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      <title>apprentice | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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  Length: 38:08<br />
  Size: 26.2mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070105.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Gary Shilts.<br>
Well, "Big news on Friday" has turned into "Big News on Monday"<br>
Betsy and a wise friend advised me against it for today, so blame them for ruining the fun<br>
The blue thing staring me down<br>
Turns out it is a dolphin, dolphins aren't blue<br>
It's a kids swing<br>
This color issue is bothering me<br>
Have you ever hear that introduction before<br>
You got it wrong Mr. B.<br>
We would have this argument on some stranger's driveway<br>
People couldn't handle it<br>
Today's big news is that Betsy thinks I need to be her apprentice, nope<br>
Betsy says that I can't tell the big news<br>
You already gave it away Betsy in email<br>
No one knows where we really live<br>
<a href="http://htsblog.blogspot.com/" id="tico">Henry</a>, the nerd posse<br>
You have to give him a plug for his blog<br>
Even though he's from Aurora we let him in<br>
Drying your junk with an air dryer<br>
You would think immediately that this is something would happen in Aurora<br>
Well it wasn't<br>
Thanks for the image Henry!<br>
I know about your Habitat for Humanity<br>
I am going on record, I have never messed the white powder<br>
Unlike the Barack Obama<br>
Betsy does not take this kindly<br>
"They are dumping his stuff out in the public cause of his presidential aspirations"<br>
What you're telling me is that Mr. Kris Smith was a worm farmer?<br>
Who is 40 years old and hasn't tried drugs in their life<br>
It's not he's Republican, every Democrat has done drugs<br>
I don't understand this ideal . . . and Kris misuses the word "vestige" . . . I apologize<br>
Happy rays come out of his eyes<br>
Don't let him take his shift off then his love rays come out<br>
Lifetime movies are TV teledramas purchased for $7.50 from a vault<br>
Stranded on an island with a hot guy and her dork ass husband<br>
We had to watch the movie because the starlet had big boobs, natural<br>
Betsy is hitting the Black Box Wine again<br>
I can see you doing what you do, Betsy, with any product<br>
Dumpster diving does have real value<br>
"I just got good at this," Betsy<br>
Taking out the benches that could smash children<br>
Watching the garbage man do his job<br>
He has to think every week, "It's about time these people got evicted"<br>
Getting teacher crap for the holidays<br>
OK shows over<br>

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<p>Show: #323<br />
  Length: 38:08<br />
  Size: 26.2mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070105.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Gary Shilts.<br>
Well, "Big news on Friday" has turned into "Big News on Monday"<br>
Betsy and a wise friend advised me against it for today, so blame them for ruining the fun<br>
The blue thing staring me down<br>
Turns out it is a dolphin, dolphins aren't blue<br>
It's a kids swing<br>
This color issue is bothering me<br>
Have you ever hear that introduction before<br>
You got it wrong Mr. B.<br>
We would have this argument on some stranger's driveway<br>
People couldn't handle it<br>
Today's big news is that Betsy thinks I need to be her apprentice, nope<br>
Betsy says that I can't tell the big news<br>
You already gave it away Betsy in email<br>
No one knows where we really live<br>
<a href="http://htsblog.blogspot.com/" id="tico">Henry</a>, the nerd posse<br>
You have to give him a plug for his blog<br>
Even though he's from Aurora we let him in<br>
Drying your junk with an air dryer<br>
You would think immediately that this is something would happen in Aurora<br>
Well it wasn't<br>
Thanks for the image Henry!<br>
I know about your Habitat for Humanity<br>
I am going on record, I have never messed the white powder<br>
Unlike the Barack Obama<br>
Betsy does not take this kindly<br>
"They are dumping his stuff out in the public cause of his presidential aspirations"<br>
What you're telling me is that Mr. Kris Smith was a worm farmer?<br>
Who is 40 years old and hasn't tried drugs in their life<br>
It's not he's Republican, every Democrat has done drugs<br>
I don't understand this ideal . . . and Kris misuses the word "vestige" . . . I apologize<br>
Happy rays come out of his eyes<br>
Don't let him take his shift off then his love rays come out<br>
Lifetime movies are TV teledramas purchased for $7.50 from a vault<br>
Stranded on an island with a hot guy and her dork ass husband<br>
We had to watch the movie because the starlet had big boobs, natural<br>
Betsy is hitting the Black Box Wine again<br>
I can see you doing what you do, Betsy, with any product<br>
Dumpster diving does have real value<br>
"I just got good at this," Betsy<br>
Taking out the benches that could smash children<br>
Watching the garbage man do his job<br>
He has to think every week, "It's about time these people got evicted"<br>
Getting teacher crap for the holidays<br>
OK shows over<br>

