Tourists | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Tourists. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for Tourists. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for Tourists. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg Tourists | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for Tourists. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove My Sugar Momma, Lifetime Movie Moment, Madrid Nights http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4242/My-Sugar-Momma-Lifetime-Movie-Moment-Madrid-Nights_leprechauns_tourists.php Length: 32:14
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Tags: leprechauns tourists ed hardy match.com opera singer ]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:28:44 -0600 32:14 tag:croncast.com,4242 Show: #547 Length: 32:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no leprechauns, tourists, ed hardy, match.com, opera singer Season 23 Ep 12: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4241/Season-23-Ep-12:-Croncast-Sampler_leprechauns_tourists.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
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Tags: leprechauns tourists ed hardy match.com opera singer ]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:24:33 -0600 4:01 tag:croncast.com,4241 Show: #547-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! New Match profile On the way to the ferry Born in the 1960's Where are your shoes? Goodwill jeans Leprechauns visiting NYC Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no leprechauns, tourists, ed hardy, match.com, opera singer Season 21 Ep 25: The Breadwinner, Unhandicapped Joke, You'd Love it Here http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1946/Season-21-Ep-25:-The-Breadwinner-Unhandicapped-Joke-Youd-Love-it-Here_Prada_Store-SOHO.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-13 Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3
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Where the shows been?
I'm not well
Hear it in the voice
Why do men get sicker than women?
It is like quantum mechanical
Betsy, he looks really bad
No one was validating
You had a temp of 98.6
That's high for me
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me
I talked with two people this week
That's it
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps
Let's give the run down
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far
Well, you are being paid
That $40 a week is going to take us through
You gotta finish strong
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't
Later in the show my pants starts falling down
No laughs at this either
Here I am walking down the street
So what's going on with you guys then?
I'm not going to list it out again
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We come around the pillars
There are people just smoking
Blowing smoke in tourists faces
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"
Flicks his cigarette
He's doing the new york fast walk
Of course the cop didn't care
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack
I think you would love New York, Betsy
Sure I almost got robbed
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York
It's got high energy


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Where the shows been?
I'm not well
Hear it in the voice
Why do men get sicker than women?
It is like quantum mechanical
Betsy, he looks really bad
No one was validating
You had a temp of 98.6
That's high for me
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me
I talked with two people this week
That's it
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps
Let's give the run down
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far
Well, you are being paid
That $40 a week is going to take us through
You gotta finish strong
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't
Later in the show my pants starts falling down
No laughs at this either
Here I am walking down the street
So what's going on with you guys then?
I'm not going to list it out again
Follow Kris on twitter
Join the Croncast Facebook group
We come around the pillars
There are people just smoking
Blowing smoke in tourists faces
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"
Flicks his cigarette
He's doing the new york fast walk
Of course the cop didn't care
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack
I think you would love New York, Betsy
Sure I almost got robbed
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York
It's got high energy


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Tags: Prada Store SOHO breadwinner NYC kidrobot ]]> Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:45:36 -0500 32:47 tag:croncast.com,1946 Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3 Show: #525 Length: 32:37 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Where the shows been? I'm not well Hear it in the voice Why do men get sicker than women? It is like quantum mechanical Betsy, he looks really bad No one was validating You had a temp of no Prada, Store SOHO, breadwinner, NYC, kidrobot Season 21 Ep 24: The Mexico Part 3 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1945/Season-21-Ep-24:-The-Mexico-Part-3_Crocs_Canadian.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-03-30 Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3
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When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write a book
You need to change your name to Kristina
Sending email as Kris Smith
People would respond to me as a woman<
br> So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show
The Mexico Part 3 begins now
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . .
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner
Standing at the buffet
A woman sidles up next to me
"What part of Canada are you from?"
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years
Where's that?
Wisconsin
Is that a big city?
All the push ups that you do
They could throw a rock at it
She was wearing the crocs
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs
That is he face of colonialism
Later . . .
I'm the only American
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?
He was like a bull fighter
Super hot
Fellas watch out for this
They will whisk you wife away
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"
You must leave this compound
They will take you to the jungle
They get electricity for 2 hours a day
It is wonderful
Deciding to go deep see fishing
How did you get over the shark fear?
We were stuck at the front gate
How many signs do you need?
It was like a road block
We were there on a gift certificate
I'm thinking that this will be so nice
The authentic Mexican experience awaits
We get to the place
Sure, it would have have been authentic
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?
Captain Rick's
It should have
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's
On the boat with a Canada
They start swearing at us in Spanish
Turns out I am the only one that knows it
I kept my mouth shut
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)
"Chocha Grande"
How is the fish doing?
Mas muerto
They pull it back into the boat
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum
We had Captain Bicho
More protected species were caught
Chopped and chum
Chocha account is over 11 at this point
I'm the bloke, right
Don't be a chocha Mr B


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Length: 41:24
Size: 38 mb
Format: mp3

