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Season 23 Ep 24: Contagious Pregnancy, In The Trailer, The Burden

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:58:25 -0500

Show: #559
Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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I'm starting my road trip this morning
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons

Season 23 Ep 24: A Sample of What We Do

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:52:13 -0500

Show: #559-Sampler
Length: 4:00
Format: mp3

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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons

Season 23 Ep 23: Keep it quiet, Soundtrack, Funny faces

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:33:09 -0500

Show: #558
Length: 31:05
Format: mp3

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Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith

Season 23 Ep 23: Samper of the Croncast

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:29:26 -0500

Show: #558-Sampler
Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith

Season 23 Ep 22: Dairy Ripple, Crockpot Love, The Shaman

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:45:45 -0500

Show: #557
Length: 29:15
Format: mp3

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Hey, it's March already!
We're webified on the mobile front
Get your iPhone or Android phone out
Now go to www.croncast.com/mobile (if you click this in your browser on your computer you won't see it :) . . . phone only)
Judging when the crockpot is done
It's food that is made with love, just without care
Ladled food is about love
The presentation is not that hot
That is vanilla pudding
Crushed graham crackers
I am complaining about your
Sexy, just like I got out of womens' prison
New girl at the Dairy Ripple
Creeping over my waistband
Is that contagious on that kid?
Then she speaks no English then
Let me tell you about the cat
He's got issues
I take him to the vet
Out of the shadows comes this shaman guy
Like on Scooby Doo?
Yeah
And he was wearing a coral necklace
The aggressive New York
All the drama
Your cat is still hypothyroid
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Tags: shaman webified crockpot dairy ripple scooby doo

Season 23 Ep 22: Sampler de Croncast

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:33:34 -0500

Show: #557-Sampler
Length: 5:31
Format: mp3

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Tags: shaman webified crockpot dairy ripple scooby doo

Season 23 Ep 19: Chicago Romp, Rams Head, Open Mic

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:56:11 -0500

Show: #554
Length: 33:48
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
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Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup

Season 23 Ep 19: Croncast Sampler

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:52:54 -0500

Show: #554-Sampler
Length: 4:64
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup

Season 23 Ep 18: Lockdown Interview, Holiday Deities, Olympian Judo Champ

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:04:35 -0500

Show: #553
Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan

Season 23 Ep 18: Croncast Sampler

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:56:45 -0500

Show: #553-Sampler
Length: 4:25
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan

Season 23 Ep 14: Workaholism, Valentines Day, The Two New Yorks

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:51:03 -0500

Show: #549
Length: 30:04
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows

Season 23 Ep 14: Croncast Sampler

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:47:47 -0500

Show: #549-Sampler
Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows

Season 23 Ep 11: Animal School, Deli Meat, It's Hawrible

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:19:43 -0500

Show: #546
Length: 26:17
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Where did this entitlement come from?
Gold medals ain't good enough
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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats

Season 23 Ep 11: Croncast Sampler

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:15:22 -0500

Show: #546-Sampler
Length: 5:00
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats

new croncast itunes image - the new york days

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:53:22 -0500

thoughts?

Tags: days thoughts york image itunes

Season 23 Ep 09: Croncast Sampler

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:11:13 -0500

Show: #544-Sampler
Length: 5:54
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->

Tags: croncast kris smith betsy smith season 23 ep 08 get cool

Season 23 Ep 09: Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0500

Show: #544
Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille

Season 23 Ep 07: Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0500

Show: #542
Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners

Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon

Season 23 Ep 05: Doorman Wars, Overheard, New York Days

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:23:19 -0500

Show: #540
Length: 28:25
Format: mp3

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Getting it on
Dude, that was so smarmy
You should talk like that job interviews
That way you would get every job
How are you homeless and buying brand new stuff?
I got a family and Cobra
IT skills true
Contracts and Cobra are for me
Cement truck guy got my dog and benies
Garbage picking in NYC
That couch you're sitting on was free
The doorman battles
What sort of breed are these guys?
They sweep you with your eyes
They're unionized
Snagging late night coupons when the bodega closes
You don't give that away for free!
Her mom told her that
The boyfriend was not into it
Oh, you don't have a . . .
I overpaid now
You were pretty for a guy

