att | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for att. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2012 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for att. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for att. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg att | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for att. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove The End of Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5444/The-End-of-Croncast_new-york-city_manhattan-podcast.php Blog
We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show.

The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute bit.

It was the other things that impact production that we couldn't get in check.

And after taking a look at how we aren't meeting our goal or listener expectations (you know, like new episodes), we have to call it quits on Croncast.

For the next two weeks you will be able to download anything here or on iTunes that you'd like. After that it will be up to you to enjoy or pass along.

We'd like to thank everyone that helped to make this experience possible. We will miss all of you.

Cheers, Betsy and Kris.

Tags: new york city manhattan podcast ]]>
We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show.

The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute bit.

It was the other things that impact production that we couldn't get in check.

And after taking a look at how we aren't meeting our goal or listener expectations (you know, like new episodes), we have to call it quits on Croncast.

For the next two weeks you will be able to download anything here or on iTunes that you'd like. After that it will be up to you to enjoy or pass along.

We'd like to thank everyone that helped to make this experience possible. We will miss all of you.

Cheers, Betsy and Kris.

Tags: new york city manhattan podcast ]]> Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:31:21 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5444 We may not be crossing the finish line first, however we are. The show has been in the media race, so to speak, and it's run the course. We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show. The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute no new york city, manhattan podcast, , , Reasoning, Shoulder Troll, All Biz http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5422/Reasoning-Shoulder-Troll-All-Biz_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Say some more :)

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Say some more :)

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Mon, 08 Aug 2011 20:27:50 -0500 32:02 tag:croncast.com,5422 Episode: #758 | Length: 32:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Say some more :) no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good the church battle http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5222/the-church-battle_battle_church.php Blog the church battle



Tags: battle church ]]>the church battle



Tags: battle church ]]> Sat, 21 May 2011 19:10:11 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5222 no battle, church, , , Dude From L.A., Proper Table Talk, Killates http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4900/Dude-From-LA-Proper-Table-Talk-Killates_croncast_best-of-2010.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Yelp can't handle it
People from LA
New Yorkers don't have attitude
Proper table talk
Rich dudes
Pretended to get the wheel stuck
That would be groovy pie
Who let him in?
Same psychographic
So you're back
Pilates is not very manly
Everything that you ever wanted to know about pilates
It should be called Killates

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Tags: croncast best of 2010 funniest podcast longest episode ]]>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Yelp can't handle it
People from LA
New Yorkers don't have attitude
Proper table talk
Rich dudes
Pretended to get the wheel stuck
That would be groovy pie
Who let him in?
Same psychographic
So you're back
Pilates is not very manly
Everything that you ever wanted to know about pilates
It should be called Killates

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: croncast best of 2010 funniest podcast longest episode ]]> Wed, 30 Mar 2011 09:12:59 -0500 27:48 tag:croncast.com,4900 Episode: #722 | Length:27:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Yelp can't handle it People from LA New Yorkers don't have attitude Proper table talk Rich dudes Pretended to get the wheel stuck That would be groovy pie Who let him in? Same psychographic So you're back Pilates is not no croncast, best of 2010, funniest podcast, longest episode, My New Blog http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4789/My-New-Blog_flickr_speed.php Blog My New Blog

After years of keeping shop on my own platform, I'm moving on Flickr for a bit.

Croncast, the core of my online presence (with that of my wife as well) has turned into the main place for our show and doesn't feel like a good home for things non-show related any longer.

Flickr offers everything that any publisher needs in the way of tools, speed and being search friendly.

I'm not a fan of what they're doing to photos of late with new compression and color changes, but that doesn't matter as it is simplest way to publish that I know of.



Tags: flickr speed search friendly tools ]]>My New Blog

After years of keeping shop on my own platform, I'm moving on Flickr for a bit.

Croncast, the core of my online presence (with that of my wife as well) has turned into the main place for our show and doesn't feel like a good home for things non-show related any longer.

Flickr offers everything that any publisher needs in the way of tools, speed and being search friendly.

I'm not a fan of what they're doing to photos of late with new compression and color changes, but that doesn't matter as it is simplest way to publish that I know of.



