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      <title>Republicanism | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/146/cks-2006-04-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-24" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/146/cks-2006-04-24.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3</a></p>
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  Length: 33:22<br />
  Size: 22.9 mb<br />
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006</strong></p>

You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years<br />
Kris went all out one year<br />
Then we starved for three months later<br />
A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy<br />
Smelling like a $10 hooker<br />
I'm good and Betsy is great<br />
Betsy has a first<br />
The <a href="http://www.mytwinn.com/" target="_blank" id="tico">My Twinn</a> foot hanging off the Goodwill rack<br />
Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake<br />
If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies<br />
Kris doesn't know what <a href="http://www.mytwinn.com/" target="_blank" id="tico">My Twinn</a> dolls are<br />
The pulse of my own heart in my ears<br />
80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality<br />
Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday<br />
Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat<br />
The Diet Coke gets opened<br />
Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke<br />
Designing a doll to look just like your child<br />
Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll<br />
Moles, freckles and all<br />
The doll hospital<br />
Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head<br />
Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied<br />
Betsy had to check herself<br />
Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head<br />
Michael Jackson's black or white video<br />
Googie looks like my mom<br />
Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures<br />
I don't understand paying for sex<br />
Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject<br />
I've been propositioned for garage sale money<br />
Betsy had her own garage sale<br />
She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others<br />
Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?"<br />
Buying from your neighbors<br />
Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list<br />
Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale<br />
Selling Legos a pound at a time<br />
Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think<br />
Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase<br />
The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids<br />
If you've got it, it's ok<br />
The first step to Republicanism<br />
What are they paying for . . . social programs?<br />
Putting your kids needs right on top and first<br />
The blue house memories<br />
"I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard."<br />
Kris never moved as a kid<br />
Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town<br />
Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie"<br />
Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother<br />
Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess<br />
Euphoria<br />
Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is<br />
Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus<br />
Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it."<br />
Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style."<br />
The gnats attack<br />
I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face<br />

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<p>Show: #219<br />
  Length: 33:22<br />
  Size: 22.9 mb<br />
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006</strong></p>

You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years<br />
Kris went all out one year<br />
Then we starved for three months later<br />
A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy<br />
Smelling like a $10 hooker<br />
I'm good and Betsy is great<br />
Betsy has a first<br />
The <a href="http://www.mytwinn.com/" target="_blank" id="tico">My Twinn</a> foot hanging off the Goodwill rack<br />
Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake<br />
If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies<br />
Kris doesn't know what <a href="http://www.mytwinn.com/" target="_blank" id="tico">My Twinn</a> dolls are<br />
The pulse of my own heart in my ears<br />
80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality<br />
Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday<br />
Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat<br />
The Diet Coke gets opened<br />
Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke<br />
Designing a doll to look just like your child<br />
Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll<br />
Moles, freckles and all<br />
The doll hospital<br />
Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head<br />
Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied<br />
Betsy had to check herself<br />
Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head<br />
Michael Jackson's black or white video<br />
Googie looks like my mom<br />
Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures<br />
I don't understand paying for sex<br />
Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject<br />
I've been propositioned for garage sale money<br />
Betsy had her own garage sale<br />
She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others<br />
Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?"<br />
Buying from your neighbors<br />
Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list<br />
Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale<br />
Selling Legos a pound at a time<br />
Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think<br />
Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase<br />
The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids<br />
If you've got it, it's ok<br />
The first step to Republicanism<br />
What are they paying for . . . social programs?<br />
Putting your kids needs right on top and first<br />
The blue house memories<br />
"I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard."<br />
Kris never moved as a kid<br />
Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town<br />
Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie"<br />
Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother<br />
Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess<br />
Euphoria<br />
Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is<br />
Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus<br />
Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it."<br />
Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style."<br />
The gnats attack<br />
I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face<br />

<br /><br />

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Show: #219
  Length: 33:22
  Size: 22.9 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006

You haven&#039;t bought me a present in a while, like three years
Kris went all out one year
Then we starved for three months later
A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy
Smelling like a $10</itunes:summary>
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