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      <title>Slap | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/999/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Sep-24-2007_Bar-Louie-Naperville_twins-and-triplets.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/999/cks-2007-09-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-09-24 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/999/cks-2007-09-24.mp3">Croncast - 2007-09-24.mp3</a><br>
Show: #414<br />
  Length: 25:13<br>
  Size: 17.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007</strong></p>
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STICKERS! They'll be here on Tuesday<br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
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Saturday morning writing code and the 800 number starts ringing off the hook<br>
After the call I figure it might be important<br>
Turns out that it was regional manager or gm for Bar Louie<br>
The nerd posse didn't have to go in person they sent email<br>
Yeah, they listened to the show<br>
I would have been stuck making co-payments if you had been there<br>
He listened to the show!<br>
Kudos to Bar Louie and their parent Corp. for stepping up to the plate<br>
John Elway Dodge could learn from these people<br>
Or should I say Go Dodge Denver on Arapahoe<br>
Maybe this means something bigger<br>
It was really good of them to call<br>
Betsy chalked up the guys behavior to culture<br>
Your employees should be a reflection of the place they work<br>
My esteem for Bart Louie is way higher than it used to be<br>
So yeah, it is brand management<br>
They are taking the lead and that is awesome<br>
Being proactive in their case is makes sense<br>
They were going to fire the guy<br>
Was probably the greatest job he ever had<br>
Then he gets drunk and kisses patrons<br>
Karma stepped forward as the enforcer<br>
Couldn't fire the guy . . . he was already fired!<br>
Sweet<br>
They handled right then and there that night<br>
How do you know if bouncers don't always act like that<br>
Bouncers come in two varieties . . . gross and creepy<br>
Naperville puts plain clothes officers in bars<br>
Betsy's sister knows all about them<br>
Buy the bicycle cop calendar<br>
They talk like they walked out of a flame novel<br>
The HR for them must be a single desperate chick<br>
Betsy is glad that Bar Louie handled it<br>
What do you want them to do?<br>
Yes, I am the damaged<br>
I can no longer kiss you<br>
Screaming baby interrupts the show<br>
Betsy moves on the twins and triplets sale<br>
Don't I have the best job ever?<br>
Sure, dumpsters are quaint<br>
I wasn't supposed to be on list<br>
Then I made it in<br>
Planned Parenthood Es Muy Mal Para Aurora<br>
Singletons . . . what the hell is a singleton?<br>
Kris, they are genetically challenged ladies like me that have babies on at a time<br>
Four perms turned at once<br>
You are the one that wrote the blog post<br>
I burned my face with coffee<br>
They all come back to haunt me<br>
We thought it was funny<br>
These women are twitter parenting<br>
Run  . . . have you no respect<br>
Are you embarrassed that your mommy tummy is going to slap you in the face?<br>
Run! We are all in the same boat bitches<br>
In today's money<br>
Tell a Friend Friday is going awesome<br>
New stickers should be here today

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Show: #414<br />
  Length: 25:13<br>
  Size: 17.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-24.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Saturday morning writing code and the 800 number starts ringing off the hook<br>
After the call I figure it might be important<br>
Turns out that it was regional manager or gm for Bar Louie<br>
The nerd posse didn't have to go in person they sent email<br>
Yeah, they listened to the show<br>
I would have been stuck making co-payments if you had been there<br>
He listened to the show!<br>
Kudos to Bar Louie and their parent Corp. for stepping up to the plate<br>
John Elway Dodge could learn from these people<br>
Or should I say Go Dodge Denver on Arapahoe<br>
Maybe this means something bigger<br>
It was really good of them to call<br>
Betsy chalked up the guys behavior to culture<br>
Your employees should be a reflection of the place they work<br>
My esteem for Bart Louie is way higher than it used to be<br>
So yeah, it is brand management<br>
They are taking the lead and that is awesome<br>
Being proactive in their case is makes sense<br>
They were going to fire the guy<br>
Was probably the greatest job he ever had<br>
Then he gets drunk and kisses patrons<br>
Karma stepped forward as the enforcer<br>
Couldn't fire the guy . . . he was already fired!<br>
Sweet<br>
They handled right then and there that night<br>
