Betsy and her husband Kris May 03, 2006

Thu, 04 May 2006 05:54:32 -0500

Croncast - 2006-05-03.mp3

Show: #223
Length: 48:46
Size: 33.5 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 03, 2006

Betsy doesn't just wear the pants, she wears my pants
Naperville podcast and blogger meet-up
Another thing about you that pisses me off
Getting up early and not getting it ready
The morning outfit
The work uniform - khakis
The late night outfit
I'm in denial about my age Old Navy
But I still wear the same underwear
Fantastical story told by Betsy
Forced to wear your pants
Spanglies and bald eagles sewed on the pockets
Wear your uniform to go out
Tanslacks.com
Khakis are the new suit - bleh
Jeans and a dress shirt
Betsy says Silicone Valley for the 55th time and I call her on it
The roller coaster drawing of Missy in the second grade
Busted handed it off
Staying in during lunch
She was a sub teacher who I ended up hanging out with her daughter
Kids can shake stuff off, it's the parents that get the hang up
The fury of people messing with your progeny
Girls hold grudges, boys don't
Military films
Why didn't you to into the armed services?
Why is there always a bus that these guys get on?
No speeding ticket for lead foot Kris
He gets a $2,000 ticket for not having insurance
But I do have insurance, just need to go to court and prove it
It was a 25 mph zone
If your eye lids are catching air you are driving too fast
Police with crazy handlebar mustaches rock
Young cop versus old cop
Channel one
Here come the Colbert roast of Bush . . . right on!
Here's a link to the transcript
The Dems need to be behind and action like this
This was the time to do it and it was done well, thank you
No one gives a rat's ass about summer television except Betsy
The DVR will be humming with her summer reality shows
The ones that made 6 episodes and then imploded
"Deadliest hair dresser who likes to bake pies"
More vasectomy stories
I can't believe I am going to go through with this
Mike Baker's story of watching in a reflection from the urologists glasses
Alter ego says the clips are no joke
I couldn't do the samples right
Betsy calls Sirius
We have no idea what we are doing with the show anymore
Sure we'd like to make money from the show
Betsy reads another email from her pop
Great vasectomy results will also inlcude something beyond freedom
ID3 will be online only and not PDF, some people need to learn how to read
Betsy needs an elevator pitch for the show
Send us your elevator pitch
Baby monitor form cell phone and land line
She asks listeners to send email to ideas@sirius-radio.com
What is a good fit for us?
HBO needs a podcast directory

Tags: Colbert khakis military films speeding Sirius Missy

Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:00:06 -0500

Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3

Show: #219
Length: 33:22
Size: 22.9 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006

You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years
Kris went all out one year
Then we starved for three months later
A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy
Smelling like a $10 hooker
I'm good and Betsy is great
Betsy has a first
The My Twinn foot hanging off the Goodwill rack
Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake
If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies
Kris doesn't know what My Twinn dolls are
The pulse of my own heart in my ears
80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality
Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday
Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat
The Diet Coke gets opened
Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke
Designing a doll to look just like your child
Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll
Moles, freckles and all
The doll hospital
Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head
Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied
Betsy had to check herself
Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head
Michael Jackson's black or white video
Googie looks like my mom
Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures
I don't understand paying for sex
Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject
I've been propositioned for garage sale money
Betsy had her own garage sale
She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others
Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?"
Buying from your neighbors
Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list
Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale
Selling Legos a pound at a time
Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think
Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase
The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids
If you've got it, it's ok
The first step to Republicanism
What are they paying for . . . social programs?
Putting your kids needs right on top and first
The blue house memories
"I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard."
Kris never moved as a kid
Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town
Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie"
Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother
Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess
Euphoria
Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is
Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus
Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it."
Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style."
The gnats attack
I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face

Tags: Goodwill My Twinn Republicanism Michael Jackson FirePod

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