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      <title>PHP | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for PHP. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

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		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for PHP. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for PHP. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for PHP. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Croncast Stickers</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2423629426/" title="Croncast Stickers"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2118/2423629426_71ceffae97.jpg"   alt="Croncast Stickers" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>You know you want one! Like I said on today's show I found a few more stickers in the man pit.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
How many? 10. To get your's head over to the contact page - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/contact.php">www.croncast.com/contact.php</a> - and send me your mailing address. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Update: I've got 3 more left. Any takers?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stickers">stickers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stickers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stickers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mailing address">mailing address</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mailing address"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mailing address.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/you want">you want</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/you want"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/you want.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sticker giant">sticker giant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sticker giant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sticker giant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2423629426/" title="Croncast Stickers"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2118/2423629426_71ceffae97.jpg"   alt="Croncast Stickers" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>You know you want one! Like I said on today's show I found a few more stickers in the man pit.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
How many? 10. To get your's head over to the contact page - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/contact.php">www.croncast.com/contact.php</a> - and send me your mailing address. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Update: I've got 3 more left. Any takers?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stickers">stickers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stickers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stickers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mailing address">mailing address</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mailing address"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mailing address.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/you want">you want</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/you want"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/you want.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sticker giant">sticker giant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sticker giant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sticker giant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:39:39 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1634</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>

You know you want one! Like I said on today&#039;s show I found a few more stickers in the man pit.

How many? 10. To get your&#039;s head over to the contact page - www.croncast.com/contact.php - and send me your mailing address. 

Update: I&#039;ve got 3 more left. Any takers?</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>stickers, croncast, mailing address, you want, sticker giant</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>What I Know About Tweeting Flickr Photos</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1594/What-I-Know-About-Tweeting-Flickr-Photos_Twitter_Tweet.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Most of you know that I am a stats junkie and for those that don't, well, it is now out of the way.
<br><br>
I wanted to share some stats about Twittering Flickr photos. I started tracking these tweets in Nov. 2007 and finally thought I had enough data that it made sense to put the numbers together. 
<br><br>If you don't know what the hell I am talking about <a href="http://www.croncast.com/search/1210/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses-live-photo-blogging-RSS-as-API.php">check out this blog post</a>.
<br><br>
<b>Here's what I got for you so far:</b>
<br><br>
<b>152</b> - Photos tweeted<br>
<b>1,979</b> - Click throughs from Twitter, mobile and web<br>
<b>480</b> - Unique ip's that clicked through<br>
<b>12.9</b> - Avg. number of clicks per photo<br>
<b>4.1</b> - Avg. number of times a unique user clicked through<br>
<br><br>
<b>Highest clicked photos</b><br><br>
<b>39</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2383614174/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2383614174/</a>
<br><b>34</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2224866756/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2224866756/</a>
<br><b>29</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2352452625/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2352452625/</a>
<br><b>28</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2068538331/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2068538331/</a>
<br><b>27</b> - <a href=" http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2086370317/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2086370317/</a>
<br><br>
<b>
180</b> - followers when I started on Nov 23, 2007<br>
<b>380</b> - followers as of today April 6, 2008
<br><br>
<b>Top clicker</b> <br><br>Bellsouth DSL user in Atlanta metro area with 74 clicks (Is that you?)
<br><br>
The time of day for twittering a photo seems irrelevant but Monday through Friday are the best days to do it.
<br><br>
That's what I have. But what about analysis, Kris? Uh, look for that post tomorrow.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Twitter">Twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tweet">Tweet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tweet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tweet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Flickr">Flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twittering">twittering</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twittering"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twittering.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photos">photos</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photos"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photos.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Most of you know that I am a stats junkie and for those that don't, well, it is now out of the way.
<br><br>
I wanted to share some stats about Twittering Flickr photos. I started tracking these tweets in Nov. 2007 and finally thought I had enough data that it made sense to put the numbers together. 
<br><br>If you don't know what the hell I am talking about <a href="http://www.croncast.com/search/1210/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses-live-photo-blogging-RSS-as-API.php">check out this blog post</a>.
<br><br>
<b>Here's what I got for you so far:</b>
<br><br>
<b>152</b> - Photos tweeted<br>
<b>1,979</b> - Click throughs from Twitter, mobile and web<br>
<b>480</b> - Unique ip's that clicked through<br>
<b>12.9</b> - Avg. number of clicks per photo<br>
<b>4.1</b> - Avg. number of times a unique user clicked through<br>
<br><br>
<b>Highest clicked photos</b><br><br>
<b>39</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2383614174/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2383614174/</a>
<br><b>34</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2224866756/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2224866756/</a>
<br><b>29</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2352452625/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2352452625/</a>
<br><b>28</b> - <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2068538331/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2068538331/</a>
<br><b>27</b> - <a href=" http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2086370317/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2086370317/</a>
<br><br>
<b>
180</b> - followers when I started on Nov 23, 2007<br>
<b>380</b> - followers as of today April 6, 2008
<br><br>
<b>Top clicker</b> <br><br>Bellsouth DSL user in Atlanta metro area with 74 clicks (Is that you?)
<br><br>
The time of day for twittering a photo seems irrelevant but Monday through Friday are the best days to do it.
<br><br>
That's what I have. But what about analysis, Kris? Uh, look for that post tomorrow.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Twitter">Twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tweet">Tweet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tweet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tweet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Flickr">Flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twittering">twittering</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twittering"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twittering.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photos">photos</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photos"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photos.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:55:30 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1594</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Most of you know that I am a stats junkie and for those that don&#039;t, well, it is now out of the way.

I wanted to share some stats about Twittering Flickr photos. I started tracking these tweets in Nov. 2007 and finally thought I had enough data that it made sense to put the numbers together. 
If you don&#039;t know what the hell I am</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Twitter, Tweet, Flickr, twittering, photos</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Born to podcast and new mediaize</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1367/Born-to-podcast-and-new-mediaize_Kris-Smith_new-media.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I was looking around <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/">kristophersmith.com</a>, my other blog, and found my first blog post "<a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=2">Soo . . . this is Wordpress?</a>"
<blockquote><i>"I am very interested in the ability to add my own audio blogs also."</i></blockquote>
That post was about 6 months ahead of the beginning of podcasting. And when I thought it was cool to write like a robot. 
<br><br>
I didn't know that podcasting was in the works, but when a colleague introduced me to it in October 2004, it was time to get it on.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new media">new media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcasting">podcasting</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcasting"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcasting.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kristopher smith">kristopher smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kristopher smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kristopher smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I was looking around <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/">kristophersmith.com</a>, my other blog, and found my first blog post "<a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=2">Soo . . . this is Wordpress?</a>"
<blockquote><i>"I am very interested in the ability to add my own audio blogs also."</i></blockquote>
That post was about 6 months ahead of the beginning of podcasting. And when I thought it was cool to write like a robot. 
<br><br>
I didn't know that podcasting was in the works, but when a colleague introduced me to it in October 2004, it was time to get it on.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new media">new media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcasting">podcasting</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcasting"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcasting.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kristopher smith">kristopher smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kristopher smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kristopher smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:20:27 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1367</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>I was looking around kristophersmith.com, my other blog, and found my first blog post &quot;Soo . . . this is Wordpress?&quot;
&quot;I am very interested in the ability to add my own audio blogs also.&quot;
That post was about 6 months ahead of the beginning of podcasting. And when I thought it was cool to write like a robot. 

