Pearl | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Pearl. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for Pearl. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for Pearl. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg Pearl | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Pearl. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/856/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jul-27-2007_portable-DVD_Pearl-Street.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-07-27 align= Croncast - 2007-07-27.mp3
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007

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It's been a while since we've done a show
The worst part is I can't tell anyone the story
It will ruin the show
We have to tell everyone we'll tell you later
I did see some of the photos baby
Jeanie and I laughed
Don't start there Bears
This is not the typical Croncast, Kris and Betsy story
Sure I have been supplanted by Jeanie
Mr B would have done this anyway
Do you want to tell your story?
Can I give you some hints to telling a story
We are going to start our story from the very beginning
Jeanie rolls up to my house
We have to go to my sister's kids party
My mom and my dad in the same building, stress
The last time was like 10 years since they were in same room
I had nightmares about how bad this trip was going to be
Epiphany was to dope them out with DVD's
Misgivings? Why? Last year was not enough?
So I strap in the DVD player and monitors
We surprise the kids with it
Strap in the kids and pull away
The power adapter pops in, out, in, out
Elliot,"It's on, It's off. It's on. It's off."
With a former truck driver by your side I shouldn't have been worried
Jeanie took a class in map reading
"Betsy, where is the map?"
"I don't have one."
Simply a print out from mapquest
With the kids I figured it out
Take the group home approach, catch them being good
What does Maggie get?
Green dry erase markers
45 minutes later Jeanie says you've got look at Maggie
The scariest site ever
Maggie colored herself green and put chocolate in her hair
She was laughing maniacally
"I funny. I funny."
So we pull over at a truck stop
I walk in with Gigi
Everyone stops, turns and stares at us
She had lifted her dress and colored all the way to her diaper
That woman is totally talking to Betsy
Dry erase markers come off very easy
Where are you at this point?
Western Illinois
Jeanie wanted to hit the world's largest truck stop
Betsy, "Didn't you listen to last year's vacation show?"
Another thing that we learned last year was to get a hotel room
Jeanie was rolling up in the driveway when you booked it
You didn't remember it
Kris, shut up, this is my show
No map Betsy doesn't know where she is
Elliot and Maggie hit the hotel and want to sleep with mama
Elliot has had it and is ready to sleep in the car
Little Kris was in the backseat complaining
Now he reads numbers he made sure to point out we were speeding
I don't recommend the Super 8 in Lincoln, Nebraska
Isn't there something in Lincoln like a university
Jeanie brings the good trip karma with her
The scary omens of the open road
I had apologized to Jeanie
You have got to heed the signs
Every mile marker was a Slowsky moment
I was amazed that we rolled into Denver/Boulder area
The kids have started to melt down
Hey, you've won another Pokeman card
Jeanie, can I have another car
Honey, Mommy is going 90 mph you need to sit still
They waited until we were in traffic to act up
Every parent knows that you kids don't need anything from you until you are merging onto the interstate
We were behind a Prius
It had a blue hair in it, double whammy
Did the exhaust smell like broccoli or cooked carrots?
When you ride with Betsy you are junk coordinator
Fast food dumped in your lap and Betsy sipping on her diet coke
Give me that grilled chicken bitch
I know you, Booba
Speeder! I won't get in to it
Kris has speeding story to tell
My great Denver court room story
We have been here for 12 minutes into the immaculate clean house where we are staying kids flip out
So we leave the house
Where did you go?
Pearl Street
Do you want to stand on a clogged street in 88 degree heat with hippies
Elliot's hippie story, guy's sign said, "need money for a shirt," but I watched him take off his shirt and stick it under a rock
Sounds like Pearl Street to me
Henry is putting up a mark on the chalkboard right now
I know who your favorite hippie is
Jeanie called Evan to tell him that they were going to see the hippies
"My ship has sunk. I need cash"
I told you it was the pirate
Very herbal
They're all playing guitars and wait for you
No judgment, eh Kris?
Pete the pirate
You could start a fish stick line with his name for $6
I have to stand there and tell my son that this stuff is normal
We saw Goth grandma
She doesn't care anymore
You get passed 70 and start tripping on your titties
The point of this story that children work on 15 minute cycles
Jeanie sees the
Here's the reason the hippies bother me
They are balanced out by smug trust fund babies
Betsy, "I only pan handled once. That is a story for another day."
The next day when you came home from San Francisco I made sure we got home right away
Elliot saves family in the mountains
Give him a hard time, you can't mess with the man
We stopped someplace in between
The place where you buy gas in a bucket
We roll into Rocky Mountain National Park
The kids are watching Scoobie Doo at full blast
We are excited about a fox with dead animals in its mouth
Elliot, "Shush, there is a boy named Elliot in this episode"
Momma, I just saw a squid
Momma, I just saw an alligator
Not even close to being in a forest
It's not funny when you are their mother
He got it from a book you bought him
A book about future animals 10,000 years from now with illustrations
I forgot my cell phone
That is what I do Mr. B
So we start going up the mountain
Jeanie is gripping the OSHA car handle
The blood vessels are popping out from between her fingers
She has gone pale
Maggie, "no up. No up. No up."
Betsy talks Jeanie down
Look I'm driving with no hands
Maggie's sense is I'm strapped in
Shut up guys, Scoobie is on
Wrap the show . . . coming back down the mountain
Maybe a little Elk Mountain Resort, Valhalla on Monday, Wednesday

