baby | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for baby. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for baby. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for baby. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg baby | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for baby. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Baby, Happy Birthday, You Are Old http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5438/Baby-Happy-Birthday-You-Are-Old_croncast_funniest-podcast.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

It's Betsy's Birthday
The days of yore
An Xbox to fight over
The stories begin
Do you know what I had?
I have to back up your crazy
Options: play with sticks, ride my bike, play in the 'crik' or break stuff with baseballs
Playing in the watershed
Not much runoff
Keeping the nightshade down
Pike Creek and Bureau Creek
A ditch for pesticides and pig feces
I didn't sell the worms
Hands on the shoulders
Children, when I was a child . . .
I was a worm hustler
Best worms in the hamlet

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It's Betsy's Birthday
The days of yore
An Xbox to fight over
The stories begin
Do you know what I had?
I have to back up your crazy
Options: play with sticks, ride my bike, play in the 'crik' or break stuff with baseballs
Playing in the watershed
Not much runoff
Keeping the nightshade down
Pike Creek and Bureau Creek
A ditch for pesticides and pig feces
I didn't sell the worms
Hands on the shoulders
Children, when I was a child . . .
I was a worm hustler
Best worms in the hamlet

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Tags: croncast funniest podcast audio book best comedy podcast ]]> Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:54:44 -0600 28:28 tag:croncast.com,5438 Episode: #772 | Length:28:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It's Betsy's Birthday The days of yore An Xbox to fight over The stories begin Do you know what I had? I have to back up your crazy Options: play with sticks, ride my bike, play in the 'crik' or break stuff with no croncast, funniest podcast, audio book, best comedy podcast, Hair cuts and rootbeers with my baby http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4853/Hair-cuts-and-rootbeers-with-my-baby_baby_rootbeers.php Blog Hair cuts and rootbeers with my baby

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Tags: baby rootbeers cuts hair ]]> Sat, 05 Feb 2011 13:16:31 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4853 ~ no baby, rootbeers, cuts, hair, Leonard, Swing Stick, New York Weird http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4742/Leonard-Swing-Stick-New-York-Weird-_the-fly_baby-dolls.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Leonard the fly is with us
He's been here for two weeks
It's because of you lovely manpit
I have changed the house
Back with the blind
You can find'em, Baby
New York does weird things to you
It strips you of patience
Tell me about it!

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Leonard the fly is with us
He's been here for two weeks
It's because of you lovely manpit
I have changed the house
Back with the blind
You can find'em, Baby
New York does weird things to you
It strips you of patience
Tell me about it!

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Tags: the fly baby dolls leonard swinging blind new york weird ]]> Fri, 29 Oct 2010 13:47:08 -0500 27:33 tag:croncast.com,4742 Episode: #687 | Length: 27:33 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Leonard the fly is with us He's been here for two weeks It's because of you lovely manpit I have changed the house Back with the blind You can find'em, Baby New York does weird things to you It strips you of patience Tell no the fly, baby dolls, leonard, swinging blind, new york weird The Inceptor, Uphill Tanning, Vacuum Score http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4508/The-Inceptor-Uphill-Tanning-Vacuum-Score_inception_planting-idea.php Blog Length: 30:18
Format: mp3

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August is here
Getting the walk on
Uphill sun bathing
The lady was there
Tanning for no tan lines
Baby oil and peeps
The kids chased pigeons over here
Yes, she was topless
That reminds of . . .
Scoring a vacuum
I just thought i would have to lift stuff
The goodwill of goodwill
Inceptor
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Tags: inception planting idea goodwill sunbathing topless pigeons ]]> Length: 30:18
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August is here
Getting the walk on
Uphill sun bathing
The lady was there
Tanning for no tan lines
Baby oil and peeps
The kids chased pigeons over here
Yes, she was topless
That reminds of . . .
Scoring a vacuum
I just thought i would have to lift stuff
The goodwill of goodwill
Inceptor
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Tags: inception planting idea goodwill sunbathing topless pigeons ]]> Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:18:20 -0500 30:18 tag:croncast.com,4508 Episode: #660 Length: 30:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! August is here Getting the walk on Uphill sun bathing The lady was there Tanning for no tan lines Baby oil and peeps The kids chased pigeons over here Yes, she was topless That reminds of . . . Scoring a vacuum I just thought i would no inception, planting idea, goodwill, sunbathing topless, pigeons Season 26 Episode 10: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4507/Season-26-Episode-10:-The-Croncast-Shorty_inception_planting-idea.php Podcasts Length: 3:20
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August is here
Getting the walk on
Uphill sun bathing
The lady was there
Tanning for no tan lines
Baby oil and peeps
The kids chased pigeons over here
Yes, she was topless
That reminds of . . .
Scoring a vacuum
I just thought i would have to lift stuff
The goodwill of goodwill
Inceptor