I didn&#039;t</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Kris Smith, new media, podcasting, RSS, kristopher smith</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>AdSense for Mobile but not for RSS?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1340/AdSense-for-Mobile-but-not-for-RSS_AdSense_RSS-advertising.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[There is no such thing as AdSense for RSS.
<br><br>
Google has run a closed beta for AdSense in feeds for nearly 3 years (that's like a billion internet years) and acquired a company that got feed advertising down to a science but there still is no AdSense for RSS. 
<br><br>
So what gives? This a great opportunity to increase distribution of ad inventory and generate more revenue for publishers - the very people that make all Google services valuable.
<br><br>
My feathers are so ruffled on this because Google has figured out how to make AdSense for feeds work, for everyone. It's called AdSense for Mobile.
<br><br>
AdSense for Mobile has dumped the JavaScript copy and paste for server side execution in PHP, CGI/Perl, JSP and ASP. All four of these languages are magic bullets for putting AdSense in RSS feeds. 
<br><br>
Why? There are a couple of reasons:
<br><br>
1. Most feeds are generated by blogging platforms that are built on these languages<br>
2. JavaScript is needed to display AdSense ads and RSS feeds with JavaScript embedded in them aren't valid. Which means that most aggregators won't even allow you to add the feed. If they do it won't execute and will display the code inline.
<br><br>
So how do I know this this server side scripting will work? 
<br><br>
I tried building an ad network with OpenAds for RSS feeds and very quickly came up against the JS issue for serving dynamic or keyword ads. I spent a couple of hours figuring a way to make it work, very similarly, with just PHP. So when I saw the mobile ads I thought "Bingo. This is it!"
<br><br>
Another reason that I know the mobile code would work for RSS is that by making a simple tweak to the mobile code that is supplied by AdSense I was able to serve the ads in my browser and output them as XHTML. 
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/moads.gif">
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/moads2.gif">
<br><br>
If a publisher took this modified code and put it in their feeds and made sure that it is placed in a CDATA section within a given name space like <description> they could run AdSense ads. It's just that right now, the ads are formatted for mobile with phone numbers as links instead of urls and the publisher would probably get booted from the program.
<br><br>
Work with us feed freaks on this Google. It's time to stop policing the spigot, you've got the tech in place. Give us a taste. 

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/AdSense">AdSense</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/AdSense"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/AdSense.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS advertising">RSS advertising</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS advertising"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS advertising.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mobile ads">mobile ads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mobile ads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mobile ads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/AdSense JavaScript">AdSense JavaScript</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/AdSense JavaScript"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/AdSense JavaScript.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[There is no such thing as AdSense for RSS.
<br><br>
Google has run a closed beta for AdSense in feeds for nearly 3 years (that's like a billion internet years) and acquired a company that got feed advertising down to a science but there still is no AdSense for RSS. 
<br><br>
So what gives? This a great opportunity to increase distribution of ad inventory and generate more revenue for publishers - the very people that make all Google services valuable.
<br><br>
My feathers are so ruffled on this because Google has figured out how to make AdSense for feeds work, for everyone. It's called AdSense for Mobile.
<br><br>
AdSense for Mobile has dumped the JavaScript copy and paste for server side execution in PHP, CGI/Perl, JSP and ASP. All four of these languages are magic bullets for putting AdSense in RSS feeds. 
<br><br>
Why? There are a couple of reasons:
<br><br>
1. Most feeds are generated by blogging platforms that are built on these languages<br>
2. JavaScript is needed to display AdSense ads and RSS feeds with JavaScript embedded in them aren't valid. Which means that most aggregators won't even allow you to add the feed. If they do it won't execute and will display the code inline.
<br><br>
So how do I know this this server side scripting will work? 
<br><br>
I tried building an ad network with OpenAds for RSS feeds and very quickly came up against the JS issue for serving dynamic or keyword ads. I spent a couple of hours figuring a way to make it work, very similarly, with just PHP. So when I saw the mobile ads I thought "Bingo. This is it!"
<br><br>
Another reason that I know the mobile code would work for RSS is that by making a simple tweak to the mobile code that is supplied by AdSense I was able to serve the ads in my browser and output them as XHTML. 
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/moads.gif">
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/moads2.gif">
<br><br>
If a publisher took this modified code and put it in their feeds and made sure that it is placed in a CDATA section within a given name space like <description> they could run AdSense ads. It's just that right now, the ads are formatted for mobile with phone numbers as links instead of urls and the publisher would probably get booted from the program.
<br><br>
Work with us feed freaks on this Google. It's time to stop policing the spigot, you've got the tech in place. Give us a taste. 

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/AdSense">AdSense</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/AdSense"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/AdSense.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS advertising">RSS advertising</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS advertising"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS advertising.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mobile ads">mobile ads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mobile ads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mobile ads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/AdSense JavaScript">AdSense JavaScript</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/AdSense JavaScript"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/AdSense JavaScript.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:37:36 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1340</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>There is no such thing as AdSense for RSS.

Google has run a closed beta for AdSense in feeds for nearly 3 years (that&#039;s like a billion internet years) and acquired a company that got feed advertising down to a science but there still is no AdSense for RSS. 