Tags: flickr speed search friendly tools ]]> Sat, 04 Dec 2010 17:25:59 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4789 After years of keeping shop on my own platform, I'm moving on Flickr for a bit. Croncast, the core of my online presence (with that of my wife as well) has turned into the main place for our show and doesn't feel like a good home for things non-show related any longer. Flickr offers everything that any publisher needs in the way no flickr, speed, search, friendly, tools Attracted, Dimples, Alpo or T-bone http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4637/Attracted-Dimples-Alpo-or-T-bone_mortons_steak.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Short on the notes . . .
Very short
Hint
Have a great weekend!

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Tags: mortons steak dimples t-bone sweat down ]]>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Short on the notes . . .
Very short
Hint
Have a great weekend!

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: mortons steak dimples t-bone sweat down ]]> Fri, 17 Sep 2010 21:01:25 -0500 26:02 tag:croncast.com,4637 Episode: #678 | Length: 26:02 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Short on the notes . . . Very short Hint Have a great weekend! no mortons, steak, dimples, t-bone, sweat down 5 Acres, Lumberjack Paper, Happy Now http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4626/5-Acres-Lumberjack-Paper-Happy-Now_manhattan_higher-prices.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

On the island
Where is an open 5 acres
A separate kitchen as well
Lumberjack paper
Stay with this dad
During this promotion prices may be higher in Manhattan
10 dollar chicken nuggets
so why? are you happy now?
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Tags: manhattan higher prices lumberjack paper chicken nuggets ]]>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

On the island
Where is an open 5 acres
A separate kitchen as well
Lumberjack paper
Stay with this dad
During this promotion prices may be higher in Manhattan
10 dollar chicken nuggets
so why? are you happy now?
Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: manhattan higher prices lumberjack paper chicken nuggets ]]> Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:29:07 -0500 30:47 tag:croncast.com,4626 Episode: #673 | Length: 30:47 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! On the island Where is an open 5 acres A separate kitchen as well Lumberjack paper Stay with this dad During this promotion prices may be higher in Manhattan 10 dollar chicken nuggets so why? are you happy now? no manhattan, higher prices, lumberjack paper, chicken nuggets, hatted up http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4616/hatted-up_hatted_.php Blog hatted up



Tags: hatted ]]>hatted up



Tags: hatted ]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:16:38 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4616 no hatted, , , , to my people at the gnomedex - via twitter http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4574/-to-my-people-at-the-gnomedex---via-twitter_gnomedex_seattle.php Blog



Tags: gnomedex seattle timshifted delaney ]]>



Tags: gnomedex seattle timshifted delaney ]]> Thu, 19 Aug 2010 19:55:27 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4574 wish i could be there. treat her well, nerds. no gnomedex, seattle, timshifted, delaney, Fountain Face http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4485/Fountain-Face_site_matter.php Blog Fountain Face

all the best stuff at the met is hidden in nooks. or plain site for that matter. there is more to see than the eye can take in.



Tags: site matter than eye plain ]]>Fountain Face

all the best stuff at the met is hidden in nooks. or plain site for that matter. there is more to see than the eye can take in.



Tags: site matter than eye plain ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:31:02 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4485 all the best stuff at the met is hidden in nooks. or plain site for that matter. there is more to see than the eye can take in. no site, matter, than, eye, plain attack and prey http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4438/attack-and-prey_prey_attack.php Blog attack and prey



Tags: prey attack ]]>attack and prey



Tags: prey attack ]]> Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:22:27 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4438 no prey, attack, , , One Man Wet T-Shirt Contest, Cellowrap, Spaniel Stacking http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4423/One-Man-Wet-T-Shirt-Contest-Cellowrap-Spaniel-Stacking_cellowrap_wet-tshirt.php Blog Length: 27:33
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

I won a contest
It was a one man wet t-shirt contest
Parading around Manhattan
It happened to me too, Kris
That is a sad story
Maggers' melting
They just don't know when to quit
Father's Day surprises
Waking up and knowing everything
That would be awesome
Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city
You can't just let them hump with kids watching
Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: cellowrap wet tshirt underwater lesbian ffa one man ]]> Length: 27:33
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