<br>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 20, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/588/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Dec-20-2006_Dooney-and-Bourke-outlet_Coach-outlet.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/588/cks-2006-12-20.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-12-20 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/588/cks-2006-12-20.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-12-20.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #316<br />
  Length: 33:01<br />
  Size: 20.6 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061220.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jason Corbett<br>
Looking across at Betsy<br>
She looks like she is 5 minutes from rehab<br>
She's wearing a black wife-beater with no bra<br>
Baby, are you ready to party?<br>
I'm back from the battlefront<br>
I'm not sure what volumizing foam is<br>
I was off to be the world's best slightly damaged reseller<br>
Formulating a plan with her apprentice Vicky<br>
What do they go for on eBay?<br>
The hooker references run thin<br>
The day started off on a bad foot<br>
Maggie wanted to know why she's not in a cart<br>
Who are these well behaved babies?<br>
Kate Spade garden tool holders<br>
Dooney was the next stop<br>
I was prepared, I had done the research<br>
I have never seen you look like this . . . beyond disheveled<br>
Trying to look like a mommy<br>
Isn't professional shopping illegal?<br>
Every woman on the face of the earth is technically a professional shopper<br>
They know people do this . . . they sell more units<br>
Maggie looks around and lets out a primal scream<br>
Carry the baby out in a duffel<br>
It appears that someone stuffed my baby in a duffel bag<br>
Pacifying the child with treats<br>
Goodwill experience is that all the items are for play, not Dooney<br>
Maggie loves purses, pink and tacky pink Dooney's do it for her<br>
Cookie in a bag<br>
We have this plan<br>
Do you think that grandma would like this wristlet<br>
It's day one and Kris gets to say I told you so<br>
Everything that was there that was good is gone<br>
Yep I get to say I told you so<br>
Out of Dooney and over to Coach cause the plan is failing already<br>
Whole store 20% off<br>
But the items sell in store for the eBay price<br>
Coach purse creed<br>
Fakers usually don't bother<br>
Betsy changes the subject to the Wii<br>
I am sore from the Wii, Betsy<br>
The tennis is really awesome, I'm halfway to pro and I haven't left the basement<br>
Who else get's you to do something three times a week<br>
I some domains . . . I forgot this on the show, thanks to Craig's idea<br>
Here's the video<br><br>

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<br><br>
Fat people listen to me, a fellow fat person<br>
Seeing the side profile in a mirror<br>
Rick was almost knocked out with my man wings<br>
We're going to try to lose some weight<br>
You just called me fat<br>
Here's the doman . . . www.wiiarefat.com (ready saturday)<br>
You're tricking me into blogging again Kris<br>
I love your plan, small favor I expect payment<br>
Betsy wants a nanny<br>
Kris, you can pick the nanny<br>
You might be the only woman on the planet who tells her husband you pick the nanny<br>
Yep, pick a hot one I don't care<br>
Seeking one nanny willing to get implants, paying minimum wage<br>
Do you trust the minimum wage sitter?<br>
Terrible parenting, I'm not going to talk about it (not our parenting)<br>
She can talc down my man wings<br>
They are man lumps<br>
Kris reads the inch comment email that came in<br>
You gain an inch for every 30 pounds, this lady is happy<br>
Special meaning to pinch an inch<br>
Two people are enjoying those extra inches<br>
<br>
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<p>Show: #316<br />
  Length: 33:01<br />
  Size: 20.6 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061220.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jason Corbett<br>
Looking across at Betsy<br>
She looks like she is 5 minutes from rehab<br>
She's wearing a black wife-beater with no bra<br>
Baby, are you ready to party?<br>
I'm back from the battlefront<br>
I'm not sure what volumizing foam is<br>
I was off to be the world's best slightly damaged reseller<br>
Formulating a plan with her apprentice Vicky<br>
What do they go for on eBay?<br>
The hooker references run thin<br>
The day started off on a bad foot<br>
Maggie wanted to know why she's not in a cart<br>
Who are these well behaved babies?<br>
Kate Spade garden tool holders<br>
Dooney was the next stop<br>
I was prepared, I had done the research<br>
I have never seen you look like this . . . beyond disheveled<br>
Trying to look like a mommy<br>
Isn't professional shopping illegal?<br>
Every woman on the face of the earth is technically a professional shopper<br>
They know people do this . . . they sell more units<br>
Maggie looks around and lets out a primal scream<br>
Carry the baby out in a duffel<br>
It appears that someone stuffed my baby in a duffel bag<br>
Pacifying the child with treats<br>
Goodwill experience is that all the items are for play, not Dooney<br>
Maggie loves purses, pink and tacky pink Dooney's do it for her<br>
Cookie in a bag<br>
We have this plan<br>
Do you think that grandma would like this wristlet<br>
It's day one and Kris gets to say I told you so<br>
Everything that was there that was good is gone<br>
Yep I get to say I told you so<br>
Out of Dooney and over to Coach cause the plan is failing already<br>
Whole store 20% off<br>
But the items sell in store for the eBay price<br>
Coach purse creed<br>
Fakers usually don't bother<br>
Betsy changes the subject to the Wii<br>
I am sore from the Wii, Betsy<br>
The tennis is really awesome, I'm halfway to pro and I haven't left the basement<br>
Who else get's you to do something three times a week<br>
I some domains . . . I forgot this on the show, thanks to Craig's idea<br>
Here's the video<br><br>