Tags: NYC Doormen test cement trunk bodega lottery tickets

Season 23 Ep 01: The New York Days Begins, Feral Las Vegas Cats, Costco Lust

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:45:58 -0500

Show: #536
Length: 40:05
Format: mp3

Thank you!
To all those that are cool . . . you rock!
If you're not cool, you can get cool
Why start on the 13th?
I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it
It's always in my address
Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address
Working on the streaming version player
Will be ready by Friday
How should I know that 3XL in gay is in XL?
I thought things were fancy in Naperville
Until I experienced Elliot's public school
Can anyone ring the bell at NYSE or NASDAQ?
Grammy tickets?
Where is this place and who are these people?
Having a nice car in New York
She has a huge Range Rover
What are we?
We're the Walking Class
Party at the wine bar for the parents
I don't have a baby sitter
No worries, my nanny can watch your kids too
Thanks but I can't get there
Don't worry my husband has a car service
I was just at Costco, you bitch
No idea how I would even get there
The suburban delights are missing here
No alone time here
What kind of hell is to be in Las Vegas for a week
You would sleep with a girl named Debra
I did leave Miss Debra to do her thing
My hotel turned out to be a motel
And yes it had feral cats
I could hear water dripping
Sure, that was the dead hooker in the wall
Fresh sponge paint on everything
If you had been raised with a vagina
You never would have accepted that room
Setting me for slaughter
I thought I was dead
You have a story to tell me Mr B
Friday, baby
It is too long
You went to a penthouse party in Las Vegas
No, a Penthouse party in the VIP
I've got no idea how to describe it

Tags: Get Cool NYSE The New York Days Miss Debra No tell motel

Croncast The New York Days

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:25:05 -0500

Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
Show: #535
Length: 8:42

Format: mp3

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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
Sign up on the Get Cool page
New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!

Tags: New York Kris Smith Betsy Smith paid podcast subscription unique rss feed

the story of needing a bathroom in new York

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:45:17 -0500

Tags: york bathroom needing story

Season 22 Ep 08: Naperville Buh Bye, Speedy in pocket, Flying over tornados

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:15:12 -0400

Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
Show: #534
Length: 30:18
Size: 27.8 mb
Format: mp3

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Let the reboot begin
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped
It's the real deal
They heard the show
The offer was pulled
It pre-dated even their interest in our home
So much conflict from it we had to stop
Hard finding buyers
You guys knew all about the crazy
They didn't just call up
She furnished a transcript
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline
They knew we were in a bind
How can you be special when the whole world knows?
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge
Enough of this crap
Picking back up where we left off . . .
Leaving Naperville
The car arrives to take us way
You can't tell that story yet
The New York story has to wait
"I am a rock star," Elliot
What do we move with - 6 suitcases
Getting on a jet plane
House hadn't closed yet
No place to live
Not a job offer
Finding new homes for dogs
Missing the four legged family members
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house
Grabbing Speedy
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."
Wasn't that weird for me
Airport hotel
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing
I had a four bedroom house
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab

Tags: Naperville limousine hermit crab speedy

Thanks to NYC meetup listeners!

Mon, 18 May 2009 09:38:52 -0400

Now that we've got a little room to breath, both of us wanted to thank everyone that came out for the New York meetup.

Sure it's a little belated but you get it!

It was great to meet all of you and hea your crazy stories . . . it's not wonder we get along so well! Don't worry about knowing more about us than we do you. After you were sufficiently filled with booze and food you told us everything about yourselves ;-).

We're looking forward to the next meetup and the next sets of episodes coming shortly.

Tags: New York Croncast meetup nyc

NYC Meetup - Friday, May 8th!

Tue, 05 May 2009 08:29:47 -0400

This Friday, May 8th the meetup will be at 7 p.m.

Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B

Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast