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      <title>The Great American Garage Sale | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 16, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/459/cks-2006-08-16.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-08-16" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/459/cks-2006-08-16.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-08-16.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #263<br />
  Length: 33:33<br />
  Size: 23.0 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 16, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>
<p>As you can see by the graphic and the stuff on the site we are starting the 300 by 300th listener drive and contest today. I am in a huge hurry so I can't say more now. </p>

Listen to that sweet new voice "Welcome to Palegroove Studios"<br />
The long intro with email addresses in it<br />
Kris welcomes the new people and talks more about <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">the 300 by 300th</a><br />
Betsy says that she wants "thesmithmall" as a Handle<br />
Sometimes she goes to sites and it is taken<br />
As of this morning 9 people<br />
Betsy says that the Easter bunny gives out iPods<br />
Betsy wants to change the dog's name to Mack<br />
He needs propecia on his belly<br />
They are confusing his gender by calling him "she"<br />
He can't walk on stairs<br />
Slowsky now has a mascot, Zeus<br />
The seats are a Golden Retriever width apart<br />
He touches the seats and it makes Betsy feel good<br />
Betsy says the dog doesn't pee in the house . . . lie!<br />
He pees on me<br />
Not in fear pee but I am soooo happy pee<br />
Let me pee on your shoes<br />
Betsy gets attacked by Zeus<br />
Chubby then thin chubby then thin pregnant and chubby chubby and thin<br />
Betsy has a rip in her skin<br />
Betsy took the dog to the vet today<br />
My anniversary gift was a clean garage . . . all set on the side of the house and bee infested<br />
Betsy sacrificed to the Gods for The Great American Garage Sale<br />
It was time to clean the garage<br />
Betsy was finally sick of it after 2 years<br />
So Betsy says it is the hookup<br />
Goodwill is getting picky about what it is taking<br />
We're not gonna take that crap even if it was bought here<br />
No hassles about the quality<br />
Betsy charges the gate and then just drives in<br />
"No Entrance" sign doesn't mean anything to Betsy<br />
"Are you really gonna turn away more stuff"<br />
This is going to be me in 40 years<br />
These are Betsy's people<br />
Betsy says they were like carnies and I reminded her that I told her that already<br />
Over the big stuff on eBay and the great american garage sale messes that up<br />
Betsy's mom told her that last year that "a pack of gypsies were working the purses last year"<br />
Sleeping in the parking lot<br />
Getting clocked with a Gucci by a gypsy<br />
In their own gyspsy conversion van with Fendi's flying out the back<br />
Kris has a revelation<br />
Glistening from his rearview mirror<br />
Kris realizes that he knows nothing, really<br />
Who am I to kid?<br />
Vets are not doctors<br />
The best vet waiting room story ensues<br />



<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Great American Garage Sale">The Great American Garage Sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Great American Garage Sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Great American Garage Sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay">eBay</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thesmithmall">thesmithmall</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/thesmithmall"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/thesmithmall.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gyspies">gyspies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gyspies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gyspies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/459/cks-2006-08-16.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-08-16" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/459/cks-2006-08-16.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-08-16.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #263<br />
  Length: 33:33<br />
  Size: 23.0 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 16, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>
<p>As you can see by the graphic and the stuff on the site we are starting the 300 by 300th listener drive and contest today. I am in a huge hurry so I can't say more now. </p>