So what gives? This a great opportunity to increase distribution of ad inventory</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>AdSense, RSS advertising, mobile ads, AdSense JavaScript, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Make the Flickr PHP API not so ugly and easier to use</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1329/Make-the-Flickr-PHP-API-not-so-ugly-and-easier-to-use_photo-frame_digital.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[For months I have been bypassing the <a href=http://flickr.com/services/api/">Flickr API</a> and using RSS 2.0 feeds instead. The reason? They come with all the photo stream data that you need in a nice little package. Things like title, description, tags, date taken, date uploaded, image dimensions, etc.
<br><br>
What is missing from the RSS feed the ability to load comments with a photo and choose how many items are returned in the feed. The API, however, will let you load hundreds of images and load comments for each photo.
<br><br>
There is a catch though. The API is broken up into about a 75 different calls. Not one single call to the server can match the data that is returned in the RSS feed. To get the same data I need to make approximately 8 different calls to Flickr. Not good.
<br><br>
What use is the API?
<br><br>
It gives me the ability to create a historical back up of my photos in their most basic form with urls, date, descriptions (with html stripped) and tags. It also gives someone building an application a rich data source to do some of the things that Flickr isn't already doing - the purpose of an API.
<br><br>
After working with it for a few hours I became frustrated. PHP is my poison of choice and the PHP examples that Flickr uses all return serialized data. Which is great and easy to work with if you already know what the XML namespaces are but without them it is hard to access the data. And in some cases impossible without printing out the serialized array and looking at it because the returned serialized array's keys don't match the XML namespaces. Not to mention children are buried in deeper arrays that aren't as easy to access as say $title = $item->photo['title'].
<br><br>
Here's how I cleaned up the mess. If you are PHP guru then I am sure you could get this down to one script.
<br><br>
An 'include' script, sort of. View this script by URL on your server to see all name spaces:
<br><br>
1) Create a new PHP file declaring xml as file type - header("Content-Type: text/xml")<br>
2) Use the url that <a href="http://flickr.com/services/api/">Flickr supplies to return content in REST format</a><br>
3) Comment out the line for serialization<br>
4) Use PHP's file_get_contents() function<br>
5) echo the returned XML
<br><br>
<textarea cols="50" rows="7">
<?php
header("Content-Type: text/xml");
# call the API 
$flickr_url =  file_get_contents("http://api.flickr.com/services/rest/?api_key=YOUR-API-KEY&method=DATA-TO-RETURN);
echo $flickr_url;
?>
</textarea>
<br><br>
A loader script:
<br><br>
1) Create a loader script<br>
2) Call the include script - $resp = simplexml_load_file("YOUR INCLUDE SCRIPT URL");<br>
3) Get the data out by name space, the same ones that Flickr documents
<br><br>
<textarea cols="50" rows="10">
<?php
$resp = simplexml_load_file("INCLUDE-SCRIPT-URL");
// Check to see if the response was loaded, else print an error
if ($resp) {
	$results = '';  
    // If the response was loaded, parse it   
    foreach($resp->photo as $photo) {
	$title = $photo->title;
	echo $title;	
	}
}
?>
</textarea>
<br><br>
To view the name spaces that you will want to access simply open up the include script  by url in your browser.
<br><br>For now I will stick with the RSS 2.0 feeds for blog submissions but once I have some free time I will be using the API code above to create a cached archive for my own safe keeping.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo frame">photo frame</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo frame"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo frame.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/digital">digital</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/digital"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/digital.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Flickr API">Flickr API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Flickr API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Flickr API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PHP">PHP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PHP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PHP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/simple">simple</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/simple"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/simple.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/simplexml_load_file">simplexml_load_file</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/simplexml_load_file"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/simplexml_load_file.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[For months I have been bypassing the <a href=http://flickr.com/services/api/">Flickr API</a> and using RSS 2.0 feeds instead. The reason? They come with all the photo stream data that you need in a nice little package. Things like title, description, tags, date taken, date uploaded, image dimensions, etc.
<br><br>
What is missing from the RSS feed the ability to load comments with a photo and choose how many items are returned in the feed. The API, however, will let you load hundreds of images and load comments for each photo.
<br><br>
There is a catch though. The API is broken up into about a 75 different calls. Not one single call to the server can match the data that is returned in the RSS feed. To get the same data I need to make approximately 8 different calls to Flickr. Not good.
<br><br>
What use is the API?
<br><br>
It gives me the ability to create a historical back up of my photos in their most basic form with urls, date, descriptions (with html stripped) and tags. It also gives someone building an application a rich data source to do some of the things that Flickr isn't already doing - the purpose of an API.
<br><br>
After working with it for a few hours I became frustrated. PHP is my poison of choice and the PHP examples that Flickr uses all return serialized data. Which is great and easy to work with if you already know what the XML namespaces are but without them it is hard to access the data. And in some cases impossible without printing out the serialized array and looking at it because the returned serialized array's keys don't match the XML namespaces. Not to mention children are buried in deeper arrays that aren't as easy to access as say $title = $item->photo['title'].
<br><br>
Here's how I cleaned up the mess. If you are PHP guru then I am sure you could get this down to one script.
<br><br>
An 'include' script, sort of. View this script by URL on your server to see all name spaces:
<br><br>
1) Create a new PHP file declaring xml as file type - header("Content-Type: text/xml")<br>
2) Use the url that <a href="http://flickr.com/services/api/">Flickr supplies to return content in REST format</a><br>
3) Comment out the line for serialization<br>
4) Use PHP's file_get_contents() function<br>
5) echo the returned XML
<br><br>
<textarea cols="50" rows="7">
<?php
header("Content-Type: text/xml");
# call the API 
$flickr_url =  file_get_contents("http://api.flickr.com/services/rest/?api_key=YOUR-API-KEY&method=DATA-TO-RETURN);
echo $flickr_url;
?>
</textarea>
<br><br>
A loader script:
<br><br>
1) Create a loader script<br>
2) Call the include script - $resp = simplexml_load_file("YOUR INCLUDE SCRIPT URL");<br>
3) Get the data out by name space, the same ones that Flickr documents
<br><br>
<textarea cols="50" rows="10">
<?php
$resp = simplexml_load_file("INCLUDE-SCRIPT-URL");
// Check to see if the response was loaded, else print an error
if ($resp) {
	$results = '';  
    // If the response was loaded, parse it   
    foreach($resp->photo as $photo) {
	$title = $photo->title;
	echo $title;	
	}
}
?>
</textarea>
<br><br>
To view the name spaces that you will want to access simply open up the include script  by url in your browser.
<br><br>For now I will stick with the RSS 2.0 feeds for blog submissions but once I have some free time I will be using the API code above to create a cached archive for my own safe keeping.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo frame">photo frame</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo frame"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo frame.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/digital">digital</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/digital"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/digital.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Flickr API">Flickr API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Flickr API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Flickr API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PHP">PHP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PHP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PHP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/simple">simple</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/simple"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/simple.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/simplexml_load_file">simplexml_load_file</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/simplexml_load_file"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/simplexml_load_file.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:11:15 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1329</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>For months I have been bypassing the title;
	echo $title;	
	}
}
?&gt;