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<br><br>
Fat people listen to me, a fellow fat person<br>
Seeing the side profile in a mirror<br>
Rick was almost knocked out with my man wings<br>
We're going to try to lose some weight<br>
You just called me fat<br>
Here's the doman . . . www.wiiarefat.com (ready saturday)<br>
You're tricking me into blogging again Kris<br>
I love your plan, small favor I expect payment<br>
Betsy wants a nanny<br>
Kris, you can pick the nanny<br>
You might be the only woman on the planet who tells her husband you pick the nanny<br>
Yep, pick a hot one I don't care<br>
Seeking one nanny willing to get implants, paying minimum wage<br>
Do you trust the minimum wage sitter?<br>
Terrible parenting, I'm not going to talk about it (not our parenting)<br>
She can talc down my man wings<br>
They are man lumps<br>
Kris reads the inch comment email that came in<br>
You gain an inch for every 30 pounds, this lady is happy<br>
Special meaning to pinch an inch<br>
Two people are enjoying those extra inches<br>
<br>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 06, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/501/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-06-2006_HBO_Goodwill.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/501/cks-2006-10-06.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-10-06" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/501/cks-2006-10-06.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-10-06.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #281<br />
  Length: 31:00<br />
  Size: 21.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris October 06, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-oct-20061006.jpg"></p>

The emails cam flying in yesterday for the painted chicks<br />
Well, it is your eyes . . . <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/crapmonkey/257506862/" id="tico">check out one here</a><br />
It's a frontal and Betsy feels sorry for this woman<br />
Why didn't you go to Denny's instead?<br />
Pale pudding faces and thnking what a sexless group<br />
The post I mention is referenced above<br />
Street-walker shows on HBO<br />
Kris can stop watching . . . Betsy can't <br />
She is a fan of the train wreck<br />
How much can I pay you to get dressed right now?<br />
Kris wants to rehash his Expo excitement<br />
We're both going next year<br />
Betsy SMS messaging turns me on . . nerd love<br />
Basking in the stardom of Betsy<br />
My phone just called Betsy randomly at Expo<br />
She was surprised that I was speaking<br />
Listening through my pants<br />
Nerd brethren I can talk it up<br />
Again with the name drops from dinner<br />
Big shout out to Rick, Rick Klau<br />
Betsy says I can tell a story<br />
No Betsy crutch<br />
Betsy sets her self up to tell her story<br />
3 children heavy at Goodwill<br />
Betsy's apprentice pulls one over on her<br />
Elliot fell once he never stood back up again<br />
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/AuthenticDooney-Bourke-Signature-Shopper-Tote_W0QQitemZ120039304181QQihZ002QQcategoryZ63852QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item120039304181" id="tico">Here's the bag on eBay</a><br />
Betsy flirts with Tubby the Love Bucket for a shot<br />

<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/HBO">HBO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/HBO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/HBO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/painted chicks">painted chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/painted chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/painted chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PME">PME</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PME"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PME.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/SMS">SMS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/SMS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/SMS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/501/cks-2006-10-06.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-10-06" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/501/cks-2006-10-06.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-10-06.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #281<br />
  Length: 31:00<br />
  Size: 21.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris October 06, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-oct-20061006.jpg"></p>