Listen to that sweet new voice "Welcome to Palegroove Studios"<br />
The long intro with email addresses in it<br />
Kris welcomes the new people and talks more about <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">the 300 by 300th</a><br />
Betsy says that she wants "thesmithmall" as a Handle<br />
Sometimes she goes to sites and it is taken<br />
As of this morning 9 people<br />
Betsy says that the Easter bunny gives out iPods<br />
Betsy wants to change the dog's name to Mack<br />
He needs propecia on his belly<br />
They are confusing his gender by calling him "she"<br />
He can't walk on stairs<br />
Slowsky now has a mascot, Zeus<br />
The seats are a Golden Retriever width apart<br />
He touches the seats and it makes Betsy feel good<br />
Betsy says the dog doesn't pee in the house . . . lie!<br />
He pees on me<br />
Not in fear pee but I am soooo happy pee<br />
Let me pee on your shoes<br />
Betsy gets attacked by Zeus<br />
Chubby then thin chubby then thin pregnant and chubby chubby and thin<br />
Betsy has a rip in her skin<br />
Betsy took the dog to the vet today<br />
My anniversary gift was a clean garage . . . all set on the side of the house and bee infested<br />
Betsy sacrificed to the Gods for The Great American Garage Sale<br />
It was time to clean the garage<br />
Betsy was finally sick of it after 2 years<br />
So Betsy says it is the hookup<br />
Goodwill is getting picky about what it is taking<br />
We're not gonna take that crap even if it was bought here<br />
No hassles about the quality<br />
Betsy charges the gate and then just drives in<br />
"No Entrance" sign doesn't mean anything to Betsy<br />
"Are you really gonna turn away more stuff"<br />
This is going to be me in 40 years<br />
These are Betsy's people<br />
Betsy says they were like carnies and I reminded her that I told her that already<br />
Over the big stuff on eBay and the great american garage sale messes that up<br />
Betsy's mom told her that last year that "a pack of gypsies were working the purses last year"<br />
Sleeping in the parking lot<br />
Getting clocked with a Gucci by a gypsy<br />
In their own gyspsy conversion van with Fendi's flying out the back<br />
Kris has a revelation<br />
Glistening from his rearview mirror<br />
Kris realizes that he knows nothing, really<br />
Who am I to kid?<br />
Vets are not doctors<br />
The best vet waiting room story ensues<br />



<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Great American Garage Sale">The Great American Garage Sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Great American Garage Sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Great American Garage Sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay">eBay</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thesmithmall">thesmithmall</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/thesmithmall"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/thesmithmall.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gyspies">gyspies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gyspies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gyspies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-08-16.mp3
Show: #263
  Length: 33:33
  Size: 23.0 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris August 16, 2006

1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener  or Get a Handle
                          (current listener)
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a &quot;Handle&quot;) 
3)</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>The Great American Garage Sale, Goodwill, eBay, thesmithmall, gyspies</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 109</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/209/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-109_garage_sale.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-08-15" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-08-15.mp3">Croncast - 2005-08-15.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #150<br />
Length: 35:04<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 16.1 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 109</strong></p>
	<p>It's not cool to go garage saleing<br />
in a Scion XB<br />
I'd rather be a Barista<br />
It's not really retail<br />
Barista > shoe salesman<br />
You can be too early to a garage sale<br />
The baby is not winning me early entry<br />
My deal of the week<br />
Satellite imagery killer app: garage sale<br />
A peek into the future<br />
Betsy using SSI to buy Ebay crap<br />
Kris was really mean<br />
When is it time to walk away<br />
from the slot machine?<br />
What to hit first at a garage sale<br />
Kris gets searched for<br />
Man Spankies<br />
Brighton Briefcase...$10<br />
The Great American Garage Sale<br />
My New Addiction<br />
European Baby Clothes</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a></p>
	<p><a href="http://odeo.com/channel/976" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/odeo_badge.gif" alt="Odeo Channel Badge" border="0"/></a></p>
	<p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garage">garage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sale">sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-08-15" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-08-15.mp3">Croncast - 2005-08-15.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #150<br />
Length: 35:04<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 16.1 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 109</strong></p>
	<p>It's not cool to go garage saleing<br />
in a Scion XB<br />
I'd rather be a Barista<br />
It's not really retail<br />
Barista > shoe salesman<br />
You can be too early to a garage sale<br />
The baby is not winning me early entry<br />
My deal of the week<br />
Satellite imagery killer app: garage sale<br />
A peek into the future<br />
Betsy using SSI to buy Ebay crap<br />
Kris was really mean<br />
When is it time to walk away<br />
from the slot machine?<br />
What to hit first at a garage sale<br />
Kris gets searched for<br />
Man Spankies<br />
Brighton Briefcase...$10<br />
The Great American Garage Sale<br />
My New Addiction<br />
European Baby Clothes</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a></p>
	<p><a href="http://odeo.com/channel/976" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/odeo_badge.gif" alt="Odeo Channel Badge" border="0"/></a></p>
	<p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garage">garage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sale">sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:29:24 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-08-15.mp3
	Show: #150
Length: 35:04
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 16.1 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 109
	It&#039;s not cool to go garage saleing
in a Scion XB
I&#039;d rather be a Barista
It&#039;s not really retail
Barista &gt; shoe salesman
You can be too early to a garage sale
The baby is not winning me early</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>garage, sale, kris, croncast, betsy</itunes:keywords> 
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