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      <title>Secretologist | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 18: Hey Sugar, Maiden Warrior, Let's meet</title>
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Show: #464<br />
  Length: 32:14<br>
  Size: 29.8mb<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1388/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-22.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
It's been a while<br>
I'm rusty<br>
Remembering the order that I say things in<br>
I don't use the Secret, no<br>
You are a closet Unitarian Mr. B<br>
No I am not<br>
Are you a Secretologist?<br>
She says random stuff<br>
I'm just speaking my mind<br>
That is what she things<br>
Trying to get my goat<br>
Takes one to know one<br>
You are messing with wrong chick<br>
She told me that she someone from my church<br>
The woman told me she was a Humanist<br>
Does that mean you guys are Scientologists?<br>
You're giving away our secrets<br>
Now you know before I say anything about Scientologists<br>
We have a listener that meets all of Betsy's anti-requirements<br>
We love him though<br>
I wasn't messing with engineers, I know them<br>
I admire the way that they think<br>
She rolls over, I need to tell you something<br>
She's going to tell you she tested positive for something<br>
"My name . . ."<br>
Your name?<br>
"Yeah"<br>
Yes<br>
"Noel"<br>
Yeah, I got it<br>
"It means Maiden Warriors"<br>
My engineer roommate began stirring in his loft<br>
I taught him everything he needed to know about women<br>
I had the scariest roommate in the entire world<br>
I don't think you have told it, Betsy<br>
**Note: this is one of the best stories Betsy has told on the show**<br>
**Listen in at the 8:00 minute mark**<br>
The alcoholic woman at the water park<br>
She reminded me of your mom, Kris<br>
Listers, you tell me<br>
The text message I got was a hook-up message<br>
No, it wasn't<br>
I will leave it up to the listeners<br>
Have you shared it with your friends<br>
Yeah<br>
What did they say?<br>
Well . . . 
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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Show: #464<br />
  Length: 32:14<br>
  Size: 29.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1388/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-22.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
It's been a while<br>
I'm rusty<br>
Remembering the order that I say things in<br>
I don't use the Secret, no<br>
You are a closet Unitarian Mr. B<br>
No I am not<br>
Are you a Secretologist?<br>
She says random stuff<br>
I'm just speaking my mind<br>
That is what she things<br>
Trying to get my goat<br>
Takes one to know one<br>
You are messing with wrong chick<br>
She told me that she someone from my church<br>
The woman told me she was a Humanist<br>
Does that mean you guys are Scientologists?<br>
You're giving away our secrets<br>
Now you know before I say anything about Scientologists<br>
We have a listener that meets all of Betsy's anti-requirements<br>
We love him though<br>
I wasn't messing with engineers, I know them<br>
I admire the way that they think<br>
She rolls over, I need to tell you something<br>
She's going to tell you she tested positive for something<br>
"My name . . ."<br>
Your name?<br>
"Yeah"<br>
Yes<br>
"Noel"<br>
Yeah, I got it<br>
"It means Maiden Warriors"<br>
My engineer roommate began stirring in his loft<br>
I taught him everything he needed to know about women<br>
I had the scariest roommate in the entire world<br>
I don't think you have told it, Betsy<br>
**Note: this is one of the best stories Betsy has told on the show**<br>
**Listen in at the 8:00 minute mark**<br>
The alcoholic woman at the water park<br>
She reminded me of your mom, Kris<br>
Listers, you tell me<br>
The text message I got was a hook-up message<br>
No, it wasn't<br>
I will leave it up to the listeners<br>
Have you shared it with your friends<br>
Yeah<br>
What did they say?<br>
Well . . . 
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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