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Tags: inception planting idea goodwill sunbathing topless pigeons ]]> Length: 3:20
Format: mp3

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August is here
Getting the walk on
Uphill sun bathing
The lady was there
Tanning for no tan lines
Baby oil and peeps
The kids chased pigeons over here
Yes, she was topless
That reminds of . . .
Scoring a vacuum
I just thought i would have to lift stuff
The goodwill of goodwill
Inceptor

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Tags: inception planting idea goodwill sunbathing topless pigeons ]]> Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:13:48 -0500 3:59 tag:croncast.com,4507 Episode: #660 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! August is here Getting the walk on Uphill sun bathing The lady was there Tanning for no tan lines Baby oil and peeps The kids chased pigeons over here Yes, she was topless That reminds of . . . Scoring a no inception, planting idea, goodwill, sunbathing topless, pigeons Air Spooning, Hobo Minefield, Second Husband http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4452/Air-Spooning-Hobo-Minefield-Second-Husband_second-husband_air-spooning.php Podcasts Length: 30:00
Format: mp3

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Kris with a 'K'
Gotta go real old on it
Kris Smith is all over the place
Now he's got a baby
Underwear model takes Google Juice
Your mate should have Google Alerts for you
If they don't, they don't love you
Not meant to be
Hobos in the park
He drove his remote control car through them
They all sleep air spooning
It was a Hobo minefield
Lying to your own kids
They believe the lies and not the truth
That's not a joke
Second husband, first date questions
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Tags: second husband air spooning telling lies kris smith google alerts ]]> Length: 30:00
Format: mp3

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Kris with a 'K'
Gotta go real old on it
Kris Smith is all over the place
Now he's got a baby
Underwear model takes Google Juice
Your mate should have Google Alerts for you
If they don't, they don't love you
Not meant to be
Hobos in the park
He drove his remote control car through them
They all sleep air spooning
It was a Hobo minefield
Lying to your own kids
They believe the lies and not the truth
That's not a joke
Second husband, first date questions
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Tags: second husband air spooning telling lies kris smith google alerts ]]> Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:19:33 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,4452 Episode: #651 Length: 30:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Kris with a 'K' Gotta go real old on it Kris Smith is all over the place Now he's got a baby Underwear model takes Google Juice Your mate should have Google Alerts for you If they don't, they don't love you Not no second husband, air spooning, telling lies, kris smith, google alerts Season 26 Episode 01: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4451/Season-26-Episode-01:-The-Croncast-Shorty_second-husband_air-spooning.php Podcasts Length: 4:11
Format: mp3

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Kris with a 'K'
Gotta go real old on it
Kris Smith is all over the place
Now he's got a baby
Underwear model takes Google Juice
Your mate should have Google Alerts for you
If they don't, they don't love you
Not meant to be
Hobos in the park
He drove his remote control car through them
They all sleep air spooning
It was a Hobo minefield
Lying to your own kids
They believe the lies and not the truth
That's not a joke
Second husband, first date questions

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Tags: second husband air spooning telling lies kris smith google alerts ]]> Length: 4:11
Format: mp3

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Kris with a 'K'
Gotta go real old on it
Kris Smith is all over the place
Now he's got a baby
Underwear model takes Google Juice
Your mate should have Google Alerts for you
If they don't, they don't love you
Not meant to be
Hobos in the park
He drove his remote control car through them
They all sleep air spooning
It was a Hobo minefield
Lying to your own kids
They believe the lies and not the truth
That's not a joke
Second husband, first date questions

