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      <title>Slowsky tale of woe | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Feb 05, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/637/cks-2007-02-05.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-02-05 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/637/cks-2007-02-05.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-02-05.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #335<br />
  Length: 31:09<br />
  Size: 21.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris February 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-feb-20070205.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Read the <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662" id="tico">iTunes comments for me</a><br>
Who couldn't use an ego boost before ni-ni's<br>
I learned this about Betsy<br>
What is their format called?<br>
But you know all the songs . . . when the hell do you listen?<br>
Betsy knows all the words and Maggie groovin<br>
The tunes were inappropriate for the kids<br>
Add that to the Super Bowl commercials<br>
That commercial brought out more awkward silence nation wide than anyone else<br>
People will just have awkward silence with Snickers bars from now on<br>
The Doritos commercial?<br>
Oooooh spicy<br>
I wish I could drown myself in the salsa verde<br>
Another awkward pause between mothers and children<br>
Elliot asks what happened? Bed time happened. That's what happened<br>
The innuendo and violence<br>
Go Daddy commercials<br>
The naked chicks at the podcast party didn't work on you Kris<br>
Joining forces to work in your underwear<br>
I do have the camera up here<br>
I been doing that Jetsons thing<br>
You're not down here making cheese<br>
Actually I am<br>
We could sell the floor sweepings to Kraft<br>
Wearing man Jammies on my trip this week<br>
I'll be in Boulder for the rest of the week working<br>
Betsy toying with idea of renting a house in Boulder for the summer<br>
Rent, plus mortgage<br>
I watch too much Oprah not steal money from you<br>
Instead of spending it she's putting it away<br>
Saving money is Betsy's new addiction<br>
Who are you to speak?<br>
Around tax time, when I think about the money that went through my fingers<br>
Nickelodeon hell on earth hotel<br>
Any listeners been there? Let us know what it is like.<br>
I've seen pictures of Disney and they are creepy<br>
Happy people who have been thoroughly checked to walk around in cute costumes<br>
I got county fair instead<br>
Is there a place with carnies all year 'round<br>
I can press charges or you can work at Dollywood<br>
An entire venue dedicated to roach clip collections<br>
It is cold in Chicago<br>
Hear that? Hear that?  . . . all we say in Betsy's car now<br>
Yes it is back . . . no doubt that they pulled it apart<br>
The Slowsky tale of woe<br>
Bad car karma<br>
You have your own show<br>
I have done it right this year with attorney help<br>
Looking for a Volvo replacement<br>
Take the puff out of your cuff Mr. Bears<br>
I've gotten used to the heated seats
<br>
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<p>Show: #335<br />
  Length: 31:09<br />
  Size: 21.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris February 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-feb-20070205.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Read the <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662" id="tico">iTunes comments for me</a><br>
Who couldn't use an ego boost before ni-ni's<br>
I learned this about Betsy<br>
What is their format called?<br>
But you know all the songs . . . when the hell do you listen?<br>
Betsy knows all the words and Maggie groovin<br>
The tunes were inappropriate for the kids<br>
Add that to the Super Bowl commercials<br>
That commercial brought out more awkward silence nation wide than anyone else<br>
People will just have awkward silence with Snickers bars from now on<br>
The Doritos commercial?<br>
Oooooh spicy<br>
I wish I could drown myself in the salsa verde<br>
Another awkward pause between mothers and children<br>
Elliot asks what happened? Bed time happened. That's what happened<br>
The innuendo and violence<br>
Go Daddy commercials<br>
The naked chicks at the podcast party didn't work on you Kris<br>
Joining forces to work in your underwear<br>
I do have the camera up here<br>
I been doing that Jetsons thing<br>
You're not down here making cheese<br>
Actually I am<br>
We could sell the floor sweepings to Kraft<br>
Wearing man Jammies on my trip this week<br>
I'll be in Boulder for the rest of the week working<br>
Betsy toying with idea of renting a house in Boulder for the summer<br>
Rent, plus mortgage<br>
I watch too much Oprah not steal money from you<br>
Instead of spending it she's putting it away<br>
Saving money is Betsy's new addiction<br>
Who are you to speak?<br>
Around tax time, when I think about the money that went through my fingers<br>
Nickelodeon hell on earth hotel<br>
Any listeners been there? Let us know what it is like.<br>
I've seen pictures of Disney and they are creepy<br>
Happy people who have been thoroughly checked to walk around in cute costumes<br>
I got county fair instead<br>
Is there a place with carnies all year 'round<br>
I can press charges or you can work at Dollywood<br>
An entire venue dedicated to roach clip collections<br>
It is cold in Chicago<br>
Hear that? Hear that?  . . . all we say in Betsy's car now<br>
Yes it is back . . . no doubt that they pulled it apart<br>
The Slowsky tale of woe<br>
Bad car karma<br>
You have your own show<br>
I have done it right this year with attorney help<br>
Looking for a Volvo replacement<br>
Take the puff out of your cuff Mr. Bears<br>
I've gotten used to the heated seats
<br>
<br>
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