NYC | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for NYC. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for NYC. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for NYC. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg NYC | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for NYC. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 23 Ep 20: Partner Whiplash, Full Facemask, Psychic Dominance http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4258/Season-23-Ep-20:-Partner-Whiplash-Full-Facemask-Psychic-Dominance_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:22:35 -0500 27:56 tag:croncast.com,4258 Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 20: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4257/Season-23-Ep-20:-Croncast-Sampler_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 4:58
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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 4:58
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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:10:43 -0500 4:58 tag:croncast.com,4257 Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 18: Lockdown Interview, Holiday Deities, Olympian Judo Champ http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4254/Season-23-Ep-18:-Lockdown-Interview-Holiday-Deities-Olympian-Judo-Champ_laundromat_holiday-deities.php Podcasts Length: 31:48
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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:04:35 -0500 31:48 tag:croncast.com,4254 Show: #553 Length: 31:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That no laundromat, holiday deities, olympic judo, hulk hogan, Season 23 Ep 18: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4253/Season-23-Ep-18:-Croncast-Sampler_laundromat_holiday-deities.php Podcasts Length: 4:25
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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Length: 4:25
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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:56:45 -0500 4:25 tag:croncast.com,4253 Show: #553-Sampler Length: 4:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her no laundromat, holiday deities, olympic judo, hulk hogan, Season 23 Ep 12: My Sugar Momma, Lifetime Movie Moment, Madrid Nights http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4242/Season-23-Ep-12:-My-Sugar-Momma-Lifetime-Movie-Moment-Madrid-Nights_leprechauns_tourists.php Podcasts Length: 32:14
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New Match profile
On the way to the ferry
Born in the 1960's
Where are your shoes?
Goodwill jeans
Leprechauns visiting NYC
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Tags: leprechauns tourists ed hardy match.com opera singer ]]> Length: 32:14
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New Match profile
On the way to the ferry
Born in the 1960's
Where are your shoes?
Goodwill jeans
Leprechauns visiting NYC
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: leprechauns tourists ed hardy match.com opera singer ]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:28:44 -0500 32:14 tag:croncast.com,4242 Show: #547 Length: 32:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no leprechauns, tourists, ed hardy, match.com, opera singer Season 23 Ep 12: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4241/Season-23-Ep-12:-Croncast-Sampler_leprechauns_tourists.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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New Match profile
On the way to the ferry
Born in the 1960's
Where are your shoes?
Goodwill jeans
Leprechauns visiting NYC
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: leprechauns tourists ed hardy match.com opera singer ]]> Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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New Match profile
On the way to the ferry
Born in the 1960's
Where are your shoes?
Goodwill jeans
Leprechauns visiting NYC
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: leprechauns tourists ed hardy match.com opera singer ]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:24:33 -0500 4:01 tag:croncast.com,4241 Show: #547-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no leprechauns, tourists, ed hardy, match.com, opera singer Season 23 Ep 09: Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4233/Season-23-Ep-09:-Daddy-Justice-Aluminum-Lined-Long-Memory_hamster_pet-store.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Length: 28:09
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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0500 28:09 tag:croncast.com,4233 Show: #544 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey hey Thos comments are gonna flow Yes, i've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go no hamster, pet store, dylan's candy bar, new york, la moille Season 23 Ep 07: Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4231/Season-23-Ep-07:-Green-Pants-Entering-the-Scene-Chicagowaukee-accent_Chicagowaukee_leprechaun.php Podcasts Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0500 30:33 tag:croncast.com,4231 Show: #542 Length: 30:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times I have on my robe, bunny slippers You wish you could afford the Times That's true Or had a stoop of my own Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building What I like about no Chicagowaukee, leprechaun, bunny slippers, NYC marathon, Season 23 Ep 06: The Night Out, Black Coats, Greasy Spoonage http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4230/Season-23-Ep-06:-The-Night-Out-Black-Coats-Greasy-Spoonage_betsy-smith_night-out.php Podcasts Length: 32:33
Format: mp3

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Leaving the comments
Sexy Betsy
That is all that I am calling you from now on
Like Galore Vixen
I went out with a new friend
It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends
She's a cool, cool kind of chick
Got pink streaks in her hair
She's a mommy, she's a nice lady
Guilt laden Bear speech
What?
Like wearing laundered clothes?
You gotta fill in the gaps
Had to put in earings
Always, but that is gaps of two years
Cough, cough
You didn't sound awful before
There are plenty of other folks that take 5 photos of themeselves a day
Maybe, they do
Let it hang there
Everybody here wears black
All winter coats are black
They all want to melt, it's like camo
Fast food is a class issue in NYC
If someone could ship me a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell
The greasy spoon with Rolls Royces parked out front
It's a friggin greasy spoon
Park it in the cross walk
The kind you want to be!!
Driver will play on his iPhone while he waits
Angel the pitbull that attacked me
What kind of tool knows the name, got attacked and puts up a flier?
Talk of the NYC rub and tug joints
I was too busy doing the farmer's daughter


