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      <title>Rod Stuart | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Rod Stuart. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Rod Stuart. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1299/cks-2008-01-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-11 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1299/cks-2008-01-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #449<br />
  Length: 28:23<br>
  Size: 19.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1299/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Leave us a comment anytime<br>
After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad<br>
Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind<br>
Real reasons<br>
We just do it, it's become part of our day<br>
We've become part of that<br>
It's like a radio station<br>
And they are playing Rod Stewart<br>
What? Kris you have lost your mind<br>
Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"?<br>
What are you talking about?<br>
You should pre-screen your thoughts<br>
Like a celebrity does<br>
Wive's would love these things<br>
Coming back from the long break<br>
Saying things as opposed to telling stories<br>
It was your birthday it made for a weird show<br>
I have to go to the bank<br>
I noticed you didn't buy your own cake<br>
Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one<br>
The bank was a ruse<br>
Turns out the cake was frozen<br>
Much like you<br>
I couldn't really cut it<br>
I told the kids it was an ice cream cake<br>
I forgot to buy candles<br>
Yeah, you made me blow out a lighter<br>
It wasn't just a Bic<br>
This is why being married to you is difficult<br>
You should just say what I think<br>
Kris starts telling Elliot about the lighter<br>
All I can think is shut up, idiot<br>
He doesn't need to know that stuff<br>
I thought about the house burning down<br>
You gotta pull the thing back and click<br>
Mr B. I am so worried about the Wheel of Fortune audition<br>
What am I going to wear?<br>
What am I going to do with my hair?<br>
I think you are projecting a bit<br>
I am going to start combing my eyebrows over my forehead<br>
I hit 33 and my eyebrows are out of control<br>
Big eyebrows are creepy<br>
I didn't say mono-brow<br>
You think the producers are looking for middle America<br>
A mom with pizzaz<br>
I'm not sure I buy that<br>
Maybe you should watch the show<br>
Men wear suits . . . the same on that they wear to funerals and weddings<br>
All the women wear pins<br>
That reminds me of <a href="http://www.croncast.com/search/143/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-19-2006-Im-the-decider-Deadliest-Catch.php">the coach story</a> when you were helping Andy shop<br>
Leave it up to your mom<br>
She'll just buy it off QVC for you<br>
The UPS man, the mail man and the garbage man all have our numbers<br>
QVC delivered twice a day around here<br>
The mail man knows everything that goes on in your life<br>
She's got QVC on the tv and the laptop<br>
The guy from the Queer Eye show is on, she yells<br>
We wake up every Wednesday morning to breaking glass<br>
The garbage man hates us<br>
The QVC bags all end up scattered around the cul de sac<br>
When I was a kid we got the neighbors mail for a week<br>
I knew that he wasn't paying his bills<br>
Water is a luxury<br>
He spent all of his money on Jaguars and software<br>
Baby, you got unfinished projects everywhere<br>
It's typically the man<br>
Feigning the CWI to watch prison shows<br>
It was a very serious sledding injury<br>
I can wear chest pads<br>
Keeping up with the IRS<br>
Just one of those things<br>
Monday you be blinded by my bespangled sweater and snow man pin<br>
I need to seem charming and wholesome<br>
Don't tell them about the podcast<br>
I already did<br>
Well then you need to be yourself<br>
Jeanie said I won't be funny in a pant suit<br>
I disagree you would look very funny in a pant suit
<br><br>
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Show: #449<br />
  Length: 28:23<br>
  Size: 19.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1299/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Leave us a comment anytime<br>
After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad<br>
Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind<br>
Real reasons<br>
We just do it, it's become part of our day<br>
We've become part of that<br>
It's like a radio station<br>
And they are playing Rod Stewart<br>
What? Kris you have lost your mind<br>
Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"?<br>
What are you talking about?<br>
You should pre-screen your thoughts<br>
Like a celebrity does<br>
Wive's would love these things<br>
Coming back from the long break<br>
Saying things as opposed to telling stories<br>
It was your birthday it made for a weird show<br>
I have to go to the bank<br>
I noticed you didn't buy your own cake<br>
Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one<br>
The bank was a ruse<br>
Turns out the cake was frozen<br>
Much like you<br>
I couldn't really cut it<br>
I told the kids it was an ice cream cake<br>
I forgot to buy candles<br>
Yeah, you made me blow out a lighter<br>
It wasn't just a Bic<br>
This is why being married to you is difficult<br>
You should just say what I think<br>
Kris starts telling Elliot about the lighter<br>
All I can think is shut up, idiot<br>
He doesn't need to know that stuff<br>
I thought about the house burning down<br>
You gotta pull the thing back and click<br>
Mr B. I am so worried about the Wheel of Fortune audition<br>
What am I going to wear?<br>
What am I going to do with my hair?<br>
I think you are projecting a bit<br>
I am going to start combing my eyebrows over my forehead<br>
I hit 33 and my eyebrows are out of control<br>
Big eyebrows are creepy<br>
I didn't say mono-brow<br>
You think the producers are looking for middle America<br>
A mom with pizzaz<br>
I'm not sure I buy that<br>
Maybe you should watch the show<br>
Men wear suits . . . the same on that they wear to funerals and weddings<br>
All the women wear pins<br>
That reminds me of <a href="http://www.croncast.com/search/143/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-19-2006-Im-the-decider-Deadliest-Catch.php">the coach story</a> when you were helping Andy shop<br>
Leave it up to your mom<br>
She'll just buy it off QVC for you<br>
The UPS man, the mail man and the garbage man all have our numbers<br>
QVC delivered twice a day around here<br>
The mail man knows everything that goes on in your life<br>
She's got QVC on the tv and the laptop<br>
The guy from the Queer Eye show is on, she yells<br>
We wake up every Wednesday morning to breaking glass<br>
The garbage man hates us<br>
The QVC bags all end up scattered around the cul de sac<br>
When I was a kid we got the neighbors mail for a week<br>
I knew that he wasn't paying his bills<br>
Water is a luxury<br>
He spent all of his money on Jaguars and software<br>
Baby, you got unfinished projects everywhere<br>
It's typically the man<br>
Feigning the CWI to watch prison shows<br>
It was a very serious sledding injury<br>
I can wear chest pads<br>
Keeping up with the IRS<br>
Just one of those things<br>
Monday you be blinded by my bespangled sweater and snow man pin<br>
I need to seem charming and wholesome<br>
Don't tell them about the podcast<br>
I already did<br>
Well then you need to be yourself<br>
Jeanie said I won't be funny in a pant suit<br>
I disagree you would look very funny in a pant suit
<br><br>
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