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      <title>Nigerian internet cafes | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Nigerian internet cafes. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 13, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/835/cks-2007-07-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-07-13 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/835/cks-2007-07-13.mp3">Croncast - 2007-07-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #386<br />
  Length: 20:54<br>
  Size: 14.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 13, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/july-2007-07-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
For Friday, July 13th<br>
Triscadecaphobe friends are feeling<br>
Yeah, and I am taking my son to the dentist<br>
Aren't I an evil bitch<br>
We have Friday the 13th open, excellent<br>
He hasn't been brushing much<br>
Kris breaks down why the shows are so short right now<br>
Kris is in Boulder till August<br>
Yeah we're normal people<br>
Are you trying to be at?<br>
Looking around awkwardly pushing your tofu around your plate<br>
Travel and seeing other peoples kids<br>
I miss mine more when I see the other kids<br>
And how my wife is pissed off<br>
Getting up with the kids<br>
Betsy coming out in a week<br>
Kris going out to San Francisco<br>
Back for when Betsy arrives<br>
Yes, Kris you are abandoning your family<br>
"I want daddy, he would have bought me the Transformer"<br>
Jeanie and I are going to just stop and stay a hotel<br>
Yeah, I can skip Valhalla for the peace and quiet<br>
I have a little online issue<br>
Kris you always laugh at me about my computer issue<br>
The Nigerians are after Betsy<br>
My spam is out of control<br>
Sure, but you use hotmail<br>
Did you reply to one at some point?<br>
I do have a boyfriend over there<br>
He's wealthy and a general<br>
A storage shed full of machetes<br>
Betsy is going to join the resistance, some faction<br>
The faction that burns down all the internet cafes<br>
The international campaign not to fund your country<br>
You have to be creative when short on funds<br>
I just want them to leave me the hell alone<br>
Some sort of online condom<br>
Back to Wednesday<br>
I truly believe that this is your launching pad<br>
I am banking on you<br>
There is a long record of comedians who are excellent parents<br>
It's crazy<br>
If it happens Mr B it will happen<br>
I will walk out on stage with pasties for you Mr B<br>
You'll never get another audience<br>
Live show<br>
We're our own worst critics<br>
Selling stuff on eBay that people feel cheated<br>
It was her husband telling her that it isn't cool<br>
People really think it used to be her stuff
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Valhalla">Valhalla</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Valhalla"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Valhalla.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Friday the 13th">Friday the 13th</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Friday the 13th"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Friday the 13th.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/triscadecaphobia">triscadecaphobia</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/triscadecaphobia"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/triscadecaphobia.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Transformers">Transformers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Transformers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Transformers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Nigerian internet cafes">Nigerian internet cafes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Nigerian internet cafes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Nigerian internet cafes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/835/cks-2007-07-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-07-13 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/835/cks-2007-07-13.mp3">Croncast - 2007-07-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #386<br />
  Length: 20:54<br>
  Size: 14.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 13, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/july-2007-07-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
For Friday, July 13th<br>
Triscadecaphobe friends are feeling<br>
Yeah, and I am taking my son to the dentist<br>
Aren't I an evil bitch<br>
We have Friday the 13th open, excellent<br>
He hasn't been brushing much<br>
Kris breaks down why the shows are so short right now<br>
Kris is in Boulder till August<br>
Yeah we're normal people<br>
Are you trying to be at?<br>
Looking around awkwardly pushing your tofu around your plate<br>
Travel and seeing other peoples kids<br>
I miss mine more when I see the other kids<br>
And how my wife is pissed off<br>
Getting up with the kids<br>
Betsy coming out in a week<br>
Kris going out to San Francisco<br>
Back for when Betsy arrives<br>
Yes, Kris you are abandoning your family<br>
"I want daddy, he would have bought me the Transformer"<br>
Jeanie and I are going to just stop and stay a hotel<br>
Yeah, I can skip Valhalla for the peace and quiet<br>
I have a little online issue<br>
Kris you always laugh at me about my computer issue<br>
The Nigerians are after Betsy<br>
My spam is out of control<br>
Sure, but you use hotmail<br>
Did you reply to one at some point?<br>
I do have a boyfriend over there<br>
He's wealthy and a general<br>
A storage shed full of machetes<br>
Betsy is going to join the resistance, some faction<br>
The faction that burns down all the internet cafes<br>
The international campaign not to fund your country<br>
You have to be creative when short on funds<br>
I just want them to leave me the hell alone<br>
Some sort of online condom<br>
Back to Wednesday<br>
I truly believe that this is your launching pad<br>
I am banking on you<br>
There is a long record of comedians who are excellent parents<br>
It's crazy<br>
If it happens Mr B it will happen<br>
I will walk out on stage with pasties for you Mr B<br>
You'll never get another audience<br>
Live show<br>
We're our own worst critics<br>
Selling stuff on eBay that people feel cheated<br>
It was her husband telling her that it isn't cool<br>
People really think it used to be her stuff
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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