How do you know if bouncers don't always act like that<br>
Bouncers come in two varieties . . . gross and creepy<br>
Naperville puts plain clothes officers in bars<br>
Betsy's sister knows all about them<br>
Buy the bicycle cop calendar<br>
They talk like they walked out of a flame novel<br>
The HR for them must be a single desperate chick<br>
Betsy is glad that Bar Louie handled it<br>
What do you want them to do?<br>
Yes, I am the damaged<br>
I can no longer kiss you<br>
Screaming baby interrupts the show<br>
Betsy moves on the twins and triplets sale<br>
Don't I have the best job ever?<br>
Sure, dumpsters are quaint<br>
I wasn't supposed to be on list<br>
Then I made it in<br>
Planned Parenthood Es Muy Mal Para Aurora<br>
Singletons . . . what the hell is a singleton?<br>
Kris, they are genetically challenged ladies like me that have babies on at a time<br>
Four perms turned at once<br>
You are the one that wrote the blog post<br>
I burned my face with coffee<br>
They all come back to haunt me<br>
We thought it was funny<br>
These women are twitter parenting<br>
Run  . . . have you no respect<br>
Are you embarrassed that your mommy tummy is going to slap you in the face?<br>
Run! We are all in the same boat bitches<br>
In today's money<br>
Tell a Friend Friday is going awesome<br>
New stickers should be here today

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 30, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/859/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jul-30-2007_Montrose-CO_Elk-Mountain-Resort.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/859/cks-2007-07-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-07-30 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/859/cks-2007-07-30.mp3">Croncast - 2007-07-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #391<br />
  Length: 39:17<br>
  Size: 26.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 30, 2007</strong></p>
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We'll be on the road today headed home to Naperville, so this show gets short notes:
<br><br>
We rejoin Betsy, Jeanie and the kids on the descent from the mountain<br>
Kris arrives in Boulder<br>
Jeanie invents a game called "Slap a Subaru" (you'll have to listen for directions) for playing in Boulder<br>
Betsy and Jeanie drop the kids with Kris and leave town for <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com/">Elk Mountain Resort</a><br>
They get lost and eat lunch in Breckenridge<br>
After a four more hours of driving they arrive at <a href="http://www.visitmontrose.net/">Montrose, CO</a> near the resort<br>
The ladies make it to Elk Mountain Resort
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Show: #391<br />
  Length: 39:17<br>
  Size: 26.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 30, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
We'll be on the road today headed home to Naperville, so this show gets short notes:
<br><br>
We rejoin Betsy, Jeanie and the kids on the descent from the mountain<br>
Kris arrives in Boulder<br>
Jeanie invents a game called "Slap a Subaru" (you'll have to listen for directions) for playing in Boulder<br>
Betsy and Jeanie drop the kids with Kris and leave town for <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com/">Elk Mountain Resort</a><br>
They get lost and eat lunch in Breckenridge<br>
After a four more hours of driving they arrive at <a href="http://www.visitmontrose.net/">Montrose, CO</a> near the resort<br>
The ladies make it to Elk Mountain Resort
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-10-28" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-10-28.mp3">Croncast - 2005-10-28.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #182<br />
Length: 39:56<br />
Size: 27.4 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>The mime<br />
Calling each other 47 times a day<br />
Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races<br />
The Geriatric games<br />
More chest hair than head hair<br />
The digital camera fiasco<br />
Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do<br />
We're not buying today<br />
Prints only from the camera store<br />
He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx<br />
Kris' rats nest hair<br />
Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair<br />
My hair looks like a pelt<br />
I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore<br />
Detriment in Chicago during winter<br />
Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet<br />
Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch<br />
There is a podcast voice<br />
Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line<br />
Well, okay der bear<br />
It is pledge and donation time again<br />
