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      <title>Slowsky part two | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for Slowsky part two. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for Slowsky part two. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Cars are time machines. They give, they take</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[We made our way to the dealership about an hour ago to officially start the process of finding a remedy. That is the taking away part of the time machine equation. I am sure on this scale of give and take that the nearly 10 days that we have been without the car in the last two weeks is a small percentage compared to that if we had walked the 3800 miles we have driven in it. The walk to Bloomington would have done me in.<br><br>Back to the dealership. So we talk to the intake technician who dealt with our car after it was towed in today and I kept it under control as I explained that this was the third time in (like he didn't know) for the same problem. He was cool about it and got the service technician who has been working on our car to come out and talk with us. I give him the same information that I imparted to the the intake guy. And he tells us that he's not sure what the problem is but they are going to replace quite a few parts that control the shifting, cable here, thingy there. Good.<br><br>Before we left the house today Betsy read her Volvo customer satisfaction guarantee booklet that came with her car. So we knew that on our visit we would need to talk to the manager of the dealership. We did and I only said lemon once. He went back and talked to the service technician and came back to let us know that a Volvo field technician, a "Volvo" guy, not a "dealership" guy was going to be out today to look at the car. Good.<br><br>I know that this is really bland but I'm trying to keep this as short as possible and at a minimum an accurate record of this process.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Slowsky part two">Slowsky part two</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Slowsky part two"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Slowsky part two.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/2006 Volvo V70">2006 Volvo V70</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/2006 Volvo V70"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/2006 Volvo V70.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Volvo of Lisle">Volvo of Lisle</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Volvo of Lisle"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Volvo of Lisle.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/3800 miles">3800 miles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/3800 miles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/3800 miles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/time machines">time machines</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/time machines"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/time machines.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[We made our way to the dealership about an hour ago to officially start the process of finding a remedy. That is the taking away part of the time machine equation. I am sure on this scale of give and take that the nearly 10 days that we have been without the car in the last two weeks is a small percentage compared to that if we had walked the 3800 miles we have driven in it. The walk to Bloomington would have done me in.<br><br>Back to the dealership. So we talk to the intake technician who dealt with our car after it was towed in today and I kept it under control as I explained that this was the third time in (like he didn't know) for the same problem. He was cool about it and got the service technician who has been working on our car to come out and talk with us. I give him the same information that I imparted to the the intake guy. And he tells us that he's not sure what the problem is but they are going to replace quite a few parts that control the shifting, cable here, thingy there. Good.<br><br>Before we left the house today Betsy read her Volvo customer satisfaction guarantee booklet that came with her car. So we knew that on our visit we would need to talk to the manager of the dealership. We did and I only said lemon once. He went back and talked to the service technician and came back to let us know that a Volvo field technician, a "Volvo" guy, not a "dealership" guy was going to be out today to look at the car. Good.<br><br>I know that this is really bland but I'm trying to keep this as short as possible and at a minimum an accurate record of this process.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Slowsky part two">Slowsky part two</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Slowsky part two"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Slowsky part two.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/2006 Volvo V70">2006 Volvo V70</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/2006 Volvo V70"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/2006 Volvo V70.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Volvo of Lisle">Volvo of Lisle</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Volvo of Lisle"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Volvo of Lisle.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/3800 miles">3800 miles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/3800 miles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/3800 miles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/time machines">time machines</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/time machines"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/time machines.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 24, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/626/cks-2007-01-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-01-24 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/626/cks-2007-01-24.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-01-24.mp3</a>
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  Length: 30:20<br />
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070124.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by James Hously<br>
Intro done partially without any effects at beginning and the rest . . . history<br>
Betsy mimics the bird man intro to the detriment of our audience<br>
You look like a bird, Mr. B<br>
Yeah maybe a flightless bird<br>
Bears, you look like a Red Breasted Booby-Knocker<br>
That would be the name of the bird that I get to name<br>
You would name them all that<br>
Who's got the PhD in Birdology . . . ornithology<br>
