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         <title>Season 19 Ep 14: International Player, Un-Unitarian, Faded Duds</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1347/cks-2008-02-08.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-08 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1347/cks-2008-02-08.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-08.mp3</a><br>
Show: #460<br />
  Length: 31:41<br>
  Size: 21.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1347/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-08.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
Here we are for 2008 02 08 <br>
If you were an international player such as myself<br>
What do you do internationally?<br>
Podast internationally three times a week<br>
You are an exporter baby<br>
The air mattress can hold more money<br>
Less filler<br>
Thesises theses who knows . . .someone does<br>
Mixed intro with Betsy<br>
Comments about Kris's CB handle<br>
I didn't have one<br>
I was never in to it<br>
You mean you were never allowed<br>
Your CB would have been made of a Fisher-Price record player<br>
It wasn't bad to the bone<br>
When the bullet hits the bone<br>
Different that what you think<br>
It's a Friday . . . we gotta keep things loose<br>
You are doing a live improv show<br>
How do you do a "non-live" improv show?<br>
I see, but you have to be spontaneous<br>
You're gonna be prissy<br>
The guy who likes to flip over chairs<br>
You are manic<br>
So are your people<br>
Yeah, but you are predictable too<br>
What do you do?<br>
Kid who talks so much<br>
I am bothered already<br>
It's just stupid<br>
No enough<br>
I do hate improv<br>
Ninety five percent of it is bad<br>
Five percent is good<br>
I don't like sitting through it to catch the good stuff<br>
If it were tv I would change the channel<br>
What is your next step?<br>
I can't do it I'm 32<br>
The younger people can do it<br>
We'd be opening strip shows<br>
He takes off his coat and he has my shirt on<br>
I flipped out<br>
But why?<br>
How un-unitarian is it of you <br>
To challenge your child on the gender specificity of his clothes<br>
You should have worried more that it was your shirt<br>
The first person that owned that messed up<br>
The lady who bought it at Goodwill was out of their minds<br>
Everybody gives me a hard time about my clothes<br>
No one else gets it baby<br>
Your 1998 pants need to be destroyed<br>
Your stove pipe pants hearken back to grunge days<br>
They have been sitting at Goodwill for 10 years<br>
You rescued them from the slow ship to Africa<br>
Those pants sang to you<br>
I wash, dry and they fit like a glove<br>
You are irrationally afraid of sharks and feet<br>
Tromping around in the snow<br>
That is the bummer part<br>
You put on yesterday's pants<br>
If they have yesterday's salt ring on them<br>
That is a total bummer<br>
I hate the midwest<br>
I just don't care, Kris<br>
If you won't let your kid wear it<br>
You shouldn't wear it either<br>
I don't consider what Elliot would look like in it<br>
We've come a long way since we moved into the suburbs<br>
I have been assimilated and so have you<br>
I am not talking politics with you<br>
People will realize that Obama has Jesus shooting out of his eyes<br>
Let me give you a hint, baby, you are the only one who sees Jesus
Check out the <a href="http://forwhateverreason.net/">For Whatever Reason</a> Podcast
Produced by friend of the show Tim Alexander
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
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Show: #460<br />
  Length: 31:41<br>
  Size: 21.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1347/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-08.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
Here we are for 2008 02 08 <br>
If you were an international player such as myself<br>
What do you do internationally?<br>
Podast internationally three times a week<br>
You are an exporter baby<br>
The air mattress can hold more money<br>
Less filler<br>
Thesises theses who knows . . .someone does<br>
Mixed intro with Betsy<br>
Comments about Kris's CB handle<br>
I didn't have one<br>
I was never in to it<br>
You mean you were never allowed<br>
Your CB would have been made of a Fisher-Price record player<br>
It wasn't bad to the bone<br>
When the bullet hits the bone<br>
Different that what you think<br>
It's a Friday . . . we gotta keep things loose<br>
You are doing a live improv show<br>
How do you do a "non-live" improv show?<br>
I see, but you have to be spontaneous<br>
You're gonna be prissy<br>
The guy who likes to flip over chairs<br>
You are manic<br>
So are your people<br>
Yeah, but you are predictable too<br>
What do you do?<br>
Kid who talks so much<br>
I am bothered already<br>
It's just stupid<br>
No enough<br>
I do hate improv<br>
Ninety five percent of it is bad<br>
Five percent is good<br>
I don't like sitting through it to catch the good stuff<br>
If it were tv I would change the channel<br>
What is your next step?<br>
I can't do it I'm 32<br>
The younger people can do it<br>
We'd be opening strip shows<br>
He takes off his coat and he has my shirt on<br>
I flipped out<br>
But why?<br>
How un-unitarian is it of you <br>
To challenge your child on the gender specificity of his clothes<br>
You should have worried more that it was your shirt<br>
The first person that owned that messed up<br>
The lady who bought it at Goodwill was out of their minds<br>
Everybody gives me a hard time about my clothes<br>
No one else gets it baby<br>
Your 1998 pants need to be destroyed<br>
Your stove pipe pants hearken back to grunge days<br>
They have been sitting at Goodwill for 10 years<br>
You rescued them from the slow ship to Africa<br>
Those pants sang to you<br>
I wash, dry and they fit like a glove<br>
You are irrationally afraid of sharks and feet<br>
Tromping around in the snow<br>
That is the bummer part<br>
You put on yesterday's pants<br>
If they have yesterday's salt ring on them<br>
That is a total bummer<br>
I hate the midwest<br>
I just don't care, Kris<br>
If you won't let your kid wear it<br>
You shouldn't wear it either<br>
I don't consider what Elliot would look like in it<br>
We've come a long way since we moved into the suburbs<br>
I have been assimilated and so have you<br>
I am not talking politics with you<br>
People will realize that Obama has Jesus shooting out of his eyes<br>
Let me give you a hint, baby, you are the only one who sees Jesus
Check out the <a href="http://forwhateverreason.net/">For Whatever Reason</a> Podcast
Produced by friend of the show Tim Alexander
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
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