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Tags: second husband air spooning telling lies kris smith google alerts ]]> Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:11:55 -0500 4:11 tag:croncast.com,4451 Episode: #651 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:11 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kris with a 'K' Gotta go real old on it Kris Smith is all over the place Now he's got a baby Underwear model takes Google Juice Your mate should have Google Alerts for you If they don't, they no second husband, air spooning, telling lies, kris smith, google alerts Man Knockers, Starvation Diet, Squirt Gun Legend http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4430/Man-Knockers-Starvation-Diet-Squirt-Gun-Legend_moobtacular_svelt.php Podcasts Length: 29:58
Format: mp3

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Five Stars on the iTunes
I gotta give you 5 stars
On your weight loss starvation diet
You looking svelt and
Moobtacular
Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy
Learning to drive at 12
Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire
Country road community
Squirt gun legends
Where is the cabbie?

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Tags: moobtacular svelt starvation diet country roads cabbie update ]]> Length: 29:58
Format: mp3

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Five Stars on the iTunes
I gotta give you 5 stars
On your weight loss starvation diet
You looking svelt and
Moobtacular
Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy
Learning to drive at 12
Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire
Country road community
Squirt gun legends
Where is the cabbie?

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Tags: moobtacular svelt starvation diet country roads cabbie update ]]> Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:55:19 -0500 29:58 tag:croncast.com,4430 Episode: #644 Length: 29:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelt and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken no moobtacular, svelt, starvation diet, country roads, cabbie update Season 25 Episode 19: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4429/Season-25-Episode-19:-The-Croncast-Shorty_moobtacular_svelt.php Podcasts Length: 6:58
Format: mp3

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Five Stars on the iTunes
I gotta give you 5 stars
On your weight loss starvation diet
You looking svelte and
Moobtacular
Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy
Learning to drive at 12
Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire
Country road community
Squirt gun legends
Where is the cabbie?

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Tags: moobtacular svelt starvation diet country roads cabbie update ]]> Length: 6:58
Format: mp3

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Five Stars on the iTunes
I gotta give you 5 stars
On your weight loss starvation diet
You looking svelte and
Moobtacular
Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy
Learning to drive at 12
Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire
Country road community
Squirt gun legends
Where is the cabbie?

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Tags: moobtacular svelt starvation diet country roads cabbie update ]]> Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:48:52 -0500 6:58 tag:croncast.com,4429 Episode: #644 The Croncast Shorty Length: 6:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelte and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber no moobtacular, svelt, starvation diet, country roads, cabbie update Pressed Jacket, BBQ Dip, The Other Foot http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4387/Pressed-Jacket-BBQ-Dip-The-Other-Foot_gaucho-pants_coordinating-hair-piece.php Podcasts Length: 30:15
Format: mp3

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We tell stories
Touch on my Twitter interview from two years ago
I made a claim last week
This story defines our relationship
Also our karma
There was no ending
That's so 2007, Betsy Food photos
Caesar salad in Seattle
No nerdy smarminess
Lack thereof?
Aww, baby
A guy goes to a job interview and . . .
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Tags: gaucho pants coordinating hair piece team smith captain chair ]]> Length: 30:15
Format: mp3

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We tell stories
Touch on my Twitter interview from two years ago
I made a claim last week
This story defines our relationship
Also our karma
There was no ending
That's so 2007, Betsy Food photos
Caesar salad in Seattle
No nerdy smarminess
Lack thereof?
Aww, baby
A guy goes to a job interview and . . .
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: gaucho pants coordinating hair piece team smith captain chair ]]> Fri, 21 May 2010 14:33:18 -0500 30:15 tag:croncast.com,4387 Episode: #630 Length: 30:15 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We tell stories Touch on my Twitter interview from two years ago I made a claim last week This story defines our relationship Also our karma There was no ending That's so 2007, Betsy Food photos Caesar salad in Seattle No nerdy no gaucho pants, coordinating hair piece, team smith, captain chair, Lisptacular, FFA Jacket, Big Paddle http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4386/Lisptacular-FFA-Jacket-Big-Paddle_speech-therapy_van-orin.php Podcasts Length: 30:05
Format: mp3

