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      <title>Virginia Slim | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 29, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/596/cks-2006-12-29.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-12-29 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/596/cks-2006-12-29.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-12-29.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #320<br />
  Length: 32:47<br />
  Size: 22.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 29, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061229.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Mike Marusin.<br><br>
Betsy does up a little ditty for Mike<br>
She can never remember the day<br>
"Mrs. Smith . . . it's 1 o'clock . . . it was a half-day of school"<br>
Major mommy screw ups<br>
Baby I got two New Years resolutions<br>
Number 1 - I am done making fun of you and Goodwill<br>
It's all about the Booba in 2007<Br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_betsy_smith.jpg"><Br><br>
I'm gonna start with one Coach wallet and turn it into a small fortune<br>
And then I'm just gonna sit on it and make you ask<br>
I know someone told it was a bad idea to go to the coach outlet<br>
Number 2 - make sweet love to another woman<br>
Look what I have over here . . . steak knives<br>
I tried to make today go well with two trips to Goodwill<br>
Betsy can't find her glasses<br>
They are not in the Smith Man Pit<br>
Baby, look at me . . . you know I am kidding<br>
I just wanted to rile you up a bit<br>
Well you can get all riled up on the couch tonight watching the Spice channel<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_kris_smith.jpg"><Br><br>
So we had an email asking for the cast of characters from Goodwill<br>
An entire show dedicated to the folks<br>
Betsy actually wrote them out<br>
Finishing the story of Rumple Snatch before the name reveal<br>
When good art and story telling is at its finest<br>
Goodwill stories for two years<br>
Her life sucks<br>
Why do you go there now?<br>
Even management ends up with special character names<br>
Betsy needs a Russian translator<br>
People think I'm harsh on the resale tip . . . check out Betsy's mom<br>
Betsy's urge to purge thanks to Virginia Slim and crew<br>
More pictures or the pictures that people asked for<br>
We'll be back on Monday<br>
<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mike Marusin">Mike Marusin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mike Marusin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mike Marusin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Coach outlet">Coach outlet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Coach outlet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Coach outlet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Smith Man Pit">Smith Man Pit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Smith Man Pit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Smith Man Pit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rumple Snatch">Rumple Snatch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rumple Snatch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rumple Snatch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Spice channel">Spice channel</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Spice channel"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Spice channel.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/596/cks-2006-12-29.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-12-29 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/596/cks-2006-12-29.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-12-29.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #320<br />
  Length: 32:47<br />
  Size: 22.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 29, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061229.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Mike Marusin.<br><br>
Betsy does up a little ditty for Mike<br>
She can never remember the day<br>
"Mrs. Smith . . . it's 1 o'clock . . . it was a half-day of school"<br>
Major mommy screw ups<br>
Baby I got two New Years resolutions<br>
Number 1 - I am done making fun of you and Goodwill<br>
It's all about the Booba in 2007<Br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_betsy_smith.jpg"><Br><br>
I'm gonna start with one Coach wallet and turn it into a small fortune<br>
And then I'm just gonna sit on it and make you ask<br>
I know someone told it was a bad idea to go to the coach outlet<br>
Number 2 - make sweet love to another woman<br>
Look what I have over here . . . steak knives<br>
I tried to make today go well with two trips to Goodwill<br>
Betsy can't find her glasses<br>
They are not in the Smith Man Pit<br>
Baby, look at me . . . you know I am kidding<br>
I just wanted to rile you up a bit<br>
Well you can get all riled up on the couch tonight watching the Spice channel<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_kris_smith.jpg"><Br><br>
So we had an email asking for the cast of characters from Goodwill<br>
An entire show dedicated to the folks<br>
Betsy actually wrote them out<br>
Finishing the story of Rumple Snatch before the name reveal<br>
When good art and story telling is at its finest<br>
Goodwill stories for two years<br>
Her life sucks<br>
Why do you go there now?<br>
Even management ends up with special character names<br>
Betsy needs a Russian translator<br>
People think I'm harsh on the resale tip . . . check out Betsy's mom<br>
Betsy's urge to purge thanks to Virginia Slim and crew<br>
More pictures or the pictures that people asked for<br>
We'll be back on Monday<br>
<br>
<br>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:28:21 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 27, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/594/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Dec-27-2006_Burberry-coat_Jennifer-Rush.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/594/cks-2006-12-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-12-27 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/594/cks-2006-12-27.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-12-27.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #319<br />
  Length: 21:18<br />
  Size: 13.9 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 27, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061227.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jennifer Rush. Thanks Jennifer!<br><br>
Short show notes . . . Gigi woke up about half way through the show and we end it a bit early. So you get about 2/3'rds of a regular show.<br><br>
Don't forget about my man<br>
Kris is funny like codfish<br>
Arch enemies slash co-workers at Goodwill<br>
It is a cart<br>
This is not your field of expertise . . . stand back<br>
Pit stained shirts<br>
She comes out with a coat<br>
Like hitting a coal vein<br>
She has to brag that she found a Burberry coat<br>
Rumple Snatch meet Virginia Slim<br>
Betsy is worried that she is going to become the crazy hoarder chick<br>
She has a disease that makes her collect things<br>
Intermission<br>
What is wrong with men . . . American men<br>
The questions we ask our ladies<br>
Probably one of the worst search terms that got our show as a result<br>
<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Burberry coat">Burberry coat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Burberry coat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Burberry coat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jennifer Rush">Jennifer Rush</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jennifer Rush"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jennifer Rush.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rumple Snatch">Rumple Snatch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rumple Snatch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rumple Snatch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gigi">Gigi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gigi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gigi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Virginia Slim">Virginia Slim</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Virginia Slim"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Virginia Slim.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/594/cks-2006-12-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-12-27 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/594/cks-2006-12-27.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-12-27.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #319<br />
  Length: 21:18<br />
  Size: 13.9 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 27, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061227.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jennifer Rush. Thanks Jennifer!<br><br>
Short show notes . . . Gigi woke up about half way through the show and we end it a bit early. So you get about 2/3'rds of a regular show.<br><br>
Don't forget about my man<br>
Kris is funny like codfish<br>
Arch enemies slash co-workers at Goodwill<br>
It is a cart<br>
This is not your field of expertise . . . stand back<br>
Pit stained shirts<br>
She comes out with a coat<br>
Like hitting a coal vein<br>
She has to brag that she found a Burberry coat<br>
Rumple Snatch meet Virginia Slim<br>
Betsy is worried that she is going to become the crazy hoarder chick<br>
She has a disease that makes her collect things<br>
Intermission<br>
What is wrong with men . . . American men<br>
The questions we ask our ladies<br>
Probably one of the worst search terms that got our show as a result<br>
<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Burberry coat">Burberry coat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Burberry coat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Burberry coat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jennifer Rush">Jennifer Rush</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jennifer Rush"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jennifer Rush.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rumple Snatch">Rumple Snatch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rumple Snatch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rumple Snatch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gigi">Gigi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gigi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gigi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Virginia Slim">Virginia Slim</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Virginia Slim"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Virginia Slim.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:27:18 -0600</pubDate>
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