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Tags: betsy smith night out pink streaks farmers daughter ]]> Length: 32:33
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Leaving the comments
Sexy Betsy
That is all that I am calling you from now on
Like Galore Vixen
I went out with a new friend
It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends
She's a cool, cool kind of chick
Got pink streaks in her hair
She's a mommy, she's a nice lady
Guilt laden Bear speech
What?
Like wearing laundered clothes?
You gotta fill in the gaps
Had to put in earings
Always, but that is gaps of two years
Cough, cough
You didn't sound awful before
There are plenty of other folks that take 5 photos of themeselves a day
Maybe, they do
Let it hang there
Everybody here wears black
All winter coats are black
They all want to melt, it's like camo
Fast food is a class issue in NYC
If someone could ship me a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell
The greasy spoon with Rolls Royces parked out front
It's a friggin greasy spoon
Park it in the cross walk
The kind you want to be!!
Driver will play on his iPhone while he waits
Angel the pitbull that attacked me
What kind of tool knows the name, got attacked and puts up a flier?
Talk of the NYC rub and tug joints
I was too busy doing the farmer's daughter


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Tags: betsy smith night out pink streaks farmers daughter ]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:32:47 -0500 32:33 tag:croncast.com,4230 Show: #541 Length: 32:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Leaving the comments Sexy Betsy That is all that I am calling you from now on Like Galore Vixen I went out with a new friend It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends She's a cool, cool kind of chick Got pink streaks in no betsy smith, night out, pink streaks, farmers daughter, Season 23 Ep 05: Doorman Wars, Overheard, New York Days http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4227/Season-23-Ep-05:-Doorman-Wars-Overheard-New-York-Days_NYC-Doormen_test.php Podcasts Length: 28:25
Format: mp3

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Getting it on
Dude, that was so smarmy
You should talk like that job interviews
That way you would get every job
How are you homeless and buying brand new stuff?
I got a family and Cobra
IT skills true
Contracts and Cobra are for me
Cement truck guy got my dog and benies
Garbage picking in NYC
That couch you're sitting on was free
The doorman battles
What sort of breed are these guys?
They sweep you with your eyes
They're unionized
Snagging late night coupons when the bodega closes
You don't give that away for free!
Her mom told her that
The boyfriend was not into it
Oh, you don't have a . . .
I overpaid now
You were pretty for a guy


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Tags: NYC Doormen test cement trunk bodega lottery tickets ]]> Length: 28:25
Format: mp3

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Getting it on
Dude, that was so smarmy
You should talk like that job interviews
That way you would get every job
How are you homeless and buying brand new stuff?
I got a family and Cobra
IT skills true
Contracts and Cobra are for me
Cement truck guy got my dog and benies
Garbage picking in NYC
That couch you're sitting on was free
The doorman battles
What sort of breed are these guys?
They sweep you with your eyes
They're unionized
Snagging late night coupons when the bodega closes
You don't give that away for free!
Her mom told her that
The boyfriend was not into it
Oh, you don't have a . . .
I overpaid now
You were pretty for a guy


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Tags: NYC Doormen test cement trunk bodega lottery tickets ]]> Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:23:19 -0500 28:25 tag:croncast.com,4227 Show: #540 Length: 28:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Getting it on Dude, that was so smarmy You should talk like that job interviews That way you would get every job How are you homeless and buying brand new stuff? I got a family and Cobra IT skills true Contracts and Cobra are for me Cement no NYC Doormen, test, cement trunk, bodega lottery tickets, flor II - floor III - amnh nyc http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4203/flor-II---floor-III---amnh-nyc_amnh_nyc.php Blog flor II - floor III - amnh nyc



Tags: amnh nyc iii floor ii ]]>flor II - floor III - amnh nyc



Tags: amnh nyc iii floor ii ]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:18:54 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4203 no amnh, nyc, iii, floor, ii fire hose inside - amnh nyc http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4207/fire-hose-inside---amnh-nyc_nyc_amnh.php Blog fire hose inside - amnh nyc



Tags: nyc amnh inside hose fire ]]>fire hose inside - amnh nyc



Tags: nyc amnh inside hose fire ]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:15:00 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4207 no nyc, amnh, inside, hose, fire no badge? no put fire out - nyc http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4197/no-badge-no-put-fire-out---nyc_nyc_fire.php Blog no badge? no put fire out - nyc



Tags: nyc fire badge ]]>no badge? no put fire out - nyc



Tags: nyc fire badge ]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:13:14 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4197 no nyc, fire, badge, , do not lean on door - nyc subway http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4194/do-not-lean-on-door---nyc-subway_subway_nyc.php Blog do not lean on door - nyc subway



Tags: subway nyc door lean ]]>do not lean on door - nyc subway



Tags: subway nyc door lean ]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:10:44 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4194 no subway, nyc, door, lean, don't stand between cars - nyc subway http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4195/dont-stand-between-cars---nyc-subway_stand_cars.php Blog don't stand between cars - nyc subway

don't stand between the cars unless you're mta or a cop sucka.



