Show: #256
Length: 15:37
Size: 10.7 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 31, 2006

This show is an outakes show from the last 4 months. A little behind the scenes peek. It would have been a regular show but . . . sometimes it is too soon after a death to make a joke. I found out the hard way.

For those of you who missed the news we put Muffin down over the weekend and it has been really hard for Betsy. Muffin was truly her dog and a good companion over the last six years.

We'll be back on Wednesday.

Show: #255
Length: 30:17
Size: 20.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 28, 2006

Show: #250
Length: 42:35
Size: 29.2 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 17, 2006

The foam stays! I didn't think that it would improve the show sound that much. I was wrong. I am in love with foam.

Show: #212
Length: 38:18
Size: 26.3 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006

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Show Notes

Gotta run to work.

We address "foreign accent syndrome" or disorder whatever it is
Speak to some more surgery
Betsy's household management position
"Why the hell did you marry him in the first place?"
Spinning dog blood at 3 a.m.
Doing a Disney vacation instead of Deadwood
No heroic measure . . . DNR for dog

Length: 38:14
Size: 26.2 mb
Format: mp3

Download Croncast - 2006-04-05.mp3

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Betsy and I try to follow up Monday's show and feel the pressure. We talked about it before the mics went on and well, you'll hear.

It is Wednesday right?
It is top Chef Day on Bravo
Betsy could watch any reality show
A three bean chili to reference top shelf
Lots of Kris coughing
The reality show formula
Good at the game because they are mediocre
Not as terrible as the 17 year old girl
Crabby 50 year old
Kris says porn is reality based
Betsy says, "Don't mess with my handy man fantasy"
Muffin blows a gasket upstairs
Mother-in-law wants to put the dog to sleep
Princess Muffin's doggyness
Doggyy boarding school 3 years ago . . . . $1800!
This damn dog ruining the carpet
She has to eat with the special dog gravy sauce
Who the hell whould buy dog gravy
Dog gravy or Garlic Pretzels?
Buying wierd snacks so no one eats them
Placebo diet of "nothing to eat"
No salty fingers here
You have no idea
The sweet, slow developmentally disable check out girl
You don't need cash
Dealers soon to take debit cards
Trying PeaPod
Kris needs to buy his own groceries
Get a better job you can buy real Cheatos
Can stand powder cheese and spaghettios
OkeDoke popcorn
The spaghettio taste and disgusting scent
Swedish spaghetti derivitive prok grease and corn starch
Who wants Betsy's Swedish Spaghetti recipe?
Chicken wings and french fries
Betsy's dream list
How many puffalumps to sell for an extreme body makeover
Armpits that look like asshole
Sweeping up the shavings from the floor
Getting an armlift
Betsy flank steak
Now you know what is really in bologna
Betsy has the plastic surgeons ad floating on the counter for a week
Betsy wants a tummy tuck, arm lift and my fav a breast do up
Why? Had two kids and have lost over 110 lbs
Metamorphic changes that need extreme home make over
10 weeks in bed and $40,000 and what do you get?
Bring on the fourth one
I don't care what they fill them with
Look good and soft to my touch
What surgery would Kris get?
Fix my teeth and bore out one of my nostrils
I can put a quarter width wise in my nose hole
Maggie has a weird nose (probly from her real daddy)
Comcast DVR is for bitches it is bad tech
Betsy is now a Big Love fan
Regret not doing the promos for HBO?
Betsy refused to pimped us out for $5.00 (not the real amount)
Is HBO worth it anymore?
Vacation to Deadwood, S.D.
Send your tricks for travleing with kids
Marlin Perkins from Wild Kingdom had it right
Send the kid running, dart them, wrap him in a net, blindfold him and then release him in the wild
Betsy wants to take a small airplane to S.D.
I'm not going camping
North Country - the movie, Betsy gives ending away
Aerosol spray butter

Show: #201
Length: 20:16
Size: 13.9 mb
Format: mp3

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Show Notes

This is the quiet Croncast on Maggie's first birthday!
Maggie's still sick
Going to the doctor
Upper level of the house
Clean and warm is good
Basement schwank
Dirty filth in basement
Ben is great
Muffin you got it made here
Formal furniture isn't comfortable when you are a bony dog
The cat pee epidemic
Two Bens thick
Aren't they cute you can set them down next to you when you garden
The awful laugh
Kris therapy for his major disfunctions
Speed dating would have killed Kris

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Show: #194
Length: 39:31
Size: 27.1 mb
Format: mp3

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Thank you to everyone who sent a message for Maggie! They all mean a great deal to us.

Show Notes

My silent eyed partner
It is Christmas Eve
Maggie is asleep, Maggie update for anyone who missed last week with Elliot
Topsy turvey life
Betsy's happy place
Shaking just like Elliot did at same age
We were preparing to visit doctor then she had more
The baby doctor freaked on phone
Emergency room
Kris held it together
Betsy growling
Everything that Betsy and I hadn't dealt with when Elliot went through it
Dinosaur milkshake machine
Maggie barely knows English
Thanks for the emails
Her tests came back negative
New test is a 48 hour EEG
We didn't do this with Elliot
The snapshot
Can't see damage with EEG
Keeping the 9 month old awake until midnight
Then we put her up for the MRI
Things are calming a little until holiday rush, yesterday
The other sick kid
Day care kids used for syrum production
She's throwing up everywhere
"Get the hell out with your sick ass kid"
Kindercare should use it as a new business model
The pug
Dog sitting proves the husband correct
Dog and cat hair cuts
Something wrong with Americans
"I need a puppy cut and a Brazilian for my Muffin"
Rednecks with Wahl clippers unite
This week at Goodwill
How to make a successful western movie
It is probably a more truthfull story
It's not shocking
Deal or No Deal
It is gambling just like betting on what sqaure the cow will poop in at the county fair
Pat Sajak lives in my chaps
15 copies of We're Coming Over left
Get your's today!