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When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write a book
You need to change your name to Kristina
Sending email as Kris Smith
People would respond to me as a woman<
br> So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show
The Mexico Part 3 begins now
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . .
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner
Standing at the buffet
A woman sidles up next to me
"What part of Canada are you from?"
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years
Where's that?
Wisconsin
Is that a big city?
All the push ups that you do
They could throw a rock at it
She was wearing the crocs
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs
That is he face of colonialism
Later . . .
I'm the only American
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?
He was like a bull fighter
Super hot
Fellas watch out for this
They will whisk you wife away
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"
You must leave this compound
They will take you to the jungle
They get electricity for 2 hours a day
It is wonderful
Deciding to go deep see fishing
How did you get over the shark fear?
We were stuck at the front gate
How many signs do you need?
It was like a road block
We were there on a gift certificate
I'm thinking that this will be so nice
The authentic Mexican experience awaits
We get to the place
Sure, it would have have been authentic
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?
Captain Rick's
It should have
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's
On the boat with a Canada
They start swearing at us in Spanish
Turns out I am the only one that knows it
I kept my mouth shut
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)
"Chocha Grande"
How is the fish doing?
Mas muerto
They pull it back into the boat
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum
We had Captain Bicho
More protected species were caught
Chopped and chum
Chocha account is over 11 at this point
I'm the bloke, right
Don't be a chocha Mr B


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Tags: Crocs Canadian Tourists The Mexico GrandMarnier ]]> Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:52:03 -0500 41:24 tag:croncast.com,1945 Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3 Show: #524 Length: 41:24 Size: 38 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes When, when, when, when This was supposed to go out Friday Maggie has been insanely sick What happens when you read all of these Oprah books? It should come with a six pack of Xanax Difficult times? Write no Crocs, Canadian, Tourists, The Mexico, GrandMarnier Season 20 Ep 3: Expectations, Moving to Nicaragua, Venus Flytrap http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1601/Season-20-Ep-3:-Expectations-Moving-to-Nicaragua-Venus-Flytrap_Alta_FedEx.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-04-09 Croncast - 2008-04-09.mp3
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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

The cough has subsided
Talk of the vacation Jeanie
Did you brush the baby's hair?
How about a coat?
I need to show up and take care of this stuff
What kind of planning are you talking about?
You will be tourists
I don't like to travel and feel like a tourist
Hopping on and off the bus
You will organize your trip for junk
You won't be able to bring junk home
What are you talking about?
I will be FedEx'ing that stuff
I have a funny box story for you
I went to a new Kinkos
They weren't my people
She says, "Do you work at Alta?"
What is Alta?
You were missing the clear plastic purse
The retail mistrust of employees
I can't imagine working in retail the rest of my life
Did my bit
Then she gets it
The light went on, she realized I was a dumpster diver
Sustainability 101
I choose to do this
Did you come to college to find a wife?
I knew I was going to marry you
It was one of those things
Thinking about moving
It will not be Nicaragua, Mr. B
Covered in yesterday's pot pie

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Show: #478
Length: 28:01
Size: 19.2 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

The cough has subsided
Talk of the vacation Jeanie
Did you brush the baby's hair?
How about a coat?
I need to show up and take care of this stuff
What kind of planning are you talking about?
You will be tourists
I don't like to travel and feel like a tourist
Hopping on and off the bus
You will organize your trip for junk
You won't be able to bring junk home
What are you talking about?
I will be FedEx'ing that stuff
I have a funny box story for you
I went to a new Kinkos
They weren't my people
She says, "Do you work at Alta?"
What is Alta?
You were missing the clear plastic purse
The retail mistrust of employees
I can't imagine working in retail the rest of my life
Did my bit
Then she gets it
The light went on, she realized I was a dumpster diver
Sustainability 101
I choose to do this
Did you come to college to find a wife?
I knew I was going to marry you
It was one of those things
Thinking about moving
It will not be Nicaragua, Mr. B
Covered in yesterday's pot pie

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Tags: Alta FedEx pot pies clear plastic purse Aurelex Foam ]]> Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:35:13 -0500 28:01 tag:croncast.com,1601 Croncast - 2008-04-09.mp3 Show: #478 Length: 28:01 Size: 19.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! The cough has subsided Talk no Alta, FedEx, pot pies, clear plastic purse, Aurelex Foam Chicago Dogs (I ate fish) http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1559/Chicago-Dogs-(I-ate-fish)_dogs_consume.php Blog Chicago Dogs (I ate fish)

These hot dogs were waiting for tourists or an ardent Bears fan to consume at Portillo's on W. Ontario St.



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These hot dogs were waiting for tourists or an ardent Bears fan to consume at Portillo's on W. Ontario St.



Tags: dogs consume fan portillo ontario ]]> Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:50:23 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1559 These hot dogs were waiting for tourists or an ardent Bears fan to consume at Portillo's on W. Ontario St. no dogs, consume, fan, portillo, ontario