I won a contest
It was a one man wet t-shirt contest
Parading around Manhattan
It happened to me too, Kris
That is a sad story
Maggers' melting
They just don't know when to quit
Father's Day surprises
Waking up and knowing everything
That would be awesome
Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city
You can't just let them hump with kids watching
Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: cellowrap wet tshirt underwater lesbian ffa one man ]]> Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:25:56 -0500 27:33 tag:croncast.com,4423 Episode: #642 Length: 27:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day surprises Waking up and knowing no cellowrap, wet tshirt, underwater lesbian, ffa, one man Season 25 Episode 17: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4422/Season-25-Episode-17:-The-Croncast-Shorty_cellowrap_wet-tshirt.php Podcasts Length: 4:55
Format: mp3

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I won a contest
It was a one man wet t-shirt contest
Parading around Manhattan
It happened to me too, Kris
That is a sad story
Maggers' melting
They just don't know when to quit
Father's Day surprises
Waking up and knowing everything
That would be awesome
Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city
You can't just let them hump with kids watching
Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: cellowrap wet tshirt underwater lesbian ffa one man ]]> Length: 4:55
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

I won a contest
It was a one man wet t-shirt contest
Parading around Manhattan
It happened to me too, Kris
That is a sad story
Maggers' melting
They just don't know when to quit
Father's Day surprises
Waking up and knowing everything
That would be awesome
Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city
You can't just let them hump with kids watching
Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: cellowrap wet tshirt underwater lesbian ffa one man ]]> Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:19:27 -0500 4:55 tag:croncast.com,4422 Episode: #642 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:55 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day no cellowrap, wet tshirt, underwater lesbian, ffa, one man Petri Pets, Smiling Brows, Internet Ready http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4393/Petri-Pets-Smiling-Brows-Internet-Ready_petri-pets_Internet-ready.php Podcasts Length: 30:03
Format: mp3

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Smiling brows
Perry pets
They're breeding the runts
Tea cup dogs manhattan
Walk the dog
Getting the makeover
Betsy keeps on rocking it
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: petri pets Internet ready smiling brows Betsy Shilts ]]> Length: 30:03
Format: mp3

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Smiling brows
Perry pets
They're breeding the runts
Tea cup dogs manhattan
Walk the dog
Getting the makeover
Betsy keeps on rocking it
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: petri pets Internet ready smiling brows Betsy Shilts ]]> Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:33:48 -0500 30:03 tag:croncast.com,4393 Episode: #634 Length: 30:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Smiling brows Perry pets They're breeding the runts Tea cup dogs manhattan Walk the dog Getting the makeover Betsy keeps on rocking it Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no petri pets, Internet ready, smiling brows, Betsy Shilts, Pressed Jacket, BBQ Dip, The Other Foot http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4387/Pressed-Jacket-BBQ-Dip-The-Other-Foot_gaucho-pants_coordinating-hair-piece.php Podcasts Length: 30:15
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

We tell stories
Touch on my Twitter interview from two years ago
I made a claim last week
This story defines our relationship
Also our karma
There was no ending
That's so 2007, Betsy Food photos
Caesar salad in Seattle
No nerdy smarminess
Lack thereof?
Aww, baby
A guy goes to a job interview and . . .
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: gaucho pants coordinating hair piece team smith captain chair ]]> Length: 30:15
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

We tell stories
Touch on my Twitter interview from two years ago
I made a claim last week
This story defines our relationship
Also our karma
There was no ending
That's so 2007, Betsy Food photos
Caesar salad in Seattle
No nerdy smarminess
Lack thereof?
Aww, baby
A guy goes to a job interview and . . .
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: gaucho pants coordinating hair piece team smith captain chair ]]> Fri, 21 May 2010 14:33:18 -0500 30:15 tag:croncast.com,4387 Episode: #630 Length: 30:15 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We tell stories Touch on my Twitter interview from two years ago I made a claim last week This story defines our relationship Also our karma There was no ending That's so 2007, Betsy Food photos Caesar salad in Seattle No nerdy no gaucho pants, coordinating hair piece, team smith, captain chair, Large Ear Holes, My Norse Blood, Pantera Roadie http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4351/Large-Ear-Holes-My-Norse-Blood-Pantera-Roadie_ear-holes_pantera-roadie.php Podcasts Length: 33:24
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

So, yes, no uhaul
My Norse is strong this time of year
Mead-a-holic genes back in the day
Canadian hatred
Not really
You are from 3 inbred Germans in a trailer
The time isn't right to talk about it
Don't want the Bear to cry
Universal attraction
Sport coat and jean days, I've had them
Of course I couldn't do nipple rings
My jiggly moobs couldn't work
Green jello is jealous of the way my moobs shake
Bleeding edge of the piercing movement
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: ear holes pantera roadie norse blood ringer t universal attraction ]]> Length: 33:24
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