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Show: #390
Length: 32:29
Size: 22.3mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007

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It's been a while since we've done a show
The worst part is I can't tell anyone the story
It will ruin the show
We have to tell everyone we'll tell you later
I did see some of the photos baby
Jeanie and I laughed
Don't start there Bears
This is not the typical Croncast, Kris and Betsy story
Sure I have been supplanted by Jeanie
Mr B would have done this anyway
Do you want to tell your story?
Can I give you some hints to telling a story
We are going to start our story from the very beginning
Jeanie rolls up to my house
We have to go to my sister's kids party
My mom and my dad in the same building, stress
The last time was like 10 years since they were in same room
I had nightmares about how bad this trip was going to be
Epiphany was to dope them out with DVD's
Misgivings? Why? Last year was not enough?
So I strap in the DVD player and monitors
We surprise the kids with it
Strap in the kids and pull away
The power adapter pops in, out, in, out
Elliot,"It's on, It's off. It's on. It's off."
With a former truck driver by your side I shouldn't have been worried
Jeanie took a class in map reading
"Betsy, where is the map?"
"I don't have one."
Simply a print out from mapquest
With the kids I figured it out
Take the group home approach, catch them being good
What does Maggie get?
Green dry erase markers
45 minutes later Jeanie says you've got look at Maggie
The scariest site ever
Maggie colored herself green and put chocolate in her hair
She was laughing maniacally
"I funny. I funny."
So we pull over at a truck stop
I walk in with Gigi
Everyone stops, turns and stares at us
She had lifted her dress and colored all the way to her diaper
That woman is totally talking to Betsy
Dry erase markers come off very easy
Where are you at this point?
Western Illinois
Jeanie wanted to hit the world's largest truck stop
Betsy, "Didn't you listen to last year's vacation show?"
Another thing that we learned last year was to get a hotel room
Jeanie was rolling up in the driveway when you booked it
You didn't remember it
Kris, shut up, this is my show
No map Betsy doesn't know where she is
Elliot and Maggie hit the hotel and want to sleep with mama
Elliot has had it and is ready to sleep in the car
Little Kris was in the backseat complaining
Now he reads numbers he made sure to point out we were speeding
I don't recommend the Super 8 in Lincoln, Nebraska
Isn't there something in Lincoln like a university
Jeanie brings the good trip karma with her
The scary omens of the open road
I had apologized to Jeanie
You have got to heed the signs
Every mile marker was a Slowsky moment
I was amazed that we rolled into Denver/Boulder area
The kids have started to melt down
Hey, you've won another Pokeman card
Jeanie, can I have another car
Honey, Mommy is going 90 mph you need to sit still
They waited until we were in traffic to act up
Every parent knows that you kids don't need anything from you until you are merging onto the interstate
We were behind a Prius
It had a blue hair in it, double whammy
Did the exhaust smell like broccoli or cooked carrots?
When you ride with Betsy you are junk coordinator
Fast food dumped in your lap and Betsy sipping on her diet coke
Give me that grilled chicken bitch
I know you, Booba
Speeder! I won't get in to it
Kris has speeding story to tell
My great Denver court room story
We have been here for 12 minutes into the immaculate clean house where we are staying kids flip out
So we leave the house
Where did you go?
Pearl Street
Do you want to stand on a clogged street in 88 degree heat with hippies
Elliot's hippie story, guy's sign said, "need money for a shirt," but I watched him take off his shirt and stick it under a rock
Sounds like Pearl Street to me
Henry is putting up a mark on the chalkboard right now
I know who your favorite hippie is
Jeanie called Evan to tell him that they were going to see the hippies
"My ship has sunk. I need cash"
I told you it was the pirate
Very herbal
They're all playing guitars and wait for you
No judgment, eh Kris?
Pete the pirate
You could start a fish stick line with his name for $6
I have to stand there and tell my son that this stuff is normal
We saw Goth grandma
She doesn't care anymore
You get passed 70 and start tripping on your titties
The point of this story that children work on 15 minute cycles
Jeanie sees the
Here's the reason the hippies bother me
They are balanced out by smug trust fund babies
Betsy, "I only pan handled once. That is a story for another day."
The next day when you came home from San Francisco I made sure we got home right away
Elliot saves family in the mountains
Give him a hard time, you can't mess with the man
We stopped someplace in between
The place where you buy gas in a bucket
We roll into Rocky Mountain National Park
The kids are watching Scoobie Doo at full blast
We are excited about a fox with dead animals in its mouth
Elliot, "Shush, there is a boy named Elliot in this episode"
Momma, I just saw a squid
Momma, I just saw an alligator
Not even close to being in a forest
It's not funny when you are their mother
He got it from a book you bought him
A book about future animals 10,000 years from now with illustrations
I forgot my cell phone
That is what I do Mr. B
So we start going up the mountain
Jeanie is gripping the OSHA car handle
The blood vessels are popping out from between her fingers
She has gone pale
Maggie, "no up. No up. No up."
Betsy talks Jeanie down
Look I'm driving with no hands
Maggie's sense is I'm strapped in
Shut up guys, Scoobie is on
Wrap the show . . . coming back down the mountain
Maybe a little Elk Mountain Resort, Valhalla on Monday, Wednesday

