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	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/710/cks-2007-04-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-04-30 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/710/cks-2007-04-30.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-04-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #356<br />
  Length: 32:01<br />
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 30, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/april_20070430.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
What are my moobs and dairy snakes worth? Let us know above in the banner with your support<br>
A little guilt borrowed from NPR<br>
What is one year of Croncast worth to you?<br>
That is one 32nd of a server payment<br>
Wrapping Kris in postal tape to make cleavage<br>
And Betsy will sell access online<br>
What to do with the show<br>
Have all the girls . . . women that Kris dated<br>
Especially when they bring their 30 year old kids<br>
Gotta keep Kristine in tube tops<br>
Made from truck tire tubes<br>
Sapp Bros. on the corner of Plank Road and I-80<br>
With my hot coffee came a hot flash of snatch from Mr. B's past<br>
Something nasty probably happened to your coffee<br>
Which one was this? What! Which truck stop ho was this?!?!?<br>
We ate the truck stop all the time . . . either there or hardies<br>
Who was she?<br>
She's the one who grew up and worked at a truck stop<br>
So what do you bring with you from your youth?<br>
The chicken chute checker<br>
Besides your emotional baggage<br>
These are Kris's jeans from 20 years ago<br>
We had bunk beds<br>
No I didn't have the Outerspace mattresses<br>
We had cheap bunk beds<br>
The kinds you could take apart<br>
Cutting the legs with a chainsaw to make them level<br>
This way . . . two equal beds<br>
Happy belated birthday brother, though you don't listen<br>
Karma was kicking Kris's ass this last week<br>
Even today it has been harsh<br>
It must have been the poking of Unitarians<br>
Well, Mr. B . . . I washed and dried your video iPod<br>
Yep<br>
It looked normal for a second then it started to crackle and the screen turned white<br>
I wasn't going to tell you<br>
Hey, kick me while I'm down . . . one in a long line of things<br>
Life altering events all week long<br>
Well now Mr. B you can run down to Wal-Mart and get a foPod<br>
I'm sorry that karma is kicking your ass . . . but my week has been awesome<br>
Let me check my watch for the karma shift<br>
(What ensues are short show notes for a great Betsy story. Watch the beverage drinking in public . . . I kid you not.)<br>
Betsy turns her mom out . . . garage sale style<br>
Little deaf dog in a bike trailer for grammy<br>
Cruising the McMansion subdivisions an Saturday<br>
It's a Schwinn not a Burly<br>
Another Dutailier Glider<br>
Somebody's baby is stealing all those shoes . . . oh Gigi
<br><br>
Send your support: $50 bucks gets you an autographed Goodwill mug. More amounts to come.<br><br>This money, btw, is going to server costs to keep the show up and running.
<br><br>
We are going to do a live show here in Naperville . . . hopefully in July. We'd like to get about 40 people to come out so we can have the joint for about 2 hours. That means you need to get your friends to come out too. Let us know if you can swing it.
<br><br>
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Show: #356<br />
  Length: 32:01<br />
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 30, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/april_20070430.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
What are my moobs and dairy snakes worth? Let us know above in the banner with your support<br>
A little guilt borrowed from NPR<br>
What is one year of Croncast worth to you?<br>
That is one 32nd of a server payment<br>
Wrapping Kris in postal tape to make cleavage<br>
And Betsy will sell access online<br>
What to do with the show<br>
Have all the girls . . . women that Kris dated<br>
Especially when they bring their 30 year old kids<br>
Gotta keep Kristine in tube tops<br>
Made from truck tire tubes<br>
Sapp Bros. on the corner of Plank Road and I-80<br>
With my hot coffee came a hot flash of snatch from Mr. B's past<br>
Something nasty probably happened to your coffee<br>
Which one was this? What! Which truck stop ho was this?!?!?<br>
We ate the truck stop all the time . . . either there or hardies<br>
Who was she?<br>
She's the one who grew up and worked at a truck stop<br>
So what do you bring with you from your youth?<br>
The chicken chute checker<br>
Besides your emotional baggage<br>
These are Kris's jeans from 20 years ago<br>
We had bunk beds<br>
No I didn't have the Outerspace mattresses<br>
We had cheap bunk beds<br>
The kinds you could take apart<br>
Cutting the legs with a chainsaw to make them level<br>
This way . . . two equal beds<br>
Happy belated birthday brother, though you don't listen<br>
Karma was kicking Kris's ass this last week<br>
Even today it has been harsh<br>
It must have been the poking of Unitarians<br>
Well, Mr. B . . . I washed and dried your video iPod<br>
Yep<br>
It looked normal for a second then it started to crackle and the screen turned white<br>
I wasn't going to tell you<br>
Hey, kick me while I'm down . . . one in a long line of things<br>
Life altering events all week long<br>
Well now Mr. B you can run down to Wal-Mart and get a foPod<br>
I'm sorry that karma is kicking your ass . . . but my week has been awesome<br>
Let me check my watch for the karma shift<br>
(What ensues are short show notes for a great Betsy story. Watch the beverage drinking in public . . . I kid you not.)<br>
Betsy turns her mom out . . . garage sale style<br>
Little deaf dog in a bike trailer for grammy<br>
Cruising the McMansion subdivisions an Saturday<br>
It's a Schwinn not a Burly<br>
Another Dutailier Glider<br>
Somebody's baby is stealing all those shoes . . . oh Gigi
<br><br>
Send your support: $50 bucks gets you an autographed Goodwill mug. More amounts to come.<br><br>This money, btw, is going to server costs to keep the show up and running.
<br><br>
We are going to do a live show here in Naperville . . . hopefully in July. We'd like to get about 40 people to come out so we can have the joint for about 2 hours. That means you need to get your friends to come out too. Let us know if you can swing it.
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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