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Removing the letter 's' from my speech
It will make me sound smart
Betsy's adventure through Christian school
I've never heard this
Baby, where did you keep this story?
Yeah, I had a lisp
So what?
They had actually signed it
It was a big paddle
FFA Corduroy jacket awesomeness
That isn't awesome
I was a hit
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Tags: speech therapy van orin ffa jacket christian school ]]> Length: 30:05
Format: mp3

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Removing the letter 's' from my speech
It will make me sound smart
Betsy's adventure through Christian school
I've never heard this
Baby, where did you keep this story?
Yeah, I had a lisp
So what?
They had actually signed it
It was a big paddle
FFA Corduroy jacket awesomeness
That isn't awesome
I was a hit
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: speech therapy van orin ffa jacket christian school ]]> Wed, 19 May 2010 19:00:30 -0500 30:05 tag:croncast.com,4386 Episode: #629 Length: 30:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Removing the letter 's' from my speech It will make me sound smart Betsy's adventure through Christian school I've never heard this Baby, where did you keep this story? Yeah, I had a lisp So what? They had actually no speech therapy, van orin, ffa jacket, christian school, Season 25 Episode 04: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4385/Season-25-Episode-04:-The-Croncast-Shorty_speech-therapy_van-orin.php Podcasts Length: 3:50
Format: mp3

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Removing the letter 's' from my speech
It will make me sound smart
Betsy's adventure through Christian school
I've never heard this
Baby, where did you keep this story?
Yeah, I had a lisp
So what?
They had actually signed it
It was a big paddle
FFA Corduroy jacket awesomeness
That isn't awesome
I was a hit
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: speech therapy van orin ffa jacket christian school ]]> Length: 3:50
Format: mp3

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Removing the letter 's' from my speech
It will make me sound smart
Betsy's adventure through Christian school
I've never heard this
Baby, where did you keep this story?
Yeah, I had a lisp
So what?
They had actually signed it
It was a big paddle
FFA Corduroy jacket awesomeness
That isn't awesome
I was a hit
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: speech therapy van orin ffa jacket christian school ]]> Wed, 19 May 2010 18:52:40 -0500 3:50 tag:croncast.com,4385 Episode: #629 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:50 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Removing the letter 's' from my speech It will make me sound smart Betsy's adventure through Christian school I've never heard this Baby, where did you keep this story? Yeah, I had a lisp So no speech therapy, van orin, ffa jacket, christian school, UCB Improv Classes, Subway Rats, It Won't Fit http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4349/UCB-Improv-Classes-Subway-Rats-It-Wont-Fit_comedy-classes_nyc.php Podcasts Length: 27:40
Format: mp3

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My tore up voice
It's leaving a comment right now
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class
Placebo
That is a stupid word
Not even three minutes in
Roll with it, baby
You should take my classes
Toastmasters or Improv
Get on UCB team
What is wrong with this guy?
I care
He can't do that to my wife
At a Chucky Cheese?
They're all wrong
Alternative lifestyle
What did you do?
You can't roll with that
Redirect from that?
How?
The joke about one wing
You gotta recall that
Wrap up this wing
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Tags: comedy classes nyc subway rats upright citizens brigade ]]> Length: 27:40
Format: mp3