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Show: #295
Length: 22:32
Size: 15.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris November 05, 2006

Keep on leaving the comments
Comments even about the dairysnake
Betsy says it is time to return the dairysnake to QVC
Women in depends trying on elastic pants and deciding it's not roomy enough and the QVC customer service
"I bet the QVC return warehouse smells like old people. I love QVC don't get me wrong."
Zeus is upset that the dairsysnake is going back
No Falcon Bird . . . TailorByrd, baby
Did I get it right
Paisley pearl snap TailorByrd
It might be athletic fit but you'll have to girdle it in
Golden paisley pearl snap for the man now
Unless Kohls super Saturday is the trend . . .
You better drink your stupid soda
It's not a middle of winter shirt
Easter egg puffy cuff in other colors
The closeout TailorByrd shirts . . . very of the moment
They are like the 70's zip up boot
Your dad was pretty styling I'm sure
Wrinkle cream at 29
I know, I know, I know Kris
Could have gotten the merchandise credit but opted for cash back on your card
Maybe QVC will start selling carpet soon
Oh, my god. The dog ate his leash again
Kris is dog agnostic
Booba wants a running suit with a small amount of leopard print
Betsy's friend said nothing
Aluminum foil in with the hamsters
They didn't make it
Betsy is clairvoyant and reads my mind
I buried him in a box that I made in bible school
Everyone's going to bible school
Kris tells the dog to go away very calmly
What is that smell?
He peed on me
Can't start off by saying "scam"
The loose smelly dog
Betsy calls it my bad dog karma
Next show . . . when Kris was bitten by a dog


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Show: #295
Length: 22:32
Size: 15.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris November 05, 2006

Keep on leaving the comments
Comments even about the dairysnake
Betsy says it is time to return the dairysnake to QVC
Women in depends trying on elastic pants and deciding it's not roomy enough and the QVC customer service
"I bet the QVC return warehouse smells like old people. I love QVC don't get me wrong."
Zeus is upset that the dairsysnake is going back
No Falcon Bird . . . TailorByrd, baby
Did I get it right
Paisley pearl snap TailorByrd
It might be athletic fit but you'll have to girdle it in
Golden paisley pearl snap for the man now
Unless Kohls super Saturday is the trend . . .
You better drink your stupid soda
It's not a middle of winter shirt
Easter egg puffy cuff in other colors
The closeout TailorByrd shirts . . . very of the moment
They are like the 70's zip up boot
Your dad was pretty styling I'm sure
Wrinkle cream at 29
I know, I know, I know Kris
Could have gotten the merchandise credit but opted for cash back on your card
Maybe QVC will start selling carpet soon
Oh, my god. The dog ate his leash again
Kris is dog agnostic
Booba wants a running suit with a small amount of leopard print
Betsy's friend said nothing
Aluminum foil in with the hamsters
They didn't make it
Betsy is clairvoyant and reads my mind
I buried him in a box that I made in bible school
Everyone's going to bible school
Kris tells the dog to go away very calmly
What is that smell?
He peed on me
Can't start off by saying "scam"
The loose smelly dog
Betsy calls it my bad dog karma
Next show . . . when Kris was bitten by a dog


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Tags: QVC TailorByrd Zeus urine dairysnake bible school ]]> Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:09:11 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,543 Croncast - 2006-11-05.mp3 Show: #295 Length: 22:32 Size: 15.4mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris November 05, 2006 Keep on leaving the comments Comments even about the dairysnake Betsy says it is time to return the dairysnake to QVC Women in depends trying on elastic pants and deciding it's not roomy enough and the no QVC, TailorByrd, Zeus urine, dairysnake, bible school Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/316/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-17_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2004-12-31 Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3

Show: #43
Length: 37:38
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 17.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17

Today's show is co-hosted with Betsy.