Tags: stand cars cop sucka mta ]]>don't stand between cars - nyc subway

don't stand between the cars unless you're mta or a cop sucka.



Tags: stand cars cop sucka mta ]]> Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:10:04 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4195 don't stand between the cars unless you're mta or a cop sucka. no stand, cars, cop, sucka, mta pigeon master nyc http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4180/pigeon-master-nyc_nyc_master.php Blog pigeon master nyc



Tags: nyc master pigeon ]]>pigeon master nyc



Tags: nyc master pigeon ]]> Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:53:44 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4180 no nyc, master, pigeon, , it's like walking around with your junk hanging out http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2022/its-like-walking-around-with-your-junk-hanging-out_east_side.php Blog it's like walking around with your junk hanging out

~ NYC upper east side



Tags: east side upper nyc junk ]]>it's like walking around with your junk hanging out

~ NYC upper east side



Tags: east side upper nyc junk ]]> Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:33:40 -0400 tag:croncast.com,2022 ~ NYC upper east side no east, side, upper, nyc, junk officing at home. in nyc they call this 'garden view' http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1999/officing-at-home-in-nyc-they-call-this-garden-view_view_garden.php Blog officing at home. in nyc they call this 'garden view'



Tags: view garden nyc home officing ]]>officing at home. in nyc they call this 'garden view'



Tags: view garden nyc home officing ]]> Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:58:50 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1999 no view, garden, nyc, home, officing Thanks to NYC meetup listeners! http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1958/Thanks-to-NYC-meetup-listeners!_New-York_Croncast.php Blog
Sure it's a little belated but you get it!

It was great to meet all of you and hea your crazy stories . . . it's not wonder we get along so well! Don't worry about knowing more about us than we do you. After you were sufficiently filled with booze and food you told us everything about yourselves ;-).

We're looking forward to the next meetup and the next sets of episodes coming shortly.

Tags: New York Croncast meetup nyc ]]>
Sure it's a little belated but you get it!

It was great to meet all of you and hea your crazy stories . . . it's not wonder we get along so well! Don't worry about knowing more about us than we do you. After you were sufficiently filled with booze and food you told us everything about yourselves ;-).

We're looking forward to the next meetup and the next sets of episodes coming shortly.

Tags: New York Croncast meetup nyc ]]> Mon, 18 May 2009 09:38:52 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1958 Now that we've got a little room to breath, both of us wanted to thank everyone that came out for the New York meetup.Sure it's a little belated but you get it!It was great to meet all of you and hea your crazy stories . . . it's not wonder we get along so well! Don't worry about knowing more about us than we do you. After you no New York, Croncast, meetup nyc, , NYC Meetup - Friday, May 8th! http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1955/NYC-Meetup---Friday-May-8th!_Stout_NYC.php Blog
Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B


Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]>
Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B


Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 08:29:47 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1955 This Friday, May 8th the meetup will be at 7 p.m. Location: Stout 133 West 33rd Street New York, NY Map Near Penn Station and these trains 33rd Street (PATH) 34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W) 34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3) This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B no Stout, NYC, Meetup, Croncast, Not really an episode - Announcement http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1954/Not-really-an-episode---Announcement_Stout_NYC.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-05-04 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3
Show: #531
Length: 3:05
Size: 4.1 mb
Format: mp3

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Not a real episode more like an announcement
Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.

Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

We hope to see you there!


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Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]>Croncast 2009-05-04 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3
Show: #531
Length: 3:05
Size: 4.1 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Not a real episode more like an announcement
Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.

Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

We hope to see you there!