To view the name spaces that you will want to access simply open up the include script  by url in your browser.
For now I will stick with the RSS 2.0 feeds for blog submissions but once I have some free time I will be using the API code above to create a cached archive</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>photo frame, digital, Flickr API, PHP, simple</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1299/Season-19-Ep-3:-Wheel-of-Fortune-Mailmen-Mrs-Coach_Nazareth_QVC.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1299/cks-2008-01-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-11 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1299/cks-2008-01-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #449<br />
  Length: 28:23<br>
  Size: 19.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1299/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Leave us a comment anytime<br>
After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad<br>
Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind<br>
Real reasons<br>
We just do it, it's become part of our day<br>
We've become part of that<br>
It's like a radio station<br>
And they are playing Rod Stewart<br>
What? Kris you have lost your mind<br>
Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"?<br>
What are you talking about?<br>
You should pre-screen your thoughts<br>
Like a celebrity does<br>
Wive's would love these things<br>
Coming back from the long break<br>
Saying things as opposed to telling stories<br>
It was your birthday it made for a weird show<br>
I have to go to the bank<br>
I noticed you didn't buy your own cake<br>
Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one<br>
The bank was a ruse<br>
Turns out the cake was frozen<br>
Much like you<br>
I couldn't really cut it<br>
I told the kids it was an ice cream cake<br>
I forgot to buy candles<br>
Yeah, you made me blow out a lighter<br>
It wasn't just a Bic<br>
This is why being married to you is difficult<br>
You should just say what I think<br>
Kris starts telling Elliot about the lighter<br>
All I can think is shut up, idiot<br>
He doesn't need to know that stuff<br>
I thought about the house burning down<br>
You gotta pull the thing back and click<br>
Mr B. I am so worried about the Wheel of Fortune audition<br>
What am I going to wear?<br>
What am I going to do with my hair?<br>
I think you are projecting a bit<br>
I am going to start combing my eyebrows over my forehead<br>
I hit 33 and my eyebrows are out of control<br>
Big eyebrows are creepy<br>
I didn't say mono-brow<br>
You think the producers are looking for middle America<br>
A mom with pizzaz<br>
I'm not sure I buy that<br>
Maybe you should watch the show<br>
Men wear suits . . . the same on that they wear to funerals and weddings<br>
All the women wear pins<br>
That reminds me of <a href="http://www.croncast.com/search/143/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-19-2006-Im-the-decider-Deadliest-Catch.php">the coach story</a> when you were helping Andy shop<br>
Leave it up to your mom<br>
She'll just buy it off QVC for you<br>
The UPS man, the mail man and the garbage man all have our numbers<br>
QVC delivered twice a day around here<br>
The mail man knows everything that goes on in your life<br>
She's got QVC on the tv and the laptop<br>
The guy from the Queer Eye show is on, she yells<br>
We wake up every Wednesday morning to breaking glass<br>
The garbage man hates us<br>
The QVC bags all end up scattered around the cul de sac<br>
When I was a kid we got the neighbors mail for a week<br>
I knew that he wasn't paying his bills<br>
Water is a luxury<br>
He spent all of his money on Jaguars and software<br>
Baby, you got unfinished projects everywhere<br>
It's typically the man<br>
Feigning the CWI to watch prison shows<br>
It was a very serious sledding injury<br>
I can wear chest pads<br>
Keeping up with the IRS<br>
Just one of those things<br>
Monday you be blinded by my bespangled sweater and snow man pin<br>
I need to seem charming and wholesome<br>
Don't tell them about the podcast<br>
I already did<br>
Well then you need to be yourself<br>
Jeanie said I won't be funny in a pant suit<br>
I disagree you would look very funny in a pant suit
<br><br>
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After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad<br>
Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind<br>
Real reasons<br>
We just do it, it's become part of our day<br>
We've become part of that<br>
It's like a radio station<br>
And they are playing Rod Stewart<br>
What? Kris you have lost your mind<br>
Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"?<br>
What are you talking about?<br>
You should pre-screen your thoughts<br>
Like a celebrity does<br>
Wive's would love these things<br>
Coming back from the long break<br>
Saying things as opposed to telling stories<br>
It was your birthday it made for a weird show<br>
I have to go to the bank<br>
I noticed you didn't buy your own cake<br>
Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one<br>
The bank was a ruse<br>
Turns out the cake was frozen<br>
Much like you<br>
I couldn't really cut it<br>
I told the kids it was an ice cream cake<br>
I forgot to buy candles<br>
Yeah, you made me blow out a lighter<br>
It wasn't just a Bic<br>
This is why being married to you is difficult<br>
You should just say what I think<br>
Kris starts telling Elliot about the lighter<br>
All I can think is shut up, idiot<br>
He doesn't need to know that stuff<br>
I thought about the house burning down<br>
You gotta pull the thing back and click<br>
Mr B. I am so worried about the Wheel of Fortune audition<br>
What am I going to wear?<br>
What am I going to do with my hair?<br>
I think you are projecting a bit<br>
I am going to start combing my eyebrows over my forehead<br>
I hit 33 and my eyebrows are out of control<br>
Big eyebrows are creepy<br>
I didn't say mono-brow<br>
You think the producers are looking for middle America<br>
A mom with pizzaz<br>
I'm not sure I buy that<br>
Maybe you should watch the show<br>
Men wear suits . . . the same on that they wear to funerals and weddings<br>
All the women wear pins<br>
That reminds me of <a href="http://www.croncast.com/search/143/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-19-2006-Im-the-decider-Deadliest-Catch.php">the coach story</a> when you were helping Andy shop<br>
Leave it up to your mom<br>
She'll just buy it off QVC for you<br>
The UPS man, the mail man and the garbage man all have our numbers<br>
QVC delivered twice a day around here<br>
The mail man knows everything that goes on in your life<br>
She's got QVC on the tv and the laptop<br>
The guy from the Queer Eye show is on, she yells<br>
We wake up every Wednesday morning to breaking glass<br>
The garbage man hates us<br>
The QVC bags all end up scattered around the cul de sac<br>
When I was a kid we got the neighbors mail for a week<br>
I knew that he wasn't paying his bills<br>
Water is a luxury<br>
He spent all of his money on Jaguars and software<br>
Baby, you got unfinished projects everywhere<br>
It's typically the man<br>
Feigning the CWI to watch prison shows<br>
It was a very serious sledding injury<br>
I can wear chest pads<br>
Keeping up with the IRS<br>
Just one of those things<br>
Monday you be blinded by my bespangled sweater and snow man pin<br>
I need to seem charming and wholesome<br>
Don't tell them about the podcast<br>
I already did<br>
Well then you need to be yourself<br>
Jeanie said I won't be funny in a pant suit<br>
I disagree you would look very funny in a pant suit
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         <title>Get the magic extension .rss</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1238/Get-the-magic-extension-rss_RSS_MIME-types.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Ever wanted to know how to get an RSS feed with the .rss extension?
<br><br>
It can't just be added because .rss is not a valid MIME type on Apache servers.
<br><br>
Here's how to do it with Apache.
<br><br>
1) Make sure that you have mod_rewrite enabled on your server<br>
2) Create a .htaccess file to put in your html root folder<br>
3) Copy the URL for your .xml or .php feed<br>
4) Add the following two lines to your .htaccess file and place the copied url for your domain
<blockquote>RewriteEngine on<br>
RewriteRule  ^feed.rss$ http://www.yourdomain.com/feed.xml</blockquote>
That's it.