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My tore up voice
It's leaving a comment right now
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class
Placebo
That is a stupid word
Not even three minutes in
Roll with it, baby
You should take my classes
Toastmasters or Improv
Get on UCB team
What is wrong with this guy?
I care
He can't do that to my wife
At a Chucky Cheese?
They're all wrong
Alternative lifestyle
What did you do?
You can't roll with that
Redirect from that?
How?
The joke about one wing
You gotta recall that
Wrap up this wing
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: comedy classes nyc subway rats upright citizens brigade ]]> Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:52:52 -0500 27:40 tag:croncast.com,4349 Episode: #619 Length: 27:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! My tore up voice It's leaving a comment right now Betsy graduates another level one comedy class Placebo That is a stupid word Not even three minutes in Roll with it, baby You should take my classes Toastmasters or Improv Get on UCB no comedy classes, nyc, subway rats, upright citizens brigade, The San Antonio, Doddering Bus Surfers, UES http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4340/The-San-Antonio-Doddering-Bus-Surfers-UES_ASPCA-cat_doddering.php Podcasts Length: 31:21
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
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Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Length: 31:21
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:14:17 -0500 31:21 tag:croncast.com,4340 Episode: #614 Length: 31:21 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady no ASPCA cat, doddering, bus surfer, upper east side, san antonio Bloodhound to Beauty, Circus School, Freudian Slip http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4336/Bloodhound-to-Beauty-Circus-School-Freudian-Slip_circus-school_freudian-slip.php Podcasts Length: 25:12
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: circus school freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Length: 25:12
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
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Tags: circus school freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:18:18 -0500 25:12 tag:croncast.com,4336 Episode: #613 Length: 25:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady no circus school, freudian slip, NYC, bloodhound to beauty, Season 24 Ep 13: The Shorty Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4335/Season-24-Ep-13:-The-Shorty-Croncast_smell-yourself_freudian-slip.php Podcasts Length: 4:03
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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
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Tags: smell yourself freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
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Tags: smell yourself freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:04:20 -0500 4:03 tag:croncast.com,4335 Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips no smell yourself, freudian slip, NYC, bloodhound to beauty, Legless Junker, iPad Love, Birthday Booze http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4333/Legless-Junker-iPad-Love-Birthday-Booze_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Podcasts Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:21:46 -0500 29:00 tag:croncast.com,4333 Episode: #612 Length: 29:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter Season 24 Ep 12: Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4332/Season-24-Ep-12:-Croncast-Shorty_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Podcasts Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:07:32 -0500 4:34 tag:croncast.com,4332 Episode: #612 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter Center Pieces, No Baby Prize, Elope Now http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4284/Center-Pieces-No-Baby-Prize-Elope-Now_wedding-plans_elope.php Podcasts Length: 27:20
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Length: 27:20
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:20:27 -0500 27:20 tag:croncast.com,4284 Episode: #604 Length: 27:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Season 24 Ep 04: A Sampling http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4283/Season-24-Ep-04:-A-Sampling_wedding-plans_elope.php Podcasts Length: 4:10
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Length: 4:10
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:06:11 -0500 4:10 tag:croncast.com,4283 Episode: #604 Sampler Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Workaholism, Valentines Day, The Two New Yorks http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4246/Workaholism-Valentines-Day-The-Two-New-Yorks_aspca_collecting-cans.php Podcasts Length: 30:04
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Length: 30:04
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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:51:03 -0600 30:02 tag:croncast.com,4246 Show: #549 Length: 30:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go to bed If I no aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows Season 23 Ep 14: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4245/Season-23-Ep-14:-Croncast-Sampler_aspca_collecting-cans.php Podcasts Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:47:47 -0600 4:03 tag:croncast.com,4245 Show: #549-Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go no aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4233/Daddy-Justice-Aluminum-Lined-Long-Memory_hamster_pet-store.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0600 28:09 tag:croncast.com,4233 Show: #544 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey hey Thos comments are gonna flow Yes, i've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go no hamster, pet store, dylan's candy bar, new york, la moille Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4231/Green-Pants-Entering-the-Scene-Chicagowaukee-accent_Chicagowaukee_leprechaun.php Podcasts Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Length: 30:33
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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0600 30:33 tag:croncast.com,4231 Show: #542 Length: 30:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times I have on my robe, bunny slippers You wish you could afford the Times That's true Or had a stoop of my own Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building What I like about no Chicagowaukee, leprechaun, bunny slippers, NYC marathon, the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4228/the-hottest-woman-i-know-|-@reslaequeen-|-good-gawd-baby_work_photo.php Blog the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.

every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?

baby, i love you.

i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy.

you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.



Tags: work photo often together baby ]]>the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.

every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?

baby, i love you.

i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy.

you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.



Tags: work photo often together baby ]]> Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:10:41 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4228 every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo. probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult. she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together. i love her with all my heart and cherish the no work, photo, often, together, baby