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Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]> Mon, 04 May 2009 16:31:06 -0400 3:05 tag:croncast.com,1954 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3 Show: #531 Length: 3:05 Size: 4.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Not a real episode more like an announcement Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m. Location: Stout 133 West 33rd Street New York, NY Map Near Penn Station and these trains no Stout, NYC, Meetup, Croncast, Season 22 Ep 05: Red Streak, Hamster Flu, Wackadoos http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1953/Season-22-Ep-05:-Red-Streak-Hamster-Flu-Wackadoos_lemon-lime_gatorade.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-05-01 Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3
Show: #530
Length: 32:06
Size: 29.5 mb
Format: mp3

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Online they're called trolls
In the real world they're called haters
Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice
You were having a rough day
Dude's can't call you beautiful
Why are you in public without your mask on?
I ended up with a red streak on my finger
Again!
Back down the sewer drain
No care for the scrape or cut
I'll be fine
Now my finger is throbbing and swelling up
Hello, urgent care
Attacked your meat hook viciously
Everyone in their was wearing a mask
All the wackadoos think they have swine flu
Stay safe while porking
I am worried for their mental health
They could have hamster flu
We're gonna be in NYC next week
Meetup on Thursday night 6'ish not sure on location
Will share that today


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Tags: lemon lime gatorade hamster flu wackadoos red streak ]]>Croncast 2009-05-01 Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3
Show: #530
Length: 32:06
Size: 29.5 mb
Format: mp3

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Online they're called trolls
In the real world they're called haters
Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice
You were having a rough day
Dude's can't call you beautiful
Why are you in public without your mask on?
I ended up with a red streak on my finger
Again!
Back down the sewer drain
No care for the scrape or cut
I'll be fine
Now my finger is throbbing and swelling up
Hello, urgent care
Attacked your meat hook viciously
Everyone in their was wearing a mask
All the wackadoos think they have swine flu
Stay safe while porking
I am worried for their mental health
They could have hamster flu
We're gonna be in NYC next week
Meetup on Thursday night 6'ish not sure on location
Will share that today


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Tags: lemon lime gatorade hamster flu wackadoos red streak ]]> Fri, 01 May 2009 14:03:07 -0400 32:06 tag:croncast.com,1953 Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3 Show: #530 Length: 32:06 Size: 29.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Hit up Croncast and leave comment Online they're called trolls In the real world they're called haters Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice You were having a rough no lemon lime, gatorade, hamster flu, wackadoos, red streak Who's up for an NYC Croncast meetup with BOTH Betsy and Kris? http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1952/Whos-up-for-an-NYC-Croncast-meetup-with-BOTH-Betsy-and-Kris_NYC_Kris-Smith.php Blog
We'd love to share a drink or two with our New York area listeners. It might even turn into show prep ;-).

Which night works best . . . Thursday night the 7th or Friday night the 8th?

Tags: NYC Kris Smith Betsy Smith meetup Croncast ]]>
We'd love to share a drink or two with our New York area listeners. It might even turn into show prep ;-).

Which night works best . . . Thursday night the 7th or Friday night the 8th?

Tags: NYC Kris Smith Betsy Smith meetup Croncast ]]> Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:38:32 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1952 Yes, both of us will be in town May 7, 8 and the morning of the 9th. We'd love to share a drink or two with our New York area listeners. It might even turn into show prep ;-). Which night works best . . . Thursday night the 7th or Friday night the 8th? no NYC, Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, meetup, Croncast Season 22 Ep 04: Closets Full, NYC, Old Art Teacher Garb http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1951/Season-22-Ep-04:-Closets-Full-NYC-Old-Art-Teacher-Garb_Escalade_naked-man.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-27 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3
Show: #529
Length: 34:43
Size: 31.9 mb
Format: mp3

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Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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Tags: Escalade naked man NYC SVU Craigslist ]]>Croncast 2009-04-27 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3
Show: #529
Length: 34:43
Size: 31.9 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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Tags: Escalade naked man NYC SVU Craigslist ]]> Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:14:53 -0400 34:43 tag:croncast.com,1951 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3 Show: #529 Length: 34:43 Size: 31.9 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Back to the normal . . . sort of The accidental finders People searching for cul de sac goatee People search for that? We last left you with the heavy mood That's not what we're no Escalade, naked man, NYC, SVU, Craigslist Season 22 Ep 04: Closets Full, NYC, Old Art Teacher Garb http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4100/Season-22-Ep-04:-Closets-Full-NYC-Old-Art-Teacher-Garb_Escalade_naked-man.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-27 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3
Show: #529
Length: 34:43
Size: 31.9 mb
Format: mp3

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Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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Tags: Escalade naked man NYC SVU Craigslist ]]>Croncast 2009-04-27 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3
Show: #529
Length: 34:43
Size: 31.9 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: Escalade naked man NYC SVU Craigslist ]]> Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:14:53 -0400 34:43 tag:croncast.com,4100 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3 Show: #529 Length: 34:43 Size: 31.9 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Back to the normal . . . sort of The accidental finders People searching for cul de sac goatee People search for that? We last left you with the heavy mood That's not what we're no Escalade, naked man, NYC, SVU, Craigslist