The emails cam flying in yesterday for the painted chicks<br />
Well, it is your eyes . . . <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/crapmonkey/257506862/" id="tico">check out one here</a><br />
It's a frontal and Betsy feels sorry for this woman<br />
Why didn't you go to Denny's instead?<br />
Pale pudding faces and thnking what a sexless group<br />
The post I mention is referenced above<br />
Street-walker shows on HBO<br />
Kris can stop watching . . . Betsy can't <br />
She is a fan of the train wreck<br />
How much can I pay you to get dressed right now?<br />
Kris wants to rehash his Expo excitement<br />
We're both going next year<br />
Betsy SMS messaging turns me on . . nerd love<br />
Basking in the stardom of Betsy<br />
My phone just called Betsy randomly at Expo<br />
She was surprised that I was speaking<br />
Listening through my pants<br />
Nerd brethren I can talk it up<br />
Again with the name drops from dinner<br />
Big shout out to Rick, Rick Klau<br />
Betsy says I can tell a story<br />
No Betsy crutch<br />
Betsy sets her self up to tell her story<br />
3 children heavy at Goodwill<br />
Betsy's apprentice pulls one over on her<br />
Elliot fell once he never stood back up again<br />
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/AuthenticDooney-Bourke-Signature-Shopper-Tote_W0QQitemZ120039304181QQihZ002QQcategoryZ63852QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item120039304181" id="tico">Here's the bag on eBay</a><br />
Betsy flirts with Tubby the Love Bucket for a shot<br />

<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/HBO">HBO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/HBO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/HBO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/painted chicks">painted chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/painted chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/painted chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PME">PME</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PME"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PME.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/SMS">SMS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/SMS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/SMS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-10-06.mp3
Show: #281
  Length: 31:00
  Size: 21.3 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris October 06, 2006


The emails cam flying in yesterday for the painted chicks
Well, it is your eyes . . . check out one here
It&#039;s a frontal and Betsy feels sorry for this woman
Why didn&#039;t you go to Denny&#039;s</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>HBO, Goodwill, painted chicks, PME, SMS</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 25, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/491/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Sep-25-2006_email_folicular-agitation.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/491/cks-2006-09-25.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-09-25" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/491/cks-2006-09-25.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-09-25.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #278<br />
  Length: 21:58<br />
  Size: 21.9 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris September 25, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-25-glasses.jpg"></p>

Have you ever let someone keep using a word that you know is being applied improperly or even made up for some inner passive satisfaction? I usually don't and will try to sneak in the proper verb or noun when appropriate. On this show I let Betsy roll.
<br /><br />
Betsy is doing it up today again with her one stem glasses<br />
And she's on the wine tip, not whine<br />
Table spoon in her sauce . . . it is a tumbler<br />
We read two emails from listeners that sum up our last week<br />
Betsy reading while sauced . . . priceless<br />
I'm an "ok guy" and Betsy is "witty"<br />
Sharing intense stories<br />
Thanks for sending these in guys :)<br />
I'm not drunk Kris<br />
Folicular Agitation -  red head<br />
Second email gets read<br />
Wisdom came flowing in today<br />
The laid back people rose up<br />
"Take it in stride you can't please everyone."<br />
"I balance out all you crazy mother fuckers."<br />
I cut the cake that is not hosting<br />
Massive projects<br />
Because of Kris, Betsy was late to garage sales<br />
Betsy tells me I'm tacky<br />
Family and friends are telling Kris to spend his money wisely<br />
It is getting under his skin<br />
Betsy's apprentice . . . her sister sells her DPV for $420<br />
Betsy not paying her eBay fees again and again and again<br />
Evidently the iMac can't handle a kick from a 6 year old<br />
Stroller model years<br />
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/" id="tico">Resale Queen.com</a><br />
300 by 300th<br />
<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/email">email</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/email"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/email.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/folicular agitation">folicular agitation</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/folicular agitation"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/folicular agitation.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/apprentice">apprentice</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/apprentice"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/apprentice.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iMac">iMac</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iMac"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iMac.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/491/cks-2006-09-25.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-09-25" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/491/cks-2006-09-25.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-09-25.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #278<br />
  Length: 21:58<br />
  Size: 21.9 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris September 25, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-25-glasses.jpg"></p>

