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      <title>Pitties | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Pitties. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Pitties. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1242/cks-2007-12-10.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-12-10 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1242/cks-2007-12-10.mp3">Croncast - 2007-12-10.mp3</a><br>
Show: #444<br />
  Length: 30:08<br>
  Size: 20.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1242/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-12-10.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Betsy laughing during intro<br>
James Brown sang "It's a Man's World"<br>
But that's all wrong<br>
I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know<br>
It's a lipstick lesbians world<br>
No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV <br>
Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine<br>
My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass<br>
I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol<br>
What?<br>
That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island<br>
So I went to buy some wine at Costco<br>
You can't take kids in there<br>
You can take them in there<br>
No way, Costco is way to shishi<br>
They have to stand outside and scream<br>
Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze<br>
No way!<br>
Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled<br>
We would walk into the liquor department buy booze<br>
Then go back to pick up the prescriptions<br>
You need something to wash the pills down with<br>
My grape juice didn't have pulp, Betsy<br>
Listen to me retardo montoban<br>
Wine and grape juice are parallel in my brain<br>
You again agree with me<br>
After last week's shows . . . <br>
I won't apologize for shows anymore<br>
But they didn't have the full funny<br>
Elliot went on a trip with Betsy<br>
What would Grandma want for Christmas Elliot?<br>
Something for her 'Pitties'<br>
What?<br>
Those things that you ladies have that grow out of your armpits<br>
Do you mean breasts Elliot?<br>
Ummmmm . . . I don't know<br>
You guys got those weird undees things that go over your 'Pitties'<br>
Do you mean a bra?<br>
You can't buy your Grandma a bra for Christmas<br>
One day you start itching<br>
Then your Pitties come out<br>
Grandma bras on eBay<br>
Our kids won't be having kids<br>
Sure, Betsy<br>
Can Kris leave the house without returning with a story?<br>
Nope<br>
Did you leave the house this weekend?<br>
Yeah, I left last night<br>
Two nerds sitting in a bar next to one another<br>
Loud music, and communicate through twitter<br>
I saw my friends this morning at the Goodwill opening<br>
My video tape buyer shows up<br>
He is great<br>
He would be in a Thrift Score<br>
I mentioned that I was doing some new stuff<br>
He walked away from me<br>
I wasn't trying to hang<br>
I was trying to over do it<br>
The best time to sell 9 1/2 Weeks<br>
They will raid him and he is creepy<br>
His wife thinks he's crazy<br>
What are you doing wrong?<br>
We are soul mates, Kris<br>
Betsy's jealousy comes out<br>
We had a hard week last week<br>
Interviews are going great<br>
More this week and some follow ups
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wine">Wine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Boone's Farm Wild Island">Boone's Farm Wild Island</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Boone's Farm Wild Island"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Boone's Farm Wild Island.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pitties">Pitties</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pitties"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pitties.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/James Brown">James Brown</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/James Brown"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/James Brown.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Thrift Score">Thrift Score</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Thrift Score"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Thrift Score.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1242/cks-2007-12-10.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-12-10 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1242/cks-2007-12-10.mp3">Croncast - 2007-12-10.mp3</a><br>
Show: #444<br />
  Length: 30:08<br>
  Size: 20.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1242/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-12-10.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Betsy laughing during intro<br>
James Brown sang "It's a Man's World"<br>
But that's all wrong<br>
I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know<br>
It's a lipstick lesbians world<br>
No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV <br>
Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine<br>
My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass<br>
I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol<br>
What?<br>
That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island<br>
So I went to buy some wine at Costco<br>
You can't take kids in there<br>
You can take them in there<br>
No way, Costco is way to shishi<br>
They have to stand outside and scream<br>
Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze<br>
No way!<br>
Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled<br>
We would walk into the liquor department buy booze<br>
Then go back to pick up the prescriptions<br>
You need something to wash the pills down with<br>
My grape juice didn't have pulp, Betsy<br>
Listen to me retardo montoban<br>
Wine and grape juice are parallel in my brain<br>
You again agree with me<br>
After last week's shows . . . <br>
I won't apologize for shows anymore<br>
But they didn't have the full funny<br>
Elliot went on a trip with Betsy<br>
What would Grandma want for Christmas Elliot?<br>
Something for her 'Pitties'<br>
What?<br>
Those things that you ladies have that grow out of your armpits<br>
Do you mean breasts Elliot?<br>
Ummmmm . . . I don't know<br>
You guys got those weird undees things that go over your 'Pitties'<br>
Do you mean a bra?<br>
You can't buy your Grandma a bra for Christmas<br>
One day you start itching<br>
Then your Pitties come out<br>
Grandma bras on eBay<br>
Our kids won't be having kids<br>
Sure, Betsy<br>
Can Kris leave the house without returning with a story?<br>
Nope<br>
Did you leave the house this weekend?<br>
Yeah, I left last night<br>
Two nerds sitting in a bar next to one another<br>
Loud music, and communicate through twitter<br>
I saw my friends this morning at the Goodwill opening<br>
My video tape buyer shows up<br>
He is great<br>
He would be in a Thrift Score<br>
I mentioned that I was doing some new stuff<br>
He walked away from me<br>
I wasn't trying to hang<br>
I was trying to over do it<br>
The best time to sell 9 1/2 Weeks<br>
They will raid him and he is creepy<br>
His wife thinks he's crazy<br>
What are you doing wrong?<br>
We are soul mates, Kris<br>
Betsy's jealousy comes out<br>
We had a hard week last week<br>
Interviews are going great<br>
More this week and some follow ups
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wine">Wine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Boone's Farm Wild Island">Boone's Farm Wild Island</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Boone's Farm Wild Island"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Boone's Farm Wild Island.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pitties">Pitties</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pitties"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pitties.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/James Brown">James Brown</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/James Brown"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/James Brown.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Thrift Score">Thrift Score</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Thrift Score"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Thrift Score.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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