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Show: #175
Length: 32:15
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.7 mb

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Show Notes

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These are pseudo show notes due the fact that I am typing this as the show uploads because I said I would have it up at 7 CST . . . sweet.

This is your Thursday morning quickie
The show is late
Do married people even remember a quickie
Add kids and that is answer
Ignore the man ans he runs away
There's a party for you at the front of the store
He programs your car and that one is an attorney
Early morning garage picking by Betsy
Garage sale gloves and special pens
Muffin's crazy polar fleece
Kris looking at graduate school
No chip about it anymore
Life stories
I married the wrong one
One year of podcasting in a month

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Show: #172
Length: 26:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.1 mb

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Show Notes

No funny quip for Betsy
Eeyore moment for Kris "life is made of tissue paper"
Not devastating news
Kris thinks Karma is out to get him
That is the way that it works
Strawberry poptarts in the blueberry box
Betsy is a registered vendor at a school sale
Ebay = Febay and pushes Besty out into real world
Bobby pins for mullets
The Oughts, no good for Kris's hair
Betsy needs to be separated from her money
I didn't do it. It's Karma this time.
I'd do the three the years
Buying a meat tray
Traffic school is in Kris's future
Medical excuse for nursing baby
Goodwill Betsy strikes again
Leave your baby with strangers when given a $10/week choice?
The Ty beanie baby low down - junk bonds
Continued stuffed animal investments
Nationwide wi-fi
Kris gets car sick by reading in car
The boy with a hot bowl in his pants
The "What's up?" head shake
The contest for the PacMan glasses ends Friday.
Your Muffin, she throw up on the rug
Shows over, fly lands on Betsy

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Show: #165
Length: 49:50
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 22.9 mb

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Welcome to the playroom
The wet bar basement fad
Amazon Rainforest shower head fad of today
Kris' body slaves are unsexy eunuchs
Betsy sets Kris straight on SCWF meaning
I am trying to make it Share Croncast With a Friend
Nerds with personal digital devices
Baptists on the front lawn
Betsy can't get anything straight when she tells me for the first time
No beliefs from youth
Kris thinks he is #1 Daddy
I've seen some pretty horrible things this week
Then Betsy reminds me of one of the worst things I've seen first hand
Fourth and Towne for the "muffin toppers", Betsy is on to something
Kris tries to start something with Betsy and she nullifies it
Shoe knowledge will never leave you if you have sold shoes
Handicat is a cat for single men
Vote for us at Podcast Alley

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Show: #162
Length: 35:21
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 16.2 mb

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Kris starts cleaning up Betsy's eBay mess
Betsy DIY doggy hair cut - she is horrible dog groomer

Muffin's crazy horse look
Cat liposuction
Kris fixes some plumbing in the house but Betsy already knew it was broken and didn't ask me to fix it
Rome on HBO isn't all that great, lots of nudity though
What about a Croncast dinner at Goodwill?
Betsy's eBay blues continue with customer from hell
Booba says american dream is a farce
Donation from the Anonymous Foundation
I'm going to get my doctorate from a Honduran medical school
Bety's dad going to Costa Rica (hey paul!) and polygamy town AZ

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Show: #155
Length: 29:36
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 13.5 mb

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Geoffrey sends a special message with his support donation, "More sex, less dead dogs pls."

I'm with you Geoffrey, next time Betsy wants a story that I am reluctant to tell, I will switch it up with something slightly less horrifying like sex and us.

Show notes:

Betsy is showing up early to pick up man
Extension of credit for cosmetic surgury
Receptionist as example
Betsy rationalizes that she is taking care of Muffin
Geoffrey Zehler Foundation
Mike Nelson and James Miller foundation of red states
Al Franken does it up for the reds
Walking penetration
I now know what another man's belly feels like on my belly
The "we're bringing someone in to dance with us"
For every dollar I make Betsy spends three
Her eBay stash
No gas money, here's a hose Kris go get some at midnight from the neighbor
Actual conversation in the house due lack of reality TV
Restless Leg Syndrome - hello? Are these people serious?
Antsus In Your Pantsus Syndrome
Tommy Lee show
Three's Company has set Betsy up for a lifetime of bad television lust
Girl's next door
Being Bobby Brown - the real reality show should be the experience of the guys running the cameras and the producers
Bobby Brown is the example for not wanting to succeed
Dipthong lessons
I love outro
Pledge drive, support the show.

Thanks to everyone who has already donated!

Betsy is not getting her paws on this money.

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Show: #133
Length: 27:56
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.7 mb

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Kris has stalkers coming out of the wood work- hello to you if you are the stalker. Kris reflects on his relative love of lawn mower racing.

More t-ball drama the Scion gets used as a back stop and Kris' IT geek social skills interfere with his ability to end the Scionic abuse.

I have to run a minature man birthday party which went well- though I didnt have him open presents at the party- I know that I am becoming more suburban by the minute- miss muffin gets a doggie spa treatment without being drugged and Elliot's talent for accessorizing at the gap gets me thinking.

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Show: #98
Length: 17:28
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 8.0 mb

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What isn't there to talk about . . . Weight Watchers? Nope, got that. Betsy's prediction turns out to be wrong. Suburban birthday parties? Nope, got that too. Don't want anyone to have feeligns of any kind except joy.

I need to make a correction too last week I made a mistake naming Robert(Bob), who I called Richard, the owner of the Whippets. You can check them out at a photo page he has. Sorry about that Bob. Maybe we can bring Muffin sometime and have a little doggy drag race.

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