Have you ever let someone keep using a word that you know is being applied improperly or even made up for some inner passive satisfaction? I usually don't and will try to sneak in the proper verb or noun when appropriate. On this show I let Betsy roll.
<br /><br />
Betsy is doing it up today again with her one stem glasses<br />
And she's on the wine tip, not whine<br />
Table spoon in her sauce . . . it is a tumbler<br />
We read two emails from listeners that sum up our last week<br />
Betsy reading while sauced . . . priceless<br />
I'm an "ok guy" and Betsy is "witty"<br />
Sharing intense stories<br />
Thanks for sending these in guys :)<br />
I'm not drunk Kris<br />
Folicular Agitation -  red head<br />
Second email gets read<br />
Wisdom came flowing in today<br />
The laid back people rose up<br />
"Take it in stride you can't please everyone."<br />
"I balance out all you crazy mother fuckers."<br />
I cut the cake that is not hosting<br />
Massive projects<br />
Because of Kris, Betsy was late to garage sales<br />
Betsy tells me I'm tacky<br />
Family and friends are telling Kris to spend his money wisely<br />
It is getting under his skin<br />
Betsy's apprentice . . . her sister sells her DPV for $420<br />
Betsy not paying her eBay fees again and again and again<br />
Evidently the iMac can't handle a kick from a 6 year old<br />
Stroller model years<br />
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/" id="tico">Resale Queen.com</a><br />
300 by 300th<br />
<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/email">email</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/email"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/email.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/folicular agitation">folicular agitation</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/folicular agitation"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/folicular agitation.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/apprentice">apprentice</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/apprentice"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/apprentice.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iMac">iMac</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iMac"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iMac.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:07:31 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-09-25.mp3
Show: #278
  Length: 21:58
  Size: 21.9 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris September 25, 2006


Have you ever let someone keep using a word that you know is being applied improperly or even made up for some inner passive satisfaction? I usually don&#039;t and will try to sneak in the proper verb or noun</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>email, folicular agitation, apprentice, iMac, Resale Queen</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/141/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-17-2006_reality-tv-top-10_santino-rice.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/141/cks-2006-04-17.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-17" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/141/cks-2006-04-17.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-17.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #216<br />
  Length: 35:12<br />
  Size: 24.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
Betsy rips me for my voice and tries out one of her own<br />
My true voice, the one I hear in my head<br />
Madonna's accent<br />
Betsy's dipthong-ish breakdown<br />
The same voice I use for calm<br />
Betsy did show prep!<br />
We gotta talk about that on the show<br />
Married 10 years this year in August<br />
Waking up with a mouth full of limestone<br />
Betsy's top 10 list of reality shows<br />
Betsy's true guilty pleasure<br />
Comcast with DVR makes it so much worse<br />
What planet are you from?<br />
Throw you a corn chip every once in a while and you'd be a happy boy<br />
Cursed with back to back shows on opposite channels<br />
Here's the list (full of commentary):<br /><br />

1) Little People, Big World<br />
2) Blow Out<br />
3) Flip This House<br />
4) America's Next Top Model<br />
5) Real Housewives of Orange County - They got great counter tops<br />
6) Flavor of Love<br />
7) Project Runway<br />
8) Rocksar INXS<br />
9) Breaking Bonaduce<br />
10) The Apprentice<br /><br />

Santino where are you?<br />
Kris's favorite is Drawn Together on Comedy Central<br />
Betsy's big week - she's throwing a garage sale, damnit!<br />
It's political<br />
Betsy shush's Kris, I got shushed<br />
Shakeira Carter - thank you<br />
Two words: Trailer Bank<br />

<br />
<br /><br />


<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/reality tv top 10">reality tv top 10</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reality tv top 10"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/reality tv top 10.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/santino rice">santino rice</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/santino rice"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/santino rice.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/comcast dvr">comcast dvr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/comcast dvr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/comcast dvr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garage sale">garage sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garage sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garage sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/voice">voice</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/voice"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/voice.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/141/cks-2006-04-17.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-17" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/141/cks-2006-04-17.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-17.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #216<br />
  Length: 35:12<br />
  Size: 24.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
Betsy rips me for my voice and tries out one of her own<br />
My true voice, the one I hear in my head<br />
Madonna's accent<br />
Betsy's dipthong-ish breakdown<br />
The same voice I use for calm<br />
Betsy did show prep!<br />
We gotta talk about that on the show<br />
Married 10 years this year in August<br />
Waking up with a mouth full of limestone<br />
Betsy's top 10 list of reality shows<br />
Betsy's true guilty pleasure<br />
Comcast with DVR makes it so much worse<br />
What planet are you from?<br />
Throw you a corn chip every once in a while and you'd be a happy boy<br />
Cursed with back to back shows on opposite channels<br />
Here's the list (full of commentary):<br /><br />