<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MIME types">MIME types</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MIME types"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MIME types.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rss extensions">rss extensions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rss extensions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rss extensions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Ever wanted to know how to get an RSS feed with the .rss extension?
<br><br>
It can't just be added because .rss is not a valid MIME type on Apache servers.
<br><br>
Here's how to do it with Apache.
<br><br>
1) Make sure that you have mod_rewrite enabled on your server<br>
2) Create a .htaccess file to put in your html root folder<br>
3) Copy the URL for your .xml or .php feed<br>
4) Add the following two lines to your .htaccess file and place the copied url for your domain
<blockquote>RewriteEngine on<br>
RewriteRule  ^feed.rss$ http://www.yourdomain.com/feed.xml</blockquote>
That's it.







<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MIME types">MIME types</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MIME types"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MIME types.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rss extensions">rss extensions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rss extensions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rss extensions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Ever wanted to know how to get an RSS feed with the .rss extension?

It can&#039;t just be added because .rss is not a valid MIME type on Apache servers.

Here&#039;s how to do it with Apache.

1) Make sure that you have mod_rewrite enabled on your server
2) Create a .htaccess file to put in your html root folder
3) Copy the URL for your</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS, MIME types, rss extensions, , </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Think differently about RSS and its uses</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1210/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_live-photo-blogging_RSS-as-API.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:39:03 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1210</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>live photo blogging, RSS as API, flickr, twitter, seesmic</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Make links with PHP from plain text</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1205/Make-links-with-PHP-from-plain-text_link-from-url_create-links.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[A couple of months ago I needed some PHP code to create links from plain text. <br><br>It took a while to find the right stuff but what I found was a script that needed quite a bit of work. <br><br>The fruit of my labor was this function that will take plain text URLs like http://www.croncast.com and turn them into <a href="http://www.croncast.com">http://www.croncast.com</a>.<br><br><textarea cols="50" rows="7" wrap="off">function makeURL($URL) {
$URL = eregi_replace('(((f|ht){1}tp://)[-a-zA-Z0-9@:\+.~#?&//=]+)','<a href=\\1>\\1</a>', $URL);
$URL = eregi_replace('([[:space:]()[{}])(www.[-a-zA-Z0-9@:\+.~#?&//=]+)','<a href=\\1>\\1</a>', $URL);
$URL = eregi_replace('([_\.0-9a-z-]+@([0-9a-z][0-9a-z-]+\.)+[a-z]{2,3})','<a href=\\1>\\1</a>', $URL);
return $URL;
}</textarea><br><br>To use this function:<br><br>
1. Take your copy, say $copy = "Lorem ipsum http://www.croncast.com"; and feed it to the function like so, echo makeURL($copy) <br>
2. Output would be "Lorem ipsum <a href="http://www.croncast.com">http://www.croncast.com</a>"<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/link from url">link from url</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/link from url"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/link from url.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/create links">create links</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/create links"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/create links.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/make url PHP">make url PHP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/make url PHP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/make url PHP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/plain text to link">plain text to link</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/plain text to link"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/plain text to link.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[A couple of months ago I needed some PHP code to create links from plain text. <br><br>It took a while to find the right stuff but what I found was a script that needed quite a bit of work. <br><br>The fruit of my labor was this function that will take plain text URLs like http://www.croncast.com and turn them into <a href="http://www.croncast.com">http://www.croncast.com</a>.<br><br><textarea cols="50" rows="7" wrap="off">function makeURL($URL) {
$URL = eregi_replace('(((f|ht){1}tp://)[-a-zA-Z0-9@:\+.~#?&//=]+)','<a href=\\1>\\1</a>', $URL);
$URL = eregi_replace('([[:space:]()[{}])(www.[-a-zA-Z0-9@:\+.~#?&//=]+)','<a href=\\1>\\1</a>', $URL);
$URL = eregi_replace('([_\.0-9a-z-]+@([0-9a-z][0-9a-z-]+\.)+[a-z]{2,3})','<a href=\\1>\\1</a>', $URL);
return $URL;
}</textarea><br><br>To use this function:<br><br>
1. Take your copy, say $copy = "Lorem ipsum http://www.croncast.com"; and feed it to the function like so, echo makeURL($copy) <br>
2. Output would be "Lorem ipsum <a href="http://www.croncast.com">http://www.croncast.com</a>"<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/link from url">link from url</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/link from url"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/link from url.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/create links">create links</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/create links"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/create links.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/make url PHP">make url PHP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/make url PHP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/make url PHP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/plain text to link">plain text to link</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/plain text to link"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/plain text to link.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:15:20 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1205</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>A couple of months ago I needed some PHP code to create links from plain text. It took a while to find the right stuff but what I found was a script that needed quite a bit of work. The fruit of my labor was this function that will take plain text URLs like http://www.croncast.com and turn them into http://www.croncast.com.function makeURL($URL)</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>link from url, create links, make url PHP, plain text to link, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Gnomedex 2007 podcasts: these are my people</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1204/Gnomedex-2007-podcasts:-these-are-my-people_New-media_emerging-media.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[This morning I put a new post over at my seldomly active <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">kristophersmith.com</a> blog about <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">the podcasts</a> that I recorded at Gnomedex this year. <br><br>No need to rehash the post here but I wanted to point out that if you are interested in new media, emerging media that this set of 14 podcasts is a great starting point.<br><br>And for good measure, <a href="http://www.thetrendjunkie.com">Greg Cangialosi</a> shot some great video of about 4 of the podcasts. You can watch my not so secret show intro laugh that I usually cut from every show.
<br><br>
Here's a sample (<a href="http://blip.tv/file/336108">if you can't see the video click here</a>):
<br><br>