Cyclical with NPR<br />
Server money is needed<br />
Betsy says $4 per month doesn't make sense, $5 a month or $9.95 is better<br />
The kids aren't yours<br />
The one year anniversary of Croncast is coming<br />
Doing the show 3 times a week is difficult<br />
Kris has other projects to work on podcasting and not<br />
Croncast will be moving to one day a week starting November 14<br />
Send your audio or email of your Croncast memories<br />
Harriet Mier, "liberals will rue the day that she didn't get the job"<br />
New segment, "Goodwill Tonight" Betsy does sound effects<br />
Visual a steam sterilizer and a triple stroller<br />
I'm taking it to Goodwill to teach you a lesson<br />
Screaming serpent roller coaster and rippin rocket<br />
Betsy takes on an 11 year old girl at Goodwill<br />
Someone took her on, she was the home team<br />
First born kids are sibling slappers<br />
Kris apologizes to his brother who is ripped<br />
The hariest, largest woman in Goodwill<br />
Time to scurry away with the baby<br />
Dart them and take their stuff?<br />
Betsy decides to stalk the family<br />
Applies social work principles to get what she wants<br />
Situation assessment for procurement<br />
Lowlights of the old days<br />
Why people don't want to remember the worst times<br />
People work through it and move on and react out of fear<br />
If you look behind you feel like it can happen again<br />
A lack of empathy<br />
Falling back on family if it is an option<br />
Social service programs<br />
How did Betsy make this political<br />
A bit too harsh</p>
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	<p>Show: #182<br />
Length: 39:56<br />
Size: 27.4 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>The mime<br />
Calling each other 47 times a day<br />
Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races<br />
The Geriatric games<br />
More chest hair than head hair<br />
The digital camera fiasco<br />
Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do<br />
We're not buying today<br />
Prints only from the camera store<br />
He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx<br />
Kris' rats nest hair<br />
Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair<br />
My hair looks like a pelt<br />
I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore<br />
Detriment in Chicago during winter<br />
Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet<br />
Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch<br />
There is a podcast voice<br />
Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line<br />
Well, okay der bear<br />
It is pledge and donation time again<br />
Cyclical with NPR<br />
Server money is needed<br />
Betsy says $4 per month doesn't make sense, $5 a month or $9.95 is better<br />
The kids aren't yours<br />
The one year anniversary of Croncast is coming<br />
Doing the show 3 times a week is difficult<br />
Kris has other projects to work on podcasting and not<br />
Croncast will be moving to one day a week starting November 14<br />
Send your audio or email of your Croncast memories<br />
Harriet Mier, "liberals will rue the day that she didn't get the job"<br />
New segment, "Goodwill Tonight" Betsy does sound effects<br />
Visual a steam sterilizer and a triple stroller<br />
I'm taking it to Goodwill to teach you a lesson<br />
Screaming serpent roller coaster and rippin rocket<br />
Betsy takes on an 11 year old girl at Goodwill<br />
Someone took her on, she was the home team<br />
First born kids are sibling slappers<br />
Kris apologizes to his brother who is ripped<br />
The hariest, largest woman in Goodwill<br />
Time to scurry away with the baby<br />
Dart them and take their stuff?<br />
Betsy decides to stalk the family<br />
Applies social work principles to get what she wants<br />
Situation assessment for procurement<br />
Lowlights of the old days<br />
Why people don't want to remember the worst times<br />
People work through it and move on and react out of fear<br />
If you look behind you feel like it can happen again<br />
A lack of empathy<br />
Falling back on family if it is an option<br />
Social service programs<br />
How did Betsy make this political<br />
A bit too harsh</p>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:54:51 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-10-28.mp3
	Show: #182
Length: 39:56
Size: 27.4 mb
Format: mp3
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141
	Show Notes
	The mime
Calling each other 47 times a day
Kris&#039; birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races
The Geriatric games
More chest hair than head hair
The digital camera fiasco
Telling a</itunes:summary>
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