1) Little People, Big World<br />
2) Blow Out<br />
3) Flip This House<br />
4) America's Next Top Model<br />
5) Real Housewives of Orange County - They got great counter tops<br />
6) Flavor of Love<br />
7) Project Runway<br />
8) Rocksar INXS<br />
9) Breaking Bonaduce<br />
10) The Apprentice<br /><br />

Santino where are you?<br />
Kris's favorite is Drawn Together on Comedy Central<br />
Betsy's big week - she's throwing a garage sale, damnit!<br />
It's political<br />
Betsy shush's Kris, I got shushed<br />
Shakeira Carter - thank you<br />
Two words: Trailer Bank<br />

<br />
<br /><br />


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         <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:31:40 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-04-17.mp3
Show: #216
  Length: 35:12
  Size: 24.1 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006
Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word!
Show Notes
Betsy rips me for my voice and tries out one of her own
My true voice, the one I hear in my head
Madonna&#039;s accent
Betsy&#039;s dipthong-ish</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>reality tv top 10, santino rice, comcast dvr, garage sale, voice</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 129</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/189/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-129_betsy_kris.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-09-30" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-09-30.mp3">Croncast - 2005-09-30.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #170<br />
Length: 28:01<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 12.8 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 129</strong><br></p>
	<p><a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=544" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/vote_now_cks_banner_4.gif" alt="" /></a></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>The contest ends on October 7th<br />
Winner chosen Monday the 10th after the first apprentice gets booted<br />
Betsy's new reality show Mac truck vs. VW Beatle<br />
Human perspective, moose size of shetland pony with antlers<br />
Additional Alaskan goodness<br />
Breaking Bonaduce, dude is a mess<br />
Whitney has something on this cat<br />
50 year old homeless men<br />
The ghosts of the 80's with Members Only jackets with Larry Hagman Dallas style briefcases<br />
Door to door knife salesmen<br />
Rich dad poor dad bullshit makes me laugh<br />
Betsy brings out the Land of Nod<br />
An investment<br />
The verb shabbed<br />
Leaving rice in Kris's goatee<br />
Booger out of Betsy's nose<br />
Send in your story to Betsy</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br></p>
	<p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br></p>
	<p><a href="http://odeo.com/channel/976" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/odeo_badge.gif" alt="Odeo Channel Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/size">size</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/size"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/size.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/door">door</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/door"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/door.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-09-30" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-09-30.mp3">Croncast - 2005-09-30.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #170<br />
Length: 28:01<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 12.8 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 129</strong><br></p>
	<p><a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=544" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/vote_now_cks_banner_4.gif" alt="" /></a></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>The contest ends on October 7th<br />
Winner chosen Monday the 10th after the first apprentice gets booted<br />
Betsy's new reality show Mac truck vs. VW Beatle<br />
Human perspective, moose size of shetland pony with antlers<br />
Additional Alaskan goodness<br />
Breaking Bonaduce, dude is a mess<br />
Whitney has something on this cat<br />
50 year old homeless men<br />
The ghosts of the 80's with Members Only jackets with Larry Hagman Dallas style briefcases<br />
Door to door knife salesmen<br />
Rich dad poor dad bullshit makes me laugh<br />
Betsy brings out the Land of Nod<br />
An investment<br />
The verb shabbed<br />
Leaving rice in Kris's goatee<br />
Booger out of Betsy's nose<br />
Send in your story to Betsy</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br></p>
	<p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br></p>
	<p><a href="http://odeo.com/channel/976" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/odeo_badge.gif" alt="Odeo Channel Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/size">size</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/size"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/size.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/door">door</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/door"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/door.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:24:44 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,189</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-09-30.mp3
	Show: #170
Length: 28:01
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.8 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 129
	
	Show Notes
	The contest ends on October 7th
Winner chosen Monday the 10th after the first apprentice gets booted
Betsy&#039;s new reality show Mac truck vs. VW Beatle
Human perspective, moose size of</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>betsy, kris, croncast, size, door</itunes:keywords> 
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