<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftrendtv%2Eblip%2Etv%2Frss&file=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F340882&showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer%2Eswf" width="400" height="255" allowfullscreen="true" id="showplayer"><param name="movie" value="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftrendtv%2Eblip%2Etv%2Frss&file=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F340882&showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer%2Eswf" /><param name="quality" value="best" /></param></param></object><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New media">New media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/emerging media">emerging media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/emerging media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/emerging media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Greg Cangialosi">Greg Cangialosi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Greg Cangialosi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Greg Cangialosi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Stan James">Stan James</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Stan James"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Stan James.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chris Heuer">Chris Heuer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chris Heuer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chris Heuer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This morning I put a new post over at my seldomly active <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">kristophersmith.com</a> blog about <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">the podcasts</a> that I recorded at Gnomedex this year. <br><br>No need to rehash the post here but I wanted to point out that if you are interested in new media, emerging media that this set of 14 podcasts is a great starting point.<br><br>And for good measure, <a href="http://www.thetrendjunkie.com">Greg Cangialosi</a> shot some great video of about 4 of the podcasts. You can watch my not so secret show intro laugh that I usually cut from every show.
<br><br>
Here's a sample (<a href="http://blip.tv/file/336108">if you can't see the video click here</a>):
<br><br>
<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftrendtv%2Eblip%2Etv%2Frss&file=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F340882&showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer%2Eswf" width="400" height="255" allowfullscreen="true" id="showplayer"><param name="movie" value="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftrendtv%2Eblip%2Etv%2Frss&file=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F340882&showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer%2Eswf" /><param name="quality" value="best" /></param></param></object><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New media">New media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/emerging media">emerging media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/emerging media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/emerging media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Greg Cangialosi">Greg Cangialosi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Greg Cangialosi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Greg Cangialosi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Stan James">Stan James</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Stan James"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Stan James.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chris Heuer">Chris Heuer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chris Heuer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chris Heuer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:19:05 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1204</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>This morning I put a new post over at my seldomly active kristophersmith.com blog about the podcasts that I recorded at Gnomedex this year. No need to rehash the post here but I wanted to point out that if you are interested in new media, emerging media that this set of 14 podcasts is a great starting point.And for good measure, Greg Cangialosi</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>New media, emerging media, Greg Cangialosi, Stan James, Chris Heuer</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 14, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1153/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-14-2007_Costco-cake_Goodwill.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1153/cks-2007-11-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-14 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1153/cks-2007-11-14.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #433<br />
  Length: 28:35<br>
  Size: 19.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Post birthday wrap up<br>
No I won't read it . . . it is inappropriate<br>
What did you get me for my birthday?<br>
Love<br>
How do I put a photo of that up?<br>
Just a white space<br>
Your gift already expired<br>
It was an interesting birthday<br>
Was it like having a heel ground into your balls<br>
To know that your plasma just bought tickets to a movie and chocolate cake<br>
You came home with this cake<br>
It had one 3 of the 33<br>
I thought about using toothpaste to put the other on<br>
I saw this monster chocolate cake<br>
I have been shaving chocolate since 4 a.m.<br>
Granted, he'll know it's from Costco<br>
"All-American Chocolate Cake"<br>
My Black Keys poster is gone<br>
You blow out the candles<br>
It was like a car tire, not really<br>
My accent is like a cheesegrater on the edge of my words<br>
I chop up the cake<br>
Hand it out<br>
And everyone is like this is a great cake<br>
Elliot stands up straight<br>
"I NEED TO BE EXCUSED"<br>
He starts bouncing off the furniture<br>
My mom look up and her face it bright red<br>
Maggie starts freaking out too<br>
She is yelling about wanting to ride the dog<br>
Yeah, I ate four bites and had to stop<br>
Betsy, I think it is full of caffeine<br>
Loaded chocolate cake<br>
Who wants to do more cake?<br>
I am wired at this point<br>
I didn't have an iris left<br>
Just black eyes from open pupils<br>
I couldn't handle it<br>
You guys were right about the cake<br>
Mom just stands up all the sudden<br>
I gotta go to bed now<br>
Talking a mile a minute<br>
I go to get my phone out of the car<br>
Find some gummy bears<br>
I eat a handful of them<br>
My chest starts thumping<br>
My body tingles all over<br>
Was it going along with the beat of the music?<br>
I have never, ever felt that way in my life<br>
Felt good when you scratched you head though didn't it<br>
You know what will make you feel better?<br>
More cake<br>
That is like saying, I could use more diarrhea<br>
I need to find my worst enemy to share it with<br>
Scientists for chocolate experts look at that cake and tell us why<br>
That cake was pure baked cocaine<br>
I was still thinking about the cake today<br>
Why do I want more cake? It's 8 a.m.<br>
I do not fall into the stimulant category<br>
Thanks to Costco I will no longer eat chocolate cake<br>
You can turn off your emotions like a switch<br>
Kris's phone is blowing up<br>
Birthday wishes at 4 a.m.<br>
I need to invent an apparatus that allows you to smoke while sleep<br>
I'll be a quadrillionaire<br>
Smoking in your sleep is healthy<br>
Human mysters at 2 a.m.<br>
The deer just stood in the front yard<br>
Yeah, your dog will poop and eat it before it hits the ground<br>
Stuffed animals from Goodwill need to be washed, Betsy<br>
No they don't, they just need love
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<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
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Post birthday wrap up<br>
No I won't read it . . . it is inappropriate<br>
What did you get me for my birthday?<br>
Love<br>
How do I put a photo of that up?<br>
Just a white space<br>
Your gift already expired<br>
It was an interesting birthday<br>
Was it like having a heel ground into your balls<br>
To know that your plasma just bought tickets to a movie and chocolate cake<br>
You came home with this cake<br>
It had one 3 of the 33<br>
I thought about using toothpaste to put the other on<br>
I saw this monster chocolate cake<br>
I have been shaving chocolate since 4 a.m.<br>
Granted, he'll know it's from Costco<br>
"All-American Chocolate Cake"<br>
My Black Keys poster is gone<br>
You blow out the candles<br>
It was like a car tire, not really<br>
My accent is like a cheesegrater on the edge of my words<br>
I chop up the cake<br>
Hand it out<br>
And everyone is like this is a great cake<br>
Elliot stands up straight<br>
"I NEED TO BE EXCUSED"<br>
He starts bouncing off the furniture<br>
My mom look up and her face it bright red<br>
Maggie starts freaking out too<br>
She is yelling about wanting to ride the dog<br>
Yeah, I ate four bites and had to stop<br>
Betsy, I think it is full of caffeine<br>
Loaded chocolate cake<br>
Who wants to do more cake?<br>
I am wired at this point<br>
I didn't have an iris left<br>
Just black eyes from open pupils<br>
I couldn't handle it<br>
You guys were right about the cake<br>