Oh back when it was rocks for jocks<br>
The same depth of sag, that's why they got along<br>
You're being really sensitive tonight<br>
I hit 30 and have found some good friends<br>
People in 40's, 50's say when you are in your 20's you don't know shit<br>
What are you thinking Betsy?<br>
Chill out Bears<br>
We we're oh so dumb, what did we know?<br>
Why did we get married . . . especially at 20 and 21<br>
I don't remember . . . but love and all that<br>
That is back when you were wearing the teal cummerbund<br>
With the fuschia shirt<br>
You could have fried an egg on that shirt on a hot day<br>
I used to walk home from that job at 4 am<br>
Did you turn down every fourth prostitute or every third?<br>
I did get followed home one night<br>
By who a manitute?<br>
He was hoping for Ballpark and ended up with a cocktail weenie<br>
We hit 30 and things started to change<br>
Kris, you proved us all wrong<br>
That is back when I was making pizza's at the gas station<br>
That guy did me a solid . . . he set me up with my first computer job<br>
He asked me what was up with wife being pregnant<br>
Worked for them for five years<br>
The reason that Kris doesn't get along with IT departments<br>
He opened the door for me<br>
The tow of Slowsky part two<br>
Living in Milwaukee and the car is going to get towed<br>
But sir it has "Just Married" written in soap on it . . . "So"<br>
Read your medication guidelines for side effects<br>
I'll share most of it<br>

<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/feedbuffet/all/feed.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/manitute">manitute</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/manitute"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/manitute.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Red Breasted Booby-Knocker">Red Breasted Booby-Knocker</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Red Breasted Booby-Knocker"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Red Breasted Booby-Knocker.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ornithology PhD">ornithology PhD</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ornithology PhD"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ornithology PhD.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Slowsky part two">Slowsky part two</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Slowsky part two"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Slowsky part two.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/casino cage">casino cage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/casino cage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/casino cage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Volvo of Lisle">Volvo of Lisle</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Volvo of Lisle"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Volvo of Lisle.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/626/cks-2007-01-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-01-24 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/626/cks-2007-01-24.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-01-24.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #331<br />
  Length: 30:20<br />
  Size: 20.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070124.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by James Hously<br>
Intro done partially without any effects at beginning and the rest . . . history<br>
Betsy mimics the bird man intro to the detriment of our audience<br>
You look like a bird, Mr. B<br>
Yeah maybe a flightless bird<br>
Bears, you look like a Red Breasted Booby-Knocker<br>
That would be the name of the bird that I get to name<br>
You would name them all that<br>
Who's got the PhD in Birdology . . . ornithology<br>
Oh back when it was rocks for jocks<br>
The same depth of sag, that's why they got along<br>
You're being really sensitive tonight<br>
I hit 30 and have found some good friends<br>
People in 40's, 50's say when you are in your 20's you don't know shit<br>
What are you thinking Betsy?<br>
Chill out Bears<br>
We we're oh so dumb, what did we know?<br>
Why did we get married . . . especially at 20 and 21<br>
I don't remember . . . but love and all that<br>
That is back when you were wearing the teal cummerbund<br>
With the fuschia shirt<br>
You could have fried an egg on that shirt on a hot day<br>
I used to walk home from that job at 4 am<br>
Did you turn down every fourth prostitute or every third?<br>
I did get followed home one night<br>
By who a manitute?<br>
He was hoping for Ballpark and ended up with a cocktail weenie<br>
We hit 30 and things started to change<br>
Kris, you proved us all wrong<br>
That is back when I was making pizza's at the gas station<br>
That guy did me a solid . . . he set me up with my first computer job<br>
He asked me what was up with wife being pregnant<br>
Worked for them for five years<br>
The reason that Kris doesn't get along with IT departments<br>
He opened the door for me<br>
The tow of Slowsky part two<br>
Living in Milwaukee and the car is going to get towed<br>
But sir it has "Just Married" written in soap on it . . . "So"<br>
Read your medication guidelines for side effects<br>
I'll share most of it<br>

<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/feedbuffet/all/feed.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/manitute">manitute</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/manitute"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/manitute.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Red Breasted Booby-Knocker">Red Breasted Booby-Knocker</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Red Breasted Booby-Knocker"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Red Breasted Booby-Knocker.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ornithology PhD">ornithology PhD</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ornithology PhD"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ornithology PhD.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Slowsky part two">Slowsky part two</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Slowsky part two"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Slowsky part two.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/casino cage">casino cage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/casino cage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/casino cage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Volvo of Lisle">Volvo of Lisle</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Volvo of Lisle"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Volvo of Lisle.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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