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      <title>Monte Carlo love | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Monte Carlo love. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Monte Carlo love. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/795/cks-2007-06-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-13 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/795/cks-2007-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #375<br />
  Length: 30:03<br />
  Size: 20.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
July 8th, live show, must get 10 peeps in seats by June 15th<br>
The triscadecaphobes represent in full<br>
Leave a comment like the post for the video of the show<br>
Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair<br>
Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby<br>
We should call your corner, "What's that smell"<br>
Garbage to the left and plates to the right<br>
And, and what?<br>
I put on the Beast costume for you baby<br>
<a href="http://turo.us/9oLJL">Here's the auction</a><br>
Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn<br>
I'm going to give the auction number<br>
Betsy reads it all too fast<br>
Then she gives them to us like were are idiots<br>
That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume<br>
There's one watcher already<br>
The gay trip wires were missing<br>
The male flight attendant gives Kris a wink<br>
I have to do something about my appearance<br>
We have become morons<br>
Intelligence is sucked up by your offspring as you fight for survival<br>
Betsy's grammar has taken a dive or maybe we shouldn't record so late at night<br>
Betsy's sister invited to one of those lady sex parties<br>
A "Love" party<br>
I don't want to hear about grandma's sex toys<br>
There will be other people there, Betsy<br>
Turns out there is no one else there<br>
I keep my inventory at my parents house in the crawl space<br>
Big black duffel bag<br>
They search your bags no matter what<br>
Then they steal your iPod<br>
The Beast will get pulled aside<br>
Yes, I need to shave off my goatee<br>
Going the Billy Bob Thornton look is not good for you<br>
I am embarrassed<br>
"If you make yourself ugly"<br>
Sex toys and Monte Carlos<br>
Making a buck<br>
No one sells out of their trunk anymore, there's this thing called the internet<br>
Side effects of the Depo shot<br>
I don't want to hear it<br>
Just like the candle lady<br>
What makes you think there's a future in vibrators?<br>
So we leave<br>
In the Jewel parking lot the Monte Carlo starting yelling at us<br>
"Give it to me baby"<br>
They were watching Wrestle Mania 4 on Tivo and decided to go get it on in the Jewel parking lot<br>
No, Vicky, you can't take a picture<br>
They were having some alone<br>
They were saving their relationship<br>
Getting your lady into the car for Monte Carlo love<br>
Vacation number two for the summer is coming<br>
Don't forget were doing a live show in Seattle, well we plan to<br>
Post for that coming soon so that you can pseudo rsvp so we can get a head count
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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Show: #375<br />
  Length: 30:03<br />
  Size: 20.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
July 8th, live show, must get 10 peeps in seats by June 15th<br>
The triscadecaphobes represent in full<br>
Leave a comment like the post for the video of the show<br>
Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair<br>
Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby<br>
We should call your corner, "What's that smell"<br>
Garbage to the left and plates to the right<br>
And, and what?<br>
I put on the Beast costume for you baby<br>
<a href="http://turo.us/9oLJL">Here's the auction</a><br>
Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn<br>
I'm going to give the auction number<br>
Betsy reads it all too fast<br>
Then she gives them to us like were are idiots<br>
That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume<br>
There's one watcher already<br>
The gay trip wires were missing<br>
The male flight attendant gives Kris a wink<br>
I have to do something about my appearance<br>
We have become morons<br>
Intelligence is sucked up by your offspring as you fight for survival<br>
Betsy's grammar has taken a dive or maybe we shouldn't record so late at night<br>
Betsy's sister invited to one of those lady sex parties<br>
A "Love" party<br>
I don't want to hear about grandma's sex toys<br>
There will be other people there, Betsy<br>
Turns out there is no one else there<br>
I keep my inventory at my parents house in the crawl space<br>
Big black duffel bag<br>
They search your bags no matter what<br>
Then they steal your iPod<br>
The Beast will get pulled aside<br>
Yes, I need to shave off my goatee<br>
Going the Billy Bob Thornton look is not good for you<br>
I am embarrassed<br>
"If you make yourself ugly"<br>
Sex toys and Monte Carlos<br>
Making a buck<br>
No one sells out of their trunk anymore, there's this thing called the internet<br>
Side effects of the Depo shot<br>
I don't want to hear it<br>
Just like the candle lady<br>
What makes you think there's a future in vibrators?<br>
So we leave<br>
In the Jewel parking lot the Monte Carlo starting yelling at us<br>
"Give it to me baby"<br>
They were watching Wrestle Mania 4 on Tivo and decided to go get it on in the Jewel parking lot<br>
No, Vicky, you can't take a picture<br>
They were having some alone<br>
They were saving their relationship<br>
Getting your lady into the car for Monte Carlo love<br>
Vacation number two for the summer is coming<br>
Don't forget were doing a live show in Seattle, well we plan to<br>
Post for that coming soon so that you can pseudo rsvp so we can get a head count
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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