Mom just stands up all the sudden<br>
I gotta go to bed now<br>
Talking a mile a minute<br>
I go to get my phone out of the car<br>
Find some gummy bears<br>
I eat a handful of them<br>
My chest starts thumping<br>
My body tingles all over<br>
Was it going along with the beat of the music?<br>
I have never, ever felt that way in my life<br>
Felt good when you scratched you head though didn't it<br>
You know what will make you feel better?<br>
More cake<br>
That is like saying, I could use more diarrhea<br>
I need to find my worst enemy to share it with<br>
Scientists for chocolate experts look at that cake and tell us why<br>
That cake was pure baked cocaine<br>
I was still thinking about the cake today<br>
Why do I want more cake? It's 8 a.m.<br>
I do not fall into the stimulant category<br>
Thanks to Costco I will no longer eat chocolate cake<br>
You can turn off your emotions like a switch<br>
Kris's phone is blowing up<br>
Birthday wishes at 4 a.m.<br>
I need to invent an apparatus that allows you to smoke while sleep<br>
I'll be a quadrillionaire<br>
Smoking in your sleep is healthy<br>
Human mysters at 2 a.m.<br>
The deer just stood in the front yard<br>
Yeah, your dog will poop and eat it before it hits the ground<br>
Stuffed animals from Goodwill need to be washed, Betsy<br>
No they don't, they just need love
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 12, 2007</title>
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Monday is a great day to start the week<br>
Yes, I forgot to tell you <br>
The first time that I get to do a birthday show<br>
I guess I am going to Goodwill<br>
It's cool to swear it off<br>
You should take up cardigans and turtle necks<br>
When guys my age are geezers<br>
We will be rocking the grunge look at the convelescent home<br>
I was watching TV on something that is no longer around the house<br>
There was a moment of clarity<br>
I was watching an animal show<br>
There was bear running in slow motion<br>
Beautful<br>
And the narrator pops in "This was the point when Charlie was ready to attack."<br>
Does the bear know that his name is Charlie<br>
It's all about relating to the world around us<br>
We do what is comfortable<br>
We would break the glass bottom boat weight limit<br>
We'll be living fat for the next few months<br>
Ok, hush you have to let me speak Mr. B<br>
The fabulousity of puffy cuffedness<br>
You know the job thing didn't work out<br>
You're taking a moment to rest <br>
And I am looking at the TV<br>
It isn't that big<br>
Spending that much on a TV<br>
I can get you one tomorrow at Goodwill for $50<br>
Yeah, it might weigh 650 pounds<br>
Take your old Chicago technology with you<br>
So I called Costco and told them about the broken ass TV<br>
I just want my number tattooed on me<br>
Betsy, you just like the exclusivity<br>
Having to flash your card<br>
Being a Costco member, stand back bitches<br>
Yeah, as we stand next to the coffins<br>
42 inches is not the big<br>
I'm not going to go there, Kris<br>
We roll in with two crabby kids<br>
He's talking about throwing dead animals in the coffin<br>
Which one do you like mommy?<br>
I just need to find someone to throw in there<br>
He is your child, Betsy<br>
So they start helping us out<br>
Everyone is watching<br>
Fuck bling and diamonds<br>
Roll around with a big screen TV<br>
I had a pack of men following me<br>
Asking me 30 questions<br>
Ahhh, we can't take that back<br>
Why? <br>
You have everything but the manual<br>
You can't take it back without the manual?<br>
Nope<br>
Are you kidding me?<br>
Every time I walked by it<br>
How the fuck did I get here?<br>
I bet you have that thought a lot<br>
Betsy starts rolling on them<br>
It's your birthday, I am going to let you speak<br>
Baby, he was still eying us up<br>
Was he going to tackle us?<br>
Stop them - they are going to buy oranges and pampers<br>
Best friends<br>
I would be a complete asshole if I got another TV right now<br>
I didn't consult for 11 months<br>
I need my business up and running right now . . . takes time<br>
Same thing with jobs . . . takes time<br>
A big day is talking to three recruiters<br>
Betsy's denial policy<br>
Thanks to Karen Vitale for the Franklin Mint vault check
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  Length: 29:27<br>
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Monday is a great day to start the week<br>
Yes, I forgot to tell you <br>
The first time that I get to do a birthday show<br>
I guess I am going to Goodwill<br>
It's cool to swear it off<br>
You should take up cardigans and turtle necks<br>
When guys my age are geezers<br>
We will be rocking the grunge look at the convelescent home<br>
I was watching TV on something that is no longer around the house<br>
There was a moment of clarity<br>
I was watching an animal show<br>
There was bear running in slow motion<br>
Beautful<br>
And the narrator pops in "This was the point when Charlie was ready to attack."<br>
Does the bear know that his name is Charlie<br>
It's all about relating to the world around us<br>
We do what is comfortable<br>
We would break the glass bottom boat weight limit<br>
We'll be living fat for the next few months<br>
Ok, hush you have to let me speak Mr. B<br>
The fabulousity of puffy cuffedness<br>
You know the job thing didn't work out<br>
You're taking a moment to rest <br>
And I am looking at the TV<br>
It isn't that big<br>
Spending that much on a TV<br>
I can get you one tomorrow at Goodwill for $50<br>
Yeah, it might weigh 650 pounds<br>
Take your old Chicago technology with you<br>
So I called Costco and told them about the broken ass TV<br>
I just want my number tattooed on me<br>
Betsy, you just like the exclusivity<br>
Having to flash your card<br>
Being a Costco member, stand back bitches<br>
Yeah, as we stand next to the coffins<br>
42 inches is not the big<br>
I'm not going to go there, Kris<br>
We roll in with two crabby kids<br>
He's talking about throwing dead animals in the coffin<br>
Which one do you like mommy?<br>
I just need to find someone to throw in there<br>
He is your child, Betsy<br>
So they start helping us out<br>
Everyone is watching<br>
Fuck bling and diamonds<br>
Roll around with a big screen TV<br>
I had a pack of men following me<br>
Asking me 30 questions<br>
Ahhh, we can't take that back<br>
Why? <br>
You have everything but the manual<br>
You can't take it back without the manual?<br>
Nope<br>
Are you kidding me?<br>
Every time I walked by it<br>
How the fuck did I get here?<br>
I bet you have that thought a lot<br>
Betsy starts rolling on them<br>
It's your birthday, I am going to let you speak<br>
Baby, he was still eying us up<br>
Was he going to tackle us?<br>
Stop them - they are going to buy oranges and pampers<br>
Best friends<br>
I would be a complete asshole if I got another TV right now<br>
I didn't consult for 11 months<br>
I need my business up and running right now . . . takes time<br>
Same thing with jobs . . . takes time<br>
A big day is talking to three recruiters<br>
Betsy's denial policy<br>
Thanks to Karen Vitale for the Franklin Mint vault check
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:12:30 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1141/cks-2007-11-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-09 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1141/cks-2007-11-09.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #431<br />
  Length: 34:07<br>
  Size: 23.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Croncast been holding it down for 3 Years<br>
431 podcasts as of today<br>
You got 3 years from us . . . leave us 3 sentences in the comments<br>
You should play some of the old interviews<br>
No<br>
People can still download them, but I'm not playing them<br>
Your kilted friend<br>
That was an awkward situation<br>
Oh, the Renn faire . . . what goes on there?<br>
Can you create chemistry<br>
I did the snowmobile show<br>
It was the number one show in the world for a while<br>
Then it disappeared<br>
Yeah, Nick decided it was over . . . no moolah<br>
Betsy, I got in your proximity<br>
I feel sorry for your microphone<br>
You need to brush your teeth<br>
What is that crap you are eating<br>
The humus<br>
Not quite as bad as the Aquadots<br>
I told you they were poison<br>
Yeah, but you say every toy is poison<br>
Any item is actually life threatening<br>
I look at the world in the form of 'If I needed to defend myself in prison<br>
Hey, I'm a producer<br>
You could take over anything with a hot cup of coffee<br>
Maybe I'll get my iPod back finally<br>
Rock on Cronast<br>
Do you know who this iPod begins long?<br>
No more Samsonite luggage picking guys<br>
Who the hell has an iPod full of ZZ Top<br>
Speaking of things we talk about that offend people<br>
Online degrees<br>
Yes, Kris has one<br>
