and they ask, "What are Kris and Betsy up to these days?"<br>
People as things as if they weren't true<br>
"Was the cake really that bad?"<br>
Yes<br>
You can't make up a cake like that<br>
Our stories are spit-shined not made up<br>
Betsy got a nice comment today<br>
"you're the best. the number one on the planet"<br>
The number 1 hussy<br>
The number 1 reverse mullet wearer<br>
Living in a ceramic tube by the river<br>
Great art from dead junkie clothing crazy patched quilts<br>
I can't go there with you, Kris<br>
Yeah, I heard every bit of bitching<br>
She starts talking to me like I am the friend in the wheelchair<br>
Wow, I can't go there with you, Betsy<br>
Off to the gem stones and stamp show<br>
He pulls in to a handicap spot<br>
Goes to the trunk and pulls out a wheelchair<br>
A rental<br>
Made of vinyl and sticky from last guys sweat<br>
It's like me at Goodwill<br>
A dent from the colostomy bag<br>
You're dad had this planned<br>
Re-gifted Chinese made products are fine<br>
It was an ugly shirt<br>
There is a fine line between gay and gangster<br>
If you think I am dressing gay, then I am dressing good<br>
Karma would be a drag queen in my world<br>
Wouldn't she?<br>
Betsy gets shot down by ChildServ for a job<br>
I got the group home skills<br>
"The children need stability"<br>
What?<br>
Teaching improv to juvenile offenders
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600</pubDate>
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