So, yes, no uhaul
My Norse is strong this time of year
Mead-a-holic genes back in the day
Canadian hatred
Not really
You are from 3 inbred Germans in a trailer
The time isn't right to talk about it
Don't want the Bear to cry
Universal attraction
Sport coat and jean days, I've had them
Of course I couldn't do nipple rings
My jiggly moobs couldn't work
Green jello is jealous of the way my moobs shake
Bleeding edge of the piercing movement
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: ear holes pantera roadie norse blood ringer t universal attraction ]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:30:29 -0500 33:24 tag:croncast.com,4351 Episode: #621 Length: 33:24 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! So, yes, no uhaul My Norse is strong this time of year Mead-a-holic genes back in the day Canadian hatred Not really You are from 3 inbred Germans in a trailer The time isn't right to talk about it Don't want the Bear to no ear holes, pantera roadie, norse blood, ringer t, universal attraction Tilt, Transitions, Two Cups http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4348/Tilt-Transitions-Two-Cups_railroad-tracks_one-place.php Podcasts Length: 32:04
Format: mp3

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We're happy to bring you this Croncast
Made it in on Friday night
This is a great show, please enjoy!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: railroad tracks one place earth day teachers flattened coins ]]> Length: 32:04
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

We're happy to bring you this Croncast
Made it in on Friday night
This is a great show, please enjoy!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: railroad tracks one place earth day teachers flattened coins ]]> Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:44:51 -0500 32:04 tag:croncast.com,4348 Episode: #618 Length: 32:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We're happy to bring you this Croncast Made it in on Friday night This is a great show, please enjoy! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no railroad tracks, one place, earth day, teachers, flattened coins Legless Junker, iPad Love, Birthday Booze http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4333/Legless-Junker-iPad-Love-Birthday-Booze_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Podcasts Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:21:46 -0500 29:00 tag:croncast.com,4333 Episode: #612 Length: 29:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter Season 24 Ep 12: Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4332/Season-24-Ep-12:-Croncast-Shorty_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Podcasts Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:07:32 -0500 4:34 tag:croncast.com,4332 Episode: #612 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter Contagious Pregnancy, In The Trailer, The Burden http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4274/Contagious-Pregnancy-In-The-Trailer-The-Burden_new-york_city-living.php Podcasts Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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I'm starting my road trip this morning
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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I'm starting my road trip this morning
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:58:25 -0600 29:27 tag:croncast.com,4274 Show: #559 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I'm starting my road trip this morning Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out no new york, city living, manhattan to bx, hamptons, Season 23 Ep 24: A Sample of What We Do http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4273/Season-23-Ep-24:-A-Sample-of-What-We-Do_new-york_city-living.php Podcasts Length: 4:00
Format: mp3

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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Length: 4:00
Format: mp3

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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:52:13 -0600 4:00 tag:croncast.com,4273 Show: #559-Sampler Length: 4:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I'm at the airport putting up the show Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the no new york, city living, manhattan to bx, hamptons, Partner Whiplash, Full Facemask, Psychic Dominance http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4258/Partner-Whiplash-Full-Facemask-Psychic-Dominance_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:22:35 -0600 27:56 tag:croncast.com,4258 Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 20: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4257/Season-23-Ep-20:-Croncast-Sampler_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:10:43 -0600 4:58 tag:croncast.com,4257 Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Lockdown Interview, Holiday Deities, Olympian Judo Champ http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4254/Lockdown-Interview-Holiday-Deities-Olympian-Judo-Champ_laundromat_holiday-deities.php Podcasts Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:04:35 -0600 31:48 tag:croncast.com,4254 Show: #553 Length: 31:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That no laundromat, holiday deities, olympic judo, hulk hogan, Season 23 Ep 18: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4253/Season-23-Ep-18:-Croncast-Sampler_laundromat_holiday-deities.php Podcasts Length: 4:25
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Length: 4:25
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:56:45 -0600 4:25 tag:croncast.com,4253 Show: #553-Sampler Length: 4:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her no laundromat, holiday deities, olympic judo, hulk hogan,