And an AA from a junior college<br>
I'm on the inside, I can make that joke<br>
I worked in higher ed for 5 years<br>
I watched the growth into online learning<br>
We got no respect for it<br>
Even from anyone in other distance education modes<br>
I would still be representing as Captain Pizza making fine Italian pies<br>
Working at a gas station is more of a psychographic read<br>
I worked with a lottery winner<br>
She won a couple million bucks<br>
Just because she won the lottery doesn't make her interesting<br>
I got lucky picking numbers<br>
It isn't about how you won money, that isn't interesting<br>
What happened with the money is interesting<br>
Talked to a guy in Boston and he was like I made some loot<br>
Then I left the country for 16 years<br>
Don't remember it all<br>
If I hadn't married you, I was this guy<br>
It was like looking at myself at 65<br>
Did your souls slip out and kiss<br>
And minor nerve damage<br>
Maybe he was eating Aquadots<br>
There is something so unnatural about adding water to anything and making super glue<br> 
Seeing as how your body is 98 percent water someone should have caught that<br>
Well, guys<br>
Betsy is a mess<br>
You broke down two minutes in<br>
I am deep fried on the KFC scale<br>
It's the job thing, the improv thing, eBay stuff and then class<br>
You got to get on that<br>
People need to just tell you what do<br>
Betsy quit taking things dirty<br>
What the hell is a safe word?<br>
Yeah I know what it is<br>
No one knows, I'm a deviant<br>
I know what it is, that is what I was saying<br>
No one at improv knew<br>
Your audience won't know<br>
The hell they won't, my audience will<br>
WTF?<br>
I have more respect with my audience than to talk down to them<br>
I don't think I made it<br>
You got to let it go<br>
This is a good experience<br>
You are learning from it<br>
You are taking it off the deep end<br>
You tried out for the local, yes local<br>
They are here . . . not NY or LA<br>
You just need more experience<br>
Call them on it<br>
Don't let it continue on<br>
Deal with it and get an answer<br>
Going to the DMV<br>
They had the wrong soc # for me<br>
They also had Slowsky still in the computer as being owned by you
<br><br>
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Show: #431<br />
  Length: 34:07<br>
  Size: 23.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Croncast been holding it down for 3 Years<br>
431 podcasts as of today<br>
You got 3 years from us . . . leave us 3 sentences in the comments<br>
You should play some of the old interviews<br>
No<br>
People can still download them, but I'm not playing them<br>
Your kilted friend<br>
That was an awkward situation<br>
Oh, the Renn faire . . . what goes on there?<br>
Can you create chemistry<br>
I did the snowmobile show<br>
It was the number one show in the world for a while<br>
Then it disappeared<br>
Yeah, Nick decided it was over . . . no moolah<br>
Betsy, I got in your proximity<br>
I feel sorry for your microphone<br>
You need to brush your teeth<br>
What is that crap you are eating<br>
The humus<br>
Not quite as bad as the Aquadots<br>
I told you they were poison<br>
Yeah, but you say every toy is poison<br>
Any item is actually life threatening<br>
I look at the world in the form of 'If I needed to defend myself in prison<br>
Hey, I'm a producer<br>
You could take over anything with a hot cup of coffee<br>
Maybe I'll get my iPod back finally<br>
Rock on Cronast<br>
Do you know who this iPod begins long?<br>
No more Samsonite luggage picking guys<br>
Who the hell has an iPod full of ZZ Top<br>
Speaking of things we talk about that offend people<br>
Online degrees<br>
Yes, Kris has one<br>
And an AA from a junior college<br>
I'm on the inside, I can make that joke<br>
I worked in higher ed for 5 years<br>
I watched the growth into online learning<br>
We got no respect for it<br>
Even from anyone in other distance education modes<br>
I would still be representing as Captain Pizza making fine Italian pies<br>
Working at a gas station is more of a psychographic read<br>
I worked with a lottery winner<br>
She won a couple million bucks<br>
Just because she won the lottery doesn't make her interesting<br>
I got lucky picking numbers<br>
It isn't about how you won money, that isn't interesting<br>
What happened with the money is interesting<br>
Talked to a guy in Boston and he was like I made some loot<br>
Then I left the country for 16 years<br>
Don't remember it all<br>
If I hadn't married you, I was this guy<br>
It was like looking at myself at 65<br>
Did your souls slip out and kiss<br>
And minor nerve damage<br>
Maybe he was eating Aquadots<br>
There is something so unnatural about adding water to anything and making super glue<br> 
Seeing as how your body is 98 percent water someone should have caught that<br>
Well, guys<br>
Betsy is a mess<br>
You broke down two minutes in<br>
I am deep fried on the KFC scale<br>
It's the job thing, the improv thing, eBay stuff and then class<br>
You got to get on that<br>
People need to just tell you what do<br>
Betsy quit taking things dirty<br>
What the hell is a safe word?<br>
Yeah I know what it is<br>
No one knows, I'm a deviant<br>
I know what it is, that is what I was saying<br>
No one at improv knew<br>
Your audience won't know<br>
The hell they won't, my audience will<br>
WTF?<br>
I have more respect with my audience than to talk down to them<br>
I don't think I made it<br>
You got to let it go<br>
This is a good experience<br>
You are learning from it<br>
You are taking it off the deep end<br>
You tried out for the local, yes local<br>
They are here . . . not NY or LA<br>
You just need more experience<br>
Call them on it<br>
Don't let it continue on<br>
Deal with it and get an answer<br>
Going to the DMV<br>
They had the wrong soc # for me<br>
They also had Slowsky still in the computer as being owned by you
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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         <title>Today: Three years of Croncast podcast</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1135/Today:-Three-years-of-Croncast-podcast_Kris-Smith_Betsy-Smith.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Uno, dos y tres!
<br><br>
We've been doing it up for three years as of today! A library of <a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php">four hundred and thirty shows</a> since November 8th, 2004.<br><br>What is there to say? More, obviously!<br><br><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/3_years.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>We want to say thanks to everyone who listens to the show and to those that have listened in the past. Thank you for allowing us, in absentia, to make you laugh.<br><br>Also, thank you for sharing the show with your family, friends and strangers by playing it for them, the blog posts, commenting on our site and the reviews that you have written.<br><br>Six months from now we should hit the 500 episode mark. Then it will be time to party!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/archive RSS">archive RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/archive RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/archive RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcast library">podcast library</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcast library"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcast library.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Uno, dos y tres!
<br><br>
We've been doing it up for three years as of today! A library of <a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php">four hundred and thirty shows</a> since November 8th, 2004.<br><br>What is there to say? More, obviously!<br><br><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/3_years.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>We want to say thanks to everyone who listens to the show and to those that have listened in the past. Thank you for allowing us, in absentia, to make you laugh.<br><br>Also, thank you for sharing the show with your family, friends and strangers by playing it for them, the blog posts, commenting on our site and the reviews that you have written.<br><br>Six months from now we should hit the 500 episode mark. Then it will be time to party!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/archive RSS">archive RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/archive RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/archive RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcast library">podcast library</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcast library"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcast library.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:46:05 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1135