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      <title>Titleist | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood</title>
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Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
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Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
  Length: 19.6
  Size: 28:32 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy likes the amens to her</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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