WE NAMED THE BABY!

Well, the baby named herself. You're going to have to listen to find out what it is.

Have a happy new year and have a great weekend.

Today's Show

Intro
Happy New Year
Hope 2005 doesn't suck!
Space alien listeners
That's Betsy
Check us out at www.croncast.com
Betsy asks, "What is an RSS feed?"
I open the program
Stroller collection websites
Barbie jeep for stroller?
Captain America
Muffin can out run the Lincoln
WE NAMED THE BABY!
The name isn't Pearl
More email to Ms. Kris Smith
Betsy wouldn't have conceded
The man wants to be a window washer
More parenting issues involving Kris
Betsy tells the man he can't vote republican
Colin and Jeb
It's all about the bureaucracy
Germans and Canadians in Cuba
Betsy isn't going to send her sister
Reading Bushwacked
Goodwill rules of conduct
The Goodwill podumentary
Play date business cards
Thanks to all guests and other shout outs
Today is show 41
Happy New Year!

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Show: #43
Length: 37:38
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 17.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17

Today's show is co-hosted with Betsy.

WE NAMED THE BABY!

Well, the baby named herself. You're going to have to listen to find out what it is.

Have a happy new year and have a great weekend.

Today's Show

Intro
Happy New Year
Hope 2005 doesn't suck!
Space alien listeners
That's Betsy
Check us out at www.croncast.com
Betsy asks, "What is an RSS feed?"
I open the program
Stroller collection websites
Barbie jeep for stroller?
Captain America
Muffin can out run the Lincoln
WE NAMED THE BABY!
The name isn't Pearl
More email to Ms. Kris Smith
Betsy wouldn't have conceded
The man wants to be a window washer
More parenting issues involving Kris
Betsy tells the man he can't vote republican
Colin and Jeb
It's all about the bureaucracy
Germans and Canadians in Cuba
Betsy isn't going to send her sister
Reading Bushwacked
Goodwill rules of conduct
The Goodwill podumentary
Play date business cards
Thanks to all guests and other shout outs
Today is show 41
Happy New Year!

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Length: 20:36
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 9.43 mb

Special edition Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris, to stop the shakes from not recording a podcast for 3 days. Three whole days . . . Jesus Christ . . . what was I thinking?

My secret is to record as long as a guest can stand it and then split the time up into separate shows. Guess it's not so secret now.

Today's Show

Intro
Secret is out
Miss Elizabeth Smith, Mrs. I mean
Where's the ring?
No talking about the mics
Kris needs a 'funky bunch'
Shane is MIP (missing in podcasting) we miss him
Turkeys in Hawaii
What do turkeys eat
Supersize Me - Why? I live it.
The prgnancy fat for three
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Pearl is good but for grannies - Betsy
Kris sends out message
We should change last name
Only marry people within 5 letters of the begining of your own.
Schmutz' and Skaggs'
The teeth, again
People with straight teeth don't listen to this show
Dental insurance
Kris is a poster boy for wearing your retainer
Shout out to Podcat
Kris' teeth lower Betsy's I.Q.
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Show dedicated to you
Baby stuff over taking studio
Fuck this - psuedo church
"I see a dollar"
Bare minumum $600 eBay queen
Christmas is a christian holiday?
Can't buy a lottery ticket with PayPal debit card
Kris's eBay negatives
Millers
T's for $.50
Wrap it up

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Length: 20:36
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 9.43 mb

Special edition Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris, to stop the shakes from not recording a podcast for 3 days. Three whole days . . . Jesus Christ . . . what was I thinking?

My secret is to record as long as a guest can stand it and then split the time up into separate shows. Guess it's not so secret now.

Today's Show

Intro
Secret is out
Miss Elizabeth Smith, Mrs. I mean
Where's the ring?
No talking about the mics
Kris needs a 'funky bunch'
Shane is MIP (missing in podcasting) we miss him
Turkeys in Hawaii
What do turkeys eat
Supersize Me - Why? I live it.
The prgnancy fat for three
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Pearl is good but for grannies - Betsy
Kris sends out message
We should change last name
Only marry people within 5 letters of the begining of your own.
Schmutz' and Skaggs'
The teeth, again
People with straight teeth don't listen to this show
Dental insurance
Kris is a poster boy for wearing your retainer
Shout out to Podcat
Kris' teeth lower Betsy's I.Q.
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Show dedicated to you
Baby stuff over taking studio
Fuck this - psuedo church
"I see a dollar"
Bare minumum $600 eBay queen
Christmas is a christian holiday?
Can't buy a lottery ticket with PayPal debit card
Kris's eBay negatives
Millers
T's for $.50
Wrap it up

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